Wade left his cell phone charger in China

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

August 28, 2008

Report: Dwyane Wade Left Cell-Phone Charger In China

MIAMI—After turning on his cell phone upon landing at the Miami International Airport Monday, Team USA basketball guard and gold medalist Dwyane Wade reportedly realized he had forgotten his phone's charger in his Beijing hotel room.

"Shoot, I know exactly where it is, too," said Wade, adding that the charger is located in the outlet near the sink—not the sink in the bathroom but the sink just outside the bathroom. "I wonder if they could send it back to me. Or maybe I should just forget about it and buy a new one. Dammit, they're like 40 bucks."

Wade seemed to reach a decision mere moments later, wondering aloud if the Radio Shack near his house is open after 9 p.m.

Link (http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/report_dwyane_wade_left)

[KidCongo]

Careless...

[CubanMustGo]

They cost more like $10 ... and it MUST have been a slow news day. $10 to Dwayne Wade is like $0.001 to most of us.

[BlackSwordsMan]

breaking news1~!!!~!!!

[GuerillaBlack]

They cost more like $10 ... and it MUST have been a slow news day. $10 to Dwayne Wade is like $0.001 to most of us.

Isn't this suppose to be the other way around?

[Epic Fail]

hello

[Bartleby]

Sounds like a T-mobile "Fave Five" PR stunt to me.

[E20]

WTF would anybody write this, he can just BUY a new one. WTF

Next up:

Lebron James runs out of toilet paper.

[mystargtr34]

hello

:lol

[Dre_7]

LMAO at Cuban and E20. :lmao its the freakin Onion haha! :lol

[CubanMustGo]

oops. :depressed

[baseline bum]

Onion article... one of their lazy ones at that.

[ShoogarBear]

The Onion outdid themselves on this one. There's really nothing in the article to give it away.

[Tully365]

August 28, 2008
Dammit, they're like 40 bucks."


:lol

A friend of mine who works at a hotel brought his charger to work one day and forgot to take it home that night. The next day when he went to work, it was gone. He mentioned that it was missing to a manager, who told him not to worry about it-- the lost and found closet had two full boxes of phone chargers that guests had left behind. He showed my friend the boxes, and let him check to see if any of them would fit. He went through the entire first box-- about 20-25 chargers and none of them fit. Half way through the second box, he finally found one that worked.

If one of the presidential candidates promises to make all phone jacks universal and chargers inexpensive, it would bring in about 5 milion frustration votes!

[airlinerpilot]

so what if its 40bucks he makes millions!!!!

[Tully365]

WTF would anybody write this, he can just BUY a new one. WTF

Next up:

Lebron James runs out of toilet paper.

:lol Jay Z would let him use one of his best silk shirts.

[Biernutz]

Charles could loan him his.

[Girasuck]

This has T-Mobile commercial written all over it.

[Sissiborgo]

It should not be a problem for him to buy another one....

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

It gives me a bigger chuckle that even though it's been revealed as a fake, people are still falling for it.

[lefty]

He did it on purpose to avoid Chuck

[Trainwreck2100]

He can use the one he left at Star's house

[Spurtacus]

Funny.

[SenorSpur]

Perhaps he's forgotten what income bracket he's in

[Ill Cosby]

D Wade is a millionaire worried about 40 bones. LOL

I'll take that back though cuz that's how the rich stay rich, they count EVERY penny as 'worth it'

[angel_luv]

They cost more like $10 ... and it MUST have been a slow news day. $10 to Dwayne Wade is like $0.001 to most of us.

Seriously!

[Tippecanoe]

this thread is hilarious for so many reasons :lol

[ORION]

The Onion outdid themselves on this one. There's really nothing in the article to give it away.

Alright! Thank YOU...........oh .....The Onion.........:depressed

[Mr. Peabody]

It's still going. Amazing.:lmao