Future Genetically Engineered Super Race Trade (+Bonner)

[Tully365]

According to Hoopsfables.com, the Spurs have offered Matt Bonner, a 2nd round draft pick, a test tube full of Tim Duncan's semen, and a Petri dish full of Becky Hammon's eggs to any team that will provide a player in return who can provide 15 ppg, 6 rpg, and 3 apg while playing smothering defense.

In an unrelated story, RC Buford reports that his cell phone service is subpar, noting that it hasn't rung once in a week, which is mysterious since it always seems to work fine for outgoing calls.

[honestfool84]

is this supposed to be funny?

[I. Hustle]

http://www.worldoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/fail2.jpg

[xtremesteven33]

this is actually funny

[Texas_Ranger]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2368/2229513340_06136bb479.jpg?v=0

[hater]

http://www.worldoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/fail2.jpg

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[DynastyBuilder]

http://treebeard31.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/fail.jpg

[Fmedrano1077]

is this supposed to be funny?

Shit is funny!:lmao

[vander]

:lol

I love them fail pics

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/fail-driving.jpg

[Trainwreck2100]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y126/Trainwreck2100/barkerfail.jpg

1ytCEuuW2_A

[ShoogarBear]

When does Fail jump the shark?