Let's play: You know your a Spurs fan if...

[usckk]

I saw this in another forum and thought it is worth putting here.

You know your a Spurs fan if...

you go to school with a bad mood and your friends know that the Spurs lost without even asking

you stay up do 2:00 am on a school night watching a game and typing messages on Spurs forums afterwards

you cried when the Spurs lost to the Lakers with the infamous .4

you sit in front of the computer and click refreash every 30 seconds hoping there is a new thread or reply in a message board

you name your children Timmy, Tony, David, and Manu

you break up with your girlfriend because she's a laker fan

[atlfan25]

If you've seen enough of the "you know you're a spurs fan if..." threads.

[whottt]

You post on internet message boards and call yourself "Spurminator".

[davi78239]

you know you're a spurs fan if you still wear the old attire consisting of the ugly ass majenta colors, and also if you're last name is something like martinez and you have that on the back of your pick-up truck along with spurs symbol underneath it.

[Spurs_rock05]

you know you are a spurs fan if...
other nba team fans don't talk to you

[T Park]

if youve had season tickets since 89

if you have the original "Young Guns" poster with Willie Anderson, David RObinson, and Sean Elliott on it.

[cqsallie]

If you sit in your driveway for the last 2 minutes of the game (which stretches into 10 minutes), 'cause you're afraid that if you stop listening to WOAI the Spurs will lose, not to mention that the game will suddenly end during your mad rush into the house to turn on the TV.
I might mention that you know you're a Spurs fan if you find something in your vehicle to pee into for the above reasons...

[Experiment2100]

Your friend finds a shirt and knows it's yours cause it's silver and black

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

...after decades of hating Charles Barkley you start liking him because he picks the Spurs to win it all.

[mouse]

You know your a Spurs fan if... You say you hate Carl Malone one day.

Then you root for him the next day cause he's now on your team

[carolgino]

you know your a Spurs fan if..

you don't care that i only could see the courtside live but not the game live.
you hate your tv station always make programs of Rockets and you cheer for Spurs even your friends say they're boring.
as soon as you start the computer,you post the official site of Spurs.

and,you will send something to Spurs as regards cause chinese new year is coming soon.
hehe,that's my plan..

[2pac]

if youve had season tickets since 89

if you have the original "Young Guns" poster with Willie Anderson, David RObinson, and Sean Elliott on it.

You got your first season tickets before DRob was drafted.

You have worn both the 99 and the 03 rings.

[alamo50]

...you quit your job to attend The Admiral's final playoffs coming in from Europe.

[LoveMySpurs]

... you get up at 0400 in the morning while deployed to Landstuhl Germany during the 2003 play-offs to watch the games before work!

[mrblonde17]

...you had season tickets for the Spurs first three years in San Antonio

...you have a red, white, and blue basketball with autographs from:
Swen Nater
James Silas
Rich Jones

...you have the original Nike "Iceman" poster with George sitting on giant icecubs

...you know the original nickname of the team

...you saw Moses Malone play with the Utah Stars or Wilt Chamberlain coach the San Diego Conquistadors or George McGinnis with the Indiana Pacers or even Dr. J with the New York Nets

[Rummpd]

You still love your team despite the inane fawning over Malone shades of Kidd

You have seen them play on wierd shaped TVs at wierd times in several countries including Russia and Lithuania where the only language you understood was Duncan or Robinson.

You have covered your radio attennae in aluminum foil and added a coat hanger to hear games from a crackling WOAI 1200 before NBA pass came.

Your kid is the only 7 year old in Philly to know the entire starting lineup and whose Dad won't let him where his AI shirt to school but Duncan's is fine.

You live and die with each dumb loss over inept teams.

You are in complete glee in an airport bar when Duncan hits the big shot then Fisher's fiasco that just could not be happens.

[mouse]

If you show up at Kori's GTG

[Sonia_TX]

What about:

You go to HEB on busy Superbowl Sunday just to buy Spurs bracelets for your ENTIRE family.

lol...yea that was me!

[2pac]

You learn Spanish by listening to the Spurs broadcast on the Spanish radio station when you are a kid, because somehow the WOAI reception was weak in your house. (True story)

[Sonia_TX]

You learn Spanish by listening to the Spurs broadcast on the Spanish radio station when you are a kid, because somehow the WOAI reception was weak in your house. (True story)

Aww that's so cute! :lol

[SPARKY]

You believe that Sean Marks really beat out Malik Rose for a spot in the rotation.

[Taco]

you name your children Timmy, Tony, David, and Manu



:lol

[mouse]

You wet your mattress when you heard Kobe was trade bait.

[IceColdBrewski]

when you still want Karl Malone despite all the shitty things he has done to the Spurs' players in the past.

[Aunt Jemima]

when your still upset Pop traded Del Negro...

[duncan2k5]

When you watch finals games with your girlfriend because you did it for game 1 and the spurs won, so you think its a good luck charm.

When you get mad at your girl and make her say sorry because she said "spurs will lose" as a joke and they really did lose...and you know in your heart its her fault.

When you watch blowouts just to see the bench kick a$$. When you go crazy after Malik grabs a big rebound...

...then cringe when he gets stuck pump-faking under the basket...

then almost break your hand on the table (or the other way around) when you hit it after he throws the ball out of bounds...

When no matter what he does...you know you love malik rose

when you hang up on everyone who calls you to tease after 0.4

when you expect brent barry to hit EVERY three.

when you get excited when manu is on the fast break

when you wish you could be in the locker room at halftime to give them a Pop-a=fitz when they are playing like crap.

when you have the only tough love coach left in the nba and you love it.

accept the fact that at least once a game someone will do something to make the spurs look silly (i.e. kevin martin passing the ball off massenberg's back out of boudns for the and1 layup)

when you hate players you normally wont care about because they do something assish while playing the spurs (amare anyone)

When you love Charles Barkley for the simple reason of...GINOBILI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lee Harvey Oswald]

when you blame losing to the Mavericks on the Grassy Knoll

[duncan2k5]

forgive my ignorance, but whats the Grassy Knoll?

[Ballcox]

Your daughter's cat begins to hide from you in the last 2-3 minutes of a game, because he KNOWS that there is a chance the Spurs might lose and his ass will get kicked all over the living room for no reason. Hey, what can you do? The wife won't let me break furnitue anymore! :fro

[duncan2k5]

Your daughter's cat begins to hide from you in the last 2-3 minutes of a game, because he KNOWS that there is a chance the Spurs might lose and his ass will get kicked all over the living room for no reason. Hey, what can you do? The wife won't let me break furnitue anymore! :fro

LOL

[Lee Harvey Oswald]

when you have to wait in line to use the shower rod..

[mrblonde17]

Grassy Knoll = JFK assassination reference

[duncan2k5]

i see.

[Matrix]

If you post here but your team is the suns.











you must be :smokin to believe that, but really Only one team i really hate inbasketball.....The lakers....

[SpursWoman]

you must be :smokin to believe that, but really Only one team i really hate inbasketball.....The lakers....


Yes, we know you're just here for the vbookie ... :fro :lol

[Matrix]

Yes, we know you're just here for the vbookie ... :fro :lol


You know the old saying keep your friends close, but keep your ememies closer, I have to know whats going on with the other teams especially the one that is the favorite, plus the maker of the forum is from Phoenix...so thats a plus

and the vbookie thing, i just cant say how much i like that, only one question, what can i get with the money?

[SpursWoman]

You know the old saying keep your friends close, but keep your ememies closer, I have to know whats going on with the other teams especially the one that is the favorite, plus the maker of the forum is from Phoenix...so thats a plus

and the vbookie thing, i just cant say how much i like that, only one question, what can i get with the money?


We were wondering about that last night ... if there's any way to make a vbookie store or something...

:lol

It's just bragging rights for now...

[Matrix]

We were wondering about that last night ... if there's any way to make a vbookie store or something...

:lol

It's just bragging rights for now...


Not sure how you can set that up, but bragging rights is good, it sucked me in,

[Lee Harvey Oswald]

When you bite the bullet and you put on some dark shades, and go rent 'Shall we dance'? from block buster. So your girlfriend lets you watch the Spurs game on TNT.

now that's a fan :lmao

[MaNuMaNiAc]

You're a Spurs fan if you like this joke!

A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she's a BIG Lakers fan.
She's really excited about it and asks the kids if they're Lakers fans too.

Everyone wants to impress the teacher and says they're Lakers fans too, except ONE kid, ...named Josh.

The teacher looks at Josh and says, "Josh, you're not a Lakers fan?"

He says, "Nope, Im a Spurs fan!" She says, "Well why are you a Spurs fan and not a Lakers fan?"

Josh says, "Well, my mom is a Spurs fan, and my dad is a Spurs fan, so I'm a Spurs fan."

The teacher's not real happy. She's a little hot under the collar. She says, "Well, if your moms an idiot, and your dads a moron, then what would you be?!"

Josh says, "Then I'd be a Laker fan!"

[Lee Harvey Oswald]

you know your a spurs fan when you pawn your game cube to buy some cheap seats in the nose bleed section and site between to greasy smelly Mexicans to watch the Spurs lose to the Mavericks :lmao

[Sonia_TX]

you know your a spurs fan when you pawn your game cube to buy some cheap seats in the nose bleed section and site between to greasy smelly Mexicans to watch the Spurs lose to the Mavericks :lmao

But I'm sure us 'greasy smelly Mexicans' can spell better than you can!

[Lee Harvey Oswald]

That's cuz you guys have to carry a dictionaries with you at all times so you can fill out all those free benefit and food stamp applications :lmao

Spelling is must if you want to get a your green cards. :smokin

[duncan2k5]

thats cold...freezing cold...and wrong...so wrong

[ShoogarBear]

only one question, what can i get with the money?

vLapDances, for one

[bigzak25]

When you bite the bullet and you put on some dark shades, and go rent 'Shall we dance'? from block buster. So your girlfriend lets you watch the Spurs game on TNT.



it's funny cuz it's true...fkn mouse.... :lol

don't worry bout mouseman, sonia, he's just effin around...he's as dirty, smelly, and mexican as you can get, so he's allowed....

myself? well, at least i'm not smelly. :smokin

[Sonia_TX]

Ok, well I guess if it's coming from a Mexican it's allowed. lol

Thanks BigZak25. :D