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monosylab1k
08-12-2008, 07:12 PM
http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/08/12/johnson-wants-to-be-ocho-cinco-legally/

Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson was fined $5,000 for wearing “Ocho Cinco” on the back of his jersey before a game in 2006.

To avoid getting fined, Johnson hasn’t done it since then. But Johnson now has a plan for how he can get away with having “Ocho Cinco” spelled out over the “85″ on his back.

We’ve learned that Johnson has taken the first steps in the state of Florida toward legally changing his last name to Ocho Cinco.

Seriously.

If Johnson follows through on this, his actual, legal name will be Chad Ocho Cinco, and the NFL would then (we assume) allow him to put his new last name on the back of his jersey.

From a business standpoint, this might be Chad’s way of picking up some of the extra cash that he wants to make but that the team has said it won’t give him. The jersey would instantly become one of the NFL’s top sellers, and NFL players get a cut of all sales of their jerseys.

In recent interviews, including one on ESPN Monday night, Johnson has made veiled references about future plans that he has said will change the way fans think about him. This is a strange one, to say the least.

NorCal510
08-12-2008, 07:45 PM
that would be awesome

dirk4mvp
08-12-2008, 07:52 PM
holy shit. what if he gets traded to another team with a wr who wears #85 and won't give his number up. It'll be The Fan all over again.

GuerillaBlack
08-12-2008, 08:01 PM
holy shit. what if he gets traded to another team with a wr who wears #85 and won't give his number up. It'll be The Fan all over again.

Simple.

He'll just change his name back.

dirk4mvp
08-12-2008, 08:15 PM
I'd be willing to bet he'd still want 85.

K-State Spur
08-12-2008, 08:51 PM
I don't think he knows that ocho cinco means 8...5, not 85.

O-Factor
08-13-2008, 01:09 AM
:lol, what a crazy bastard

Spuradicator
08-13-2008, 11:18 AM
That would be awesome if he changed his name. A nice big FU to the Commish.

jack sommerset
08-13-2008, 08:51 PM
I don't think he knows that ocho cinco means 8...5, not 85.

:lol

This guys act is tiresome.He lost me opening game last year wearing the hall of fame jacket. He thinks he is T.O. There is only 1 T.O. All hype. I really think he is dumb.

J21
08-14-2008, 12:37 PM
:lol

This guys act is tiresome.He lost me opening game last year wearing the hall of fame jacket. He thinks he is T.O. There is only 1 T.O. All hype. I really think he is dumb.
Yeah he says he can swim faster the michael phelps, and he is serious!

Mr.Bottomtooth
08-30-2008, 12:04 PM
He actually did it. I'm speechless.

Whisky Dog
08-30-2008, 12:07 PM
Chad Javon Ocho Cinco.


That's what his checks will now read.

Mr.Bottomtooth
08-30-2008, 12:09 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3560377

Mr.Bottomtooth
08-30-2008, 12:10 PM
Now please trade him to a team with a player already wearing 85.

Booharv
08-30-2008, 12:11 PM
http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/08/12/johnson-wants-to-be-ocho-cinco-legally/

Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson was fined $5,000 for wearing “Ocho Cinco” on the back of his jersey before a game in 2006.

To avoid getting fined, Johnson hasn’t done it since then. But Johnson now has a plan for how he can get away with having “Ocho Cinco” spelled out over the “85″ on his back.

We’ve learned that Johnson has taken the first steps in the state of Florida toward legally changing his last name to Ocho Cinco.

Seriously.

If Johnson follows through on this, his actual, legal name will be Chad Ocho Cinco, and the NFL would then (we assume) allow him to put his new last name on the back of his jersey.

From a business standpoint, this might be Chad’s way of picking up some of the extra cash that he wants to make but that the team has said it won’t give him. The jersey would instantly become one of the NFL’s top sellers, and NFL players get a cut of all sales of their jerseys.

In recent interviews, including one on ESPN Monday night, Johnson has made veiled references about future plans that he has said will change the way fans think about him. This is a strange one, to say the least.

http://www.obsidianempire.com/albums/album01/attention_whore4.jpg

Booharv
08-30-2008, 12:11 PM
I can't wait to see what happens to this guy after he retires and no one gives a shit about him.

tlongII
08-30-2008, 02:18 PM
He's a crazy mofo, but he's also got dam funny!

Officer Slater
08-30-2008, 05:18 PM
People have weird names nowadays. I arrested a man-lady who is legally named Fuck.

Mr.Bottomtooth
08-30-2008, 05:25 PM
People have weird names nowadays. I arrested a man-lady who is legally named Fuck.

It was spelled with a Ph though.

JudynTX
09-02-2008, 08:01 AM
What a douchebag.

FromWayDowntown
09-04-2008, 09:50 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=2584

Would seem to be official.

Mr.Bottomtooth
09-04-2008, 10:06 PM
tisk

IronMexican
09-04-2008, 11:16 PM
What a shame. I'd never change my last name, might as well slap your grandpa while your at it.

J.T.
09-05-2008, 08:05 AM
lol it totally changed from "Chad Johnson" to "Chad Ocho Cinco" in one of my fantasy leagues.

florige
09-05-2008, 08:11 AM
lol it totally changed from "Chad Johnson" to "Chad Ocho Cinco" in one of my fantasy leagues.



It's still Johnson on all the major sports networks though. It will be funny hearing the commentary this weekend when Cincy plays us. I wonder if the commentators are going to go by his new name....

FromWayDowntown
09-05-2008, 10:34 AM
It's still Johnson on all the major sports networks though. It will be funny hearing the commentary this weekend when Cincy plays us. I wonder if the commentators are going to go by his new name....

Not on ESPN's Bengals page, which I linked above.

He's "Chad Ocho Cinco" there.

florige
09-05-2008, 10:39 AM
Not on ESPN's Bengals page, which I linked above.

He's "Chad Ocho Cinco" there.




:lmao too funny...

Spurtacus
09-06-2008, 01:02 AM
Fucking idiot.

dallaskd
09-06-2008, 01:10 AM
check it out...

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=2584

:lmao

dallaskd
09-06-2008, 01:11 AM
repost my bad.

Obstructed_View
09-06-2008, 02:07 AM
What would be funny is if the team issues him a different number.

Cant_Be_Faded
09-06-2008, 02:12 AM
Brilliant. He has become the first American pro athlete I can recall that has marketed himself to the highest possible degree. The guy is a genius. At the very least he has huuuuge cajones. Noone has done anything like this EVER and its the shit I think. He basically told the NFL to fuck off, he was going to market himself in any way he wants.

Obstructed_View
09-06-2008, 02:16 AM
Brilliant. He has become the first American pro athlete I can recall that has marketed himself to the highest possible degree. The guy is a genius. At the very least he has huuuuge cajones. Noone has done anything like this EVER and its the shit I think. He basically told the NFL to fuck off, he was going to market himself in any way he wants.

He may be promoting himself, but it's a far fucking cry from marketing. He's less like a businessman and more like one of those drunk coeds from a girls gone wild video: Low self esteem and a need to be the center of attention.