Free Quattro Razor (17)

[H.A.L.]

This is a continuation thread, the old thread is here (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=104022).

[RashoFan]

And with that last post, Quattro part 16 is done.

[ShoogarBear]

The Quattro is dead, long live the Quattro.

[TheQuattro]

twinkies!!

[mrsmaalox]

Good morning new Quattro!

mFGpI8bfep0

[RashoFan]

twinkies!!

Did you finally get your craving for twinkies satified??

[remingtonbo2001]

Woot.

[angel_luv]

I have always wanted to be the first post in a new quattro.

Another opportunity missed.

Oh well, next!

[jman3000]

did my post count go down?

i coulda sworn i was like 30 posts from 10000 a couple weeks ago... now im like 300

[mrsmaalox]

did my post count go down?

i coulda sworn i was like 30 posts from 10000 a couple weeks ago... now im like 300

No that was your sperm count.

[angel_luv]

did my post count go down?

i coulda sworn i was like 30 posts from 10000 a couple weeks ago... now im like 300

Maybe your math skills have just improved. :)

[ashbeeigh]

whatever happened to Dairy Queen aka Don Quioxite?

[to21]

did my post count go down?

i coulda sworn i was like 30 posts from 10000 a couple weeks ago... now im like 300+1

[manufor3]

#17!

[RashoFan]

I vote The Quattro be called The Mango Tree in honor and memory of Brent Barry.

[jman3000]

hmmm... usually if i have a story to share it's a weird thing that happened or something mildly funny... but this time i just need to see if im in the right or wrong about something.

ok...girl A and i have been FWB since abot March. I told her from the start that if she started getting attached to tell me because I'm not interested in that right now and we could nip it in the bud. We had a deal that there was no commitment, but if either of us slept with or kissed another person it would just end. Well, after 3 months she apparently starts getting feelings and instead of telling me she just decides to ignore me or a while.. and im thinking she was just tired of the FWB deal and ended it. soooo i got drunk a couple nights later at a party and ended up making out with a girl B that i normally wouldnt go for... not ugly ... just not my cup of tea. so that was a one time thing and about a week later girl A starts talking to me again and explaining the situation. i dont say anything about girl B and i keep it at that. fast forward to this morning and apparently somebody told girl A about girl B and she gets pissed at me.


did i have a window available to do my own thing? or did the pact we had never really end during the 2 or so weeks she didnt talk to me much?

[jman3000]

that's a lot to read.

i wouldnt even read that bull shit.

[jman3000]

either way... im not attached to girl A so if she wants to stay mad at me so be it.

i just always like being right and need somebody to confirm what i already know.

[remingtonbo2001]

Hmmm...OK?

[jman3000]

so have yall smashed yet or what?

[RashoFan]

Peace out to girl A....
I will validate you by saying you were always available to do your own thing because of the " but if either of us slept with or kissed another person it would just end" clause. Next time, set up at pre-nup type of contract that covers the FWB situation. That way you can sue next time you sleep with Ms. Fatal Attraction.

[Mister Sinister]

Booga.

[Trainwreck2100]

hmmm... usually if i have a story to share it's a weird thing that happened or something mildly funny... but this time i just need to see if im in the right or wrong about something.

ok...girl A and i have been FWB since abot March. I told her from the start that if she started getting attached to tell me because I'm not interested in that right now and we could nip it in the bud. We had a deal that there was no commitment, but if either of us slept with or kissed another person it would just end. Well, after 3 months she apparently starts getting feelings and instead of telling me she just decides to ignore me or a while.. and im thinking she was just tired of the FWB deal and ended it. soooo i got drunk a couple nights later at a party and ended up making out with a girl B that i normally wouldnt go for... not ugly ... just not my cup of tea. so that was a one time thing and about a week later girl A starts talking to me again and explaining the situation. i dont say anything about girl B and i keep it at that. fast forward to this morning and apparently somebody told girl A about girl B and she gets pissed at me.


did i have a window available to do my own thing? or did the pact we had never really end during the 2 or so weeks she didnt talk to me much?

you should get a farewell lay in

[ORION]

Pecker Shit Ass !

[Viva Las Espuelas]

did i have a window available to do my own thing? or did the pact we had never really end during the 2 or so weeks she didnt talk to me much?


. We had a deal that there was no commitment......but if either of us slept with or kissed another person it would just end. ........and im thinking she was just tired of the FWB deal and ended it.....soooo i got drunk a couple nights later at a party and ended up making out with a girl B

[ORION]

I made out with a B girl once....thats kind of like a second stringer right?

[ashbeeigh]

I made out with a B girl once....thats kind of like a second stringer right?

When you say "b girl" I think of a break dancer.

[ORION]

When you say "b girl" I think of a break dancer.
When I think "b" girl I think of a girl you kind of have to settle with like if your playing the role of wing man that night

[ashbeeigh]

When I think "b" girl I think of a girl you kind of have to settle with like if your playing the role of wing man that night

Ahh yes. Well, I knew what you meant, I just pictures something like this:

http://blogs.citypages.com/pscholtes/images/B-Girl%20Seoul%20B-Girl%20Be.JPG

as my wing man/girl and I got a laugh out of it.

[samikeyp]

When I think "b" girl I think of a girl you kind of have to settle with like if your playing the role of wing man that night

B stands for Bronco, BMW, boom boom and a pair of balls...
We see you pullin' up down the ave
You all act like we are stars
We're not tryin' to make a joke
We're just tryin' to make it known
That people in the world
That we call B-Girls
Like bars on a Cadillac Brougham.

:rollin

[mrsmaalox]

I heart the bee girl!


http://blogs.pitch.com/wayward/blind%20melon.jpg

qmVn6b7DdpA

[ShoogarBear]

Ahh yes. Well, I knew what you meant, I just pictures something like this:

http://blogs.citypages.com/pscholtes/images/B-Girl%20Seoul%20B-Girl%20Be.JPG

as my wing man/girl and I got a laugh out of it.

That's the actual girl ORION got with.

[ORION]

That's the actual girl ORION got with.

you should have her "head" spin and how she could spin while she was on top of me. Lets just say I had 5 quarts of mobile 1 on my night stand

[angel_luv]

hmmm... usually if i have a story to share it's a weird thing that happened or something mildly funny... but this time i just need to see if im in the right or wrong about something.

ok...girl A and i have been FWB since abot March. I told her from the start that if she started getting attached to tell me because I'm not interested in that right now and we could nip it in the bud. We had a deal that there was no commitment, but if either of us slept with or kissed another person it would just end. Well, after 3 months she apparently starts getting feelings and instead of telling me she just decides to ignore me or a while.. and im thinking she was just tired of the FWB deal and ended it. soooo i got drunk a couple nights later at a party and ended up making out with a girl B that i normally wouldnt go for... not ugly ... just not my cup of tea. so that was a one time thing and about a week later girl A starts talking to me again and explaining the situation. i dont say anything about girl B and i keep it at that. fast forward to this morning and apparently somebody told girl A about girl B and she gets pissed at me.


did i have a window available to do my own thing? or did the pact we had never really end during the 2 or so weeks she didnt talk to me much?



You should have told girl A about having kissed girl B.

It was a communication break down on both your parts, but you were more in the wrong than girl A was, unless she also kissed someone and didn't tell you about it.

[ATRAIN]

whatever happened to Dairy Queen aka Don Quioxite?

I went to NO and kicked his ass and broke all his fingers and now he can't type.

[ashbeeigh]

I went to NO and kicked his ass and broke all his fingers and now he can't type.

liar!!

[miklo velka]

whatever happened to Dairy Queen aka Don Quioxite?

I think that vato was too embarassed to show his face after BRHornet outted his myspace page...:lmao

[batman2883]

No One On The Corner Has Swagger Like Us Swagger Like Us Swagger Like Us!!!

[angel_luv]

Hi Batman. Hope all is well. :)

[Trainwreck2100]

I wonder if the Quattro will ever experience a Renaissance, or if it will die of Ebola

[batman2883]

All My Exes Live In Texas
Thats Why I Hang My Hat In Tennessee!!! I Wanna Play Poker God Damn It Where Is Manny Im Calling You Out Manny!!!

[batman2883]

Hi Batman. Hope all is well. :)

GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS LUVIE.....ALL IS WELL HOW ARE YOU DOING?

[batman2883]

Trainwreck= The Anti-christ

[batman2883]

I Rock Ice!!!

[angel_luv]

GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS LUVIE.....ALL IS WELL HOW ARE YOU DOING?


I am very well. Thanks for asking. :)

[batman2883]

Meet Me Halfway...across The Sky

[batman2883]

I am very well. Thanks for asking. :)

THATS FANTASTICALLY SWELL TO HEAR........IVE MISSED YOU LUVIE

[batman2883]

Wu Tang Clan Aint Nothing Fuck With

[batman2883]

I Think Its Time To Retire My Signature

[angel_luv]

THATS FANTASTICALLY SWELL TO HEAR........IVE MISSED YOU LUVIE

It is nice to see you posting again. :toast

[batman2883]

It is nice to see you posting again. :toast

WELL YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.......YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TILL YOU'VE LOST IT...AND I JUST WANTED ST TO REALIZE THE GREATNESS I BROUGHT TO IT

[angel_luv]

WELL YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.......YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TILL YOU'VE LOST IT...AND I JUST WANTED ST TO REALIZE THE GREATNESS I BROUGHT TO IT

Great humility. :lol

[ORION]

I just got off the phone with this douche bag who will not sign a form for delivery and now I lost an F-ing sale !!

[batman2883]

Great humility. :lol

would you expect anything less from me buddy?

[batman2883]

orion is gonna get told what to do, once i destroy this bridge between us

[batman2883]

my little buttercup has the sweetest smile
dear little buttercup come and stay a while

[angel_luv]

would you expect anything less from me buddy?

The only batman greater than you is Christian Bale. :)

[batman2883]

The only batman greater than you is Christian Bale. :)

wrong there is no batman greater than i....for i am eternal!!!!

[ORION]

Has anyone except Batman seen that Dominoes commercial with that dancing bread stick

[ashbeeigh]

Has anyone except Batman seen that Dominoes commercial with that dancing bread stick

more like a dancing penis.

[batman2883]

Ashbitch Would Say Something Like That.....

[batman2883]

Johnny Blaze How The Hell Are You Bastardo??

[ORION]

more like a dancing penis.

but have you seen the commercial?

[batman2883]

Or Should I Say...ni Hao!!!!

[to21]

more like a dancing penis.u wish.

[ORION]

:bang

[batman2883]

Glad To See The Order Of Things Around Here Havent Changed Much..........ashbitch Is Still Public Enemy Number 1

[ashbeeigh]

but have you seen the commercial?

yes. And that's what everyone who I was watching it with said it looked like.

[batman2883]

I Am The Godfather Of The Quattro For If It Were Not For My Antics, This Thread Would Be Dead Many A Year Ago...

[ashbeeigh]

Ashbitch Would Say Something Like That.....

pfft. i love you too, sir.

[batman2883]

I Would Like To Declare That I Am Back, And I Demand To Get Another Spur For Just Being Too Damn Great!!!

[ORION]

yes. And that's what everyone who I was watching it with said it looked like.

so please tell Gayman2877332135464 that it is a real commercial

[ORION]

some dude is blasting the gayest of gay songs over here

[batman2883]

I just got done masterbating to a picture of Mr. Rogers hugging Mr. T

wow jason i admire your honesty, but there are somethings you need to keep to yourself

[ORION]

wow jason i admire your honesty, but there are somethings you need to keep to yourself like the time I gave my boyfriend a rusty trombone

[batman2883]

jason jason jason.......everyone knows your gay and we respect it man its okay

[ORION]

jason jason jason.......everyone knows your gay and we respect it man its okay

If I'm gay then so are you because you tried to kiss me that one time

[Carl]

Where the F are my pants !

[batman2883]

If I'm gay then so are you because you tried to kiss me that one time

THERE IS NO NEED TO SPREAD RUMORS JASON THE WORLD ALREADY KNOWS YOU'RE A FIGALY

[ORION]

THERE IS NO NEED TO SPREAD RUMORS JASON THE WORLD ALREADY KNOWS YOU'RE A FIGALY

Is figaly a hate word you learned in your support class?

[batman2883]

Jason You're Only Fooling Yourself.......

[ORION]

Jason You're Only Fooling Yourself.......

If I wanted to fool myself I'd tell myself that Mark really isnt trying to hit on me all the time.

[batman2883]

If I'm gay then so are you because you tried to kiss me that one time


If I wanted to fool myself I'd tell myself that Mark really isnt trying to hit on me all the time.

JASON PLEASE STOP YOUR SHENANIGANS......EVERYONE KNOWS YOU'RE GAY....I MEAN YOU TOLD US YOUR STORIES OF PRIESTS TOUCHING YOU IN PRIVATE SCHOOL AND HOW MUCH YOU LOVED IT......AND WERE OKAY WITH IT...YOU DONT HAVE TO HIDE ANYMORE

[ORION]

JASON PLEASE STOP YOUR SHENANIGANS......EVERYONE KNOWS YOU'RE GAY....I MEAN YOU TOLD US YOUR STORIES OF PRIESTS TOUCHING YOU IN PRIVATE SCHOOL AND HOW MUCH YOU LOVED IT......AND WERE OKAY WITH IT...YOU DONT HAVE TO HIDE ANYMORE

ok cool but you might want to go to your doctor and get tested.

[ashbeeigh]

batman12657484....the domino's commercial ORION speaks of is real. I saw it with my very eyes. There is a dancing piece of pasta with a red hat dancing on a family's kitchen table...all in the name of bad delivery pizza.

[batman2883]

Jason Ive Put Two And Two Together And Came To The Conclusion That You're Pissing Me Off

[ORION]

Jason Ive Put Two And Two Together And Came To The Conclusion That You're Pissing Me Off

Someone wants a knife fight. Someone I'm looking at.
I just don't like the way you boss me.

[jman3000]

You should have told girl A about having kissed girl B.

It was a communication break down on both your parts, but you were more in the wrong than girl A was, unless she also kissed someone and didn't tell you about it.

no. im right. always.

[jman3000]

anyways... she "forgave" me... even though i had done nothing wrong in the first place and things are back to normal.

[RashoFan]

Jman...run for your life man.

[jman3000]

from what?
\

[RashoFan]

From Girl "A", Girl "B", Girl "C-XYZ"

We are nothing but trouble

[RashoFan]

On a different subject..Are the F(%&^ing mosquitos getting bad??? They must have TEXAS size mouths! Those blood suckers bite me THROUGH a pair of jeans!!! WTF????

[mrsmaalox]

On a different subject..Are the F(%&^ing mosquitos getting bad??? They must have TEXAS size mouths! Those blood suckers bite me THROUGH a pair of jeans!!! WTF????

You know, those little fuckers never bother me, but this week I got bit twice!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

anyways... she "forgave" me... even though i had done nothing wrong in the first place and things are back to normal.

translation: some dude made her stink the night before.


that's what that funny taste was, jman.

[The Sun]

Good morning everyone!! Get out there and enjoy yourselves!!

[RashoFan]

FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!



Go Bears...

[RashoFan]

We start celebrating early in my house...:drunk

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck fucking group projects/assignments. Fuck 'em right in the ear.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Please stop this madness.

[CuckingFunt]

Please stop this madness.

I agree, but, thanks to a moment of frustration, no longer have the right to complain.

[RashoFan]

Fuck fucking group projects/assignments. Fuck 'em right in the ear.

What is the group project?
Fucking right in the ear could lead to long term ear problems and possible long term hearing loss, I would not advise that.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"Saved By the Bell" meets "Saw" on "Robot Chicken" tonight!
Midge would've loved it!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

:lmao

That "Metalocalypse" season finale was brilliantly over the top!

[RashoFan]

"Saved By the Bell" meets "Saw" on "Robot Chicken" tonight!
Midge would've loved it!

Huh??? I may have tosee this show...that is some crazy mixed up shit right there...:lol

[batman2883]

a milli a milli a milli a milli

[ORION]

"Saved By the Bell" meets "Saw" on "Robot Chicken" tonight!
Midge would've loved it!

yeah that was pretty hilarious. They kept trying to kill Screech after Belding kept saying it was a joke your not getting the corvettes

[jman3000]

my mustache is making me look even extra like a child molesting kinda guy.

it might just be the hat though.

[ORION]

my mustache is making me look even extra like a child molesting kinda guy.

it might just be the hat though.

child molester or more John Holmes-ish ?

[CuckingFunt]

my mustache is making me look even extra like a child molesting kinda guy.

it might just be the hat though.

Or the kids locked in your basement.

[ORION]

Or the kids locked in your basement.

It rubs its lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again ..

[jman3000]

we dont have basements here in SA... you hit limestone about 8 feet down and you'd have to use expensive dynamite if you wanted a basement.

jesus do your homework.

[jman3000]

:pctoss

[ORION]

we dont have basements here in SA... you hit limestone about 8 feet down and you'd have to use expensive dynamite if you wanted a basement.

jesus do your homework.

thats funny because I picture the virgin mary telling Jesus to do his homework

[jman3000]

damn californians and their damn basements

[jman3000]

damn commas and their sentence restructuring ways.

[ORION]

Shoog I bet I can jump higher than you

[ORION]

oh great Batman is here ! Everyone hide

[batman2883]

shoog get off your high horse!!!

[batman2883]

jman3000>orion

[ShoogarBear]

Shoog I bet I can jump higher than you

Impossible. You're not a brutha.

[ShoogarBear]

shoog get off your high horse!!!

If you wanna ride
Don't ride the white horse

[batman2883]

If you wanna ride
Don't ride the white horse

ha ha ha i hate that f'n song!!! ktfm use to play it all the time,

if you wanna ride, ride the white pony!!!

[CuckingFunt]

damn californians and their damn basements

Gotta have somewhere for the black widows to live.

[batman2883]

This Is Not....the Greatest Song In The World
No No This Is A Tribute
Couldnt Remember The Greatest Song In The World
This Is Just A Tribute Ohhhhh

[ShoogarBear]

ha ha ha i hate that f'n song!!! ktfm use to play it all the time,
Yes, and now you'll have that beat in your head all the rest of the day.

[batman2883]

Yes, and now you'll have that beat in your head all the rest of the day.

OH YEAH SHOOG!!!

CATCH ME IM FALLING
CATCH ME NOW IM FALLING
FALLING IN LOVE!!!

[jman3000]

child molester or more John Holmes-ish ?

it's not the mustache that makes me look john holmes ish....

[batman2883]

it's not the mustache that makes me look john holmes ish....

ITS THE GENITAL HERPES

[CuckingFunt]

ITS THE GENITAL HERPES

I would have said "It's the AIDS."

If you're going to go there, you should REALLY go there.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Hey.


My name's The Chopper. I was just surfing around the internets and noticed that Gillette is giving away some of those quadruple bladed razors, otherwise known as the Quattro, and they're giving them away for free.



Anyone know where I can get some more info on acquiring one of those bad boys?




Thanks in advance.

[batman2883]

I would have said "It's the AIDS."

If you're going to go there, you should REALLY go there.

HA HA HA HA HA WELL I LIKE TO KEEP THE EXTREME IN MY BACK POCKET FOR WHEN ITS REALLY NECESSARY

[ORION]

Impossible. You're not a brutha.

I once had people fooled that my dad was a brutha because of how high I can jump and I have long arms. Just ask Batman because I dominated him on the court.

[ORION]

Hey Batman lets play some texas hold em

[ShoogarBear]

I would have said "It's the AIDS."



I LIKE TO KEEP THE EXTREME IN MY BACK POCKET

So to speak.

[ShoogarBear]

Hey.


My name's The Chopper. I was just surfing around the internets and noticed that Gillette is giving away some of those quadruple bladed razors, otherwise known as the Quattro, and they're giving them away for free.



Anyone know where I can get some more info on acquiring one of those bad boys?




Thanks in advance.

www.freerazors.com (http://www.spursreport.com)

[ORION]

www.freerazors.com (http://www.spursreport.com)

:lol
damn it !

[CuckingFunt]

HA HA HA HA HA WELL I LIKE TO KEEP THE EXTREME IN MY BACK POCKET FOR BULLET PROOFING

[Trainwreck2100]

some stupid bitch told me i looked like quentin tarantino. I'm gonna go jump out of a building now.

[ShoogarBear]

Whoa, page 3.

[CuckingFunt]

Whoa, page 3.

Why couldn't you just leave it there?

[ShoogarBear]

Why couldn't you just leave it there?

:dramaquee

[ShoogarBear]

The Quattro may be called upon for humanitarian assistance.

[CuckingFunt]

The Quattro may be called upon for humanitarian assistance.

Do we get to decide who receives this assistance?

[ShoogarBear]

Careful with the cynicism. You may need the Quattro's help when the Big Q hits Norcal.

[CuckingFunt]

Careful with the cynicism. You may need the Quattro's help when the Big Q hits Norcal.

I just want to make sure that I won't end up having to help Jerry Rivers.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Why couldn't you just leave it there?

+1.

[jman3000]

i turned down sex with a girl right now because she'd been drinking.

that's how i roll.

[ShoogarBear]

Whoa.

[florige]

i turned down sex with a girl right now because she'd been drinking.

that's how i roll.


What the hell happened to the jMan I used to know? WTF!!!???

[The Reckoning]

i just came back after a two year leave, and this forum is still alive...
unbelievable

[marini martini]

What the hell happened to the jMan I used to know, and love WTF!!!???

:lmao

[florige]

:lmao



You know thats not funny MM.:wow:nope

[Melmart1]

You know thats not funny MM.:wow:nope

She was probably drunk, she laughs at everything when she is drunk. I wonder how often she looks in the mirror when she is drunk.

[ORION]

oh great look who is here. Where are you watching the game tonight?

[batman2883]

were having a bbq at my boys apartment, he has like a 72 inch hd tv so its going down!!!

[Trainwreck2100]

I get to work tonight, hurray

[ORION]

were having a bbq at my boys apartment, he has like a 72 inch hd tv so its going down!!!

sounds fun but I'll be watching it with my son

[ORION]

I get to work tonight, hurray

This should be funny. Where do you work ?

[batman2883]

Are You Ready For Some Motherfuckin Football!!!!!

[batman2883]

sounds fun but I'll be watching it with my son

WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY, WE CAN FIX YOU, WE HAVE A TIME MACHINE, AND IM GOING TO TAKE IT APART BURN IT AND SMOKE THE CANCER OUT OF YOU

[ORION]

Are You Ready For Some Motherfuckin Football!!!!!

I have a felling Ware is going to hurt someone

[ORION]

WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY, WE CAN FIX YOU, WE HAVE A TIME MACHINE, AND IM GOING TO TAKE IT APART BURN IT AND SMOKE THE CANCER OUT OF YOU

:lol:lol:lol
That has to be one of the funniest scenes and Shake says Frylock get back here I must cure you and starts the torch and the very next scene is says "Damn it" and the house is burned down ! :lol:lol

[batman2883]

:lol:lol:lol
That has to be one of the funniest scenes and Shake says Frylock get back here I must cure you and starts the torch and the very next scene is says "Damn it" and the house is burned down ! :lol:lol

HELL YEAH THAT PART IS F'N HILARIOUS OR HOW ABOUT THIS ONE


"SHAKE WHAT DID YOU WIN....20 CENTS OFF MY NEXT ORDER OF WASABI FRIES!!!!!

WHAT ABOUT YOU CARL

TONIGHT YOU WILL GET YOUR DICK RIPPED OFF, THAT DOESNT SOUND RIGHT"

[Trainwreck2100]

This should be funny. Where do you work ?

cvs

[ORION]

cvs

Which dept ?

[Trainwreck2100]

its too small for depts

[ORION]

its too small for depts

I used to work for Eckerds fo years. We would check out the pictures.

[Trainwreck2100]

I used to work for Eckerds fo years. We would check out the pictures.

all the pics suck now thanks to digital cameras so we don't see much of anything.

[Trainwreck2100]

The last interesting thing seen was a drunk chubby girl in her panties.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I used to work for Eckerds fo years. We would check out the pictures.would you make duplicates of shots that were of interest?

[ORION]

The last interesting thing seen was a drunk chubby girl in her panties.

Yeah well I worked there a few years ago. We once saw this lesbo's pictures. Lets just say they were awesome. Then once we saw some pictures and 4 or 5 dudes with one chick.

[ORION]

would you make duplicates of shots that were of interest?

no. They actually stopped making duplicates because of this huge legal thing that happened way back then.

[batman2883]

Lame

[ORION]

Tainwreck, did you ever get a chance to use the restroom in the practice gym back at school and get to a certain spot were you could see things?

[Trainwreck2100]

Tainwreck, did you ever get a chance to use the restroom in the practice gym back at school and get to a certain spot were you could see things?

no

[ORION]

no

:lol:lol
I guess they stopped doing that. Too bad for you I guess. I remember one time in the showers we looked up and a girl girls had snuck in some how from their locker room and they were checking us out.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

no. They actually stopped making duplicates because of this huge legal thing that happened way back then.
what?

[ORION]

what?

well I believe it was in Florida but apparently one of the photo guys used to take some of the duplicates home and made a photo album and he had a party and it just so happened that one of the girls in his album ended up at the party and saw herself in the album.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

well I believe it was in Florida but apparently one of the photo guys used to take some of the duplicates home and made a photo album and he had a party and it just so happened that one of the girls in his album ended up at the party and saw herself in the album.ouch.

[ORION]

ouch.

well that dude deserved it. why make copies? and why break them out at a party.

[batman2883]

Viva La Revolucion

[ORION]

Viva La Revolucion

shut up you yo-yo

[ORION]

well I'm off to do some voice over work for the training department. Anything is better than sitting here doing jack crap

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Anything is better than sitting here doing jack crapi feel like taking a crap. i'm afraid. i had quite a bit of thai food the past couple of days and went overboard on the heat. wrong kind of "fire down below" than i prefer.

[ORION]

well that was fun. I had the most lines. The damn janitor chick was making all kinds of noise and her stupid walkie talkie kept going off while I was recording.

[ORION]

i feel like taking a crap. i'm afraid. i had quite a bit of thai food the past couple of days and went overboard on the heat. wrong kind of "fire down below" than i prefer.

I was thinking about this the other day. Have you ever been sitting there and some dude walks in with shoes that sound like a woman's shoe. you know it makes like a tap noise and think to yourself " oh crap ! I'm taking a dump in the womens restroom !!!"

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I was thinking about this the other day. Have you ever been sitting there and some dude walks in with shoes that sound like a woman's shoe. you know it makes like a tap noise and think to yourself " oh crap ! I'm taking a dump in the womens restroom !!!"
not me. i kinda have a "phobia" of walking into the wrong restroom. as i'm headed to the restroom i pretty much fixate on the "Mens" sign until it's no longer in front of me.

[ORION]

not me. i kinda have a "phobia" of walking into the wrong restroom. as i'm headed to the restroom i pretty much fixate on the "Mens" sign until it's no longer in front of me.

Well its those damn tappy shoes that make me think I'm bombing china in the woman's restroom

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Well its those damn tappy shoes that make me think I'm bombing china in the woman's restroom
my favorite thing to do when someone is already playing bombs over tokyo is to slam the stall door when i open it. slam the seat down and to thrown on the back thrusters to warp 5. the more loud, crude, and obnoxious the better. it's especially fun if they're still there when i leave 'cause then i do everything i did coming in in reverse.

[mrsmaalox]

my favorite thing to do when someone is already playing bombs over tokyo is to slam the stall door when i open it. slam the seat down and to thrown on the back thrusters to warp 5. the more loud, crude, and obnoxious the better. it's especially fun if they're still there when i leave 'cause then i do everything i did coming in in reverse.

You put that much thought and planning into taking a dump?! :wow

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You put that much thought and planning into taking a dump?! :wownot really. at this point it's second nature.

[ORION]

You put that much thought and planning into taking a dump?! :wow

At work its a man's sanctuary. Thats where all of my random posts come from.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

At work its a man's sanctuary. Thats where all of my random posts come from.
this man speaks truth.

[Sen. Craig]

I was thinking about this the other day. Have you ever been sitting there and some dude walks in with shoes that sound like a woman's shoe. you know it makes like a tap noise and think to yourself " oh crap ! I'm taking a dump in the womens restroom !!!"

It's all in the tap son.

[mrsmaalox]

At work its a man's sanctuary. Thats where all of my random posts come from.

So that's where you do your best work?:lol

[ORION]

So that's where you do your best work?:lol

oh and I've figured a way to post from my black berry. So sometimes I can post "fresh" material.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

oh and I've figured a way to post from my black berry. So sometimes I can post "fresh" material.me and a friend of mine used to do that. thank heavens he doesn't have a camera phone anymore.

[ORION]

me and a friend of mine used to do that. thank heavens he doesn't have a camera phone anymore.

:lol:lol
I would always take a picture of my pants around my ankles and send it to them while I was in there.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lol:lol
I would always take a picture of my pants around my ankles and send it to them while I was in there.ours were more graphic. no pics of our junk though.

[ORION]

ours were more graphic. no pics of our junk though.

:lmao
So you would send a picture of the actual pipe laying process?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lmao
So you would send a picture of the actual pipe laying process?
the results, yes. i would always send mine when i knew he was eating. i recall one resembling a basket of fries.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i hope someone is eating fries while reading this.

[ORION]

i hope someone is eating fries while reading this.

or soft serve ice cream.

[mrsmaalox]

You guys are pigs. But I thought pipe laying was a metaphor for something else :huh

[ORION]

You guys are pigs. But I thought pipe laying was a metaphor for something else :huh

So you've never pooped and talked about it? Yes pipe laying can mean something else but I think it describes pooping better.

[mrsmaalox]

So you've never pooped and talked about it? Yes pipe laying can mean something else but I think it describes pooping better.

:lol No I've never pooped and talked about it!! Why would I? Why is it anyone's business? Why would anyone even care?! :lol

[ashbeeigh]

:madrun fuck fuck fuck. The phone installer guys left a mess in our storage room and now my file cabinet key is lost. Thanks a lot assholes.

[ORION]

:madrun fuck fuck fuck. The phone installer guys left a mess in our storage room and now my file cabinet key is lost. Thanks a lot assholes.
Then you come in talking about assholes

[jman3000]

prostitutes carry razors... so dont fuck around

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lol No I've never pooped and talked about it!! Why would I? Why is it anyone's business? Why would anyone even care?! :lolwet blanket!!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:madrun fuck fuck fuck. The phone installer guys left a mess in our storage room and now my file cabinet key is lost. Thanks a lot assholes.
how can their incompetency eclipse yours by 50 points???

[ORION]

some douche bag thought it would be great to turn on the heater this morning at work.

[mrsmaalox]

I'll bet it was one of those people around here who wiped out HEB's water aisle prepping for the hurricane.

[ashbeeigh]

It turns out the asshole who stole the key was my coworker. He put it in my desk for safe keeping.

[ORION]

blah blah blah

[JudynTX]

Today is a good day for some soup. :D

[ORION]

Today is a good day for some soup. :D

Menudo !:hungry:

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Menudo !:hungry:
:vomit:

[JudynTX]

Menudo !:hungry:

Hmmm.....I do have a little bitty hangover! :p:

[Viva Las Espuelas]

me 3

[ORION]

Menudo is good all the time and not just for hang overs :pctoss

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Menudo is good all the time and not just for hang overs :pctoss
i guess you're pro-boiled pig stomach

[ORION]

i guess you're pro-boiled pig stomach

Its cow :wakeup

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Its cow :wakeup
well that makes me want to get a bowl now

















:vomit:

[mrsmaalox]

i guess you're pro-boiled pig stomach

Speaking of mexi-can'ts!!!! :lol And Orion is correct, menudo is a yummy treat anytime :tu

[ORION]

well that makes me want to get a bowl now

:lol:lol
I can eat that stuff all day and then toss it in the fridge and eat it the rest of the week.

[JudynTX]

:lol:lol
I can eat that stuff all day and then toss it in the fridge and eat it the rest of the week.

Ok, now you just made me sick! :wow

:lol

Every once in a blue moon for me.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Speaking of mexi-can'ts!!!! :lol And Orion is correct, menudo is a yummy treat anytime :tu
:vomit:

y'all probably like tripas.

[mrsmaalox]

:vomit:

y'all probably like tripas.

Nope.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Nope.
speaking of mexican'ts

[mrsmaalox]

speaking of mexican'ts

Would you change your position on menudo if it was from free range, grass fed cows? ;)

[ORION]

:vomit:

y'all probably like tripas.

I love it all ! Lengua , Barbacoa etc

[Viva Las Espuelas]

sorry to break up the internal organ intake talk, but these guys are the generators of my new found musical boner.
zoIJmb83Jb4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoIJmb83Jb4

enjoy

[mrsmaalox]

I love it all ! Lengua , Barbacoa etc

That's a bit much. Do you eat "buche"? What is that anyway?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Would you change your position on menudo if it was from free range, grass fed cows? ;):nope

[jman3000]

menudo is for mujados.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

menudo is for mujados.speaking of mexicant's

[Viva Las Espuelas]

sorry to break up the internal organ intake talk, but these guys are the generators of my new found musical boner.
zoIJmb83Jb4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoIJmb83Jb4

enjoy
who knew darth maul could carry a tune.

[jman3000]

You Were At The Register 4 With Your Gf I Assume, You Were Hispanic, Black Hair, Brown Eyes, Thought U Were Very Sexy. Hit Me Up I Was The Pregnant Girl In Front Of You In Line.... Lets Hookup

[jman3000]

fucking craigslist.

you are the best.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

fucking craigslist.

you are the best.
i know. a buddy of mine busted his girl whoring herself out on there. luckily they weren't together too long.

[jman3000]

there's a small chance she was talking about me.

i was at the walmart at brooks city base a few days ago. i dont remember a prego in front of me... but i do remember a lady being really close to me even though i didnt know her... possibly the mistaken girlfriend?

we should totally hook up.

[jman3000]

i should whore myself out on CL and see how it goes.

[jman3000]

i mean... if there's horny pregos out there wanting sex... imagine the possibilities

[Viva Las Espuelas]

there's a small chance she was talking about me.

i was at the walmart at brooks city base a few days ago. i dont remember a prego in front of me... but i do remember a lady being really close to me even though i didnt know her... possibly the mistaken girlfriend?

we should totally hook up.
i don't think it was you, dude. clearly someone wanting to locate a dude that has a Mario-like mustache sprouting from their face would surely indicate that in their description of said fellow. just a thought.

[jman3000]

the mustache is recent... it had a goatee attached to it until recentlyl... i let it fly solo just a couple days ago.

[angel_luv]

Marini sighting. :)

[ORION]

I got about a thousand fucking voice mails !!! I'm just going to delete all of them. Fuck this shit !!!!!!!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

oAmIS64Uw_g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAmIS64Uw_g