Rappin' Shaq R.I.P.

[DPG21920]

Looks like Ruben Patterson's coming up next. I don't know about the raps, but he'll show Kobe a thing or two about sex crimes.

Ouch

[GuerillaBlack]

Where the fuck is Rappin Ron Artest?

And this thread is a beauty. :lmao

[Rappin' Ruben]

you thought this thread was classic?
GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE SON!!!
its just aint the same without BIG RUBEN PATTERSON!!!!
outta the league, thats whats i've beens for YEARS!
when i was ins it, i got Kobe sheddin TEARS!!!
KOBE STOPPER, KOBE STOPPER!! thats what Kemp chants,
i'll resort to anything, i'll even pull down his pants.
AWWWWW SHITT! but ARtest already done that mess,
instead of his pants, i'll pull down his DRESS!!
that walking vagina, who does he think he is?
his free throw totals, ALMOST AS MUCH AS SHAQ'S WEIGHT!!!

THE NBA IS A JOKE, ITS RIGGED I TELL YA,
OLD FELLA,
YOUR LYRICS ARE SKEWED,
AND CRUDE.
I SPIT THE LYRICS AND YO KNOW ITS THE TRUTH, YOU EAT COW DUKE!!
Im on my break PRETTY SOON I GOTSTA TO GO BACK TO THE CELL,
and my life will go on as a living....
HELLL!!

[Rappin Robert Horry]

Turns out an Argie owned Greek joined to the party
You went back to Greece
To be with your sorry ass momy

You ain't no baller
You're just a Ball Hogger
Jacked up the last shot against us
And headed your team crying to the lockers

You think you're T-Mac?
So then Baby Shaq is fucking Wilt Chamberlain

You can go now and play another qualifier
You are just making the tournament
To yet again get some Argentine Ownage

I don't need to prove i'm a better baller than you
I was a starter on the second best NBA's winning streak
So now tell me, what did you go out and win with your team?
Made the final in 2006
To then let Spain spank you like a twink

I am crafty yes and also predictable
Better playing on the NBA
Than on the Eurolegue shitty ass tournie

Now go and get the new Roadrunner package
Maybe that'll make you faster
And y'all get to feel how my ass taste

Now I'm gonna need to clear something up
yo rhymes is whack and your posting sucks

I am crafty yes and also predictable
Better playing on the NBA
Than on the Eurolegue shitty ass tournie
That shit's so weak it belongs on a gurney
Your in my town playing my position
Too bad your a poor man's eddie griffin
I'm putting this in a language you would know
"Tu rhymos estas muy shitty-o"
you should be saddened yo words a disgrace
You Scola tell my how my ass tastes

[RappinRaja BellRinga]

Turns out an Argie owned Greek joined to the party
You went back to Greece
To be with your sorry ass momy

You ain't no baller
You're just a Ball Hogger
Jacked up the last shot against us
And headed your team crying to the lockers

You think you're T-Mac?
So then Baby Shaq is fucking Wilt Chamberlain

You can go now and play another qualifier
You are just making the tournament
To yet again get some Argentine Ownage

I don't need to prove i'm a better baller than you
I was a starter on the second best NBA's winning streak
So now tell me, what did you go out and win with your team?
Made the final in 2006
To then let Spain spank you like a twink

I am crafty yes and also predictable
Better playing on the NBA
Than on the Eurolegue shitty ass tournie

Now go and get the new Roadrunner package
Maybe that'll make you faster
And y'all get to feel how my ass taste

Scole, Give it up just leave with you CHEST HIGH
It's bad enough they sell your tau dvds 10 for a dollar at BEST BUY!
Give it a REST, WHY?
cause you're a bum, a long haired version of the greesed up DEAF GUY!
http://kyle.vcxz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/greasedupdeafuy.jpg
You're the best? LIE!--I'll FOLD YA!!
Chew you up and spit you out like some Skoal--HUH!?
http://www.esmokes.com/images/styles/skoalclass.jpg

You're another argie fag on some HO SHIT,in the locker room u BLOW DICK
At the rim you're like shitty car jacks, you get NO LIFT!!
So go get who ya gon get, you'll start screaming like YANI (camarena)
and we all remember feb 15 when you got banged on by BARGNANI!!

[resistanze]

This thread might be the biggest win and fail in internet history.

[BlackSwordsMan]

kobe and shaq are the only good ones everyone else blows

[DPG21920]

V-Span and Horry destroy Scola

[DPG21920]

kobe and shaq are the only good ones everyone else blows

They are the overall best, but there has been some other good ones

[GuerillaBlack]

Now I'm gonna need to clear something up
yo rhymes is whack and your posting sucks

That shit's so weak it belongs on a gurney
Your in my town playing my position
Too bad your a poor man's eddie griffin
I'm putting this in a language you would know
"Tu rhymos estas muy shitty-o"
you should be saddened yo words a disgrace
You Scola tell my how my ass tastes

*claps*

Bravo. :lmao

[Trainwreck2100]

This thread might be the biggest win and fail in internet history.

I'm gonna say win is
Shaq
Kobe
Manu
Horry
VSpan

Maybe's go to
biedrins
Timmy
and I know you guys like KBP but I ignore him so its not my thing

Everyone else is fail

[RappinRaja BellRinga]

Now I'm gonna need to clear something up
yo rhymes is whack and your posting sucks

That shit's so weak it belongs on a gurney
Your in my town playing my position
Too bad your a poor man's eddie griffin
I'm putting this in a language you would know
"Tu rhymos estas muy shitty-o"
you should be saddened yo words a disgrace
You Scola tell my how my ass tastes

Almost forgot Rob, aye man can I get some D-League TICKETS?
Well hell, you'll probably end up in alabama in the back yard wit CRICKETS
What happened? playing with you used to be an HONOR
Now you get booted and the spurs still kept BONNER!!

Oh I get it, they didn't wanna foot the oxygen tank BILL
You should go back to L.A so Timmy can further his highlight tape REEL!
You fake enforcer, even the young kids give you a beat DOWN
Ya game is rusty, everytime you're in the post we hear a squeek SOUND!

So just leave now, the suns LL scorch ya
and the end of ya career will LACK GRACE
I'll dunk on you and spread my legs, so how does the CRACK TASTE?

[DPG21920]

I like Rappin Biedrins

[Trainwreck2100]

I like Rappin Biedrins

He's only done 2 so that's why he's maybe for me

[I Love Me Some Me]

Can I request a Rappin' Kori Ellis?

[Hype Man Manu]

Now I'm gonna need to clear something up
yo rhymes is whack and your posting sucks

That shit's so weak it belongs on a gurney
Your in my town playing my position
Too bad your a poor man's eddie griffin
I'm putting this in a language you would know
"Tu rhymos estas muy shitty-o"
you should be saddened yo words a disgrace
You Scola tell my how my ass tastes

OOOHHHHH BLACK MAN ESPANOL!
ESTAN MUY SHITTY-O
WHAT?!
ESTAN MUY SHITTY-O
ROB DICE QUE ERES MUY SHITTY-O!

JUST THROW YOUR HANDS UP
THROW YOUR HANDS UP!
EVERYBODY THROW YOUR HANDS UP!
:lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2:

[DPG21920]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[DPG21920]

I can't get any school work done because this is so sweet

[DPG21920]

rappin shaq is back

[Rappin' Shaq]

Too much sorry bullshit in this thread, it needs to stop
Rappers turnin into bitches worse than Kobe with the cops
Rhymes so old & weak they need a Walker like Herschel
Stupid ass shit worse than my Vitamin Water commercial

He's got a few skills but not much, so small props to Rappin' Biedrins
Rappin' Nash fails so bad the taste of my ass is too good for him
Rappin' Scola so damn pitiful that the shit is just sad
He's gettin bombed on so bad he should change his name to Baghdad

Only a few worthy rappers in this sea of wack doodoo
Rappin' Shaq & Horry are elite, assisted by Hype Man Manu,
All you other wack ass rappers get the fuck out this place
Get a gay train goin and find out how each other's ass taste

[Medvedenko]

Too much sorry bullshit in this thread, it needs to stop
Rappers turnin into bitches worse than Kobe with the cops
Rhymes so old & weak they need a Walker like Herschel
Stupid ass shit worse than my Vitamin Water commercial

He's got a few skills but not much, so small props to Rappin' Biedrins
Rappin' Nash fails so bad the taste of my ass is too good for him
Rappin' Scola so damn pitiful that the shit is just sad
He's gettin bombed on so bad he should change his name to Baghdad

Only a few worthy rappers in this sea of wack doodoo
Rappin' Shaq & Horry are elite, assisted by Hype Man Manu,
All you other wack ass rappers get the fuck out this place
Get a gay train goin and find out how each other's ass taste

:lmao

[rAm]

Too much sorry bullshit in this thread, it needs to stop
Rappers turnin into bitches worse than Kobe with the cops
Rhymes so old & weak they need a Walker like Herschel
Stupid ass shit worse than my Vitamin Water commercial

He's got a few skills but not much, so small props to Rappin' Biedrins
Rappin' Nash fails so bad the taste of my ass is too good for him
Rappin' Scola so damn pitiful that the shit is just sad
He's gettin bombed on so bad he should change his name to Baghdad

Only a few worthy rappers in this sea of wack doodoo
Rappin' Shaq & Horry are elite, assisted by Hype Man Manu,
All you other wack ass rappers get the fuck out this place
Get a gay train goin and find out how each other's ass taste

damn owned

[Hype Man Manu]

How each others ass taste
YO HOW EACH OTHERS ASS TASTE

IN A SEA OF WACK DOODOO
YEAH HE SAID DOODOO


PUT 'EM UP
PUT 'EM UP

[RonMexico]

Too much sorry bullshit in this thread, it needs to stop
Rappers turnin into bitches worse than Kobe with the cops
Rhymes so old & weak they need a Walker like Herschel
Stupid ass shit worse than my Vitamin Water commercial

He's got a few skills but not much, so small props to Rappin' Biedrins
Rappin' Nash fails so bad the taste of my ass is too good for him
Rappin' Scola so damn pitiful that the shit is just sad
He's gettin bombed on so bad he should change his name to Baghdad

Only a few worthy rappers in this sea of wack doodoo
Rappin' Shaq & Horry are elite, assisted by Hype Man Manu,
All you other wack ass rappers get the fuck out this place
Get a gay train goin and find out how each other's ass taste

Dominant... it's official. I'm dying here. Literally, my boss is calling my extension and I can't pick-up b/c I'm laughing too hard.

[I Love Me Some Me]

Fuckin' Manu is killing me. :rollin :lol

[Rapping Mr. Robinson]

I came here to do God's work and try to make peace
to see if I could find a way to make these hostilities cease
I know some of you might not think I'm "cool"
but it's time for Mr. Robinson to take you back to school
Back in the day I was a high flying slammer
but I never lost sight of the importance of good grammar.
Active verbs should always end in I-N-G
Never have I seen such abuse of the apostrophe

It appalls me to think that this garbage evolved from jazz
Duke Ellington had more talent than any rapping troll has
Get some good music kids-some Coltrane, some Mingus
instead of reading 15 pages devoted to analingus

I'd really like to help you all, that's what I came to do
Get some Jesus in your life, you'll be like David too.
Shaq, I'm older but a hundred pounds lighter than you
Perhaps it's because in hard times you seek comfort in food.
You won't find happiness in a box of Krispy Cremes
I think you lash out in your raps because of a lack of self esteem

And I need to have a word with you too young Kobe
You should not break marriage vows and engage in sodomy
According to God your seed should go in one place
I know "it's your thing" but it should not be on a woman's face.

And this last message goes to all the rapping trolls,
you should not speak of such deviant uses for your holes.
You should not rhyme about placing your testicles on a man's chin
Don't you know homosexuality is a sin?

But I forgive you all, we should all turn the other cheek
Shaq if you start now you might get yours turned by next week
I want you all to be kind, gentle, pure, and chaste
Now join me for communion on Sunday and tell me how my Lord taste!

[monosylab1k]

tell me how my Lord taste!

:lmao the rest of it was pretty good too, but this is the best line in the thread

[Rappin' Timmy]

Too much sorry bullshit in this thread, it needs to stop
Rappers turnin into bitches worse than Kobe with the cops
Rhymes so old & weak they need a Walker like Herschel
Stupid ass shit worse than my Vitamin Water commercial

He's got a few skills but not much, so small props to Rappin' Biedrins
Rappin' Nash fails so bad the taste of my ass is too good for him
Rappin' Scola so damn pitiful that the shit is just sad
He's gettin bombed on so bad he should change his name to Baghdad

Only a few worthy rappers in this sea of wack doodoo
Rappin' Shaq & Horry are elite, assisted by Hype Man Manu,
All you other wack ass rappers get the fuck out this place
Get a gay train goin and find out how each other's ass taste

Rappin' Shaq? I'm sorry but those rhymes had no flow
Rhyming Manu with doodoo, that just fuckin blows
Sorry to say this Shaq, but you don't run this place
Now you gotta tell me HOW MY ASS TASTE!!!

[rAm]

I came here to do God's work and try to make peace
to see if I could find a way to make these hostilities cease
I know some of you might not think I'm "cool"
but it's time for Mr. Robinson to take you back to school
Back in the day I was a high flying slammer
but I never lost sight of the importance of good grammar.
Active verbs should always end in I-N-G
Never have I seen such abuse of the apostrophe

It appalls me to think that this garbage evolved from jazz
Duke Ellington had more talent than any rapping troll has
Get some good music kids-some Coltrane, some Mingus
instead of reading 15 pages devoted to analingus

I'd really like to help you all, that's what I came to do
Get some Jesus in your life, you'll be like David too.
Shaq, I'm older but a hundred pounds lighter than you
Perhaps it's because in hard times you seek comfort in food.
You won't find happiness in a box of Krispy Cremes
I think you lash out in your raps because of a lack of self esteem

And I need to have a word with you too young Kobe
You should not break marriage vows and engage in sodomy
According to God your seed should go in one place
I know "it's your thing" but it should not be on a woman's face.

And this last message goes to all the rapping trolls,
you should not speak of such deviant uses for your holes.
You should not rhyme about placing your testicles on a man's chin
Don't you know homosexuality is a sin?

But I forgive you all, we should all turn the other cheek
Shaq if you start now you might get yours turned by next week
I want you all to be kind, gentle, pure, and chaste
Now join me for communion on Sunday and tell me how my Lord taste!

:lol clever, i like it

[I Love Me Some Me]

:rollin
Five-oH with a late rally!

[Rappin' V-Span]

Rappin Shaq is my favorite but not quite my hero
I'm about to serve him up like a Greek Gyro
I'm Shaq's idol, he's looking up to me
Don't cater to these other rappers, I'm the one to please
So get on your knees, since your so quick to be gay
Close your damn mouth, that shit V-Span don't play

Please, you don't include V-Span in your rapping hall-of-fame
V-Span is man, BEST REMEMBER THE NAME
Im at the top of my game, even though its Europe
I bet you'd eat the whole country if it was covered in syrup
So damn consumed with catching Tim D
You've developed a complex, its called "look at me"

I respect you though, at least your rhymes
You need to drop some pounds
While I'm droppin my dimes
So next time you rap, remember V-Spans face
Your no longer the Sheriff, so tell me how my ass taste!

[GuerillaBlack]

Too much sorry bullshit in this thread, it needs to stop
Rappers turnin into bitches worse than Kobe with the cops
Rhymes so old & weak they need a Walker like Herschel
Stupid ass shit worse than my Vitamin Water commercial

He's got a few skills but not much, so small props to Rappin' Biedrins
Rappin' Nash fails so bad the taste of my ass is too good for him
Rappin' Scola so damn pitiful that the shit is just sad
He's gettin bombed on so bad he should change his name to Baghdad

Only a few worthy rappers in this sea of wack doodoo
Rappin' Shaq & Horry are elite, assisted by Hype Man Manu,
All you other wack ass rappers get the fuck out this place
Get a gay train goin and find out how each other's ass taste

Holy shit. This is fucking win. Amazing. :lmao

i cant breathe.

[Hype Man Manu]

I came here to do God's work and try to make peace
to see if I could find a way to make these hostilities cease
I know some of you might not think I'm "cool"
but it's time for Mr. Robinson to take you back to school
Back in the day I was a high flying slammer
but I never lost sight of the importance of good grammar.
Active verbs should always end in I-N-G
Never have I seen such abuse of the apostrophe

It appalls me to think that this garbage evolved from jazz
Duke Ellington had more talent than any rapping troll has
Get some good music kids-some Coltrane, some Mingus
instead of reading 15 pages devoted to analingus

I'd really like to help you all, that's what I came to do
Get some Jesus in your life, you'll be like David too.
Shaq, I'm older but a hundred pounds lighter than you
Perhaps it's because in hard times you seek comfort in food.
You won't find happiness in a box of Krispy Cremes
I think you lash out in your raps because of a lack of self esteem

And I need to have a word with you too young Kobe
You should not break marriage vows and engage in sodomy
According to God your seed should go in one place
I know "it's your thing" but it should not be on a woman's face.

And this last message goes to all the rapping trolls,
you should not speak of such deviant uses for your holes.
You should not rhyme about placing your testicles on a man's chin
Don't you know homosexuality is a sin?

But I forgive you all, we should all turn the other cheek
Shaq if you start now you might get yours turned by next week
I want you all to be kind, gentle, pure, and chaste
Now join me for communion on Sunday and tell me how my Lord taste!

Yeah WHAT WHAT WHAT
STOP WITH THE ANALINGUS
WHAT?!
HE SAID ANALINGUS
ANALINGUS YO!

NUTS ON THE CHINS
NUH NUH NUTS ON THE CHINS!

THIS COMING FROM THE GREATEST SPUR THAT'S EVER BEEN!

YO ADMIRAL TIME TO TURN THE OTHER CHEEK!

PUT 'EM UP
PUT 'EM UP!

[Rappin' Biedrins]

Scola that was the weakest shit i've ever seen,
lyrics uglier than a Mark Cuban sex scene.
but what about V-Span what's he got to show?
your still in Europe, even though you were drafted years ago
and your twenty-six. so what does that mean?
bitch, i made it over here when i was only eighteen.
You cried to Van Gundy, wanted to play,
but instead sat on the bench, and watched everyday
claimed your better than T-Mac,now what you smokin?
you say that here and people know you be jokin.
it only took me five games, to get rid of Foyle's sorry ass,
so whats taking you so long, please let me ask.
take your Greek shit and go back to your place,
but please, tell me how my ass taste!

[RappinRaja BellRinga]

Too much sorry bullshit in this thread, it needs to stop
Rappers turnin into bitches worse than Kobe with the cops
Rhymes so old & weak they need a Walker like Herschel
Stupid ass shit worse than my Vitamin Water commercial

He's got a few skills but not much, so small props to Rappin' Biedrins
Rappin' Nash fails so bad the taste of my ass is too good for him
Rappin' Scola so damn pitiful that the shit is just sad
He's gettin bombed on so bad he should change his name to Baghdad

Only a few worthy rappers in this sea of wack doodoo
Rappin' Shaq & Horry are elite, assisted by Hype Man Manu,
All you other wack ass rappers get the fuck out this place
Get a gay train goin and find out how each other's ass taste

I don't know what's worse, his rhymes or his movies
while you're in nyc clubs im with shaunie in the jacuzzi
your career is done, but online you can rhyme some
Timmy owns you and you got dunked on by bynum

Some ppl laugh at you just cause every1 else does youre Jimmy Fallon
Still love the fat kids huh?, touchin em at the the big shaq challenge

Doin child pornos after your albums were wack
that's why you were with Aaron Carter, that's how I "Beat" Shaq :jack
how'd you let a pussy run you off your team?
and i know why you left orlando, you got owned by the dream
you ruined phx, they dont have mych cap space
when your contract is up phx LL say how does my ass taste

[Trainwreck2100]

I don't know what's worse, his rhymes or his movies
while you're in nyc clubs im with shaunie in the jacuzzi
your career is done, but online you can rhyme some
Timmy owns you and you got dunked on by bynum

Some ppl laugh at you just cause every1 else does youre Jimmy Fallon
Still love the fat kids huh?, touchin em at the the big shaq challenge

Doin child pornos after your albums were wack
that's why you were with Aaron Carter, that's how I "Beat" Shaq :jack
how'd you let a pussy run you off your team?
and i know why you left orlando, you got owned by the dream
you ruined phx, they dont have mych cap space
when your contract is up phx LL say how does my ass taste
Aren't you on the same team?

[RappinRaja BellRinga]

Aren't you on the same team?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/36/The_gesture02.jpg


The only team i'm on is with me and my bank account, so FUCK You.

[Rappin' V-Span]

Scola that was the weakest shit i've ever seen,
lyrics uglier than a Mark Cuban sex scene.
but what about V-Span what's he got to show?
your still in Europe, even though you were drafted years ago
and your twenty-six. so what does that mean?
bitch, i made it over here when i was only eighteen.
You cried to Van Gundy, wanted to play,
but instead sat on the bench, and watched everyday
claimed your better than T-Mac,now what you smokin?
you say that here and people know you be jokin.
it only took me five games, to get rid of Foyle's sorry ass,
so whats taking you so long, please let me ask.
take your Greek shit and go back to your place,
but please, tell me how my ass taste!


Europe is the shit, I love living there
They've got nude beaches and tits everywhere
Callin out V-Span won't get you far
Its sad that your hairs more of a standout than you are
It must be really hard to catch a damn lob
10 million dollars for that, Hey Warriors: GOOD JOB!

Don't you ever forget, its the guard that runs shit
If I didn't pass you the ball, you couldn't find your own dick
Your useless, even on a Nellie team
If you make a free throw, all your coaches cream

I don't care if you come at me in a dream with a gang of guys
If you hit me, you'd better wake up and apologize
Losing Baron Davis hurts, but don't cry all in this place
Grab some more hair gel, and tell me how my ass taste

[P Jiddy]

I hate to interrupt a thread that's destined for the Classics
But I'd like to wax a little philosophic on your asses

Shaq and Kobe talkin shit is only compensation
For the thing that they've been missing ever since their separation

See... Shaq and Kobe used to have an intimate friendship
And by that I mean they used to share the same bed on road trips

Forgive me if you think that what I'm bout to say is crass
But Shaq was the Most Dominant Ever on Kobe's red ass

We owned the league for years and we were bout to get it back
Till Kobe found the Diesel face deep in Karl Malone's crack

Ever since that day they been goin at it like exes
And letting all the glory go to mother fucking Texas

So as King said, Can't we all just get along
And go back to the time when you sucked each other's dong?

I've never tasted ass... I rather prefer wine
But perhaps you closet faggots might enjoy a taste of mine


(Phil me, uh, uh, Phil me)

[manufor3]

manu is gonna kill me

[Brutalis]

Let me know when any of this starts to be funny at all.

[Rap Kill Bill Pana]

I sick and tiring of hear NBA is best,
EuroLeague #1 and much better than rest,
Opinion is excuse for stupid argument made,
If USA fan want know how game is played,
Come Greece and I shows you real ball,
VSpan is quick and make shots fall

All Americas are lies and your womens fatter,
You is need learn how to read better

[DPG21920]

Let me know when any of this starts to be funny at all.

Get a sense of humor!

[Rappin' Biedrins]

Europe is the shit, I love living there
They've got nude beaches and tits everywhere
Callin out V-Span won't get you far
Its sad that your hairs more of a standout than you are
It must be really hard to catch a damn lob
10 million dollars for that, Hey Warriors: GOOD JOB!

Don't you ever forget, its the guard that runs shit
If I didn't pass you the ball, you couldn't find your own dick
Your useless, even on a Nellie team
If you make a free throw, all your coaches cream

I don't care if you come at me in a dream with a gang of guys
If you hit me, you'd better wake up and apologize
Losing Baron Davis hurts, but don't cry all in this place
Grab some more hair gel, and tell me how my ass taste

nude beaches? do i really need to even call you out on that?
well here it goes, you asked for it asshat.
i have my own wife, i get some whenever i want her,
while your still looking for your first female phone number.

the rest of this i cant even make fun of, it doesnt make sense,
maybe Mr. Robinson can school you on proper verb tense.
you've got some work to do, better pick up the pace,
but until then, keep tellin me how my ass taste

[Rappin' V-Span]

I sick and tiring of hear NBA is best,
EuroLeague #1 and much better than rest,
Opinion is excuse for stupid argument made,
If USA fan want know how game is played,
Come Greece and I shows you real ball,
VSpan is quick and make shots fall

All Americas are lies and your womens fatter,
You is need learn how to read better

V-Span and K-B-P!
V-Span and K-B-P!

For all of you whos home is for lease
Pack up your bags and move into Greece

For all of you whos home is for lease
Pack up your bags and move into Greece

[xtremesteven33]

Let me know when any of this starts to be funny at all.



i agree.....rappin shaq is hilarious, so is kobe....the manu rap thing is just not funny.....:wakeup

[rAm]

Let me know when any of this starts to be funny at all.

Let me know when you stop sucking dick.

[DPG21920]

Manu is just acting like a hype man, he is not trying to rap

[Rappin' V-Span]

nude beaches? do i really need to even call you out on that?
well here it goes, you asked for it asshat.
i have my own wife, i get some whenever i want her,
while your still looking for your first female phone number.

the rest of this i cant even make fun of, it doesnt make sense,
maybe Mr. Robinson can school you on proper verb tense.
you've got some work to do, better pick up the pace,
but until then, keep tellin me how my ass taste

I am glad you keep talking all about your wife
Do you think she'll be there for the rest of your life?
What happens if your money goes thin like air
Theres plenty of rich ugly dudes everywhere

Congrats, you get one pussy for life
V-Span taps new girls almost every single night
What are you talking about, you can't make fun
Don't make lame excuses cause theres no ammo in your gun

I am tired of this, I have served and owned you
I'm really happy you can get your own wife to bone you
Now if you know when to quit, you can save some face
Take your wife to Olive Garden and tell me how my ass taste!

[Rappin' Ruben]

this thread cant stop, it needs a little HITCH!!
so what better, than to get RUBEN PATTERSON UP IN THIS BITCH!!!
look at you two Euro shits arguin over your sex life,
MY GAME'S SO SHARP, SHARPER THAN A MOTHERFUCKIN KNIIIIFE!!
FAT BITCHES, BLACK BITCHES, SKANKY BITCHES, STANKY BITCHES,
BUSTY BITCHES, MUSTY BITCHES!!
I'VE FUCKED ALL THE BITCHES, i can teach Kobe a thang or two,
WHITE GIRL FROM COLORADO??? I AINT IMPRESSED!
BITCH YOU DID YOU FORGET? SHE AINT EVEN UNDRESSED!!
are you kidding me? i thought you were the black mamba,
call me the KOBE STOPPER, call her THE MAMBA STOPPER!!!!
UH, UH, YEOOOOOOOWOWOWOOOOOOW,
Uh, Uh, BITCH, BITCH
AINT NOTHIN BUT A TRICK you fagg0ts need to take your shit somewhere else
QUICK!!!
just like my head my flow is INSANE, ya'll cant touch this,
im the best that ever was, ever will be, and wont ever be defeated.
its over now better turn off the switch, cause
BIG RUBEN PATTERSON UP OUTTA THIS BITCH!!!

[Rappin Robert Horry]

Look it's the first guy to call me out
in a battle of careers I win in a rout
you try to start shit and you ain't fit to mow my lawn
when it comes to bball you're a power wheels, and I'm Megatron
At 30 i won 3 times on the way to four
At 30 you were picking canadians off the floor
You can't step to this, you ain't in my class
Borris would lose a game savin your ass
ive made more clutch shots cause I got balls of lead
You ain't done shit, cause you got a vagina with no tread
I had to end my career through a simple twist of fate
I wore all my rings, and knees gave due to weight
When it comes to this shit you nothin but a fake
Hey Raja tell me how my ass tastes

[IronMexican]

This thread needs to be stopped now and placed in classics before more people fuck it up.

[AnotherArgie]

Agreed.

[dallaskd]

Leonard has yall going good.

[Rappin' Rubio]

Dear Rappers

Get the fuck out, your master is, here
I'll own you on the court, like Cheney owned a, deer

Come draft time I'll be the number one choice for a, pick
Just like you're wife's number one choice for a, dick

She likes to call me, papi
And when im done her Vagina is so, sloppy

I stretch out her, "V-Span"
as far as i, can

It's now much, wider
And now more fun to, ride her

When I have kids, I'll name them all Toby
And show them clips of when Rudy lit up Kobe

Kobe, did that white girl at least have a nice thong?
I dont know what sickens me more
All your rhymes, or the Oden infatuation by tlong

When I enter the league, Ill be a thunder!
Yes I can't wait, Rubio the Thunder!!
I liked the show THUNDERCATS!!!
HOOOOOOOOOO!!!!



You rappers are, pussies
I just owned all your, tooshies

Adios putos

[DPG21920]

Rubio is the only one worse than Scola, there should be a vote for a rappin tournament and only those allowed to post

[IronMexican]

All weak raps need to be deleted, and this placed in classics ASAP!

[dirk4mvp]

Leonard has yall going good.


would you mind not sucking his cock so much and go fuck your cousin :rolleyes

[DPG21920]

All weak raps need to be deleted, and this placed in classics ASAP!

Some of the weak raps (like Scola's) got ripped up and it was awesome.

[Rappin' T Park]

Alright guys enough, that’s it, time to call this thread a rap.
As for me its time for my late night snack.
Rappin’ Shaq is by far the #1 poster.
I aint no rapper, I just eat and build roller coasters.

All you little chumps need to get a life.
By the way, Angel Luv, will you be my wife?
Just sitting her waiting for this game to be over.
Bout to watch McCain dominate and take the world over.

Most of you bitches don’t like me or find me funny.
I don’t give a fuck because I got more money.
Look at me, fuck you hoes, I aint getting any bigger.
So do you your little gay jokes, I BELONG TO CLUB RICHER!!




Fucking Communist

[mavs>spurs2]

lol

[IronMexican]

not bad, Rappin' Tpark, not bad at all

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

:lol

[lurker]

Hype Man Manu and Rapping Mr. Robinson FTW.

[duncan228]

Fun thread. Shaq, Kobe, and Horry are great. And Manu is killing me. :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Hokey smokes.

[Trainwreck2100]

Hokey smokes.

you leave and look what pops up

[resistanze]

Rapping Mr. Robinson is pretty damn good.

[Rappin' Pierce]

I'm tired of listening to all you posers jeer
While I got here through blood sweat and tears.
Haters question my supremacy
But they can't deny I resurrected Boston's dynasty.
I deposed the King
Ripped through the Prince.
Took out the reigning MVP
And won a ring even with the choke artist KG.

Yo Kobe we have a lot of shit in common
I, too, got away with rape this year in Boston.
But I went one step further, try this on for size
My rape of you was fuckin' televised.

So all you posers this ain't no gymboree
You little kids are faker than my knee injury.
I'm the best player in the world
My uniform, my armor, the ball, my sword.
Those who cross me I will lay to waste
Yo kobe prince james horford tell me how my ass tastes.

[Spurminator]

Rapping Mr. Robinson made me weep with tears of joyful laughter.

[ShoogarBear]

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[dirk4mvp]

Hokey smokes.


this kinda puts your haiku thread to shame :(

[Trainwreck2100]

looks like this thread finally cooled down

[BWS-1994]

When will the album Spurstalk - Rap Compilation come out?

[ShoogarBear]

this kinda puts your haiku thread to shame :(

I was born in the wrong century . . . and country.

[IronMexican]

looks like this thread finally cooled down

Or maybe the one guy making all the good rhymes finally logged off.

[Hype Man Manu]

Look it's the first guy to call me out
in a battle of careers I win in a rout
you try to start shit and you ain't fit to mow my lawn
when it comes to bball you're a power wheels, and I'm Megatron
At 30 i won 3 times on the way to four
At 30 you were picking canadians off the floor
You can't step to this, you ain't in my class
Borris would lose a game savin your ass
ive made more clutch shots cause I got balls of lead
You ain't done shit, cause you got a vagina with no tread
I had to end my career through a simple twist of fate
I wore all my rings, and knees gave due to weight
When it comes to this shit you nothin but a fake
Hey Raja tell me how my ass tastes

Yo Yo Yo YOYOYOYYYO
Bring 'em out
Bring 'em out

His balls are made of lead
WHAT?!
Mutha Fuckin Lead!
Yo Raja your vag ain't got no tread
YOUR VAG AIN'T GOT NO TREAD!


PUT 'EM UP
PUT 'EM UP

EVERYBODY IN THE 210
THROW YOUR MUTHAFUCKIN HANDS UP
AND ACT LIKE YOU KNOW


JUST WAVE 'EM
JUST WAVE 'EM

[Trainwreck2100]

Or maybe the one guy making all the good rhymes finally logged off.

It's got to be more than one guy

[dirk4mvp]

It's got to be more than one guy


if it is one guy, someone has way too much time on their hands.

[Trainwreck2100]

if it is one guy, someone has way too much time on their hands.

half the people here have way too much time on their hands

[ShoogarBear]

It's got to be more than one guy

Or girl.

[Trainwreck2100]

Or girl.

nah

[dirk4mvp]

half the people here have way too much time on their hands

that narrows it down

[IronMexican]

It's got to be more than one guy

You don't know what I...I mean he is capable of:p:

[ShoogarBear]

Or girl.


nah

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=366859&postcount=119


Some of you fools need to put your cards on the table
To think you're cool is such a fable
You come in the forum acting crazy and loud
Frontin' like you got something to be proud
When push to comes to shove you run like bitches
Just like when your mama used to beat you with switches


http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=366897&postcount=140


This thread has finally taken the right turn
but some you brothas gots somethin' to learn
Manny's hidin' behind bitches, be it Jekka or Mandy
Sequ's short as a midget, but that might come in handy
And ginobili_is_god, you best listen to me
I've seen better (w)rap in a gift shop than I've heard from Jay-Z

[duncan228]

Shoogar pulls out classic Kori. Nice. :gpower

[Rappin Kori Ellis]

Hey gimmicks tell me how my banstick taste

[Kori Ellis]

Hey gimmicks tell me how my banstick taste

Don't use my name in user names, thanks.

[Kori Ellis]

Oh.. and I can definitely out rap anyone in this thread but none of the Rappin' trolls are me.

[Indazone]

lol classic

[anakha]

Oh.. and I can definitely out rap anyone in this thread

Is that an open challenge? :lol

[Kevin Blackistone]

Oh.. and I can definitely out rap anyone in this thread...

Not if those two raps, I mean (w)raps, above are any indication...

[TheMadHatter]

This thread needs to be shutdown immediately and all shit raps need to be deleted. We need a poll of the 5 top rappers, their posts can stay. Everyone else go bye-bye.

[Bigzax]

2 1 in the 2 1 ohhhh....was :lmao

and Drob laid it down!

props!

[ShoogarBear]

Oh.. and I can definitely out rap anyone in this thread but none of the Rappin' trolls are me.

Tactical error. Rappin' Shaq doesn't take you on now, we know it's LJ.

[urunobili]

half the people here have way too much time on their hands

well... better write on here that go out and kill don;t you think? :devil

[manufor3]

Tactical error. Rappin' Shaq doesn't take you on now, we know it's LJ.

it is?

[Red Hawk #21]

"Tell me How my Lord tastes" is one of the funniest lines in this whole thread lmao, I love this thread.

[remingtonbo2001]

My vote goes to Rappin' Mr. Robinson.

[E20]

Rappin Mr. Robinson was good. The funny thing is when I read the posts I enlisten (lol) it so that the voice of the rappin character is actually rapping.

[Rappin' Wayne Brady]

Way faster than imagined this thread blew the roof off
But you bastards can't fuck with the master of improv
Little punks had their chance but the crown is mine
Ships sunk, I'll clown their ass like back on Whose Line

First rapper that appeals to the hood and the nursing home
Say I act too white and you'll get my AK on your dome
I'll have all those shitty rappers crying like they Vujacic
Don't ever cross me or Wayne Brady will have to choke a bitch!

[RonMexico]

Rappin Shaq is an official God for creating this trend.

[VaSpursFan]

i bow before the epic greatness of this thread...instant classic!!!

[Doug Collins]

Way faster than imagined this thread blew the roof off
But you bastards can't fuck with the master of improv
Little punks had their chance but the crown is mine
Ships sunk, I'll clown their ass like back on Whose Line

First rapper that appeals to the hood and the nursing home
Say I act too white and you'll get my AK on your dome
I'll have all those shitty rappers crying like they Vujacic
Don't ever cross me or Wayne Brady will have to choke a bitch!

Where'd Epic Fail go?

[xtremesteven33]

Thread was funny for this first couple of hours then just got outta hand.

went from a HILARIOUS rating to an ANNOYING rating really fast

[Epic Fail]

you thought this thread was classic?
GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE SON!!!
its just aint the same without BIG RUBEN PATTERSON!!!!
outta the league, thats whats i've beens for YEARS!
when i was ins it, i got Kobe sheddin TEARS!!!
KOBE STOPPER, KOBE STOPPER!! thats what Kemp chants,
i'll resort to anything, i'll even pull down his pants.
AWWWWW SHITT! but ARtest already done that mess,
instead of his pants, i'll pull down his DRESS!!
that walking vagina, who does he think he is?
his free throw totals, ALMOST AS MUCH AS SHAQ'S WEIGHT!!!

THE NBA IS A JOKE, ITS RIGGED I TELL YA,
OLD FELLA,
YOUR LYRICS ARE SKEWED,
AND CRUDE.
I SPIT THE LYRICS AND YO KNOW ITS THE TRUTH, YOU EAT COW DUKE!!
Im on my break PRETTY SOON I GOTSTA TO GO BACK TO THE CELL,
and my life will go on as a living....
HELLL!!

hello

[lebomb]

You Nuccas cant rap, ya know its true,
What is that fuckin stench, lyrical doo-doo?
Im that true king, can spit with tha best,
can whip out the rhymns like Pam Andersons chest,
Fuck with me and I'll smack ya ass down
Have ya jugglin my ball sack like an average ass clown,
so go ahead and drop to ya knees, ya way off base,
Now tell me muffackas, how does lebombs ass crack
TASTE!!!!

Peace out!!
:hat

[Hype Man Manu]

You Nuccas cant rap, ya know its true,
What is that fuckin stench, lyrical doo-doo?
Im that true king, can spit with tha best,
can whip out the rhymns like Pam Andersons chest,
Fuck with me and I'll smack ya ass down
Have ya jugglin my ball sack like an average ass clown,
so go ahead and drop to ya knees, ya way off base,
Now tell me muffackas, how does lebombs ass crack
TASTE!!!!

Peace out!!
:hat

I can't hype you

[lebomb]

Manu, manu......OK thats it, thats enough.....sick and tired, going insane
squash it with the rappin this rappin that, just fuckin have a normal name,
Yall bitch made bitches cant flow worth shit and cant be called MCs,
yall fit more in line with Tom Hanks lonely ass adrift at sea.
Close this punk ass thread, bout to break out tha mace
WEak ass wanna be rappers tell me how...... :nope HAHAHAHAHA.....gotcha! :nope
tell me how my SKEET on your tongue tastes!


:bking

[Hype Man Manu]

Manu, manu......OK thats it, thats enough.....sick and tired, going insane
squash it with the rappin this rappin that, just fuckin have a normal name,
Yall bitch made bitches cant flow worth shit and cant be called MCs,
yall fit more in line with Tom Hanks lonely ass adrift at sea.
Close this punk ass thread, bout to break out tha mace
WEak ass wanna be rappers tell me how...... :nope HAHAHAHAHA.....gotcha! :nope
tell me how my SKEET on your tongue tastes!


:bking


That “rap” made me lose my hype http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0fFA1VleghfPM/340x.jpg

[lebomb]

That “rap” made me lose my hype http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0fFA1VleghfPM/340x.jpg









Dont hate mufucak, dont hate the game
dont hate the fame or hate my name.....just
peep the flow and know the rhymn, cuz dis
here nucca raps like Merlo wine.
Continue to pimp tha wack and whack
your cock, I'll still bust a lyric that right
on time
Get off my nutts and repect the spit,
Manu with ya broke ass ankle your olympics
was a waste, now tell us all how US gold ass
taste?

:p:

[Anti.Hero]

How each others ass taste
YO HOW EACH OTHERS ASS TASTE

IN A SEA OF WACK DOODOO
YEAH HE SAID DOODOO


PUT 'EM UP
PUT 'EM UP

:lmao
put'em up put'em up

1. RappinShaq
2. RappinRobinson

[Trainwreck2100]

where the hell is epic fail?

[Rappin' T Park]

Alright Labomb, time to step off da mic.
Your raps is wack, it just don’t sound right.
Just step aside and watch the real deal.
Hell, I just spit that rap from atop my farris wheel.

You’re 0-3 now just take a seat.
And watch Rappin’ T Park hit the beat.
I’m the best rapper Pound 4 Pound.
When I waddle I shake the ground.

I might be fat, but I can rap with that best.
Oh, hold on……. I just found a chicken wing between my breast.
Now any of you want to step up the game.
Bring it bitches cuz I got no shame.




Now all you bitches bow at my feet.
Im off to Mickey D’s to get some eats.










McCain in 08 Bitches !!

[Red Hawk #21]

Epic Fail has to visit this guy^

[lebomb]

Alright Labomb, time to step off da mic.
Your raps is wack, it just don’t sound right.
Just step aside and watch the real deal.
Hell, I just spit that rap from atop my farris wheel.

You’re 0-3 now just take a seat.
And watch Rappin’ T Park hit the beat.
I’m the best rapper Pound 4 Pound.
When I waddle I shake the ground.

I might be fat, but I can rap with that best.
Oh, hold on……. I just found a chicken wing between my breast.
Now any of you want to step up the game.
Bring it bitches cuz I got no shame.




Now all you bitches bow at my feet.
Im off to Mickey D’s to get some eats.










McCain in 08 Bitches !!


Oh no, oh no, oh no u didnt.....oh no you cant
so fuckin admit it.
Please dont step unless you got game, unless
you want to know how my ass taste? to be your middle name.
Yes you are fat, and damnit that is plain to see, you
got a bucket of chicken and a slab of ribs above your knees,
so cut the bullshit and sit your fat ass down, or Ill
break out a Miss Smiffs banana cream pie and make your doo-doo crown.

:hat

[Rappin' Artest]

I'm tired of listening to all you posers jeer
While I got here through blood sweat and tears.
Haters question my supremacy
But they can't deny I resurrected Boston's dynasty.
I deposed the King
Ripped through the Prince.
Took out the reigning MVP
And won a ring even with the choke artist KG.

Yo Kobe we have a lot of shit in common
I, too, got away with rape this year in Boston.
But I went one step further, try this on for size
My rape of you was fuckin' televised.

So all you posers this ain't no gymboree
You little kids are faker than my knee injury.
I'm the best player in the world
My uniform, my armor, the ball, my sword.
Those who cross me I will lay to waste
Yo kobe prince james horford tell me how my ass tastes.

Rappin Pierce thinks he's legit
Too bad he doesn't know that he ain't shit
Walkin around saying he's the best in the NBA
Little does he know, his (small) business was on replay:

FD796H08J7w

Why do people think its cool to have their pants down on the floor?
Pull it up, this isn't jail no more
The only thing you'll lay to waste is my shit
Because you'll be a janitor after this year, can you handle it
After your done sweeping my place
Paul, please tell me, how my ass taste

[Rapping Mr. Robinson]

Hype Man Manu and Rapping Mr. Robinson FTW.


Rapping Mr. Robinson is pretty damn good.


Rapping Mr. Robinson made me weep with tears of joyful laughter.

These guys get it.


My vote goes to Rappin' Mr. Robinson.


Rappin Mr. Robinson was good. The funny thing is when I read the posts I enlisten (lol) it so that the voice of the rappin character is actually rapping.


:lmao
put'em up put'em up

1. RappinShaq
2. RappinRobinson

These guys do not.
Read my first verse, you didn't learn the lesson that I taught.
I didn't enlist and spend years standing at attention
so young people could display no reading comprehension.
If my rhymes can't save Ruben, who is headed for hell
my hope was that I could at least get you all to properly spell.

Sadly it seems the rest of my message wasn't received,
the language and filth is worse unless my eyes are deceived.
On the rapping morality ladder, Lebomb is the lowest rung
He's announcing his plans to spill his seed on a man's tongue!
And I'm not the only one who is disturbed by this lack of decorum,
even Hype Man Manu wants you out of this forum.

And Ruben, Raja, and the rest of you guys,
help Mr. Park out and hide all the fries.
He's opening displaying gluttony, that's a deadly sin.
A cry for help, that's all his posts have ever been.
Mr. Park come to Jesus for the good of your health,
stop accumulating calories and material wealth.

So work on these problems, I kindly ask you
and come Sunday morning we can all share a pew.
In the light of God's love all sins are erased,
have some body, some blood and tell me how my Lord taste!

[I Love Me Some Me]

Manu, manu......OK thats it, thats enough.....sick and tired, going insane
squash it with the rappin this rappin that, just fuckin have a normal name,
Yall bitch made bitches cant flow worth shit and cant be called MCs,
yall fit more in line with Tom Hanks lonely ass adrift at sea.
Close this punk ass thread, bout to break out tha mace
WEak ass wanna be rappers tell me how...... :nope HAHAHAHAHA.....gotcha! :nope
tell me how my SKEET on your tongue tastes!


:bking

http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/3305/facepalmxh7.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Hype Man Manu]

These guys get it.







These guys do not.
Read my first verse, you didn't learn the lesson that I taught.
I didn't enlist and spend years standing at attention
so young people could display no reading comprehension.
If my rhymes can't save Ruben, who is headed for hell
my hope was that I could at least get you all to properly spell.

Sadly it seems the rest of my message wasn't received,
the language and filth is worse unless my eyes are deceived.
On the rapping morality ladder, Lebomb is the lowest rung
He's announcing his plans to spill his seed on a man's tongue!
And I'm not the only one who is disturbed by this lack of decorum,
even Hype Man Manu wants you out of this forum.

And Ruben, Raja, and the rest of you guys,
help Mr. Park out and hide all the fries.
He's opening displaying gluttony, that's a deadly sin.
A cry for help, that's all his posts have ever been.
Mr. Park come to Jesus for the good of your health,
stop accumulating calories and material wealth.

So work on these problems, I kindly ask you
and come Sunday morning we can all share a pew.
In the light of God's love all sins are erased,
have some body, some blood and tell me how my Lord taste!

YO! HE SAID OUT OF THE FORUM
OUT OUT OF THE FORUM
STOP SPILLING YOUR SEED AND GET OUT OF THE FORUM

HE SAID HE’D SAVE YOU SOME PEW
WHAT?! HE SAID HE’D SAVE YOU SOME PEW
REPENT OF YOUR WACKNESS AND HAVE A SEAT IN THE PEW

WHAT?!
WHATWHATWHAT?!
WHAT?

PUT THEM UP
PUT THEM UP

WAVE THEM
JUST WAVE THEM!

5 to the muthafuckin OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

:lmao

[I Love Me Some Me]

Everytime I think this thread has run it's course, Manu comes along a keeps it going. :lol

[resistanze]

Read my first verse, you didn't learn the lesson that I taught.
I didn't enlist and spend years standing at attention
so young people could display no reading comprehension.
If my rhymes can't save Ruben, who is headed for hell
my hope was that I could at least get you all to properly spell.

Sadly it seems the rest of my message wasn't received,
the language and filth is worse unless my eyes are deceived.
On the rapping morality ladder, Lebomb is the lowest rung
He's announcing his plans to spill his seed on a man's tongue!
And I'm not the only one who is disturbed by this lack of decorum,
even Hype Man Manu wants you out of this forum.

And Ruben, Raja, and the rest of you guys,
help Mr. Park out and hide all the fries.
He's opening displaying gluttony, that's a deadly sin.
A cry for help, that's all his posts have ever been.
Mr. Park come to Jesus for the good of your health,
stop accumulating calories and material wealth.

So work on these problems, I kindly ask you
and come Sunday morning we can all share a pew.
In the light of God's love all sins are erased,
have some body, some blood and tell me how my Lord taste!

:lmao

[manufor3]

Everytime I think this thread has run it's course, Manu comes along a keeps it going. :lol

:lol

[remingtonbo2001]

These guys do not.
Read my first verse, you didn't learn the lesson that I taught.
I didn't enlist and spend years standing at attention
so young people could display no reading comprehension.
If my rhymes can't save Ruben, who is headed for hell
my hope was that I could at least get you all to properly spell.

Sadly it seems the rest of my message wasn't received,
the language and filth is worse unless my eyes are deceived.
On the rapping morality ladder, Lebomb is the lowest rung
He's announcing his plans to spill his seed on a man's tongue!
And I'm not the only one who is disturbed by this lack of decorum,
even Hype Man Manu wants you out of this forum.

And Ruben, Raja, and the rest of you guys,
help Mr. Park out and hide all the fries.
He's opening displaying gluttony, that's a deadly sin.
A cry for help, that's all his posts have ever been.
Mr. Park come to Jesus for the good of your health,
stop accumulating calories and material wealth.

So work on these problems, I kindly ask you
and come Sunday morning we can all share a pew.
In the light of God's love all sins are erased,
have some body, some blood and tell me how my Lord taste!

My sincerest appologies, Mr. Rapping Robinson.

I'll do my best not to let it happen again.

[Epic Fail]

Alright Labomb, time to step off da mic.
Your raps is wack, it just don’t sound right.
Just step aside and watch the real deal.
Hell, I just spit that rap from atop my farris wheel.

You’re 0-3 now just take a seat.
And watch Rappin’ T Park hit the beat.
I’m the best rapper Pound 4 Pound.
When I waddle I shake the ground.

I might be fat, but I can rap with that best.
Oh, hold on……. I just found a chicken wing between my breast.
Now any of you want to step up the game.
Bring it bitches cuz I got no shame.




Now all you bitches bow at my feet.
Im off to Mickey D’s to get some eats.










McCain in 08 Bitches !!

good evening

[manufor3]

good evening

:lol:lol:lol

[carina_gino20]

Hype Man Manu and Rapping Mr. Robinson for the win! :lol

[BWS-1994]

These guys get it.







These guys do not.
Read my first verse, you didn't learn the lesson that I taught.
I didn't enlist and spend years standing at attention
so young people could display no reading comprehension.
If my rhymes can't save Ruben, who is headed for hell
my hope was that I could at least get you all to properly spell.

Sadly it seems the rest of my message wasn't received,
the language and filth is worse unless my eyes are deceived.
On the rapping morality ladder, Lebomb is the lowest rung
He's announcing his plans to spill his seed on a man's tongue!
And I'm not the only one who is disturbed by this lack of decorum,
even Hype Man Manu wants you out of this forum.

And Ruben, Raja, and the rest of you guys,
help Mr. Park out and hide all the fries.
He's opening displaying gluttony, that's a deadly sin.
A cry for help, that's all his posts have ever been.
Mr. Park come to Jesus for the good of your health,
stop accumulating calories and material wealth.

So work on these problems, I kindly ask you
and come Sunday morning we can all share a pew.
In the light of God's love all sins are erased,
have some body, some blood and tell me how my Lord taste!


Reminds me of that old SI issue wherein Mr. Robinson was the cover and main article along with the "7 deadly sins" :toast

[Rappin' Vlade]

this thread is headin for the classics, i know it to be true,
but it just aint complete til Rappin' Vlade come through.

[manufor3]

this thread is headin for the classics, i know it to be true,
but it just aint complete til Rappin' Vlade come through.

:nope

[angelbelow]

do we have a rappin sabonis yet?

[rAm]

Lebomb killed this thread so bad it isn't even funny.

[Rappin' Quinn]

this thread is headin for the classics, i know it to be true,
but it just aint complete til Rappin' Vlade come through.

this thread was doing fine,
the fact you posted was just assinine.
i watch the NBA but i barely even know you,
i saw you play once but i prefer the big ShaqFu.
as for my rap, i aint posting it here today,
check mine out in NFL Forum, right now im headin that way

[manufor3]

Lebomb killed this thread so bad it isn't even funny.

i know

[Trainwreck2100]

This thread went from epic to fail in a day

[TheMadHatter]

Seriously Lebomb what possessed you to post in this thread with your shit raps?

Also, trainwreck your sig is fucking hilarious.

[CubanMustGo]

This thread went from epic to fail in a day

What do you expect, it got LeBombed.

[manufor3]

Lebomb sucks!

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Fuck lebomb.

[I. Hustle]

LeBitch

[rAm]

LeGay Gay Kill Threads Gay

[z0sa]

Fuck lebomb.

Seriously.

Rappin' Shaq and Horry were tied.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Lebomb sucks!

:tu

[Rapping Owens]

this thread has been forgotten like me,
as soon as they brought Roy Williams to big D.
but getcha popcorn ready im bout to put on a show,
81 on the mic, ready to rock this ho.
(uh) you think our season's done, we bout ready to crash,
no sir, for you suckas out there i got this newsflash.
we were picked to win it all, better than the rest
last year we were the NFC's best.
Romo's got a hurt picky, Newman a hurt hip
but we got Brad Johnson ready to run the ship.
if I dont get the ball tho, better watch out
i'll talk a shit and start runnin my mouth.
then i'll get traded to another contender you'll see,
and then ruin their team and their destiny.

its time to resurrect this thread, move it back up to first place
and anyone who doesnt agree can tell me how my ass tastes!

[Red Hawk #21]

this thread has been forgotten like me,
as soon as they brought Roy Williams to big D.
but getcha popcorn ready im bout to put on a show,
81 on the mic, ready to rock this ho.
(uh) you think our season's done, we bout ready to crash,
no sir, for you suckas out there i got this newsflash.
we were picked to win it all, better than the rest
last year we were the NFC's best.
Romo's got a hurt picky, Newman a hurt hip
but we got Brad Johnson ready to run the ship.
if I dont get the ball tho, better watch out
i'll talk a shit and start runnin my mouth.
then i'll get traded to another contender you'll see,
and then ruin their team and their destiny.

its time to resurrect this thread, move it back up to first place
and anyone who doesnt agree can tell me how my ass tastes!

Damn! That Epic Fail troll really has been slacking

[DPG21920]

Bump.

[DPG21920]

...

[LnGrrrR]

I came here to do God's work and try to make peace
to see if I could find a way to make these hostilities cease
I know some of you might not think I'm "cool"
but it's time for Mr. Robinson to take you back to school
Back in the day I was a high flying slammer
but I never lost sight of the importance of good grammar.
Active verbs should always end in I-N-G
Never have I seen such abuse of the apostrophe

It appalls me to think that this garbage evolved from jazz
Duke Ellington had more talent than any rapping troll has
Get some good music kids-some Coltrane, some Mingus
instead of reading 15 pages devoted to analingus

I'd really like to help you all, that's what I came to do
Get some Jesus in your life, you'll be like David too.
Shaq, I'm older but a hundred pounds lighter than you
Perhaps it's because in hard times you seek comfort in food.
You won't find happiness in a box of Krispy Cremes
I think you lash out in your raps because of a lack of self esteem

And I need to have a word with you too young Kobe
You should not break marriage vows and engage in sodomy
According to God your seed should go in one place
I know "it's your thing" but it should not be on a woman's face.

And this last message goes to all the rapping trolls,
you should not speak of such deviant uses for your holes.
You should not rhyme about placing your testicles on a man's chin
Don't you know homosexuality is a sin?

But I forgive you all, we should all turn the other cheek
Shaq if you start now you might get yours turned by next week
I want you all to be kind, gentle, pure, and chaste
Now join me for communion on Sunday and tell me how my Lord taste!

I know this will out me as a nerd but that was hilarious.

[LnGrrrR]

Yeah WHAT WHAT WHAT
STOP WITH THE ANALINGUS
WHAT?!
HE SAID ANALINGUS
ANALINGUS YO!

NUTS ON THE CHINS
NUH NUH NUTS ON THE CHINS!

THIS COMING FROM THE GREATEST SPUR THAT'S EVER BEEN!

YO ADMIRAL TIME TO TURN THE OTHER CHEEK!

PUT 'EM UP
PUT 'EM UP!

Must... stop... laughing... on lunch break...

[DPG21920]

No, rapping mr. robinson was good. He was very funny.

[LnGrrrR]

I've just got this idea of some hype man shouting "Analingus! Yo yo analingus! WHAT WHAT?!?" :D

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Ah, memories. I figured this sucker would have found its way to the Classics section by now.

[Les Grossman]

Where is this man?

[GuerillaBlack]

Hype Man Manu was funny as hell.

"OH SHIT! PUT YOUR HANDS UP!!! I SAID PUT THEM UP!!!"

Thread is certified classic.

[mystargtr34]

I just went and read all 16 pages at work.

Funny shit.

Epic Fail was my favourite part of the thread, but some of the raps were classic.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Timvp is obviously rappin Shaq and none of these raps compare to a rap of his posted under Timvp, however they're still hilarious:


Yo, I need a rub from carrying Kobe to three titles
While he was steady bitching and popping the Midols
Without me all he can do is practice salad tossin'
Either than or bite the curb and get stomped by Boston

But maybe now I'll be nicer and invite Kobe to Phoenix
Tho no matter the begging, I won't let him near the penis
He can come over here and figure out why my back aches
And while you back there, Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes!

[Xylus]

Alright everyone THE MAN is up in here
I’ve been busy “trying” to get the Suns to the top tier
The Suns turned down trading me for Kevin Garnett
Now the Mavs wouldn’t even want me for the mutha fuckin JET
Everyone is saying I need I need less touches
People please, ignore the fact my knee is a garbage time dunk away from needing crutches

In case you didn’t read already I am THA MAN
My defense is so bad it doesn’t even rival Rex Chapman
All of my bitch teammates better move out of the way when I get the ball
Even when I choke so much in the 4th quarter I need a bathroom stall
When I play the spurs Tim Duncan has no problem rebounding and scoring
Fortunately none of my fans care because they think Tim Duncan is “boring”

Shaq, you need to lay off the burgers and eat some grilled chicken
Tell your wife to quit bitchin and get in the kitchen
My girl cooks for me and we ain’t even married
Even after all of my babies she’s carried

Everyone agrees with Shaq that we should pass the ball down to him
That fat fuck thinks he rhymes like Biggy, Shaq you’re more like lil Kim
I rhyme like Tupac you oversized bitch
Make sure you have icy hot for your next back itch
Once your back falls apart the paint will be all mine and I’ll have open space
Once I average 30 a game on a 25 win team, you’re gonna tell me how my ass taste!!!

This one cuts deep.

Where's that fucking Southern Comfort, I'm gonna drink myself to sleep.

[Obstructed_View]

The award goes to the person who rhymed "Sodomy" with "Kobe". :lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Bump

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

just to piss BUMP off :lol

[BUMP]

bump :lol

[BUMP]

:wtf :lol

[BUMP]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[IronMexican]

This thread is just classicness.

[IronMexican]

Rappin' Shaq AND Rappin' VAN HORN are currently viewing this thread:rollin:lmao

Look at BUMP trying to cover his ass.

[ginobili's bald spot]

This thread is GOAT

[manufan10]

Damn, I just spent an hour reading all of this.. Priceless!!

[IronMexican]

I was probably the 1% who didn't make a troll for this thread.

[stretch]

Look at BUMP trying to cover his ass.

lol, bump isnt rappin shaq

id put a million bucks on it that he isnt shaq

[Rappin' V-Span]

Rappin Shaq is my favorite but not quite my hero
I'm about to serve him up like a Greek Gyro
I'm Shaq's idol, he's looking up to me
Don't cater to these other rappers, I'm the one to please
So get on your knees, since your so quick to be gay
Close your damn mouth, that shit V-Span don't play

Please, you don't include V-Span in your rapping hall-of-fame
V-Span is man, BEST REMEMBER THE NAME
Im at the top of my game, even though its Europe
I bet you'd eat the whole country if it was covered in syrup
So damn consumed with catching Tim D
You've developed a complex, its called "look at me"

I respect you though, at least your rhymes
You need to drop some pounds
While I'm droppin my dimes
So next time you rap, remember V-Spans face
Your no longer the Sheriff, so tell me how my ass taste!

SFIE, tell me this not funny :lol

[ginobili's bald spot]

SFIE, tell me this not funny :lol

You can't quote your own rhymes to give yourself props. That's lame. Besides if you would have just waited im sure KBP would have came to say how Greek MC's are better than Americans.

[DeadlyDynasty]

This is hands down the greatest thread I've ever read

[IronMexican]

Seriously Lebomb what possessed you to post in this thread with your shit raps?

Also, trainwreck your sig is fucking hilarious.

Wonder what happened to this guy. He stopped posting once the election was over.

[Rappin' V-Span]

Lies! These is good rap from rappers in Greece. How many times do I have to tell you stupid Americans???? You cannot compare Greek flow to American flow, these are entirely different leagues.

People always say "America rappers is the best" :lol, these is very good raps from Greece when compared to American rap. This is like the equivalent of Tupac's rap when you take into consideration the "net" costs and exchange rates.


You can't quote your own rhymes to give yourself props. That's lame. Besides if you would have just waited im sure KBP would have came to say how Greek MC's are better than Americans.

This is stupid, rappers always talk about their own cars, guns, goats and women :lol Do you even know rap???

Here, I post it again because I have to explain why Greek rap is better. I do not need KBP to do it :lol

[sonic21]

:lmao
i've just read this thread again, Hype Man Manu is awesome

[kamikazi_player]

:lmao:lmao:lmao @ this thread, there were parts of the thread where I was laughing so hard, i couldn't go to the next post.:lmao:lmao:lmao

[manufan10]

This is stupid, rappers always talk about their own cars, guns, goats and women :lol Do you even know rap???

Here, I post it again because I have to explain why Greek rap is better. I do not need KBP to do it :lol

:lmao

[Rappin' 'Mic'an]

Guns blazin, macdaddy in the house, purp purp purple and gold
Rappin Shaq your lyrics are dope getting stale and old
I'ma take you back old school, before the 3 in the key
Plop your ass down and listen to the best center in history.
I give you the hook, the dunk, my balls in your face
And all you wannabe motheruckas tell me how my ass taste

[Rappin' V-Span]

It's time to call some peoples outs.

Gettin' tired of this mess lately.

V-Span bout to be oliver yous .........

Everybody look out, I am on the hunt,
Throw you hands up if you've got calf tats and blunts

Everybody look out, I'm about to crush you runts,
Throw you hands up if you've got calf tats and blunts

First up today, man you already know
It's the Koolaidman Lover that has gots to go
Running his manpleaser, damn the dude is a loser
He's the human equivalent of a PT Cruiser
Or a rainbow bumper sticker that is flying a kite
When Kool see's Jordan he wants to "be in" Mike

Kool trys to hide "it", you know being gay
He's probably outside boycotting Chick-Fil-A

And he lied about his stats, better start confessing
News flash dumb-ass, little weiners are a curse not a blessing
By the way Tom Cruise, Kori's taken, Timvp marked it
Just like the wildebeest that took a shit on your carpet

Your lifes a R.Kelly song, you is trapped in the closet
And all this "6/6/6" talk ain't gonna stop it
But hiding in the closet, it must get pretty hot
No one here believes a word you say, believe it or not
Posting pictures of penis & every other words' homo
You get your balloon knot pounded, tell us something we don't know

Dude, you ain't hiding anything, so quit pressing your luck
It's obvious you dance around naked while doing the "tuck"
Now cue some lame ass response, youtube vid in tact
Is weird having a vagina right next to your sac?

So let us never forget you got served by a dude in Europe,
Before you taste my ass, would you prefer jelly or syrup?

[Cessation]

I think they both fail.

[Hype Man Manu]

I was called back into action... Let's bring the whole mufuggin crew back!!

Let's get HYPE in this bitch.

H-Y-Mufuggin-P-E BITCHES!!!!!!

[Axe Murderer]

:td thread is basically dead now that trolls take months to get approved

[MavDynasty]

One of the greatest NBA forum threads of all time tbh. Miss the days where you could sign up a troll instantly.

:lol I was one of these rappin personas but I forget which...I'll have to look through this thread a bit