Rappin' Shaq im calling you out

[Rappin' Vlade]

you've run this forum for awhile now,
but its time you step aside and take a motherfuckin bow.
im the champ now, you need t.o leave this joint
cause im about to get straight to the point
You've probably been wonderin why your wife's been missin',
she needed a real man, on her face i be jizzin.
speaking of cum, its time i made a comeback,
and squash your silly team like a thumbtack.
Your need to retire now fatty, everybody can see that,
you said you were old and washed up, you motherfucking asshat.
So now you think you can get even more rings.
I dont think so, the road goes through the Kings.
you have no wife or game, take your sorry ass to the sperm bank,
everyone knows you've got nothing left in the tank.
Its your turn big guy, but i must warn you,
to me your lyrics are nothing but poopoo.
I will take them all and shove them back in your face,
Yo Rappin' Shaq......................TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Fuck off.

[JamStone]

Fail.

[resistanze]

No.

[hater]

kill yourself

[manufor3]

rappin' shaq owns rappin' vlade

[Colombiano972]

Epic Fail. Try again.

[Tippecanoe]

oh man, i can't wait for rappin' shaq's reply :D

[Lakers_55]

we need a new poll between the rappers.

[Tippecanoe]

we need a new poll between the rappers.

whats the point? you know rappin' shaq wins by a landslide

[Lakers_55]

whats the point? you know rappin' shaq wins by a landslide

true, but e-fights are always fun to watch!

[tp2021]

So now you think you can get even more rings.
I dont think so, the road goes through the Kings.


Didn't Vlade's career begin and end with the Lakers, and didn't he spend most seasons of his career there?

[Rappin' Shaq]

What's with these bitches tryin to diss the Big Cactus?
Fools need to put in a little bit more practice
Unless of course they doing this shit cuz they like to lose
I'll slap their face with my dick so hard it leaves a bruise

Only thing Vlade slaps is a rebound into Horry's hands
Then he watches like a clown as Robert owns his ass
Your lil' pussy bitch flopping was the only thing we feared
But we still wiped our nut sweat on yo beard year after year

Hold on tho, I aint even gotta rap to diss you
I already got my shit posted up on youtube
XKhP3PnB_xM
So get yo weak third world country shit and toss it in a lake
Yo Rappin' Vlade, tell me how my ass taste!

[LocosPorJuana]

here is what your lyrics should have been:


Don't hate cuz I Flop more than a politician,
Behind the back pass with no defenders in sight, 7 feet magician.
Repping yugoslavia, bulldozer revolution homie.
you got traded for odom, I got traded for kobe!

comic book worshiping ho,
the only thing you and superman have in common is the silly wardrobe.
you got a vasectomy? Shigga pelase, your boys could never swim,
your free throws had a better chance of going in.

ughhh, three finger salute to peja, ughhh, revolution , ughhh one world.
:downspin:

[BUMP]

XKhP3PnB_xM

look closely at 0:38, when he says "Kobe dunked it in your face" look who walks by outside. none other than Kobe himself. talk about good timing.



who's next?
Rapping Sabonis?
:lmao

[Rappin Shaq's Agent]

My client would like to inform everybody that with the growing rise of copycat trolls, he will not be responding to every swinging dick that challenges his supremacy. In his words the "mark ass bitches" who try to "fuck with the Shaq Fu" had better not bring "weak ass shit" for fear of having their "teeth all fucked up" by the force of my client's large swinging genitalia.

He also says "fuck Kobe still" and that the Phoenix Suns are looking at the first ever 82-0 season. He is currently going on vacation with his ex-ex-wife where he plans on enjoying many nights of going "buck ass wild" on "that skanky bitch's poonanny".

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

What's with these bitches tryin to diss the Big Cactus?
Fools need to put in a little bit more practice
Unless of course they doing this shit cuz they like to lose
I'll slap their face with my dick so hard it leaves a bruise

Only thing Vlade slaps is a rebound into Horry's hands
Then he watches like a clown as Robert owns his ass
Your lil' pussy bitch flopping was the only thing we feared
But we still wiped our nut sweat on yo beard year after year

Hold on tho, I aint even gotta rap to diss you
I already got my shit posted up on youtube
XKhP3PnB_xM
So get yo weak third world country shit and toss it in a lake
Yo Rappin' Vlade, tell me how my ass taste!

:rollin

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Rappin' Shaq is the best. I may actually use my buddy list.

[GuerillaBlack]

Rappin Shaq' >>> rappin vlade. Amazing. :lmao

[tomtom]

LOL rapping sabonis would be hillarious

[ShoogarBear]

Only thing Vlade slaps is a rebound into Horry's hands


:rollin

[ShoogarBear]

Can't believe a sheep fucker is out tryin to diss me,
fuck you fuck Oden fuck yo mama and your Asian missies,
I ain't got time to fuck around in this place,
so FUCK YOU TLONG and TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE

[Termanology]

shaq got 4 rings but he aint deserve none
kobe got you three and wade got you one
your game is wack and your raps is tired
3 years ago is when you should have retired
everytime you talk, you sound like a crack baby
your eyes is more fucked than tracy mcgradys!
so next time on TV when i see your ugly face
imma have to yell out YO SHAQ HOW MY ASS TASTE!

[stretch]

shaq got 4 rings but he aint deserve none
kobe got you three and wade got you one
your game is wack and your raps is tired
3 years ago is when you should have retired
everytime you talk, you sound like a crack baby
your eyes is more fucked than tracy mcgradys!
so next time on TV when i see your ugly face
imma have to yell out YO SHAQ HOW MY ASS TASTE!

get the fuck out of here.

[tlongII]

That wasn't too bad now that I've read it again. I still pwned him though.

[stretch]

That wasn't too bad now that I've read it again. I still pwned him though.

wow ur gay

[Brutalis]

Rappin Shaq failed in his rebuttal. :(

[BWS-1994]

How much longer will it take for Rappin' Vlade's reply? Or did Rappin' Shaq finish him off with one rebuttal?

[NBA Junkie]

Rappin Shaq failed in his rebuttal. :(

yup

[Medvedenko]

I approve of Rappin Vlade over that big pussy Rapping Snaq.

[koriwhat]

shaq ain't nothing but a big joke
big diesel, big cactus, big hoax

you should had stayed in miami
where you were riding the pine and the coattails of wade
instead you thought it'd be a good idea to go to phoenix
where the sun is soon to fade

shaq ain't nothing but a big joke
big diesel, big cactus, big hoax

can't win without kobe, can't win without wade
you're days are numbered shaqfu
you're karate can't save you
time to retire, time to call it a day

shaq ain't nothing but a big joke
big diesel, big cactus, big hoax

you're such the shit talker
a false bravado
a front if you will
ousted in round one, how does it feel

shaq ain't nothing but a big joke
big diesel, big cactus, big hoax

one last thing to say to you
you know before round two
yo shaq how does it taste
you know, duncan's ass after he shits on your face











haha... i'm lame but oh well. i'm white i can't rap.

[Rappin' Vlade]

Rappin Shaq, why you talkin shit to me?
i dominated your ass and we shouldve won four games to three.
yet instead we got cheated and yes you got your ring,
but not after you made Kobe's vagina sing.
He got you three, so you owed him a favor or two,
but, jeez, i didnt know you bent that way SHAQ FU!
All you guys need to realize he's nothing but a clown,
making you all smile, yet making me frown.
He's soft, weak, definitely not one of the greats,
spends his time raping women in many different states.
While his wife looks on, with even more glee,
as i give her a taste of the Big VLA-DE.
First i fuck then cum in her face,
Yo Rappin' Shaq, tell me how my ass taste!

[koriwhat]

shaq might flow like a river
on vlade's face
shaq cums bigger

he'll bring it to yo face indeed
here he cums so stick that chin out
vla-de

shaq ripped the river apart
like moses split the sea
your ass'll be gushing red as it bleeds

out the alleys of the ghetto there echos a voice sweeter
it's vlade
asking if he can taste shaqs ass with his finger

[confined]

You guys are gonna get the ship rapped outta you when rappin' shaq gets back from vacation :nope

[dallaskd]

What's with these bitches tryin to diss the Big Cactus?
Fools need to put in a little bit more practice
Unless of course they doing this shit cuz they like to lose
I'll slap their face with my dick so hard it leaves a bruise

Only thing Vlade slaps is a rebound into Horry's hands
Then he watches like a clown as Robert owns his ass
Your lil' pussy bitch flopping was the only thing we feared
But we still wiped our nut sweat on yo beard year after year

Hold on tho, I aint even gotta rap to diss you
I already got my shit posted up on youtube
XKhP3PnB_xM
So get yo weak third world country shit and toss it in a lake
Yo Rappin' Vlade, tell me how my ass taste!

wow :lmao

[Rappin' Shaq]

Rappin Shaq failed in his rebuttal. :(

When a ho calls out me I go at him like a Doberman
Your ego's like my toilet, I just shit all over it
Your sister fucking redneck ass is a disgrace
Yo Brutalis, tell me how my ass taste!

[dallaskd]

When a ho calls out me I go at him like a Doberman
Your ego's like my toilet, I just shit all over it
Your sister fucking redneck ass is a disgrace
Yo Brutalis, tell me how my ass taste!

:lmao

[IronMexican]

rappin shaq is the man

[Rappin' Shaq]

Rappin Shaq, why you talkin shit to me?
i dominated your ass and we shouldve won four games to three.
yet instead we got cheated and yes you got your ring,
but not after you made Kobe's vagina sing.
He got you three, so you owed him a favor or two,
but, jeez, i didnt know you bent that way SHAQ FU!
All you guys need to realize he's nothing but a clown,
making you all smile, yet making me frown.
He's soft, weak, definitely not one of the greats,
spends his time raping women in many different states.
While his wife looks on, with even more glee,
as i give her a taste of the Big VLA-DE.
First i fuck then cum in her face,
Yo Rappin' Shaq, tell me how my ass taste!

1---2---3 and to tha 4
Rappin' Shaq is back to rip the hinges of tha doors
And tear the roof off of this motherfuckin place
Looks like my asshole and Vlade are on a second date

You a bitchmade fool, a Serbian homo
Your failed ass response was a big time no-no
I got platinum records, everyone knows I'm the boss
Your gay ass got mentioned in a song by Kris Kross

You got a lot of heart to step another round in the ring
But you still gettin beat into the ground by the king
So just quit while you this far behind in the race
Yo Rappin' Vlade, tell me how my ass taste!

[dallaskd]

hah...best one yet.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Rappin' Shaq doesn't fail.

[Trainwreck2100]

Why is all yall callin out rappin shaq
You bitches just want to be victims of attack
Shaq ain't got time for all the dissers
He's too busy layin pipe to all yall sisters
Big Cactus be puttin all you bitches in yo place
All you bitches know how shaq's ass tastes

[ShoogarBear]

Why is all yall callin out rappin shaq
You bitches just want to be victims of attack
Shaq ain't got time for all the dissers
He's too busy layin pipe to all yall sisters
Big Cactus be puttin all you bitches in yo place
All you bitches know how shaq's ass tastes

:)

[Rappin' Vlade]

1---2---3 and to tha 4
Rappin' Shaq is back to rip the hinges of tha doors
And tear the roof off of this motherfuckin place
Looks like my asshole and Vlade are on a second date

You a bitchmade fool, a Serbian homo
Your failed ass response was a big time no-no
I got platinum records, everyone knows I'm the boss
Your gay ass got mentioned in a song by Kris Kross

You got a lot of heart to step another round in the ring
But you still gettin beat into the ground by the king
So just quit while you this far behind in the race
Yo Rappin' Vlade, tell me how my ass taste!

just like toilet paper, im getting wiped all around,
as Shaq's asshole keeps beating me to the ground.
but im not done yet, not yet Shaq Daddy.
you still have one more test before you get rid of Vlade

i know you have more supporters, i know you have more fans.
Giving me a better workout, than your own sweat glands.
When you run down court, it look like you just got out of the pool,
its no wonder people cant stop you, fool.

Sweat like a pig, stink like a skunk.
Body of a whale, and legs like treetrunk.
Agility of a sloth, hops like Scot Pollard,
i cant see how you're even worth a dollar.

So now its time for our assholes to switch roles,
now that ive finally taken your soul.
So everybody bow down to me with haste,
and Rappin Shaq, .................

[Indazone]

Fail

[AnotherArgie]

This is hilarious.

Rappin' Shaq FTW.

[Fillmoe]

AgeFmmtFbnM

[Medvedenko]

AgeFmmtFbnM

Nice...very nice.

[Rappin' Muresan]

Ei chemare eu mare George born înăuntru România Slam dunking asemănător Wrestlemania Ceas mare George stumble gît art.hot. lane Mare timp shot blocat a bea Alizae Spate înăuntru I know tu ceas eu achiziţie drafted Şi înăuntru 1998 tu seară ceas eu actin Didn't joc nu superhero wannabe Cus mare George şi bitches always faţă eu Try la spre oprire eu de la catchin art.hot. roundball adînc Im mare George copilaş on court I privit adormit Shaq I inimă ei chemare tu galactus Şi cu Kobe I inimă tu asemănător al tău ars lucaed!

[stretch]

Ei chemare eu mare George born înăuntru România Slam dunking asemănător Wrestlemania Ceas mare George stumble gît art.hot. lane Mare timp shot blocat a bea Alizae Spate înăuntru I know tu ceas eu achiziţie drafted Şi înăuntru 1998 tu seară ceas eu actin Didn't joc nu superhero wannabe Cus mare George şi bitches always faţă eu Try la spre oprire eu de la catchin art.hot. roundball adînc Im mare George copilaş on court I privit adormit Shaq I inimă ei chemare tu galactus Şi cu Kobe I inimă tu asemănător al tău ars lucaed!

die

[Epic Fail]

Ei chemare eu mare George born înăuntru România Slam dunking asemănător Wrestlemania Ceas mare George stumble gît art.hot. lane Mare timp shot blocat a bea Alizae Spate înăuntru I know tu ceas eu achiziţie drafted Şi înăuntru 1998 tu seară ceas eu actin Didn't joc nu superhero wannabe Cus mare George şi bitches always faţă eu Try la spre oprire eu de la catchin art.hot. roundball adînc Im mare George copilaş on court I privit adormit Shaq I inimă ei chemare tu galactus Şi cu Kobe I inimă tu asemănător al tău ars lucaed!

im have arrived

[manufor3]

go rappin' shaq!

[Fmedrano1077]

This is some hilarious shit!

[angel_luv]

It has probably been said but Rappin Vlade- that was a flop.

[koriwhat]

when is shaqfu gonna karate kick my ass? i'm waiting....

ps: i like my last little bs rap i did. it even has some of shaqfu's lyrics in it if you didn't notice.

[endrity]

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Classic!!!!