View Full Version : This is why nobody over the age of 35 should play football
desflood
08-27-2008, 09:15 AM
http://i38.tinypic.com/25ox4y1.jpg
This is the X-ray of my hubby's hand after his game last night.
mrsmaalox
08-27-2008, 09:16 AM
Oh crap!! I think I'm gonna faint!!
Flight3107
08-27-2008, 09:16 AM
Tape it up and he will be good to go.
tlongII
08-27-2008, 09:17 AM
Ouch! :lol
MoSpur
08-27-2008, 09:17 AM
Wow. Hope he feels better.
Flight3107
08-27-2008, 09:18 AM
So if you are under 35 that cant happen to you?
tlongII
08-27-2008, 09:20 AM
Doesn't look like it's broken anyway. I'm sure the ligaments/tendons are torn though. I did something similar to my pinky playing hoops several years ago and I can't straighten it out.
SpursWoman
08-27-2008, 09:20 AM
Oh, gotdamn! Ouch!
JoeChalupa
08-27-2008, 09:22 AM
I think he deserves a hand for still playing at 35. :clap
ATRAIN
08-27-2008, 09:23 AM
Tell him to walk it off.
BacktoBasics
08-27-2008, 09:24 AM
Did he cry?
dirk4mvp
08-27-2008, 09:24 AM
Is he right handed? If so you gotta give him more action than normal, cause now he can't take care of business himself.
Rub Some Dirt On It He'll Be Fine
ALVAREZ6
08-27-2008, 09:45 AM
Puuussssssssssssssyyyyyy
Melmart1
08-27-2008, 09:48 AM
Pour some Tussin on it.
FromWayDowntown
08-27-2008, 09:50 AM
It's merely a flesh wound.
I've hurt worse.
ATRAIN
08-27-2008, 09:50 AM
Put some Vicks on it.
Does he use his pinkie to click a mouse?
Looks like he should be playing fantasy football from now on.
Cry Havoc
08-27-2008, 11:43 AM
Tell him to walk it off.
On his hands.
Extra Stout
08-27-2008, 11:56 AM
Psshht. I played the second half of the season last year with my entrails exposed.
DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
08-27-2008, 12:04 PM
Vage.
Should've pulled a Ronnie Lott for the sake of the team.
SpursWoman
08-27-2008, 12:08 PM
Put some Vicks on it.
Squirt it with Windex.
Squirt it with Windex.
http://themothertongue.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/my-big-fat-greek-wedding-6.jpg
That's what he always says :lol
Extra Stout
08-27-2008, 12:24 PM
if that movie had been my big fat mexican wedding it would have been fabuloso instead of windex
Ed Helicopter Jones
08-27-2008, 12:32 PM
My brother came off the field one time holding his hand palm up, with his arm straight out in front of him with his pinkie finger dangling straight down toward the ground.
He went up to his coach, who's old school and had been coaching for 35 years and said "Coach....my finger!!"
His coach grabbed his hand, shoved the finger joint back in place and literally kicked him in the ass and told him to get back on the field where he played out the rest of the game.
No x-ray necessary. True story.
Fabbs
08-27-2008, 12:41 PM
This is the X-ray of my hubby's hand after his game last night.
Sorry about his hand. Was he a victim of a guy from the Bud Lites Real Men of Genius commercials "Mr Overzealous Rec League Touch Football Player"?
desflood
08-27-2008, 12:54 PM
Sorry about his hand. Was he a victim of a guy from the Bud Lites Real Men of Genius commercials "Mr Overzealous Rec League Touch Football Player"?
:lol Actually, he was the overzealous player. It's freakin' flag football. He dived for the QB, missed the flag, hit the ground hard and rolled. I told him, "You dumbass. The whole point of flag football is that players aren't supposed to get hurt."
IronMexican
08-27-2008, 01:05 PM
Brett Favre says other wise
2centsworth
08-27-2008, 01:06 PM
Desflod, what team does he play for? early this year in flag during a game I got knocked out and woke up in the hospital. We have some theories of what happened, but nobody really knows.
Brutalis
08-27-2008, 01:08 PM
You should tell him it looks broke!
desflood
08-27-2008, 01:13 PM
Desflod, what team does he play for? early this year in flag during a game I got knocked out and woke up in the hospital. We have some theories of what happened, but nobody really knows.
Sorry, it wasn't mine. He would have felt so bad he would have accompanied you to the hospital and made a full confession when you awoke. :lol
He's military, so it's over on Lackland. Whichever squadrons can drum up enough interest form teams and play each other.
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