My Friend's Colonoscopy

[ShoogarBear]

:nope

Made you look, you sick bastard.

[E20]

Aside from my dissapointment.

Why would have your friends colonscopy in the 1st place?

[1Parker1]

My bad...by "friend" I thought you really meant yourself....:oops

[ShoogarBear]

My bad...by "friend" I thought you really meant yourself....:oops

I didn't know you were kinky like that.

[tlongII]

Sequ forum

[2Blonde]

Aside from my dissapointment.

Maybe these 2 videos will abate your disappointment..
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=katie+couric%27s+colonoscopy&sitesearch=&aq=f#
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=katie+couric%27s+colonoscopy&sitesearch=&aq=f#

[CosmicCowboy]

You guys are just gonna love it. The colonoscopy ain't shit...literally. Nothing to it...It's the stuff they give you to clean you out to get ready for it that you will remember forever.

My guy had his own secret mix. I was told later by one of the operating room nurse/techs that they LOVED working on my guys patients because they were SOOOOOOOO CLEEEEEEEEAN!

I mixed and drank his giant secret cocktail and waited...I was watching Hannity and Combs (sp?) with my wife and actually had the fate tempting audacity to tell my wife I didn't think it was working.

It wasn't ten minutes before I felt this rumble in my stomach and I suddenly felt like my gut had been invaded by an alien...and the alien was growing...

I jumped to my feet and short stepped down the hall trying to deal with the buckle/zipper issues as I ran. The alien had reached basketball size proportions as I cleared the bathroom door.

Fortunately my wife has me pretty well housebroken and the seat was down. Just as my butt hit the seat the basketball (which had now grown to the size of a volkswagon) exploded and blew everything I had consumed since I was an infant and even possibly pre birth umbilical nourishment down and out.

The seat wasn't much protection. Everything hit the bottom of the bowl going Mach 2 and ricocheted and came right back up with its speed just slightly diminished to Mach 1.

For a big guy I have a relatively small butt that was not adequate to plug all the escape outlets. I had stuff up my back, in my hair, and on the ceiling and walls.

It's a very humbling experience.

Despite my best cleaning efforts I ended up repainting the bathroom the next weekend.

Normal toilets just aren't made for THAT shit. Next time I'm digging a DEEP post hole in the yard and cutting the bottom out of a lawn chair.

[johnsmith]

You guys are just gonna love it. The colonoscopy ain't shit...literally. Nothing to it...It's the stuff they give you to clean you out to get ready for it that you will remember forever.

My guy had his own secret mix. I was told later by one of the operating room nurse/techs that they LOVED working on my guys patients because they were SOOOOOOOO CLEEEEEEEEAN!

I mixed and drank his giant secret cocktail and waited...I was watching Hannity and Combs (sp?) with my wife and actually had the fate tempting audacity to tell my wife I didn't think it was working.

It wasn't ten minutes before I felt this rumble in my stomach and I suddenly felt like my gut had been invaded by an alien...and the alien was growing...

I jumped to my feet and short stepped down the hall trying to deal with the buckle/zipper issues as I ran. The alien had reached basketball size proportions as I cleared the bathroom door.

Fortunately my wife has me pretty well housebroken and the seat was down. Just as my butt hit the seat the basketball (which had now grown to the size of a volkswagon) exploded and blew everything I had consumed since I was an infant and even possibly pre birth umbilical nourishment down and out.

The seat wasn't much protection. Everything hit the bottom of the bowl going Mach 2 and ricocheted and came right back up with its speed just slightly diminished to Mach 1.

For a big guy I have a relatively small butt that was not adequate to plug all the escape outlets. I had stuff up my back, in my hair, and on the ceiling and walls.

It's a very humbling experience.

Despite my best cleaning efforts I ended up repainting the bathroom the next weekend.



Better left too yourself forum.

[Vinnie_Johnson]

Slow day..

[bugmenot]

You guys are just gonna love it. The colonoscopy ain't shit...literally. Nothing to it...It's the stuff they give you to clean you out to get ready for it that you will remember forever.

My guy had his own secret mix. I was told later by one of the operating room nurse/techs that they LOVED working on my guys patients because they were SOOOOOOOO CLEEEEEEEEAN!

I mixed and drank his giant secret cocktail and waited...I was watching Hannity and Combs (sp?) with my wife and actually had the fate tempting audacity to tell my wife I didn't think it was working.

It wasn't ten minutes before I felt this rumble in my stomach and I suddenly felt like my gut had been invaded by an alien...and the alien was growing...

I jumped to my feet and short stepped down the hall trying to deal with the buckle/zipper issues as I ran. The alien had reached basketball size proportions as I cleared the bathroom door.

Fortunately my wife has me pretty well housebroken and the seat was down. Just as my butt hit the seat the basketball (which had now grown to the size of a volkswagon) exploded and blew everything I had consumed since I was an infant and even possibly pre birth umbilical nourishment down and out.

The seat wasn't much protection. Everything hit the bottom of the bowl going Mach 2 and ricocheted and came right back up with its speed just slightly diminished to Mach 1.

For a big guy I have a relatively small butt that was not adequate to plug all the escape outlets. I had stuff up my back, in my hair, and on the ceiling and walls.

It's a very humbling experience.

Despite my best cleaning efforts I ended up repainting the bathroom the next weekend.

Normal toilets just aren't made for THAT shit. Next time I'm digging a DEEP post hole in the yard and cutting the bottom out of a lawn chair.

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmoa:lmao

[peewee's lovechild]

You guys are just gonna love it. The colonoscopy ain't shit...literally. Nothing to it...It's the stuff they give you to clean you out to get ready for it that you will remember forever.

My guy had his own secret mix. I was told later by one of the operating room nurse/techs that they LOVED working on my guys patients because they were SOOOOOOOO CLEEEEEEEEAN!

I mixed and drank his giant secret cocktail and waited...I was watching Hannity and Combs (sp?) with my wife and actually had the fate tempting audacity to tell my wife I didn't think it was working.

It wasn't ten minutes before I felt this rumble in my stomach and I suddenly felt like my gut had been invaded by an alien...and the alien was growing...

I jumped to my feet and short stepped down the hall trying to deal with the buckle/zipper issues as I ran. The alien had reached basketball size proportions as I cleared the bathroom door.

Fortunately my wife has me pretty well housebroken and the seat was down. Just as my butt hit the seat the basketball (which had now grown to the size of a volkswagon) exploded and blew everything I had consumed since I was an infant and even possibly pre birth umbilical nourishment down and out.

The seat wasn't much protection. Everything hit the bottom of the bowl going Mach 2 and ricocheted and came right back up with its speed just slightly diminished to Mach 1.

For a big guy I have a relatively small butt that was not adequate to plug all the escape outlets. I had stuff up my back, in my hair, and on the ceiling and walls.

It's a very humbling experience.

Despite my best cleaning efforts I ended up repainting the bathroom the next weekend.

Normal toilets just aren't made for THAT shit. Next time I'm digging a DEEP post hole in the yard and cutting the bottom out of a lawn chair.


:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

JESUS CHRIST ON A POGO STICK!!!!

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[stretch]

funny

[ShoogarBear]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

That was Chopper-quality posting.


I was watching Hannity and Combs (sp?)

Serves you right.

[ShoogarBear]

I just had to prescribe a guy a bowel prep tonight for a radiology study tomorrow. He's 25. I wonder if he'll ever speak to me again.

[marini martini]

You guys are just gonna love it. The colonoscopy ain't shit...literally. Nothing to it...It's the stuff they give you to clean you out to get ready for it that you will remember forever.

My guy had his own secret mix. I was told later by one of the operating room nurse/techs that they LOVED working on my guys patients because they were SOOOOOOOO CLEEEEEEEEAN!

I mixed and drank his giant secret cocktail and waited...I was watching Hannity and Combs (sp?) with my wife and actually had the fate tempting audacity to tell my wife I didn't think it was working.

It wasn't ten minutes before I felt this rumble in my stomach and I suddenly felt like my gut had been invaded by an alien...and the alien was growing...

I jumped to my feet and short stepped down the hall trying to deal with the buckle/zipper issues as I ran. The alien had reached basketball size proportions as I cleared the bathroom door.

Fortunately my wife has me pretty well housebroken and the seat was down. Just as my butt hit the seat the basketball (which had now grown to the size of a volkswagon) exploded and blew everything I had consumed since I was an infant and even possibly pre birth umbilical nourishment down and out.

The seat wasn't much protection. Everything hit the bottom of the bowl going Mach 2 and ricocheted and came right back up with its speed just slightly diminished to Mach 1.

For a big guy I have a relatively small butt that was not adequate to plug all the escape outlets. I had stuff up my back, in my hair, and on the ceiling and walls.

It's a very humbling experience.

Despite my best cleaning efforts I ended up repainting the bathroom the next weekend.

Normal toilets just aren't made for THAT shit. Next time I'm digging a DEEP post hole in the yard and cutting the bottom out of a lawn chair.



Gawd, how did I miss this? :lmao:lmao:lmao

[Ronaldo McDonald]

I just had to prescribe a guy a bowel prep tonight for a radiology study tomorrow. He's 25. I wonder if he'll ever speak to me again.

You a Radiologist, Shoog?

[marini martini]

You a Radiologist, Shoog?

No,an enimaoligist!:toast

[alamo50]

Geez thanks for the Cosmic walkthrough!
I´m up (the butt) coming Wednesday!

But I did laugh my ass of!

:(

[ShoogarBear]

You a Radiologist, Shoog?

Nope, kidneys.

[T Park]

Hey Shoog, can you PM me, I've got a question about kidney stones and fixing Gout...