Official SpursTalk Maggie Gyllenhaal Poll

[Spurminator]

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/maggie-gyllenhaal/pictures/maggie-gyllenhaal-picture-1.jpg
http://www.filmweb.no/bilder/multimedia/archive/00098/Maggie_Gyllenhaal_i__98612o.jpg

[monosylab1k]

The epitome of butterface.

[Spuradicator]

Jake is a prettier woman

[Spurminator]

I wanted to keep the choices minimal, so let's say "hot" captures "would approach her at a bar after one drink or less" to "unhealthy obsession."

[I. Hustle]

I would just put a bag over her head and imagine Jake... WAIT WHAT?!

[CharlieMac]

You're all retarded. Did you not see Secretary?

[lefty]

Ugly


Why do you think Joker kills her???

[CharlieMac]

Ugly


Why do you think Joker kills her???

You son of a bitch. I didn't know that!

[lefty]

You son of a bitch. I didn't know that!

Oooops :(

Sorry :D

[Leetonidas]

Everyone in here would smash. Anyone who wouldn't is either a liar or a faggot.

[Leetonidas]

...or a straight female.

[shelshor]

Ugly


Why do you think Joker kills her???

DAMN
Now I have to go see it in the theater instead of waiting for it on HBO

[InRareForm]

Situational.

sometimes she looks like shit, then others she looks damn good.

[thispego]

Everyone in here would smash. Anyone who wouldn't is either a liar or a faggot.

leetonidas speaks the truth. all you fuckin phonies can just shut the fuck up about her being ugly or a butterface cause we know you'd all worship her as a goddess if she gave you the chance. :lol

[hater]

I am not saying I would not bang her. All I'm saying is she is gross looking.

[ATRAIN]

leetonidas speaks the truth. all you fuckin phonies can just shut the fuck up about her being ugly or a butterface cause we know you'd all worship her as a goddess if she gave you the chance. :lol

+1

I'm sure all of you who said she is ugly and gross have fucked uglier hood rats.

[thispego]

I am not saying I would not bang her. All I'm saying is she is gross looking.

then your opinion doesn't count. so shut the fuck up.

[monosylab1k]

The question isn't "would you have sex with her?" the question is "is she hot or not?" 100% of the guys here would have sex with her. Only 30% (so far) think she's hot.

[hater]

then your opinion doesn't count. so shut the fuck up.

well she is nasty. But go ahead and jack off to her ugly mug if it makes you feel better.

[hater]

The question isn't "would you have sex with her?" the question is "is she hot or not?" 100% of the guys here would have sex with her. Only 30% (so far) think she's hot.

:tu

[mrsmaalox]

...or a straight female.

Me. But I think she's hot.

[ATRAIN]

The question isn't "would you have sex with her?" the question is "is she hot or not?" 100% of the guys here would have sex with her. Only 30% (so far) think she's hot.

rare that this happens but mono has a good point, put an option on the poll "you would hit it and quit it"

[ATRAIN]

Or how about adding this to the poll, would you rather bang her or mrsmaalox

[thispego]

The question isn't "would you have sex with her?" the question is "is she hot or not?" 100% of the guys here would have sex with her. Only 30% (so far) think she's hot.

:sleep
kids here like to create the illusion that their standards are really high. it does not surprise me that on an internet forum, where you chodes can google "hot girls" and get 1,000,000 returns of the worlds hottest girls, that you would pretend that you thought MG is not hot.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:sleep
kids here like to create the illusion that their standards are really high. it does not surprise me that on an internet forum, where you chodes can google "hot girls" and get 1,000,000 returns of the worlds hottest girls, that you would pretend that you thought MG is not hot.

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/71/Nothitit.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/71/Nothitit.jpg

That says it all :tu

[cheguevara]

I think the fact that I think an average looking girl is better looking that her disqualifies her as hot.

[thispego]

well she is nasty. But go ahead and jack off to her ugly mug if it makes you feel better.

nasty :lmao gmafb

ok... waiting for you to post a pic of your gf or at least the hottest girl you've ever fucked. get'ta googlin ya fuckin chode

[thispego]

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/71/Nothitit.jpg

:lmao sums it up perfectly

[thispego]

I think the fact that I think an average looking girl is better looking that her disqualifies her as hot.

who's the average looking girl you think is better looking?

[CuckingFunt]

You're all retarded. Did you not see Secretary?

Truth.

Granted, Jake is probably the prettier of the two, but I've though Maggie was sexy ever since that film.

[hater]

nasty :lmao gmafb

ok... waiting for you to post a pic of your gf or at least the hottest girl you've ever fucked. get'ta googlin ya fuckin chode

like I care what a nerd like you thinks :lmao

I just put in my opinion that's what the thread is for moron.

damn, didn't know nerds get a hissy fit when you insult the woman of their dreams. :lol

[Gaylord M. Focker]

I'd milk her nipples.

[thispego]

like I care what a nerd like you thinks :lmao

I just put in my opinion that's what the thread is for moron.

damn, didn't know nerds get a hissy fit when you insult the woman of their dreams. :lol

and like i said, your opinion does not matter. MG is not the woman of my dreams, but she IS hot. If you'd rather take the gay road and choke on dicks thats your own problem.

[tlongII]

I'd hit it.

[Boston Pancake]

I'd give her the Boston Pancake.

[Ray Combs]

I'd rather hang myself with bed sheets than get near that fugly dyke.

[ATRAIN]

I'd hit it.

We know you would.

[hater]

and like i said, your opinion does not matter. MG is not the woman of my dreams, but she IS hot. If you'd rather take the gay road and choke on dicks thats your own problem.

mmm now that you mention it, you must be gay then. Cause she sorta looks like bugs bunny in drag.

[thispego]

good one. warner bros. smack. classic.

[Staff Sgt. Dignam]

Who do you lace curtain motherfuckers think you all are? Listen, I run rat fucks like Maggie Gyllehaal, and let me tell you something... she is NOT FUCKING HOT! I should slam each and every one of your heads through a plate glass window.

[McLovin]

Dude I've banged a chick hotter than Maggie Gyllenhaal and it was so sweet! I had a boner! Yeah yeah chicka yeah!

[Gunnery Sgt Hartman]

Dude I've banged a chick hotter than Maggie Gyllenhaal and it was so sweet! I had a boner! Yeah yeah chicka yeah!

Private McLovin, I'm gonna give you three seconds! Exactly three-fucking-seconds to get that fucking boner out of your pants or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

The question isn't "would you have sex with her?" the question is "is she hot or not?" 100% of the guys here would have sex with her. Only 30% (so far) think she's hot.

This is pretty accurate. :tu

[I. Hustle]

Private McLovin, I'm gonna give you three seconds! Exactly three-fucking-seconds to get that fucking boner out of your pants or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!

out of his pants and into where? Your mouth?

[Gunnery Sgt Hartman]

out of his pants and into where? Your mouth?

I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you!

[DisAsTerBot]

I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you!

do you say anything original, or do you have the dvd constantly cued up for one liners?

[rAm]

I'd give her the Boston Pancake.


I'd rather hang myself with bed sheets than get near that fugly dyke.


Who do you lace curtain motherfuckers think you all are? Listen, I run rat fucks like Maggie Gyllehaal, and let me tell you something... she is NOT FUCKING HOT! I should slam each and every one of your heads through a plate glass window.


Dude I've banged a chick hotter than Maggie Gyllenhaal and it was so sweet! I had a boner! Yeah yeah chicka yeah!


Private McLovin, I'm gonna give you three seconds! Exactly three-fucking-seconds to get that fucking boner out of your pants or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!


I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you!

wow hahaha, this thread really brought out the trolls. Where is rappin shaq?

[Trainwreck2100]

wow hahaha, this thread really brought out the trolls. Where is rappin shaq?

where do your allegiances lie boy

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

She's hot.

[Trainwreck2100]

She's hot.

for a grandmother I guess

[leemajors]

not conventional beauty, but hot.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

for a grandmother I guess

Her body is better than 98% of the female celebs, and I don't see her face as being butter(ish) at all.

In an attempt not to infringe upon TLong's copyrighted phrase, I would tap that ten ways 'til Tuesday.

[Trainwreck2100]

Her body is better than 98% of the female celebs, and I don't see her face as being butter(ish) at all.

In an attempt not to infringe upon TLong's copyrighted phrase, I would tap that ten ways 'til Tuesday.

The thing about her face for me is that at certain angles, she doesn't appear to have a nose, and that's just weird.

[rAm]

where do your allegiances lie boy

I'd sex the crap out of her

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

In an attempt not to infringe upon TLong's copyrighted phrase, I would tap that ten ways 'til Tuesday.

I would insert my genitalia into her genitalia and thrust many times, therefore impregnating her with my offspring.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I would insert my genitalia into her genitalia and thrust many times, therefore impregnating her with my offspring.

:lmao

[Trainwreck2100]

I would insert my genitalia into her genitalia and thrust many times, therefore impregnating her with my offspring.

18 years dawg

[Spurminator]

I'd ask her to a nice dinner and treat her to a few hours of good food and conversation.

[Spurminator]

Then I'd fuck the shit out of her.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

18 years dawg

Like anybody would believe I would be the guy Maggie Gyllenhaal would allow to impregnate her? It's the perfect crime.

[ATRAIN]

I'd ask her to a nice dinner and treat her to a few hours of good food and conversation.

Make her pay........that bitch is a richer.

[Trainwreck2100]

Like anybody would believe I would be the guy Maggie Gyllenhaal would allow to impregnate her? It's the perfect crime.

Till the kid comes out knowing karate then the magnifying glass gets pointed directly at you

[I. Hustle]

I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Maggie Gyllenhaal out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

[Ronaldo McDonald]

She's the epitome of average. Nothing more, nothing less.

Her shoulders are oddly very high, and her arms are long, too. She reminds fo Shawm Marion in that way.

[Ignignokt]

She's the epitome of average. Nothing more, nothing less.

Her shoulders are oddly very high, and her arms are long, too. She reminds fo Shawm Marion in that way.

uchug cox!

[Ronaldo McDonald]

uchug cox!

Cool.

[thispego]

She's the epitome of average. Nothing more, nothing less.

Her shoulders are oddly very high, and her arms are long, too. She reminds fo Shawm Marion in that way.

L O L

[atxrocker]

gross

[monosylab1k]

rare that this happens but mono has a good point, put an option on the poll "you would hit it and quit it"

Yeah I guess that's the "meh" option. In my interpretation at least -

Hot = I masturbate to pictures of her every night
Meh = not pretty but good enough for a poke
Gross = I wouldn't fuck her with Bea Arthur's dick

[ATRAIN]

Yeah I guess that's the "meh" option. In my interpretation at least -

Hot = I masturbate to pictures of her every night
Meh = not pretty but good enough for a poke
Gross = I wouldn't fuck her with Bea Arthur's dick

I made my vote based on this.

[ATRAIN]

Its funny how a lot of posters also think Megan Fox is ugly but if she was in front of them they would cum in their pants.

[Spurminator]

Eh, I know a lot more hot girls than I could possibly masturbate to every night. Hot, to me, means you might do a double take (in a good way) if you saw her in public. "Meh" means you wouldn't notice her.

[nkdlunch]

she is far from hot. maybe about 3,000 miles from it

[ATRAIN]

Eh, I know a lot more hot girls than I could possibly masturbate to every night. Hot, to me, means you might do a double take (in a good way) if you saw her in public. "Meh" means you wouldn't notice her.

There needs to be an option saying "I would hit it" as well because some might not think she is ugly, or pretty, but would notice her because they wouldnt kick her out of bed.

[Short Round]

No time for love with dog face woman!

[Spurminator]

There needs to be an option saying "I would hit it" as well because some might not think she is ugly, or pretty, but would notice her because they wouldnt kick her out of bed.

Yeah but I think we've established that "I'd hit it" is a given.

[thispego]

Eh, I know a lot more hot girls than I could possibly masturbate to every night. Hot, to me, means you might do a double take (in a good way) if you saw her in public. "Meh" means you wouldn't notice her.
this is my feeling on the subject

[thispego]

No time for love with dog face woman!

stuff it, chink!

[ATRAIN]

I don't get how anyone could spank it to someone they have never met before. Maybe if they are naked like in a porn/soft porn or in a playboy/pentouse/or your personal preference. Personally my spank bank consists of chicks ive actually been with. Thinking about the freaks and hood rats is where its at.

[I. Hustle]

It's a case of my eyes say no but my penis says yes

[lefty]

And the Dark Knight curse continues.... Maggie Gyllenhaal's body was found in the Hampton's

http://www.foxnews.com/images/409094/0_21_montauk_monster_grab.jpg

[fatsack]

i'll pass

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/stylewatch/bestlook/071126/maggie_gyllenhaal400.jpg

[lefty]

i'll pass

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/stylewatch/bestlook/071126/maggie_gyllenhaal400.jpg

Pic on the right : cross between Batman Begins girl (Katie Holmes) and Dark Night girl (Maggie)

[thispego]

i'll pass

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/stylewatch/bestlook/071126/maggie_gyllenhaal400.jpg

yes she looks like shit in the right hand picture, but you're gonna sit there and tell me that is not a beautiful woman on the left?

i really could care less about MG, i've not spanked to her once and dont plan on it, but this equates to automatically assuming that a woman who has big breasts has gotten a boob job.... Just because MG is not drop-dead gorgeous means she is not hot? Some of you fuckin chodes' realities are warped and you need to go outside, appreciate the finer things in life, pull your heads out of your asses, and take a deep breath of the real world air. Otherwise you're going to continue through life as the sad pathetic pieces of shit you make yourselves out to be on here every day - all day

[Ignignokt]

Some of you twats need to stop jerking off to nickelodeon shows like Crazytown and Icarly and appreciate a real woman.

[nkdlunch]

holy snatchburger batman!

that is one ugly chick!

[hater]

i'll pass

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/stylewatch/bestlook/071126/maggie_gyllenhaal400.jpg

http://www.centex.net/~elliott/1959/troll_doll_1959_pants.gif

some of you need your glasses adjusted

[I. Hustle]

Bottom line is this. The internet has warped the minds of a lot of nerds people. They spend most of the time looking at free porn and decide that a woman should look like all these airbrushed, botoxed, implanted porn stars. Yes they are hot but c’mon dude you know that if any woman even brushed up against you, you would splooge your pants. It’s funny how high the standards are of people that have never gotten any. This is not directed at all of the people that don’t find her attractive, because different people have different tastes, just the ones that are completely horrified by a woman that isn’t a famous porn star.
All I am saying is actually walk outside and discover the world. Don’t become one of those serial rapists that go around raping chicks because he is fantasizing about some site he frequents. I am just trying to help you before we post the link to CNN where you are on a bus chopping off heads and creaming your pants.

[thispego]

I only does it with super model caliber babez

/chodes on spurstalk

[Ignignokt]

It's as if you took a refugee from Somalia to Golden Corral and he bitches that it isn't Ruth's Chris Steakhouse quality.

[Ignignokt]

I only does it with super model caliber babez

/chodes on spurstalk


:lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ignignokt]

Maggie is not fappable! oh noes!

[thispego]

It's as if you took a refugee from Somalia to Golden Corral and he bitches that it isn't Ruth's Chris Steakhouse quality.

:rollin

[cheguevara]

And the Dark Knight curse continues.... Maggie Gyllenhaal's body was found in the Hampton's

http://www.foxnews.com/images/409094/0_21_montauk_monster_grab.jpg

:lmao


Here she is posing with her 3 children:
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/CollegePics/MANBEARPIG.png

[Ignignokt]

:lmao


Here she is posing with her 3 children:
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/CollegePics/MANBEARPIG.png

:rolleyes

You'd be lucky to get a date from them.

[Tom Brady]

I only does it with super model caliber babez

/chodes on spurstalk

I really only do have sex with super model caliber bitches. I'm Tom fucking Brady. Take it from me, Maggie Gyllenhaal is one fugly mother. I take shits prettier than her.

[Ignignokt]

I take shits prettier than her.

If by shits you mean the superbowl.

[Tom Brady]

If by shits you mean the superbowl.

Get back to me when you've accomplished something with your life bigger than shaking salt on the fries at Whataburger.

[JoeChalupa]

I'm not in any position to comment.

[Ignignokt]

Get back to me when you've accomplished something with your life bigger than shaking salt on the fries at Whataburger.


yOu're biggest accomplishment in life is impersonating Tom Brady on the net. Somehow, i'd rather go back when i was 16 and do fries at whataburger.

[I. Hustle]

MMMMMMMMMMMM Whataburger fries

[washingtonwizard]

she looks like steve nash with a wig

[ATX Spur]

I think when you can compare a girl to Steve Nash with a wig, she's likely not hot.

[thispego]

either that or you're gay for steve nash

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

The question isn't "would you have sex with her?" the question is "is she hot or not?" 100% of the guys here would have sex with her. Only 30% (so far) think she's hot.

That pretty much sums up my thoughts. Lights off.

[cheguevara]

who's the average looking girl you think is better looking?

mr. dispego I will give you an example.

this chick from ESPN, she is definitely average looking and I think she is way, way, way more attractive than that maggie chick you are talking about. I would bang this girl before banging 10 of the maggies.

http://www.gocollegiate.com/editor/UserFiles/rachelnichols(2).png

just face the fact that a big majority of ppl(even the fat nerds you talk about) truly don't find Maggie hot.

just my 2 cents

[TheSanityAnnex]

nasty :lmao gmafb

ok... waiting for you to post a pic of your gf or at least the hottest girl you've ever fucked. get'ta googlin ya fuckin chode

Not hot at all. And I've got pics of two ex-girlfriends that are much hotter already posted on this site.

[tp2021]

I can't stop looking at the 2nd pic in the OP. Something about a girl, completely naked, with her legs spread...I dunno, something about it just DOES something for me. I can't quite put my penis on it... I mean my finger in it.. I mean...

[1Parker1]

:lmao @ 5 pages rating..........Maggie Gyllenhaal.

Now her brother is HOT! :wow

[TheSanityAnnex]

She looks 15 years older than she is.

[Brutalis]

She is gross. God damn idiot people talking about "ohh you stupid if you aint think she hot" need to get over themselves. The girl is nothing but average at best. This even being in debate proves that. She isn't even pretty enough to lick pooh off my girlfriends finger.

[lefty]

:lmao @ 5 pages rating..........Maggie Gyllenhaal.

Now her brother is HOT! :wow

WTF

He looks goofy

[baseline bum]

Looks good to me

[RashoFan]

Situational.

sometimes she looks like shit, then others she looks damn good.

I would agree to this statement. I sometimes look like a hot momma and sometimes I look like crap. What woman doesn't???

I think Maggie is pretty.

[TheSanityAnnex]

I sometimes look like a hot momma and sometimes I look like crap. What woman doesn't???
A truly hot woman.

[Ignignokt]

She is gross. God damn idiot people talking about "ohh you stupid if you aint think she hot" need to get over themselves. The girl is nothing but average at best. This even being in debate proves that. She isn't even pretty enough to lick pooh off my girlfriends finger.

Maybe in arkansas, the whole "unless a girl has superior sharp nordic features, i don't give a damn", is probably the reason you can't see that while Maggie isn't no Blonde Bimbo Bombshell, she's still damn cute and a hottie.

[Ignignokt]

Cameron diaz is 100 percent hot all de dang tyme!!.

[leemajors]

She is gross. God damn idiot people talking about "ohh you stupid if you aint think she hot" need to get over themselves. The girl is nothing but average at best. This even being in debate proves that. She isn't even pretty enough to lick pooh off my girlfriends finger.

toilet paper.

[ShoogarBear]

Well, now we know thispego's weak spot.

[ShoogarBear]

Her shoulders are oddly very high, and her arms are long, too. She reminds fo Shawm Marion in that way.

:lmao :lmao

[ShoogarBear]

:lmao @ 5 pages rating..........Maggie Gyllenhaal.

Now her brother is HOT! :wow

And gay.

[baseline bum]

Spurstalk.com has the most discriminating set of dudes in the world. I've seen threads here about Aishwarya Rai being ugly.

[Dex]

Spurstalk.com has the most discriminating set of dudes in the world. I've seen threads here about Aishwarya Rai being ugly.

No fucking joke.

I'm not saying Gyllenhaal is God's Gift or anything, but she's a pretty attractive person. She obviously takes care of her body, and though she has a unique appearance that I could see not everybody being attracted to, it's pretty harsh to call her ugly.

Take a look around next time you go to a freaking Wal-Mart, and I'll show you a slew of 'average' looking people. You could probably spot a few who you might consider more attractive, but I bet you'll see a lot more who are far less.

Might as well save the term ugly for the people who really deserve it.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

...UGH
I swear beyond all that is holy if this saw me on the street and begged for some instant sex I'd throw up in my mouth and run away in terror.
Alright maybe that's a little too mean, but sarrsly, she's ugly and saggy.

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6447/1066/400/3023907.0.jpg

[Cant_Be_Faded]

nasty :lmao gmafb

ok... waiting for you to post a pic of your gf or at least the hottest girl you've ever fucked. get'ta googlin ya fuckin chode

lmao
Easy for you to say when you've fucked half the hot chicks from Vtown. Stop hatin on those of us without the gift.

[Trainwreck2100]

I'll agree as average chicks go Rachel Nichols>thread title character.

[whottt]

I don't think I'd try to pick her up in a bar. She doesn't have that look....that one night stand look.

She's not meh...but she's damn sure not Salma Hayek by any stretch either, and when you say "hot", that's what I think of.

[ShoogarBear]

Congrats, Spurm. This might be the most heated poll in ST history.

[thispego]

Not hot at all. And I've got pics of two ex-girlfriends that are much hotter already posted on this site.

lets see em


She is gross. God damn idiot people talking about "ohh you stupid if you aint think she hot" need to get over themselves. The girl is nothing but average at best. This even being in debate proves that. She isn't even pretty enough to lick pooh off my girlfriends finger.

post the bitch

[thispego]

No fucking joke.

I'm not saying Gyllenhaal is God's Gift or anything, but she's a pretty attractive person. She obviously takes care of her body, and though she has a unique appearance that I could see not everybody being attracted to, it's pretty harsh to call her ugly.

Take a look around next time you go to a freaking Wal-Mart, and I'll show you a slew of 'average' looking people. You could probably spot a few who you might consider more attractive, but I bet you'll see a lot more who are far less.

Might as well save the term ugly for the people who really deserve it.

:tu

tons of ugly people in the world. what does seinfeld say? like a 90 to 10 ratio?

[thispego]

...UGH
I swear beyond all that is holy if this saw me on the street and begged for some instant sex I'd throw up in my mouth and run away in terror.
Alright maybe that's a little too mean, but sarrsly, she's ugly and saggy.

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6447/1066/400/3023907.0.jpg

ugghhh thats probably like right after she had a baby. YES THERE ARE BAD PICTURES OF HER ON THE INTERNETS. But like Dex said it appears as if she takes care of her body and that adds a whole 'nother dimension of sexiness.

[thispego]

lmao
Easy for you to say when you've fucked half the hot chicks from Vtown. Stop hatin on those of us without the gift.

:lol lol except i dont have pictures of most of them to prove it

[ATRAIN]

I dont think I have seen Pego debate anything this hardcore. I also dont think Rachael Nichols is avg looking. BITCH IS HOT!!

[thispego]

lol, sure i have

yes rachel nichols is hot

[CuckingFunt]

Wait a minute.

Rachel Nichols?

This Rachel Nichols?

http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/8528/rachelnichols06tl6.jpg

This is the girl that's being used as an example of average?

That alone is enough to show how seriously skewed the thought process is around here.

[dickface]

no....this rachel nichols

http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/motion/2007/1009/hu_071009mlb_nichols1v.jpg

[thispego]

oh oops. rachel nichols ... not hot

[CuckingFunt]

no....this rachel nichols

http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/motion/2007/1009/hu_071009mlb_nichols1v.jpg

She looks waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more like a troll doll than Maggie Gyllenhaal does.

[ATRAIN]

Wait a minute.

Rachel Nichols?

This Rachel Nichols?

http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/8528/rachelnichols06tl6.jpg

This is the girl that's being used as an example of average?

That alone is enough to show how seriously skewed the thought process is around here.

Yeah I think I like your rachel nichols better

[ATRAIN]

She looks waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more like a troll doll than Maggie Gyllenhaal does.

I think her knowledge of sports makes her hotter.

[Staff Sgt. Dignam]

no....this rachel nichols

http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/motion/2007/1009/hu_071009mlb_nichols1v.jpg

Get that shit out of here.

[ATRAIN]

Get that shit out of here.

Costello would bang her

[Staff Sgt. Dignam]

Costello would bang her

Listen you rat fuck, if I wanted your opinion, I would beat it out of you. Until then, keep the dick in your mouth and remain silent.

[Frank Costello]

Costello would bang her

Maybe you'd enjoy Little Miss Thing suckin on your cock, but I have finer taste in women.

[Staff Sgt. Dignam]

Maybe you'd enjoy Little Miss Thing suckin on your cock, but I have finer taste in women.

I can't wait to wipe that fucking smirk off your face.

[Frank Costello]

I can't wait to wipe that fucking smirk off your face.

Would you rather wipe my ass for me?

[Staff Sgt. Dignam]

Would you rather wipe my ass for me?

You have asked this question already. Don't make me repeat myself you irish fucking prick. Cuz one day, you won't expect it, then BAM! I might be waiting right inside your residence with a silenced pistol, ready to blow your head to hell. Perhaps you should ask your "son" about it.

[hater]

no....this rachel nichols

http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/motion/2007/1009/hu_071009mlb_nichols1v.jpg

oh yeah, that chick is not hot either but way better lookin than that monster maggie.

[Spurminator]

Photos of Rachel Nichols don't really do her justice. It doesn't capture the way she fucks you with her eyes when she's closing a report. That increases her hotness factor dramatically.

[Borosai]

There's more funny than hotness in this thread.

[Coach Norman Dale]

You know, if everyone is as hot as Maggie, hot chicks are gonna get an awful name.

[thispego]

yeah dog

[Brutalis]

Maybe in arkansas, the whole "unless a girl has superior sharp nordic features, i don't give a damn", is probably the reason you can't see that while Maggie isn't no Blonde Bimbo Bombshell, she's still damn cute and a hottie.

The whole Arkansas joke thing is old. Just because your taste is low and she is probably the hottest girl you'd ever dream to be with don't mean it's the same for me or anyone else bud.

[Brutalis]

lets see em



post the bitch

No, I would get in trouble and she is sitting right here.. and not letting her reply to the bitch word. 5-6 110lbs, natural blond hair, light blue eyes and def not a butter face like Muggy Killemall. Not that it matters.

[I. Hustle]

Hu hu hu what’s her cup size hu hu hu flapflapflapflapflapflap

[thispego]

No, I would get in trouble and she is sitting right here.. and not letting her reply to the bitch word. 5-6 110lbs, natural blond hair, light blue eyes and def not a butter face like Muggy Killemall. Not that it matters.

i didnt mean to call her a bitch. my bad. :lol

she's fake anyways though so no biggie

[Brutalis]

i didnt mean to call her a bitch. my bad. :lol

she's fake anyways though so no biggie

Alright then. :)

[ShoogarBear]

Photos of Rachel Nichols don't really do her justice. It doesn't capture the way she fucks you with her eyes when she's closing a report. That increases her hotness factor dramatically.

"Spurm, turn off the TV and come to bed."

"Just a sec, honey, it's almost time for the eye-fuck!"

[ShoogarBear]

Wait, your wife calls you Spurm?

[The Franchise]

well she is nasty. But go ahead and jack off to her ugly mug if it makes you feel better.

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[TheSanityAnnex]

lets see em



Do some searching if you don't believe me. I'm not going through 80 pages of a photobucket account to prove myself. Ask Kori Ellis, she's seen them. I'm sure some perv here saved them too.

[CuckingFunt]

Do some searching if you don't believe me. I'm not going through 80 pages of a photobucket account to prove myself. Ask Kori Ellis, she's seen them. I'm sure some perv here saved them too.

I can vouch for the hotness of Sanity's ex, though I only remember pictures of one girl.

[TheSanityAnnex]

I can vouch for the hotness of Sanity's ex, though I only remember pictures of one girl.Your opinion is useless, you find this one hot, remember?

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y59/underseth/Shit/maggie.jpg

[Trainwreck2100]

Her head is not proportional to her body

[bigzak25]

she's cute, but i don't like the name maggie...

[ShoogarBear]

Maggie, I wish I'd never seen your face.

[bigzak25]

shoog, quit actin like yo ass wouldint be hittin dat shit wif pride foo!!!


alll you mofuckas livin in fantasy world with those paintbrush pics...


maggie be alright she get a good god damn name...

i don't even like maggs....


call her jennifer or something and i'll be all up on that shit!

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Maggie, I wish I'd never seen your face.

I'm curious about your opinion of what's below the neck. If you want her body and you think she's sexy, come on Shoogar, let us know.

[David Bowie]

I think that she's one of the cutest and most unique looking actresess around. With that said, I wasn't crazy about how she looked in The Dark KNight.

[Spurtacus]

Meh.

I'd still do her in a heartbeat.