Sooooooooooo

[marini martini]

One hour and 14 minutes until the shittiest birthday of my life is over!:toast

[Fillmoe]

didnt get any dick?

[Dex]

:( This post is a downer.

Happy Birthday, anyways!

[SequSpur]

Gilf

:lol

[Dex]

^Post association at its best.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://www.cakecarousel.com/cakecarousel/images/product/1172270909_Happy%20Birthday.jpg

[marini martini]

didnt get any dick?

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:vomit:

[T Park]

Wanna talk about it? :lol

[remingtonbo2001]

Happy Birthday. :)

[marini martini]

Wanna talk about it? :lol

You know it!:(


Happy Birthday. :)

Thanks baby Bo!:toast

[mrsmaalox]

Happy Birthday Marini


Well - well - well you've had a birthday
And now you're getting really old,
You know, I almost missed it
But it's right you should be told.
I've really been too busy
With a few things on my mind,
So I've come to poke some fun
And it's working out just fine.

What present should I get you ?
Some perfume ? - no, some flowers ? - no,
Ah yes, maybe a bra.
Now what colour should it be ?
Really I don't know what to think,
There must be a colour that suits an oldie,
Probably one of the shades of pink.

The next consideration is one of size,
Now that gravity's taken hold,
The problem I know will get even worse,
Fifty, sixty, seventy - boy you're getting bloody old.
But I digress - back to this problem,
As I don't want to get it wrong,
34 A, B, C, or perhaps D
Maybe just a straight out - 34 long.

But now I'm being cute
And that's really not like me,
It's my wish your birthday found you well,
And if in the looking glass one day you see,
Signs of your backside down 'round your knee,
I hope you remember who reminded you so,
But please don't feel too bad - the floors the limit,
And that's as far as you go!

Love ya' hon! :toast

[marini martini]

Happy Birthday Marini


Well - well - well you've had a birthday
And now you're getting really old,
You know, I almost missed it
But it's right you should be told.
I've really been too busy
With a few things on my mind,
So I've come to poke some fun
And it's working out just fine.

What present should I get you ?
Some perfume ? - no, some flowers ? - no,
Ah yes, maybe a bra.
Now what colour should it be ?
Really I don't know what to think,
There must be a colour that suits an oldie,
Probably one of the shades of pink.

The next consideration is one of size,
Now that gravity's taken hold,
The problem I know will get even worse,
Fifty, sixty, seventy - boy you're getting bloody old.
But I digress - back to this problem,
As I don't want to get it wrong,
34 A, B, C, or perhaps D
Maybe just a straight out - 34 long.

But now I'm being cute
And that's really not like me,
It's my wish your birthday found you well,
And if in the looking glass one day you see,
Signs of your backside down 'round your knee,
I hope you remember who reminded you so,
But please don't feel too bad - the floors the limit,
And that's as far as you go!

Love ya' hon! :toast

Thanks Sweetie Pie! That just lifted me up!LOL:lmao

And glad I got to party with you the other night!!!:toast

[RashoFan]

Sorry that I am late on wishing you a Happy Birthday.
Got the oxycotin ready? :D

[mavs>spurs2]

Happy Birthday

[ATRAIN]

Sorry that I am late on wishing you a Happy Birthday.
Got the oxycotin ready? :D

IM late for it too!! Happy Bday MIL!!

[florige]

How old are you now Marini?

[BacktoBasics]

I might be able to help with this.

[BigZak]

happy birthday!

you know your getting older when people have to start repeating things for you!

you know your getting older when people have to start repeating things for you!

happy birthday!

[marini martini]

How old are you now Marini?

As my mother used to say, "plenty nine!" So let's leave it at that!:lol


IM late for it too!! Happy Bday MIL!!

Thanks Sil!


Happy Birthday

Thanks!:wow


I might be able to help with this.

The only way you can help, is start another funny ass thread, to get this joint jumpin'!:toast


Sorry that I am late on wishing you a Happy Birthday.
Got the oxycotin ready? :D

No, but I got the gin!:toast


happy birthday!

you know your getting older when people have to start repeating things for you!

you know your getting older when people have to start repeating things for you!

happy birthday!

Thanks, Zak! Thanks, Zak! Thanks, Zak! Thanks, Zak! Thanks, Zak!:blah

[florige]

As my mother used to say, "plenty nine!" So let's leave it at that!:lol




Thanks Sil!


Thanks!:wow



The only way you can help, is start another funny ass thread, to get this joint jumpin'!:toast




??? :lol

No, but I got the gin!:toast



Thanks, Zak! Thanks, Zak! Thanks, Zak! Thanks, Zak! Thanks, Zak!:blah

[2Blonde]

Happy Belated Bday, Sweetie!!:toast

[ShoogarBear]

:lol

It wouldn't have been the worst birthday of her life then.