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Fabbs
08-16-2008, 09:42 AM
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Saying "the only reason we lost to the Lakers was because of injury, not age", Greg Popavich today announced the signing of Jed Clampett. "I like his veteran leadership."
Clampett apparantly had a basketball hoop installed in the back of his Beverly Hills mansion, away from site of television cameras. "I'd have Jethro come at me like a mad dog. I told him to go full-on Ron Artest at me in games of one on one." "His defense is phenominal" said Popped.
A hungover and droppy eyed Popavich denied reports of Grannys homebrewed moonshine playing any role in the signing of Clampett.
Meanwhile RC Buford says reports of Ellie May being offered a role as the 17th Spur in the deal is premature.
bdictjames
08-16-2008, 09:45 AM
:lol
Cloud786
08-16-2008, 11:28 AM
Hahaha. I was about to say.. who the fuck is Jed Clampett..
Twisted_Dawg
08-16-2008, 01:17 PM
Hahaha. I was about to say.. who the fuck is Jed Clampett..

A poor mountineer that barely kept his family fed.
samikeyp
08-16-2008, 01:20 PM
Good. He is rich on his own so the Spurs can pay him the minimum. :)
your_pimp
08-16-2008, 01:21 PM
cheap ass mofos
Dex
08-16-2008, 01:21 PM
Would've been a home run if he could do a little formatting and figure out how to spell Gregg Popovich.
cherylsteele
08-16-2008, 02:35 PM
A poor mountineer that barely kept his family fed.
Isn't that Latrell Sprewell?
ShoogarBear
08-16-2008, 04:06 PM
Miss Hathaway could be the long 3 they've been searching for.
SenorSpur
08-16-2008, 04:14 PM
:lol

You forgot to mention that Mr. Drysdale is representing Clampett in his negotiations with the Spurs. :lol
Rainman
08-16-2008, 04:21 PM
Isn't that Latrell Sprewell?

Wow this guy looks really young and hungry in his photo and that's just what the Spurs roster is missing! Getter her done!:lol:lol
mrspurs
08-16-2008, 05:43 PM
oh no.......that means the FO is really interested in signing......granny. shes got that veteran look that our FO is glued on getting it seems. i bet granny plays better defense then finley.....
Twisted_Dawg
08-16-2008, 09:41 PM
Isn't that Latrell Sprewell?

Nice try from Charlie Daniels...but here is the real deal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DXM7Y7M_e0
IronMexican
08-16-2008, 10:14 PM
:lol
Lakers_55
08-16-2008, 10:31 PM
It's the original TinMan from the movie the Wizard of Oz!
rascal
08-16-2008, 10:54 PM
It's the original TinMan from the movie the Wizard of Oz!

No he wasn't the original tin man from the Wizard of Oz.
lefty
08-16-2008, 10:55 PM
:lol
ShoogarBear
08-16-2008, 10:59 PM
No he wasn't the original tin man from the Wizard of Oz.

Actually, Buddy Ebsen was the original person cast in the role:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/71/Buddy_Ebsen_Tin_Man.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddy_Ebsen#The_Wizard_of_Oz
TwAnKiEs
08-16-2008, 11:01 PM
I thought this was a Cherokee Parks thread. :wow
rascal
08-16-2008, 11:01 PM
Your right.

Yes he was suppose to play the role but he had an allergic reaction to the paint or what ever they used and didn't play the role in the movie.
cherylsteele
08-17-2008, 12:45 AM
Nice try from Charlie Daniels...but here is the real deal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DXM7Y7M_e0
Charlie Daniels has nothing top do w/the post, it is just my signature.

In America has nothing to do w/Jed Clampett, or the Beverly Hillbillies, that I know of, or did I miss something in your post Dawg?