I found a new way to f' with my wife.

[BacktoBasics]

Ok gang here it is. Whenever my son says something about seeing people. I play up the ghost card.

I'm going to lay out last night for you guys.

We were headed to bed last night and the boy and I went to go brush our teeth and I started making faces at him in the mirror.

Me: You see my faces bigman?

Boy: ya you're funny

Me: go tell mom you see ugly faces in the mirror. Don't forget you see people on the TV too.

Boy: Ok I tell her about the faces and peoples

then I kill the lights and jump into bed and act like I'm about to fall asleep.

Boy: Mom Mom there are faces in the mirror....ugly faces mom

Wife: ::yelling:: wtf are you two doing in there

Me: ::sleepy voice:: huh what...oh he was over by the sink and wanted to turn the lights on and I told him to get out because I was about to go to sleep and he wouldn't stop talking. WHHHHHY!!!!

Wife: He said he saw a face what the hell is he talking about

Me: A face?

----then I head out to the living room.

Me: what kind of faces?

Boy: ugly ones...in the mirror and there's peoples too

Me: WTF hun he's seeing shit!!!! This place is creepy somethings going on because this is the third time he's told me about faces.

What else do you see bigman?

Boy: I told you I see the peoples.

Me: this is fucked up he's seeing shit I wonder if its like that movie where he sees dead people and shit.

Wife: stop it you're scaring me.

Me: did you hear that??? shhhh shhh what was that noise

Wife: what?!? I didn't hear anything.

Me: fuck this we should leave I don't fuck with dead faces.

Wife: he didn't say they were dead :rolleyes

Me: are they dead son

Boy: yeah they died in the mirror (fuck yeah he nailed it)

I'll do this little act for about the next week and half and it'll drive her crazy. I can't do it longer because you know how mexicans and devil children are. She might end up killing the boy and I can't have that.

Someone should bump the old "how you annoy your SO thread"

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

:lol

[thispego]

ive got nothing

[I. Hustle]

YES. I am gettin the four yr old to do that. He has an awesome imagination too and is always looking in the mirror

[marini martini]

Yeah, Mr. Martini & I quit mind games a while back.

[hater]

do you curse like that in front of your kid?

[ATRAIN]

LMAO BTB that is awesome!!

[BacktoBasics]

do you curse like that in front of your kid?yes. No one is suprised by his dirty mouth.

[BacktoBasics]

Yeah, Mr. Martini & I quit mind games a while back.
but they're so fun and dammit its all I've got.

[Brutalis]

You might find a new way to get your account suspended, too.

[I. Hustle]

This place is full of http://www.pvrblog.com/pvr/pvr/photos/debbie_downer.jpg's and http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/2996/bobbummernu4.jpg's

[BacktoBasics]

You might find a new way to get your account suspended, too.For what exactly?

[Evan]

I normally just flip her over.

[I. Hustle]

I normally just flip her over.

Why are you flipping his wife over?!

[Taco]

Re: I found a new way to fuck with my wife.

WHEN I FIRST SAW THE TITLE OF THIS THREAD I THOUGHT "THIS BELONGS IN THE TROLL FORUM" :wow

THEN I SAW THE WORD "WITH" :lol

[BacktoBasics]

Sorry Mods I realized I used a bad word in the title. I went back to edit but it was too late. Won't happen again.

[Evan]

Why are you flipping his wife over?!

Why wouldn't I?

[ATRAIN]

Hey B2b take your wife to see that movie with Jack Bauer.

[mrsmaalox]

yes. No one is suprised by his dirty mouth.

I've always had a really bad potty mouth around my kids, but at their age now, 10,12,14, I think their language is cleaner than most of their peers.

[I. Hustle]

Why wouldn't I?

touche

[BacktoBasics]

I've always had a really bad potty mouth around my kids, but at their age now, 10,12,14, I think their language is cleaner than most of their peers.Probably because its already lost its luster. You took the shock value right out of it.

[marini martini]

I've always had a really bad potty mouth around my kids, but at their age now, 10,12,14, I think their language is cleaner than most of their peers.


Probably because its already lost its luster. You took the shock value right out of it.

Agreed!!!:toast

[Taco]

Sorry Mods I realized I used a bad word in the title. I went back to edit but it was too late. Won't happen again.


YOU GAVE ME A LAUGH BUDDY !!! :tu :lol

[IronMexican]

When i read the thread title i didn't see "With", so my first reaction was TMI, but of course i clicked.

[angel_luv]

My boyfriend, Bo, has taught my roommate's five year old, Brett, how to prank call people and tell jokes.
It's really funny.

The other day, I was in my room and I heard my Bo coaching Brett through the joke he wanted him to tell me.

So Brett comes into my room and asks me, " Do you have tickets?"
Having overheard Bo, I know to respond with, " Tickets to what?"
Says Brett, as he flexes his muscles: "Tickets to the gun show."
:lol

When Bo had Brett prank called someone, Bo was sitting right beside Brett, feeding him lines.
I don't remember those anymore.
But the best part was when the person they called asked Brett's name, Brett gave it to her- his full name, first and last. :lol

[T Park]

My boyfriend, Bo

wha wha wha?

[florige]

wha wha wha?



Old news man.....:lol

[florige]

Hey B2b take your wife to see that movie with Jack Bauer.



Keifer Sutherland is my boy and I normally try and watch most of his movies/shows he's in, but that movie I WILL NOT be seeing.....

[RashoFan]

wha wha wha?


Old news man.....:lol

No shit...TPark where the hell have you been for the last 3-4 months???

[RashoFan]

B2B,
I think it is funny how you are messing with your wife and have your kiddo help....:lol

[angel_luv]

No shit...TPark where the hell have you been for the last 3-4 months???

3 months tomorrow. :)

[gatoloco]

"wha wha wha?"

and so the suicide watch finally begins...

[dirk4mvp]

"wha wha wha?"

and so the suicide watch finally begins...


:lol