Shaq Gets Back with His Wife, Not Divorcing Anymore

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Shaquille O'Neal's wife, Shaunie, says the couple has reconciled and that their pending divorce has been withdrawn and that the marriage is back on.

The fantasy implications here are magnificent. Well, not really. But maybe getting the love of his life back will help to rejuvenate Shaq's NBA career. But even a miracle like this probably isn't enough to get the big man to hit a few more free throws.
http://www.rotoworld.com/content/playerpages/player_main.aspx?sport=nba&id=245

[ThunderStix®]

That's good.

Of course, maybe she thought about all that money he's making. :lol

[Vinnie_Johnson]

I was looking forward to his new rap Hey Shaunie tell me how my ass tastes.

[iminlakerland]

You Beat me... :( While i was trying to make the link work...


Sorry Kori, Didn't mean to make a double post!

[xtremesteven33]

good for shaq.....




rappin shaq?????

yo de le heee hoooooo???!!!!

[ThunderStix®]

^ three posts in the same minute. :lol

[Findog]

Is Shaq gonna ask his wife how she likes tossing his salad?

[BlackSwordsMan]

Hey shaunie tell me how my prenup taste

[lefty]

Is Shaq gonna ask his wife how she likes tossing his salad?

You mean his gravy-dressed salad?

[The Franchise]

Is Shaq gonna ask his wife how she likes tossing his salad?

If this is true she's the one asking questions here.

[Findog]

Rappin' Shaq is currently viewing this thread. I can't wait...

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Rappin' Shaq is currently viewing this thread. I can't wait...

:lol

[ThunderStix®]

Rappin' Shaq is currently viewing this thread. I can't wait...

:lol

[Rappin' Shaq]

Everyone wonderin whats up with my ho
Changin her mind and decidin not to go
Even after gettin ratted out by Kobe
My woman wanna still stick around to blow me

How do I get the ladies? It's cuz I'm a horse
I got a giant dick, that's why I'm not divorced
I know how to work it, my cock gets her drooling
I sex her up better than my free throw shooting

Keep my marriage afloat without even tryin
Didn't even have to go get a big ass diamond
I get ratted out but my woman still stays
Yo Kobe, tell me how my ass taste!

[ducks]

I bet he is he bun and she it the hotdog

[Rappin' Shaq]

I bet he is he bun and she it the hotdog

Who the fuck is this guy talkin gibberish?
Can he spit properly and not use Engrish?
Get yo shitty spellin ass back to the 2nd grade
Yo ducks.................tel mme how me asss tate

[jack sommerset]

She missed his night stick.

[Findog]

Rappin' Shaq...best troll ever.

[xtremesteven33]

Who the fuck is this guy talkin gibberish?
Can he spit properly and not use Engrish?
Get yo shitty spellin ass back to the 2nd grade
Yo ducks.................tel mme how me asss tate


:worthy:

[RonMexico]

Rappin' Shaq is dominant.

I sincerely hope after they re-consummated he mused, "tell me how my dick tastes."

[E20]

OH MY GOD WhAT WONDER FUL NEWS!!!!


Nobody should give af uck.

[E20]

OH YEAH and rapping shaq ftmfw

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

:lmao Rappin' Shaq needs a spur. He's gold.

[manufor3]

Everyone wonderin whats up with my ho
Changin her mind and decidin not to go
Even after gettin ratted out by Kobe
My woman wanna still stick around to blow me

How do I get the ladies? It's cuz I'm a horse
I got a giant dick, that's why I'm not divorced
I know how to work it, my cock gets her drooling
I sex her up better than my free throw shooting

Keep my marriage afloat without even tryin
Didn't even have to go get a big ass diamond
I get ratted out but my woman still stays
Yo Kobe, tell me how my ass taste!
:lol

[TDMVPDPOY]

she likes ass

[mystargtr34]

Rappin Shaq sux :wakeup

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Rappin Shaq sux :wakeup

Blasphemy!

[Brutalis]

Yeah I'd rather hook back up with her than pay that prenup too.

[Crookshanks]

I found rappin Shaq very offensive and not at all funny. It's just such language that gives black men and rap music such a bad reputation.

[I. Hustle]

I found rappin Shaq very offensive and not at all funny. It's just such language that gives black men and rap music such a bad reputation.

:lol

[The Third Man]

I found rappin Shaq very offensive and not at all funny. It's just such language that gives black men and rap music such a bad reputation.

I find Crookshanks very offensive and not at all insightful. It's such language that gives tight assed internet scolds and the Dave Matthews Band such a bad reputation.

[Crookshanks]

"insightful"? You find that crude garbage insightful?! :p: Now that's funny! :lmao

[The Third Man]

"insightful"? You find that crude garbage insightful?! :p: Now that's funny! :lmao

I wouldn't say your comments about Rappin' Shaq were "crude garbage." More like "tight assed" and "humorless." Let me add "barely literate" to describe you after that sorry display of reading comprehension.

[monosylab1k]

Rappin Shaq sux :wakeup

I'm thinkin lately that everybody dissing Rappin Shaq secretly likes him, they're just trying to bait him into making a rap about them.

[mystargtr34]

I'm thinkin lately that everybody dissing Rappin Shaq secretly likes him, they're just trying to bait him into making a rap about them.

:hat

[confined]

i have a feeling mono is secretly rappin' shaq :drunk

[JamStone]

Everyone wonderin whats up with my ho
Changin her mind and decidin not to go
Even after gettin ratted out by Kobe
My woman wanna still stick around to blow me

How do I get the ladies? It's cuz I'm a horse
I got a giant dick, that's why I'm not divorced
I know how to work it, my cock gets her drooling
I sex her up better than my free throw shooting

Keep my marriage afloat without even tryin
Didn't even have to go get a big ass diamond
I get ratted out but my woman still stays
Yo Kobe, tell me how my ass taste!

Brilliant!

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n42/hamlinjosh/guinness.jpg

[Anti.Hero]

Why go back to unleaded when she is used to the Diesel.

[anakha]

Everyone wonderin whats up with my ho
Changin her mind and decidin not to go
Even after gettin ratted out by Kobe
My woman wanna still stick around to blow me

How do I get the ladies? It's cuz I'm a horse
I got a giant dick, that's why I'm not divorced
I know how to work it, my cock gets her drooling
I sex her up better than my free throw shooting

Keep my marriage afloat without even tryin
Didn't even have to go get a big ass diamond
I get ratted out but my woman still stays
Yo Kobe, tell me how my ass taste!


Who the fuck is this guy talkin gibberish?
Can he spit properly and not use Engrish?
Get yo shitty spellin ass back to the 2nd grade
Yo ducks.................tel mme how me asss tate

First rap was pretty good, but that last ducks line was gold. :lol

[SenorSpur]

I guess Shaq took the advice of the late, great Johnnie Taylor and realized that, "it's Cheaper to Keep her"

[mrspurs]

I guess Shaq took the advice of the late, great Johnnie Taylor and realized that, "it's Cheaper to Keep her"

the desert can be one lonely place without anyone who really cares about ya :depressed

[monosylab1k]

i have a feeling mono is secretly rappin' shaq :drunk

:lol i wish i had the ability to come up with comedy gold like that.

[lebomb]

Everyone wonderin whats up with my ho
Changin her mind and decidin not to go
Even after gettin ratted out by Kobe
My woman wanna still stick around to blow me

How do I get the ladies? It's cuz I'm a horse
I got a giant dick, that's why I'm not divorced
I know how to work it, my cock gets her drooling
I sex her up better than my free throw shooting

Keep my marriage afloat without even tryin
Didn't even have to go get a big ass diamond
I get ratted out but my woman still stays
Yo Kobe, tell me how my ass taste!



Yo shaq your rap is whack and I know I be hatin....
stick to basketball playin or you'll be dismissed like gary peyton.....
eerrrrr......uuhhhh, you got your ho back and we are celebratin?? :hang

I cant rap. :depressed

[z0sa]

Yo shaq your rap is whack and I know I be hatin....
stick to basketball playin or you'll be dismissed like gary peyton.....
eerrrrr......uuhhhh, you got your ho back and we are celebratin?? :hang

I cant rap. :depressed

Rappin' Shaq just got challenged to his first ST rap battle.

Lebomb, get ready to taste ass.

[ShoogarBear]

I bet Rappin' Shaq sucks at haiku.

[jack sommerset]

Everything on Shaq is BIG. His kawk is probably 14 inches. That whore of his,especially after pumping out that gorillia kids needs his meat to fill that fat hole. She would have got paid. All those kids would make sure of that. She went back for that donkey dick.

[RonMexico]

Can we all please remember that Shaq filed for divorce because Shauni was taking some of his money and putting it in a separate account in her name?

She really wasn't going to "get paid"

[nkdlunch]

I thought they broke up because she cheated on him with a cuban. Maybe Shaq likes how Cuban ass taste like?

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

oh noes, here comes the Rappin' Shaq trolls.

[Rappin' Tony Parker]

Rappin' Shaq just got challenged to his first ST rap battle.

Lebomb, get ready to taste ass.

Did Lebomb pick rhymes out of a trash can?
Yo Shaq, ignore the challenge of my country man
Or maybe you should take him on, I would own you in a battle
I'd beat you down faster than you eat a herd of cattle.

My feet were too quick for your used up legs in the first round.
You want to keep up with my flows? Your ass needs to lose a few hundred pounds.
Face it old man, you don't belong in the league no more.
You couldn't even keep a leash on your stupid whore.
Eva don't cross me, she's smart enough to know
You fuck with TP and he'll bitchslap a ho.

Hell, I'll do the same to you; backhand your chubby cheeks
then take your women out, give her the satisfaction that she seeks.
She needs a real man, one who can go all night
You couldn't find your dick with a map and a flashlight.
I don't know which is easier- getting her on my pole
or flying past the Cactus when I run the pick and roll.

Face it Aristotle, you got nothing left to give.
Well you know Pop? He is telling me to be more aggressive!

[xtremesteven33]

:monkey

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Did Lebomb pick rhymes out of a trash can?
Yo Shaq, ignore the challenge of my country man
Or maybe you should take him on, I would own you in a battle
I'd beat you down faster than you eat a herd of cattle.

My feet were too quick for your used up legs in the first round.
You want to keep up with my flows? Your ass needs to lose a few hundred pounds.
Face it old man, you don't belong in the league no more.
You couldn't even keep a leash on your stupid whore.
Eva don't cross me, she's smart enough to know
You fuck with TP and he'll bitchslap a ho.

Hell, I'll do the same to you; backhand your chubby cheeks
then take your women out, give her the satisfaction that she seeks.
She needs a real man, one who can go all night
You couldn't find your dick with a map and a flashlight.
I don't know which is easier- getting her on my pole
or flying past the Cactus when I run the pick and roll.

Face it Aristotle, you got nothing left to give.
Well you know Pop? He is telling me to be more aggressive!

Rappin' Shaq, come get rid of this fool.

[BWS-1994]

Rappin' Shaq, Rappin' Tony Parker...

Who's next, Rappin' Artest?

[RonMexico]

Rappin' Shaq, Rappin' Tony Parker...

Who's next, Rappin' Artest?

It should obviously be Rappin' Ced Ceballos.

[ShoogarBear]

Rappin' Shaq, Rappin' Tony Parker...

Who's next, Rappin' Artest?

http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Basketball/NBA/Toronto/2007/02/20/nesterovic_rasho250.jpg

[JamStone]

I want to see a Leaping Lanny Poffo screen name.

[Rappin' Shaq]

some weak ass shit

Watch out everyone, turn around and start runnin'
This little French motherfucker got some bad shit comin'
I can't believe that I'm gettin called out by this midget
Look at these pictures of yo "wife" on the internet

http://img2.timeinc.net/instyle/images/v2/parties/052505_ph_vh1_04.jpg
http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/r/G/8/globes200615.jpg
http://evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/eva2.jpg

Yo slut wife is fuckin other dudes all over the place
At least my bitch is at home with my dick in her face
Your ho is out in Hollywood gettin into three-way fucks
Foxx and AC Slater probably turn her into Chinese fingercuffs

So what's the problem Tony? Can't keep yo wife at bay?
Or is your marriage a big coverup because you gay?
Shoulda known you was a homo, you little French bitch
You wish Jamie Foxx was with you swordfightin each other's dicks

And....let's get down to it, I got 4, you got 3
Plus the ring on my left hand ain't no coverup, see?
So get yo cheese eatin' surrender monkey ass up out my face
Yo Tony, tell me how my ass taste!

PS - Fuck Boris Diaw too! B.I.G. A.R.I.S.T.O.T.L.E. out this bitch!

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

:lmao


Rappin' Shaq strikes again.

[T Park]

Good for him and her.

She seemed like a cool woman when I met her 4 years back in LA.

[JamStone]

fuck gold, that's platinum shit

[LakeShow]

It's cheaper to keep her!

[tlongII]

I don't really like most trolls, but Rappin' Shaq is pretty got dam funny.

[confined]

LMAO! that last one was gold

rappin' tony parker...gimmie a break:rolleyes

[ThunderStix®]

I don't really like most trolls, but Rappin' Shaq is pretty got dam funny.

You must not like yourself very much. ;)

[E20]

It's like beating a dead elephant but:

Rappin' Shaq FOR THE WIN

[IronMexican]

Rappin Shaq the greatest troll of any site ever? yes, yes he is.

[ShoogarBear]

I almost don't ever want to find out who Rappin' Shaq really is.

[JamStone]

Rappin Shaq is everybody. We are all Rappin Shaq.

[Trainwreck2100]

Watch out everyone, turn around and start runnin'
This little French motherfucker got some bad shit comin'
I can't believe that I'm gettin called out by this midget
Look at these pictures of yo "wife" on the internet

http://img2.timeinc.net/instyle/images/v2/parties/052505_ph_vh1_04.jpg
http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/r/G/8/globes200615.jpg
http://evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/eva2.jpg

Yo slut wife is fuckin other dudes all over the place
At least my bitch is at home with my dick in her face
Your ho is out in Hollywood gettin into three-way fucks
Foxx and AC Slater probably turn her into Chinese fingercuffs

So what's the problem Tony? Can't keep yo wife at bay?
Or is your marriage a big coverup because you gay?
Shoulda known you was a homo, you little French bitch
You wish Jamie Foxx was with you swordfightin each other's dicks

And....let's get down to it, I got 4, you got 3
Plus the ring on my left hand ain't no coverup, see?
So get yo cheese eatin' surrender monkey ass up out my face
Yo Tony, tell me how my ass taste!

PS - Fuck Boris Diaw too! B.I.G. A.R.I.S.T.O.T.L.E. out this bitch!

:lol

[rj215]

Watch out everyone, turn around and start runnin'
This little French motherfucker got some bad shit comin'
I can't believe that I'm gettin called out by this midget
Look at these pictures of yo "wife" on the internet

http://img2.timeinc.net/instyle/images/v2/parties/052505_ph_vh1_04.jpg
http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/r/G/8/globes200615.jpg
http://evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/eva2.jpg

Yo slut wife is fuckin other dudes all over the place
At least my bitch is at home with my dick in her face
Your ho is out in Hollywood gettin into three-way fucks
Foxx and AC Slater probably turn her into Chinese fingercuffs

So what's the problem Tony? Can't keep yo wife at bay?
Or is your marriage a big coverup because you gay?
Shoulda known you was a homo, you little French bitch
You wish Jamie Foxx was with you swordfightin each other's dicks

And....let's get down to it, I got 4, you got 3
Plus the ring on my left hand ain't no coverup, see?
So get yo cheese eatin' surrender monkey ass up out my face
Yo Tony, tell me how my ass taste!

PS - Fuck Boris Diaw too! B.I.G. A.R.I.S.T.O.T.L.E. out this bitch!


I don't know what's funnier Rappin Shaq or that fact that Jamie Foxx has his hand near Eva's baby makin parts.....I gotta say :wtf Tony

[SenorSpur]

I believe these lyrics are more appropriate for Shaq, at this point

You tied up, you better stay tied up
Cause it's cheaper to keep her, this is from T, who says
It's cheaper to keep her, it's cheaper to keep her

When your little girl makes you mad
And you get an attitude and pack your bags
Five little children that you're leavin' behind
Son, you're gonna pay some alimony or do some time

That's why it's cheaper to keep her (Help me say it, y'all)
It's cheaper to keep her (It's cheaper to keep her)
When you get through starin' that judge in the face
You're gonna want to cuss the whole human race

That's why it's cheaper to keep her (It's cheaper to keep her)
It's cheaper to keep her
(It's cheaper, it's cheaper, it's cheaper, it's cheaper)
(It's cheaper to keep her)

You didn't pay but two dollars to bring the little girl home
Now you're about to pay two thousand to leave her alone
You see another woman out there and you want to make a change
She ain't gonna want you 'cause you won't have a damn thing

That's why it's cheaper to keep her (Everybody Sing along with me)
It's cheaper to keep her (it's cheaper to keep her)
By the time you get through lookin' that judge in the face
You're gonna want to cuss the whole human race

That's why it's cheaper to keep her (It's cheaper to keep her)
It's cheaper to keep her (It's cheaper to keep her)
(It's cheaper, it's cheaper, it's cheaper, it's cheaper)
(It's cheaper to keep her)

I know you think the grass is greener
Way over on the other side
When that judge gives you that dirty look
You may as well put your money in mama's pocketbook

That's why it's cheaper to keep her (It's cheaper to keep her)
It costs too much to leave her alone, yeah (It's cheaper to keep her)
I know it's cheaper to keep her (It's cheaper to keep her)
'Cause you're gonna pay some alimony if you leave home
I tell y'all - it's cheaper to keep her - all the fellows I know are talkin' about it
It's cheaper to keep her, I gotta tell you

Ah, the late, great Johnny Taylor really brought it home on this one. Feel me?

[Ill Cosby]

I like that. I hate to heard a black couple breaking up. But she did do him dirty; I'm glad they worked it out.

[JamStone]

She did him dirty, but he did her dirty too. Just cuz he's the superstar millionaire athlete, it doesn't mean it's cool that he cheats on her but not her on him. Plus, from what I've read, Shaq stole her from one of his friends. Not like he's been innocent in the relationship.

[Trainwreck2100]

She did him dirty, but he did her dirty too. Just cuz he's the superstar millionaire athlete, it doesn't mean it's cool that he cheats on her but not her on him. Plus, from what I've read, Shaq stole her from one of his friends. Not like he's been innocent in the relationship.

He's actually supposed to cheat on his wife, I think it's in the CBA

[rAm]

epic

[johnny_J_Jackson]

When your as ugly as Shaq you should stay with any good looking woman you can get.

[GuerillaBlack]

I found rappin Shaq very offensive and not at all funny. It's just such language that gives black men and rap music such a bad reputation.

:lmao

you're lame.


Watch out everyone, turn around and start runnin'
This little French motherfucker got some bad shit comin'
I can't believe that I'm gettin called out by this midget
Look at these pictures of yo "wife" on the internet

http://img2.timeinc.net/instyle/images/v2/parties/052505_ph_vh1_04.jpg
http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/r/G/8/globes200615.jpg
http://evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/eva2.jpg

Yo slut wife is fuckin other dudes all over the place
At least my bitch is at home with my dick in her face
Your ho is out in Hollywood gettin into three-way fucks
Foxx and AC Slater probably turn her into Chinese fingercuffs

So what's the problem Tony? Can't keep yo wife at bay?
Or is your marriage a big coverup because you gay?
Shoulda known you was a homo, you little French bitch
You wish Jamie Foxx was with you swordfightin each other's dicks

And....let's get down to it, I got 4, you got 3
Plus the ring on my left hand ain't no coverup, see?
So get yo cheese eatin' surrender monkey ass up out my face
Yo Tony, tell me how my ass taste!

PS - Fuck Boris Diaw too! B.I.G. A.R.I.S.T.O.T.L.E. out this bitch!

Rappin Shaq' FTMFW!! Holy shit, that is pure gold. Wow. :lmao