Bill Walton is watching you masturbate...or wants you to watch him masturbate

[Findog]

Uh, what?

http://www.portlandtribune.com/sports/story.php?story_id=121790086307057700


Bill Walton says he is back on the road to good health after a disastrous last year.

The former Trail Blazer center says he expects to return his ABC and ESPN broadcasting duties during the 2008-09 season after recovering from debillitating back and hip issues that put him out of commission for 4 1/2 months.

"I got off a plane one day and could not move," says Walton, 55. The problem was bulging disks, pinched nerves and spinal stenosis.

Walton says he has undergone a rigorous non-invasive physical therapy program, including yoga, accupuncture, massage, exercise biking and "active release technique."

Why is that in quotes?

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

:lol

[Medvedenko]

Active Release therapy or ART is form of massage that effects the deep muscle tissue. It works very well. However, you think it means jerking off....

[Findog]

Active Release therapy or ART is form of massage that effects the deep muscle tissue. It works very well. However, you think it means jerking off....

Yeah, I can google as well. I found that out about 30 minutes ago. My question is why have that phrase in quotes? It made me think of jacking it when presented like it was....

[Medvedenko]

Yeah, I can google as well. I found that out about 30 minutes ago. My question is why have that phrase in quotes? It made me think of jacking it when presented like it was....


Keep googling.....

[Findog]

Keep googling.....

Yo Medvedenko, tell Kobe how his dick taste

[I. Hustle]

I just googled myself ooooooooo

[Findog]

Keep googling.....

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3051/2736460302_738d7294ab_o.jpg

[Medvedenko]

I appreciate the effort....

[stretch]

wtf happened to this thread?

[duncan228]

wtf happened to this thread?

It never had a chance. :lol

[Findog]

Gives a whole new meaning to those "There can only be one" commercials

[I. Hustle]

wtf happened to this thread?

someone googled it

[stretch]

edit nvm i got this thread mixed up with another

[duncan228]

Gives a whole new meaning to those "There can only be one" commercials

:lmao

[Kobulingam]

My chiropractor just did Active Release on 2 knots I had around my neck (90 minutes ago).

It's really amazing.

[I. Hustle]

My chiropractor just did Active Release on 2 knots I had around my neck (90 minutes ago).

It's really amazing.

like a pearl necklace?

[jack sommerset]

My feet fall a sleep when i release myself

[mrspurs]

findog is off his meds again........someone should tell its mom or dad its being a bad again, maybe we could all get together and buy it a game so it can play with itself

[Findog]

findog is off his meds again........someone should tell its mom or dad its being a bad again, maybe we could all get together and buy it a game so it can play with itself

What the fuck is wrong with you? Kori and timvp are the only board nannies around here.

You bring absolutely nothing to this forum and you want to tell others how and what to post? Fuck off.

[Brox6]

:depressed

[Spurtacus]

Now I know what he's been referring to all these years.


THROW IT DOWN BIG MAN!

[rj215]

Brings new meaning to "Throw it down, big man! Throw it DOWN!"

[cash459]

:lmao

[Staff Sgt. Dignam]

Bill Walton needs to unfuck himself.

[Findog]

Bill Walton needs to unfuck himself.

What, no love for one of the key reserves on the 86 Celtics, arguably the greatest team of all time?

[cash459]

The Findog humor is always good for some laughs :toast

[Staff Sgt. Dignam]

What, no love for one of the key reserves on the 86 Celtics, arguably the greatest team of all time?

Did you just question what I said? Who the fuck do you think you are, you lace curtain motherfucker? What makes you think you have the right to talk back to your old man? Let me tell you something. I run rat fucks like you, and I don't like em. I stand by my motherfucking statement, that Bill Walton, who simply jumped on a bandwagon to get another title at the end of his career, needs to unfuck himself. I'm starting to lean toward the notion that you need a punch in the face yourself, you prick. Go suck some dick!

[Findog]

Did you just question what I said?

Yes


Who the fuck do you think you are, you lace curtain motherfucker?

Ooh, it's the Internet Tough Guy/Contrived Personality


What makes you think you have the right to talk back to your old man?

So many questions. What makes you think I feel like answering them??


Let me tell you something. I run rat fucks like you, and I don't like em. I stand by my motherfucking statement, that Bill Walton, who simply jumped on a bandwagon to get another title at the end of his career, needs to unfuck himself. I'm starting to lean toward the notion that you need a punch in the face yourself, you prick. Go suck some dick!

So much hostility and homoeroticism. You might want to do something about that!

[Staff Sgt. Dignam]

Yes



Ooh, it's the Internet Tough Guy/Contrived Personality



So many questions. What makes you think I feel like answering them??



So much hostility and homoeroticism. You might want to do something about that!

Listen up.

My people are now out there. They are like fucking indians. They will find you, and you will soon learn your place you prick. Your best bet for safety is to eat shit and stay in the dark, like a fucking mushroom.

[Findog]

Listen up.

My people are now out there. They are like fucking indians. They will find you, and you will soon learn your place you prick. Your best bet for safety is to eat shit and stay in the dark, like a fucking mushroom.

<lisping>...."I'm so scared!"

[stretch]

hi dignam

[I. Hustle]

HE said to act like a mushroom! http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/993/goombamanem0.jpg

[stretch]

HE said to act like a mushroom! http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/993/goombamanem0.jpg

fail.