Rockets/Mavs Oct 30th

[Shank]

...in Dallas.

The campaign to 82-0 will begin with the hated Rockets.

It will end with another 1st round loss, but that's another story.

:lobt2:
:bking

[monosylab1k]

Shan Foster > Tracy McGrady

[greensborohill]

where's the rest of the schedule?

[GuerillaBlack]

Oh lawd.

[nil.ball]

Shan Foster > Tracy McGrady

Other than the Tim Dougherty alleged tainted 7gm win against the Rockets, your team has achieved nothing. :rollin

[nil.ball]

This is how we roll. (http://images.google.com/images?q=tracy%20mcgrady%20shawn%20bradley&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi)

[sribb43]

This is how we roll. (http://images.google.com/images?q=tracy%20mcgrady%20shawn%20bradley&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi)

Try this instead (http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=tracy+mcgrady+injured)

[nil.ball]

Try this instead (http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=tracy+mcgrady+injured)

Yet our championship trophy number divide yours will equal to infinity..? Or is it mathematically incorrect to even try to attempt such fiasco?

[sribb43]

Yet our championship trophy number divide yours will equal to infinity..? Or is it mathematically incorrect to even try to attempt such fiasco?

Your going to bring up 94 and 95:lol How many playoff series has the current Rockets roster won, i cant remember

[Shank]

Wow.

So heated already.

[sribb43]

Wow.

So heated already.

and its only July 29th

[Findog]

Other than the Tim Dougherty alleged tainted 7gm win against the Rockets, your team has achieved nothing. :rollin

You mean the Game 7 where we beat Houston by 40 points?

[nil.ball]

Look what I found on google....


http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j260/bill_lan/dchoke.jpg

[Shank]

Look what I found on google....


http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j260/bill_lan/dchoke.jpg

Bill Lan - is that your name? Or is it Bill and Ian? I'm voting for the former.

Pretty clever attempt at shit-talking from a team that employs Tracy McGrady and Yao.

[sribb43]

You mean the Game 7 where we beat Houston by 40 points?

:rollin

[dallaskd]

Look what I found on google....


http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j260/bill_lan/dchoke.jpg

Based on playoff performance tmac is a bigger choker than dirk..and yao has a small penis.

[monosylab1k]

So when Rocket Fan isn't accusing each other of posting under multiple names and tracking each other's IP's because they don't understand the concept of the internet, they're bragging about their decade-and-a-half old titles.

:tu

[nil.ball]

Coming from fans that has never won an nba title, and their owner is about to buy a baseball franchise and their best player is contemplating of bolting for another team. Yeah I think I can shit-talk allll-day long.

[Findog]

Look what I found on google....


http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j260/bill_lan/dchoke.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3258/2715182296_4b60fa3ca8_o.jpg

[Shank]

Coming from fans that has never won an nba title, and their owner is about to buy a baseball franchise and their best player is contemplating of bolting for another team. Yeah I think I can shit-talk allll-day long.

Fans win titles? Since when?
What's wrong with him owning a baseball franchise?
Best player thinking of bolting? Care to enlighten us about this?

That may be the worst batch of shit-talk I've ever read.

[Findog]

Coming from fans that has never won an nba title, and their owner is about to buy a baseball franchise and their best player is contemplating of bolting for another team. Yeah I think I can shit-talk allll-day long.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3258/2715182296_4b60fa3ca8_o.jpg

[Findog]

Coming from fans that has never won an nba title,

You weren't alive the last time the Rockets won a title.


and their owner is about to buy a baseball franchise

Relevance?



and their best player is contemplating of bolting for another team

Not true



Yeah I think I can shit-talk allll-day long.

To whom? Spurs own the Rockets. Jazz own the Rockets. Mavs own the Rockets.

Who can you talk shit to? Grizzlies fans? Austin Toros fans?

[Findog]

:lmao at nil.ball

Worst shittalker ever. He makes 21 Blessings look good

[Indazone]

c'mon boys. I look for a well played clean match with good sportsmanship all the way around. Dirk and T-Mac will shake hands and then have a sporting good match and finish with a nice dinner with wine later after the game. Jolly Good!

[Shank]

c'mon boys. I look for a well played clean match with good sportsmanship all the way around. Dirk and T-Mac will shake hands and then have a sporting good match and finish with a nice dinner with wine later after the game. Jolly Good!

Cheerio-O! Well met, young chap. I foresee a ripping-good match of sport betwixt our duo of favored sport franchises. Hear, hear!

[nil.ball]

Fans win titles? Since when?

are you honestly that retarded?


What's wrong with him owning a baseball franchise?

What's wrong with your mother dating another man?


Best player thinking of bolting? Care to enlighten us about this?

Do you really not follow your team news?


That may be the worst batch of shit-talk I've ever read.

And yet why are you still here.

[nil.ball]

:lmao at nil.ball

Worst shittalker ever. He makes 21 Blessings look good

I am sorry for my incompetent opponents?


:rollin

[Findog]

are you honestly that retarded?



What's wrong with your mother dating another man?



Do you really not follow your team news?



And yet why are you still here.

:lmao at nil.ball

You suck

[IronMexican]

This is how the mavs roll

http://www.contractinteriors.co.uk/images/CAB%20Empty%20Cabinet.gif

[nil.ball]

I am sorry for my incompetent opponents?


:rollin


:lmao at nil.ball

You suck

Exactly, it's hard to trash talk when your opposition's best jab is "you suck".


:lol:lol

[Indazone]

Cheerio-O! Well met, young chap. I foresee a ripping-good match of sport betwixt our duo of favored sport franchises. Hear, hear!

Spot on Good Man! Tea and Crumpets after the match?

[Shank]

are you honestly that retarded?

Fans win titles? Explain.



What's wrong with your mother dating another man?

Absolutely nothing wrong with that.



Do you really not follow your team news?

I absolutely do. Many of us around here do, too. And yet, we don't have a fucking clue what you're talking about. Reading comprehension must not be a strong suit of yours.


And yet why are you still here.

I failed to realize that you ran shit around here. My apologies.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

lolz @ this thread

[Shank]

lolz @ this thread

It's pretty badass, eh?

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

It's pretty badass, eh?

Mhm.

[Findog]

Exactly, it's hard to trash talk when your opposition's best jab is "you suck".



http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2690801&postcount=22

I already dispensed with you there.

Waiting for your response...

<crickets chirping>

[nil.ball]

That may be the worst batch of shit-talk I've ever read.





I failed to realize that you ran shit around here. My apologies.

Then why are you still here? Please do check back when your team finally win something look like this :lobt2:

[Shank]

Then why are you still here? Please do check back when your team finally win something look like this :lobt2:

Ok.

Thanks for the memories, SpursTalk. It's been fun hanging out here the past few years. I wish I could stay. I have a number of guys/girls with which I love to converse, but it appears my time is up. Kori has made her decision and I've tendered my resignation. I thank the greatness that is nil.ball for making me realize I'm just wasting my time since my team hasn't won a championship. There will be no more messages from me.

The dress blues are on the bed. Single bullet in the chamber. Pants are down and the dry cleaning bag is in my hand. Bi-racial midget porn on the TV. No funeral...

[Rappin' Shaq]

You I'm a speak tha truth for a minute
Rocket fans are on some mad nerd shit
Braggin bout titles from way back in the old days
Them titles so old I forgot how Hakeem's ass taste

[koriwhat]

both teams suck ass! case closed.

[nil.ball]

You weren't alive the last time the Rockets won a title.
Is this based on your experience or extrapolation? Or do you not remember things you have encountered on your own or heard/read from somewhere and you are about to pull an Ashcroft?



Relevance?

Are you really that stupid? Do I really have to explain my counter argument?




Not true

Really? Not true? Evidence your ground? Please mister..




To whom? Spurs own the Rockets. Jazz own the Rockets. Mavs own the Rockets.

Who can you talk shit to? Grizzlies fans? Austin Toros fans?

Really? How do :lobt2:less franchise exactly own us? Based on Utah mormon code to sacred self-satisfaction guide or your pretty pink pony team icon?

[FromWayDowntown]

Sixers fans, with their 3 titles, are pretty sure the Rockets have nothing to brag about.

Warriors fans, too.

[Findog]

I think it's pretty lame to brag about a title you weren't alive to see, nilball:

http://www.nba.com/rockets/images/finals94.jpg

[nil.ball]

Them titles so old I forgot how Hakeem's ass taste

Really? How many years does it take for you to forget the taste of another man's bottom?

[nil.ball]

I think it's pretty lame to brag about a title you weren't alive to see, nilball:

http://www.nba.com/rockets/images/finals94.jpg

Did you read post #41?

[Shank]

I'd love to read the counter argument to any issue with Cuban buying the Cubs, but I'm dead.

[Findog]

"
Are you really that stupid? Do I really have to explain my counter argument?

nilball, you are fucking retarded, or just a troll:

http://www.dallasbasketball.com/fullColumn.php?id=525

“I have no intentions of selling the Mavs. Cubs or not,’’ says Cuban,




Really? Not true? Evidence your ground? Please mister..


"I want to fulfill my contract in Dallas with three years left," Nowitzki said.






Really? How do :lobt2:less franchise exactly own us?


Because every time we meet in the playoffs, we win.

http://www.basketball-reference.com/playoffs/NBA_1988.html

http://www.nba.com/playoffs2005/series_dalhou.html

We've beaten you 66% of the time for about the last 10 years.

Just like I owned you here, kid.

[Findog]

nilball is 12 years old. The Rockets last won a title in 1995.

[Findog]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I wish 21 Blessings weren't too much of a cowardly bitch and stuck around. He's slightly more of a challenge than this shitball.

[Findog]

I don't know why nilball is bragging, he's witnessed his team win just as many titles as I have.

[Shank]

I killed myself. Sorry, Findog.

[nil.ball]

"

nilball, you are fucking retarded, or just a troll:

http://www.dallasbasketball.com/fullColumn.php?id=525

“I have no intentions of selling the Mavs. Cubs or not,’’ says Cuban,


Thank you for proving my exact word: "and their owner is about to buy a baseball franchise"





"I want to fulfill my contract in Dallas with three years left," Nowitzki said.
Really? Now let me try to explain something here, maybe you will be smart enough to understand. Why is he even answering this kind of question at this point? Maybe there are news about him contemplating of bolting for another team? Again you have quoted and proved my point. Thank you very much







Because every time we meet in the playoffs, we win.

http://www.basketball-reference.com/playoffs/NBA_1988.html

http://www.nba.com/playoffs2005/series_dalhou.html

We've beaten you 66% of the time for about the last 10 years.

Just like I owned you here, kid.
:wow So great you've beaten us 66% of the time for the last 10 years, isn't that like saying I've beaten you 100% of the time since last night right after a victory? What's the matter? Too scared to pull the record going beyond 10 years?

[nil.ball]

nilball is 12 years old. The Rockets last won a title in 1995.

Do I really have to repeat myself again? Why are you dodging the question?

"Is this based on your experience or extrapolation? Or do you not remember things you have encountered on your own or heard/read from somewhere and you are about to pull an Ashcroft?"

[nil.ball]

I don't know why nilball is bragging, he's witnessed his team win just as many titles as I have.


so :lobt2::lobt2: = 0 ?

[Shank]

Thank you for proving my exact word: "and their owner is about to buy a baseball franchise"





Really? Now let me try to explain something here, maybe you will be smart enough to understand. Why is he even answering this kind of question at this point? Maybe there are news about him contemplating of bolting for another team? Again you have quoted and proved my point. Thank you very much






:wow So great you've beaten us 66% of the time for the last 10 years, isn't that like saying I've beaten you 100% of the time since last night right after a victory? What's the matter? Too scared to pull the record going beyond 10 years?


Motherfucker, I've come back like Lazarus to answer your bullshit.

WHAT DOES IT MATTER IF HE BUYS A BASEBALL TEAM?

There's news of him contemplating bolting for another team? Show us where he's said this and we'll both bow down to you. You can't, because it's not true and you're trying to read between the lines on some of your own bullshit.

He pulled 10 years because we know you're 12 years old. We're giving you the credit of being able to comprehend the world around you at the ripe age of 2.

[Shank]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnd...I've killed myself again.

Don't tell my relatives.

[nil.ball]

Motherfucker, I've come back like Lazarus to answer your bullshit.

WHAT DOES IT MATTER IF HE BUYS A BASEBALL TEAM?

There's news of him contemplating bolting for another team? Show us where he's said this and we'll both bow down to you. You can't, because it's not true and you're trying to read between the lines on some of your own bullshit.

He pulled 10 years because we know you're 12 years old. We're giving you the credit of being able to comprehend the world around you at the ripe age of 2.

Is this the best you can do for an argument? Impose superficial information onto an opponent? And if your opponent is really only 12 years old, your best counter strategy is calling him a (I am sorry) M word?

I have merely stated a fact that your owner is indeed trying to acquire another franchise in a different sport. Maybe you can think critically of how I used that evidence in the context of this argument.

If you are only interested in cast profanities, then I am not going to lower myself further and continue with this non-sense.

[Shank]

Is this the best you can do for an argument? Impose superficial information onto an opponent? And if your opponent is really only 12 years old, your best counter strategy is calling him a (I am sorry) M word?

I have merely stated a fact that your owner is indeed trying to acquire another franchise in a different sport. Maybe you can think critically of how I used that evidence in the context of this argument.

If you are only interested in cast profanities, then I am not going to lower myself further and continue with this non-sense.

Oh, forgive me. I forgot that I was beneath you. That mother dating another guy retort must have been some high-brow debate tactic my feeble little mind couldn't comprehend.

I guess we just don't get it. Explain how Cuban attempting to acquire the Cubs has ANYTHING to do with the way the Mavericks are run. Please. Enlighten us with your brilliance.

[Shank]

Death suited me better.

[I. Hustle]

Yes YES kill each other Mwwaaahaaahaaahahahaha.

[Findog]

Thank you for proving my exact word: "and their owner is about to buy a baseball franchise"


Thank you for bringing up an irrelevant non sequitur. Who cares about Cuban and the Cubs?





Again you have quoted and proved my point. Thank you very much

Actually, you're some little 12-year-old punk bitch that doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about. That quote is from an interview he did with a German newspaper. A bunch of people got their panties in a bunch because the botched translation made it seem like he wanted out of Dallas.

[Findog]

Do I really have to repeat myself again? Why are you dodging the question?


What question am I dodging? Based on the" intelligence" and the sheer ignorance you display in your posts, you can't be more than 12, little boy. And that's a generous estimate.

[Findog]

I killed myself. Sorry, Findog.

That's okay. I feel like how Kobe must feel when he's going one on one with a kid...or the Mavs anytime they play the Rockets...or any team facing Tracy McGrady in the 1st round.

[Findog]

I guess we just don't get it. Explain how Cuban attempting to acquire the Cubs has ANYTHING to do with the way the Mavericks are run. Please. Enlighten us with your brilliance.


<crickets chirping>

<nilball crying>

[monosylab1k]

good lord Rockets fans just got bukkake'd with ownage in this thread.

[Shank]

It's nap and juicebox hour. He'll be back soon.

[Shank]

good lord Rockets fans just got bukkake'd with ownage in this thread.

In their defense, it's not fair to lump nil.ball in with the rest of them.

[dirk4mvp]

cool thread

i never knew nilball contained so much fail in his natural ingredients. it's not good for you as we see.

[Findog]

Cheerio-O! Well met, young chap. I foresee a ripping-good match of sport betwixt our duo of favored sport franchises. Hear, hear!

I think we can pretty much sum it up as follows:

"The sporting team from my area is superior to the sporting team from your area."

Wash, rinse, repeat.

[dirk4mvp]

e Rockets.

Who can you talk shit to? Grizzlies fans?



I'll be sure to let the Grizzlies spread their Gay Mayo all over your loaf when this changes this year.

[Findog]

In their defense, it's not fair to lump nil.ball in with the rest of them.

freedarko has a concept called the "liberated" fan, one who follows personalities and doesn't have a team allegiance. I think nil.ball goes into the same category as 21 Blessings, Chris Childs, da_suns_fan and Spurs Dynasty: always getting owned no matter how good their team is.

[Caltex2]

Amazing how so many get stuck in the past.

[Showtime24 LAKERS]

Wow Rockets just got Artest!! We have another contender, if they can stay healthy ( physically and mentally )

[Roxsfan]

the mavs are a joke, what have they ever won?


titles?

the only thing they can say is the rox's trophies have dust and MJ retired, wow, I'm going to cry---thems harsh words there:rolleyes


come back when you guys do something relevant.

The rox franchise is on the up and up and is a serious title contender the Mavs are a broken down team with a joke new coach, a joke owner, a washed up "we gave up too much for" our aging point guard and just no heart, no direction, no optimism and anyone who denies that needs to get their head examined.

[Shank]

Oh, hey, there you are! Little late, but we appreciate the tardy bravado.

[Roxsfan]

Oh, hey, there you are! Little late, but we appreciate the tardy bravado.

speaking of tardy, looks like the mavs fo is still tardy in doing anything relevant this offseason........hold your breath for Josh Smith:lmao

[Shank]

speaking of tardy, looks like the mavs fo is still tardy in doing anything relevant this offseason........hold your breath for Josh Smith:lmao

Yeah. Um, good one.

[Roxsfan]

Yeah. Um, good one.

yeah, and even a better one there^:sleep

[Indazone]

Oh it will be jolly good match now. I think our new man, Artest will be smackers.

[stipendlax]

I'll let Ron do all my trash talking thank you very much.

Oh yeah, and Mavs... please, you have no room to talk shit. Nor do the Rockets. The Spurs (as much as I hate to admit) are the only ones that have any room to talk because they've actually won something recently.

"At least we've gotten out of the first round..."

That argument has no relevance. You don't win the title, you fail.

I mean, you guys are choke city...

[dieman8686]

I'll let Ron do all my trash talking thank you very much.

Oh yeah, and Mavs... please, you have no room to talk shit. Nor do the Rockets. The Spurs (as much as I hate to admit) are the only ones that have any room to talk because they've actually won something recently.

"At least we've gotten out of the first round..."

That argument has no relevance. You don't win the title, you fail.

I mean, you guys are choke city...

You should take your own advice then...

[stipendlax]

You should take your own advice then...

How is what I said 'trash talking'?

[nil.ball]

Looks like Mavs may be playing without Josh Howard on opening night!
:lol