monosylab1k
08-14-2008, 08:43 AM
Any sports teams out there that you hate? Looking to kill off a potential future rival before they get a chance to challenge your team?
Then you need the power of mono. My ability to ruin a team's title hopes is better than anybody else's. Not even Ricky Davis has my teamkilling abilities.
Here's how it works. You give me a team. I hop onto their bandwagon. In the next 4-6 months, that team will suffer epic failure.
monosylab1k's resume
-LA Clippers: they sign Baron Davis and things are looking good. I hop onto the bandwagon and immediately Elton Brand & Corey Maggette jump ship.
-Portland Trailblazers: the obvious pick for the next NBA dynasty, I start the Blazers Bandwangoners thread and now Brandon Roy's knee is screwed.
-Matt Jones: It works for individual players as well. I've been touting Matt Jones as the next great wide receiver in the NFL since he was a rookie. Now he's a shitty third stringer, and a cokehead.
-Texas Rangers: Don't know if I can take credit for this one, they've been pathetic since their inaugural season. But either way, I root for them and they suck.
-New England Patriots: 18-1.
-Dallas Mavericks: Pretty self explanatory.
Those are results you can take to the bank. My method is 100% guaranteed to work.
If you've got a team bugging you, send me a PM and we can work out a contract negotiation for me to assassinate them.
Then you need the power of mono. My ability to ruin a team's title hopes is better than anybody else's. Not even Ricky Davis has my teamkilling abilities.
Here's how it works. You give me a team. I hop onto their bandwagon. In the next 4-6 months, that team will suffer epic failure.
monosylab1k's resume
-LA Clippers: they sign Baron Davis and things are looking good. I hop onto the bandwagon and immediately Elton Brand & Corey Maggette jump ship.
-Portland Trailblazers: the obvious pick for the next NBA dynasty, I start the Blazers Bandwangoners thread and now Brandon Roy's knee is screwed.
-Matt Jones: It works for individual players as well. I've been touting Matt Jones as the next great wide receiver in the NFL since he was a rookie. Now he's a shitty third stringer, and a cokehead.
-Texas Rangers: Don't know if I can take credit for this one, they've been pathetic since their inaugural season. But either way, I root for them and they suck.
-New England Patriots: 18-1.
-Dallas Mavericks: Pretty self explanatory.
Those are results you can take to the bank. My method is 100% guaranteed to work.
If you've got a team bugging you, send me a PM and we can work out a contract negotiation for me to assassinate them.