Rappin' Shaq R.I.P.

[Rapin' Kobe]

Time for the greatest of all time to wear the crown
So tell Rappin' Shaq to come forward and bow down
Soon as he bends over I'm a fuck him in his asshole
I don't care about consent because that's how I roll
Rappin Tony failed, Rappin Vlade soon followed
But I'm a dominate Shaq like I'm back in Colorado
Rappin' Shaq is in for his first ever loss
Then once he leave the room I'll go jerk myself off

[mavs>spurs2]

:lmao :rollin :lmao :lol

[monosylab1k]

:lmao maybe Rappin' Shaq finally has some decent competition

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

This should be good.

[Sausage]

UH OH.

Don't F**k with Rapin' Kobe.

[JamStone]

If Rappin' Shaq is gold, then Rapin' Kobe is a $2 million Diamond.

[koriwhat]

i'm the motherfuckin' mvp
i fuck around on you and you go fuck me
two million dollar ring
that's what my willy costed me
it's hard being the motherfuckin' mvp

some dumb bitch said i raped her
but i only rape the league
throwing down monster dunks
shooting lights out
being all that i can be
that's what makes me the motherfuckin' mvp

ps: hahaha.. i love trying to make stupid rhymes.

[BUMP]

Rappin Tony failed, Rappin Vlade soon followed


you're also forgetting Rappin' Ostertag, Rappin' Quinn, oh and then there was this pathetic attempt http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2741943#post2741943 :lmao:rollin:lmao

[lebomb]

Time for the greatest of all time to wear the crown
So tell Rappin' Shaq to come forward and bow down
Soon as he bends over I'm a fuck him in his asshole
I don't care about consent because that's how I roll
Rappin Tony failed, Rappin Vlade soon followed
But I'm a dominate Shaq like I'm back in Colorado
Rappin' Shaq is in for his first ever loss
Then once he leave the room I'll go jerk myself off


I said a hip hop da hibby to tha hibby
ya both should stop rappin, ya jump
shot Im slappin, to the bang bang tha
boogie, said up jump tha jury and yo
rape with blind fury, so dont come a given,
some weak shit ya spitten. :(

[angel_luv]

If Rappin' Shaq is gold, then Rapin' Kobe is a $2 million Diamond.

What if they are one and the same?

[urunobili]

Rappin' Shaq i will own this sucka'

[dirk4mvp]

:lmao about time


but chances are they're the same person.

[Rappin Shaq's Agent]

My client is currently practicing his free throw shooting but would like to assure the SpursTalk community that he will respond to this "punk bitch" as soon as he is finished with practice.

Oh who the fuck am I kidding, he's not practicing free throws, he's in a four-way with some dirty hookers right now.

[JamStone]

What if they are one and the same?


$2 million dollar diamond with a gold band?

[JamStone]

My client is currently practicing his free throw shooting but would like to assure the SpursTalk community that he will respond to this "punk bitch" as soon as he is finished with practice.

Oh who the fuck am I kidding, he's not practicing free throws, he's in a four-way with some dirty hookers right now.

Superhead said Shaq has a small weiner for a man his size. I doubt he can handle three hookers unless two of them are just being paid to watch.

[angel_luv]

$2 million dollar diamond with a gold band?

Sounds like a championship ring...

[confined]

Rappin' Shaq is the undisputed king, none of these pretenders even come close

[Heath Ledger]

Show me a hot woman, and i'll show you a guy who's tired of fucking her.

[xtremesteven33]

haha rappin shaq is viewing the thread

[Rappin' Shaq]

I knew that this shit would come eventually
Kobe ventin' his anger cuz he can't win without me
What Paul Pierce did to you should get him arrested for rape
And his hands won't be shakin when the cops interrogate

Yo! the size of Kobe's manhood is just embarrassin'
In the locker room that bitch was a boy amongst men
Kobe, your dick is so small that it's fuckin amazing
No wonder you so popular with all them Asians

And Superhead's full of shit, yo my dick is legit
She just pissed that she's such a stank ass bitch
I'm cool to the sluts, never accused of rape
Yo, Rapin' Kobe, tell me how my ass taste!

[confined]

I knew that this shit would come eventually
Kobe ventin' his anger cuz he can't win without me
What Paul Pierce did to you should get him arrested for rape
And his hands won't be shakin when the cops interrogate

Yo! the size of Kobe's manhood is just embarrassin'
In the locker room that bitch was a boy amongst men
Kobe, your dick is so small that it's fuckin amazing
No wonder you so popular with all them Asians

And Superhead's full of shit, yo my dick is legit
She just pissed that she's such a stank ass bitch
I'm cool to the sluts, never accused of rape
Yo, Rapin' Kobe, tell me how my ass taste!

:rollin get the fuck out rappin' kobe!

[DPG21920]

Rappin' Kobe wins round one for sure

[Doug Collins]

Checkmate.

[dirk4mvp]

I knew that this shit would come eventually
Kobe ventin' his anger cuz he can't win without me
What Paul Pierce did to you should get him arrested for rape
And his hands won't be shakin when the cops interrogate

Yo! the size of Kobe's manhood is just embarrassin'
In the locker room that bitch was a boy amongst men
Kobe, your dick is so small that it's fuckin amazing
No wonder you so popular with all them Asians

And Superhead's full of shit, yo my dick is legit
She just pissed that she's such a stank ass bitch
I'm cool to the sluts, never accused of rape
Yo, Rapin' Kobe, tell me how my ass taste!

wow

rapin kobe has been ethered.

[rAm]

my vote goes to Kobe on this one.

[I. Hustle]

Kobe got this one hands down. Really look at it and don't be biased

[DPG21920]

Kobe got this one hands down. Really look at it and don't be biased

[VaSpursFan]

wow

rapin kobe has been ethered.

+1

[DPG21920]

Rapin Kobe is like Tupac and Rapin Shaq is like Shaq

[Kriz-Maxima]

Rappin Kobe 1
Rappin Shaq 0

[DPG21920]

Kirz: you still live in Puerto Rico?

[RonMexico]

I still think Rappin Shaq won this battle, but I look forward to any future rhymes from Rappin' Kobe b/c he's been the best challenger so far...

[Kriz-Maxima]

Kirz: you still live in Puerto Rico?


Yes.

[manufor3]

I still think Rappin Shaq won this battle, but I look forward to any future rhymes from Rappin' Kobe b/c he's been the best challenger so far...

[AnotherArgie]

Rappin' Shaq is the king. I think even Rappin' Muresan was better than Rapin' Kobe.

[GuerillaBlack]

I'm not going to lie, Rappin Kobe did pretty good, but Rappin Shaq still one. It's a *gasp* tie.

[BUMP]

Rappin' Shaq is the king. I think even Rappin' Muresan was better than Rapin' Kobe.

Rappin Muresan was a first ballot Fall of Failure

[Rapin' Kobe]

Rappin' Shaq, you hear that? The people have spoken
Ya last rhyme was so wack your boss status is broken
Looks like there's a brand new leader in this race
Yo Rappin' Shaq, tell ME how MY ass taste!

[rAm]

Rappin' Shaq, you hear that? The people have spoken
Ya last rhyme was so wack your boss status is broken
Looks like there's a brand new leader in this race
Yo Rappin' Shaq, tell ME how MY ass taste!

longer

[The Franchise]

Rappin Shaqs' first defeat.

[DPG21920]

Yes.

Just got back from vacation there. It was really cool.

[xtremesteven33]

Rappin Shaq has defeated many rappers but this one has got his number

[dallaskd]

same guy

[DPG21920]

Down goes Rappin' Shaq, Down goes Rappin' Shaq

[DPG21920]

http://chicagoist.com/attachments/chicago_benjy/2008_06_vinny_del_negro.jpg

Rappin' Vinny:

Yo, I'm Vinny the rapper, my rhymes you shouldn't mock
Cause my flows are more comfy than my gold-toe socks
I wear wing-tipped shoes that match the wings in my hair
When I go up for a jam I get 6 inches of air
On Richter scale that goes from there to here
My lyrics get a nine just like average points for my career
I'm so G I stole a coaching job
If you hatin' on that you just a b-ball snob
You think you know better than the Italian Man
I take the Bulls from the gutter, to the ninth seed, damn
I'll never get tired, never show fatigue
One things fo sho, I'll be the best dressed coach in da league

[Tippecanoe]

oh goodness. Rappin' Timmy is viewing this thread. this should be classic :lmao

[Rappin' Timmy]

Listen up everybody, it's my time to shine
Kobe and Shaq, you gotta stop making crime after crime
Rappin' is just something you gonna regret
Cuz I'm 'bout to end ya'll career without breaking a sweat

You thought this was a battle between Kobe and Shaq?
Ya'll must be mistaken, cause Tim Duncan is back
Now I suggest you both retire for your own good sake
Rappin' Kobe and Shaq, tell me how my ass TASTE!

[BUMP]

Rappin' Shaq AND Rappin' VAN HORN are currently viewing this thread:rollin:lmao

[Rappin' Shaq]

Rappin' Shaq, you hear that? The people have spoken
Ya last rhyme was so wack your boss status is broken
Looks like there's a brand new leader in this race
Yo Rappin' Shaq, tell ME how MY ass taste!

How the fuck does this bitch get so much affection?
Well now you got Rappin' Shaq's undivided attention
You unleashed the beast, your future's lookin rocky
It's time for me to destroy your fuckin ass like Nagasaki

I'll admit that your first few raps were kinda dope
But how long before you get yourself put on the ropes?
How long can you last, can you keep it up forever?
Rhyme after rhyme can you keep your lines clever?

Judging by your sex life that shit is in doubt
Fuckin' white skanks who get out and about
You taggin shit so nasty you can't finish the sex
Pussy so bad you had to jack off when she left

And that shit just proves that you're a bitchmade pansy
She was a dirty skank with multiple cumstains on her panties
And she still refused to take your load in her face
What kinda pussified man lets a slut put him in his place?

Guess what? right now I got a confession to make
While you were gone your wife had a taste of my snake
She was tossin my salad, my ass smell started to linger
She jacked me off after takin the ring off her finger

At least you was a man and gave her a new diamond
I admire it whenever Vanessa & I are bumpin and grindin
You can't fuck with the champ so get out of my face
You cooked, you done, so tell me how my ass taste!


.....

..........

.....................

And now time to slay these other little bitches
Who turned their backs on me like some motherfuckin snitches
Don't ever forget that I rule this place
Now get on your knees and TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE

DPG21920, tell me how my ass taste!
rAm, tell me how my ass taste!
I.Hustle, tell me how my ass taste!
all you motherfuckers gonna tell me how my ass taste!

Kriz-Maxima, tell me how my ass taste!
lakaluva, tell me how my ass taste!
The Franchise, tell me how my ass taste!
xtremesteven33, tell me how my ass taste!

ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS GONNA TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Rappin' Shaq just laid the smackdown. No one is or will ever beat him.

[Findog]

haha, Rappin' Van Horn is viewing the thread. I can't wait for Rappin' Olawakandi

[Tippecanoe]

Rappin' Shaq just owned everybody :lol

[DPG21920]

How the fuck does this bitch get so much affection?
Well now you got Rappin' Shaq's undivided attention
You unleashed the beast, your future's lookin rocky
It's time for me to destroy your fuckin ass like Nagasaki

I'll admit that your first few raps were kinda dope
But how long before you get yourself put on the ropes?
How long can you last, can you keep it up forever?
Rhyme after rhyme can you keep your lines clever?

Judging by your sex life that shit is in doubt
Fuckin' white skanks who get out and about
You taggin shit so nasty you can't finish the sex
Pussy so bad you had to jack off when she left

And that shit just proves that you're a bitchmade pansy
She was a dirty skank with multiple cumstains on her panties
And she still refused to take your load in her face
What kinda pussified man lets a slut put him in his place?

Guess what? right now I got a confession to make
While you were gone your wife had a taste of my snake
She was tossin my salad, my ass smell started to linger
She jacked me off after takin the ring off her finger

At least you was a man and gave her a new diamond
I admire it whenever Vanessa & I are bumpin and grindin
You can't fuck with the champ so get out of my face
You cooked, you done, so tell me how my ass taste!


.....

..........

.....................

And now time to slay these other little bitches
Who turned their backs on me like some motherfuckin snitches
Don't ever forget that I rule this place
Now get on your knees and TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE

DPG21920, tell me how my ass taste!
rAm, tell me how my ass taste!
I.Hustle, tell me how my ass taste!
all you motherfuckers gonna tell me how my ass taste!

Kriz-Maxima, tell me how my ass taste!
lakaluva, tell me how my ass taste!
The Franchise, tell me how my ass taste!
xtremesteven33, tell me how my ass taste!

ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS GONNA TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[lurker]

I was hoping for a Rappin' Shawn Bradley, but I guess Rappin' Van Horn is the next closest thing.

[Rappin' Van Horn]

Rappin Shaq, your rhymes are wack,
you aint nothing but a big ole hack.
you think you can put on a show? NO DICE
my flow is cold my game is ice.
your lyrics are weak yeah they're just average,
just like my career and points per game average
the crowd watches in awe as i beat the clock
i am clutch you see, clutching my cock.
and jacking off cause i cant get none
im 40 years old but i still have my fun.
id like to date a real girl one day,
but for now im dating my right hand and we play.

this is some white boy magic im the magician,
keep you hos workin like a statistician.
im the best there is, best in the human race,
Yo all you other imposters tell me how ass taste!

[rAm]

How the fuck does this bitch get so much affection?
Well now you got Rappin' Shaq's undivided attention
You unleashed the beast, your future's lookin rocky
It's time for me to destroy your fuckin ass like Nagasaki

I'll admit that your first few raps were kinda dope
But how long before you get yourself put on the ropes?
How long can you last, can you keep it up forever?
Rhyme after rhyme can you keep your lines clever?

Judging by your sex life that shit is in doubt
Fuckin' white skanks who get out and about
You taggin shit so nasty you can't finish the sex
Pussy so bad you had to jack off when she left

And that shit just proves that you're a bitchmade pansy
She was a dirty skank with multiple cumstains on her panties
And she still refused to take your load in her face
What kinda pussified man lets a slut put him in his place?

Guess what? right now I got a confession to make
While you were gone your wife had a taste of my snake
She was tossin my salad, my ass smell started to linger
She jacked me off after takin the ring off her finger

At least you was a man and gave her a new diamond
I admire it whenever Vanessa & I are bumpin and grindin
You can't fuck with the champ so get out of my face
You cooked, you done, so tell me how my ass taste!


.....

..........

.....................

And now time to slay these other little bitches
Who turned their backs on me like some motherfuckin snitches
Don't ever forget that I rule this place
Now get on your knees and TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE

DPG21920, tell me how my ass taste!
rAm, tell me how my ass taste!
I.Hustle, tell me how my ass taste!
all you motherfuckers gonna tell me how my ass taste!

Kriz-Maxima, tell me how my ass taste!
lakaluva, tell me how my ass taste!
The Franchise, tell me how my ass taste!
xtremesteven33, tell me how my ass taste!

ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS GONNA TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!

hahahahaha omfg that was awesome

i'm sorry for ever doubting you... that was ownage
:rollin

[DPG21920]

http://chicagoist.com/attachments/chicago_benjy/2008_06_vinny_del_negro.jpg
Rappin Vinny:

Be careful who you callin out, like my boy DPG
You don't know him and definitely not me
You claim the be the best, your just tons of fun
The only reason you was brought to Phoenix was to block out the sun

You don't even clog the paint no more, you just clog your arteries
I had to leave Phoenix cause your slut wife was all over me
Now that shes been dumped by the Italian Stallion
When you french kiss your ho, you can tell she's been tossin my salad

Don't ever forget, the name is Vinny Del Negro
My flows on fire, you can call me Del Fuego
Now that Rocky Balboa has punched you in the face
Stay down for the count, and tell me how my ass taste

[anakha]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 10 (5 members and 5 guests)

anakha, Rappin' Biedrins, DPG21920, Mr.Bottomtooth, Tippecanoe


:rollin

[Tippecanoe]

this is getting way out of hand :lmao

[MavDynasty]

Rappin Shaq,

The King,
The Dynasty,
The Legend

[IronMexican]

:rollin

:lmao:lmao

[MavDynasty]

its takin biedrins a while to think of a rap :lmao

[stevallica]

How the fuck does this bitch get so much affection?
Well now you got Rappin' Shaq's undivided attention
You unleashed the beast, your future's lookin rocky
It's time for me to destroy your fuckin ass like Nagasaki

I'll admit that your first few raps were kinda dope
But how long before you get yourself put on the ropes?
How long can you last, can you keep it up forever?
Rhyme after rhyme can you keep your lines clever?

Judging by your sex life that shit is in doubt
Fuckin' white skanks who get out and about
You taggin shit so nasty you can't finish the sex
Pussy so bad you had to jack off when she left

And that shit just proves that you're a bitchmade pansy
She was a dirty skank with multiple cumstains on her panties
And she still refused to take your load in her face
What kinda pussified man lets a slut put him in his place?

Guess what? right now I got a confession to make
While you were gone your wife had a taste of my snake
She was tossin my salad, my ass smell started to linger
She jacked me off after takin the ring off her finger

At least you was a man and gave her a new diamond
I admire it whenever Vanessa & I are bumpin and grindin
You can't fuck with the champ so get out of my face
You cooked, you done, so tell me how my ass taste!


.....

..........

.....................

And now time to slay these other little bitches
Who turned their backs on me like some motherfuckin snitches
Don't ever forget that I rule this place
Now get on your knees and TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE

DPG21920, tell me how my ass taste!
rAm, tell me how my ass taste!
I.Hustle, tell me how my ass taste!
all you motherfuckers gonna tell me how my ass taste!

Kriz-Maxima, tell me how my ass taste!
lakaluva, tell me how my ass taste!
The Franchise, tell me how my ass taste!
xtremesteven33, tell me how my ass taste!

ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS GONNA TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!


holy shit wow. unbeatable. never doubt him. kobe doesnt have shit on shaq.

[DPG21920]

what rappin vinny gets no love

[MavDynasty]

what rappin vinny gets no love

sry but its lame

[DPG21920]

JpgpS3ogvMM

[tp2021]

Approaching Classic thread status

[urunobili]

Rappin Shaq layed Rapping Kobe's ass down :worthy:

[MavDynasty]

wtf biedrins were waiting

[Rappin' Biedrins]

alright. alright i know this place is in a riot,
but its my turn now and ya'll are all gonna like it.
my english not very good, but this rap stuff is easy.
all you other hypocrites are way too cheesy.

where i do start, oh yeah Rappin' Shaq,
look at you getting a heart attack.
just cause Kobe challenged you, the fans followed,
jesus, why do you have to be so hollow?
i would talk some shit about doing your wife,
but i already got a better one in my life
http://images.sports.cn/2004/04/05/129695A.jpg

Kobe stop staring already, you wont have any luck,
because she's mine and mine only to fuck.

and Rappin' Vinny, you need to hang em up,
your whole career was a big fuck up.
a perennial loser thats all you've ever been,
just like the Mavs, who were 67-15.
you gotta coaching job now, but what's there to prove?
they'll find themselves chokers after following your move.

Rapping Van Horn, your rhymes are almost as bad as your defense,
or just like your layup attempts, their just another easy miss.
you stand there trying to draw a charge,
while i throw it down so nasty on you i should get a red card.

who's next? oh yeah, Rappin Timmy.
i saw you looking at my wife with envy.
speaking of envy i want what you've got,
four rings is impressive, yeah thats a whole lot.
but this our territory you need to stay on the court,
we'll embarass you here, and you'll get no support.
and you need to watch out, im an up and coming center,
no longer will i be playing only in the winter.
but into spring, May, and even June.
my first championship cant come too soon.

so bow down to me, i put them all in their place,
yo all you Rappin' Trolls, tell me how ass taste!

[Tippecanoe]

Rappin' Biedrins the surprise dark horse :lol

[dbreiden83080]

How the fuck does this bitch get so much affection?
Well now you got Rappin' Shaq's undivided attention
You unleashed the beast, your future's lookin rocky
It's time for me to destroy your fuckin ass like Nagasaki

I'll admit that your first few raps were kinda dope
But how long before you get yourself put on the ropes?
How long can you last, can you keep it up forever?
Rhyme after rhyme can you keep your lines clever?

Judging by your sex life that shit is in doubt
Fuckin' white skanks who get out and about
You taggin shit so nasty you can't finish the sex
Pussy so bad you had to jack off when she left

And that shit just proves that you're a bitchmade pansy
She was a dirty skank with multiple cumstains on her panties
And she still refused to take your load in her face
What kinda pussified man lets a slut put him in his place?

Guess what? right now I got a confession to make
While you were gone your wife had a taste of my snake
She was tossin my salad, my ass smell started to linger
She jacked me off after takin the ring off her finger

At least you was a man and gave her a new diamond
I admire it whenever Vanessa & I are bumpin and grindin
You can't fuck with the champ so get out of my face
You cooked, you done, so tell me how my ass taste!


.....

..........

.....................

And now time to slay these other little bitches
Who turned their backs on me like some motherfuckin snitches
Don't ever forget that I rule this place
Now get on your knees and TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE

DPG21920, tell me how my ass taste!
rAm, tell me how my ass taste!
I.Hustle, tell me how my ass taste!
all you motherfuckers gonna tell me how my ass taste!

Kriz-Maxima, tell me how my ass taste!
lakaluva, tell me how my ass taste!
The Franchise, tell me how my ass taste!
xtremesteven33, tell me how my ass taste!

ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS GONNA TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!

:lol:lol

Rappin Shaq just silenced the doubters and laid claim to the title

[anakha]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 12 (9 members and 3 guests)

anakha, Tippecanoe, E20, Rappin' Stojakovic, DPG21920, MavDynasty, IronMexican, tp2021, lurker


The Euro-wife Rappers Challenge begins. :rollin

[anakha]

what rappin vinny gets no love

You should have created a Rappin' Del Negro troll.

[Rappin' Stojakovic]

The Euro-wife Rappers Challenge begins. :rollin

lol nah im not even gonna try. i just wanted to see who would notice first

[E20]

How the fuck does this bitch get so much affection?
Well now you got Rappin' Shaq's undivided attention
You unleashed the beast, your future's lookin rocky
It's time for me to destroy your fuckin ass like Nagasaki

I'll admit that your first few raps were kinda dope
But how long before you get yourself put on the ropes?
How long can you last, can you keep it up forever?
Rhyme after rhyme can you keep your lines clever?

Judging by your sex life that shit is in doubt
Fuckin' white skanks who get out and about
You taggin shit so nasty you can't finish the sex
Pussy so bad you had to jack off when she left

And that shit just proves that you're a bitchmade pansy
She was a dirty skank with multiple cumstains on her panties
And she still refused to take your load in her face
What kinda pussified man lets a slut put him in his place?

Guess what? right now I got a confession to make
While you were gone your wife had a taste of my snake
She was tossin my salad, my ass smell started to linger
She jacked me off after takin the ring off her finger

At least you was a man and gave her a new diamond
I admire it whenever Vanessa & I are bumpin and grindin
You can't fuck with the champ so get out of my face
You cooked, you done, so tell me how my ass taste!


.....

..........

.....................

And now time to slay these other little bitches
Who turned their backs on me like some motherfuckin snitches
Don't ever forget that I rule this place
Now get on your knees and TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE

DPG21920, tell me how my ass taste!
rAm, tell me how my ass taste!
I.Hustle, tell me how my ass taste!
all you motherfuckers gonna tell me how my ass taste!

Kriz-Maxima, tell me how my ass taste!
lakaluva, tell me how my ass taste!
The Franchise, tell me how my ass taste!
xtremesteven33, tell me how my ass taste!

ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS GONNA TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!

WOW LMAO

Rapping Shaq for the mother fuckign win.!@!!!!!

[MavDynasty]

fail(van horn)

[anakha]

lol nah im not even gonna try. i just wanted to see who would notice first

Weak.

Biedrins has laid down the challenge. Step up or GTFO! :lol

[MavDynasty]

Weak.

Biedrins has laid down the challenge. Step up or GTFO! :lol

true dat

[Rappin' Stojakovic]

i just hug the line and try to get 3 cheap points. i dont rap:depressed

[DPG21920]

http://chicagoist.com/attachments/chicago_benjy/2008_06_vinny_del_negro.jpg
Rappin Vinny:

Rappin Shaq: I may be 6 foot 4 you may be 7'6
But I'm bigger than you with the rhymes that I spit
Everyone knows I am not into sloppy seconds
I tried to pull out ya wife, but I think I got the bitch pregnant
So don't be surprised when "you" have a baby with the ho
And don't be surprised when the kid makes a free throw
I am done with you, your old and slow
Your guts hanging over and your balls hang low

Next on up is rapping B
Your flow and spike hair are both goofy
He's the dark horse, I'm the Italian Stallion
I crush him with my rap, and do it while I'm stylin
Funny that you would bring up my career,
When Mbenga is the one giving it to ya up the rear
All your good for is put backs and tips
Well heres one for you, dude you should quit
So damn scrawny, homie eat a snack
Your the only rapper on here that shoots worse than Shaq
Maybe if yall both practice forever
you could shoot 2 for 20 if you combined scores together

So thats it for now, I know it stings like mace
All at once now, tell my how my ass taste.

[DPG21920]

You should have created a Rappin' Del Negro troll.

I know, but I was gonna act like he got on my account...Rappin Vinny troll would of held his own

[manufor3]

im waiting for rappin' dirk

[Epic Fail]

http://chicagoist.com/attachments/chicago_benjy/2008_06_vinny_del_negro.jpg
Rappin Vinny:

Rappin Shaq: I may be 6 foot 4 you may be 7'6
But I'm bigger than you with the rhymes that I spit
Everyone knows I am not into sloppy seconds
I tried to pull out ya wife, but I think I got the bitch pregnant
So don't be surprised when "you" have a baby with the ho
And don't be surprised when the kid makes a free throw
I am done with you, your old and slow
Your guts hanging over and your balls hang low

Next on up is rapping B
Your flow and spike hair are both goofy
He's the dark horse, I'm the Italian Stallion
I crush him with my rap, and do it while I'm stylin
Funny that you would bring up my career,
When Mbenga is the one giving it to ya up the rear
All your good for is put backs and tips
Well heres one for you, dude you should quit
So damn scrawny, homie eat a snack
Your the only rapper on here that shoots worse than Shaq
Maybe if yall both practice forever
you could shoot 2 for 20 if you combined scores together

So thats it for now, I know it stings like mace
All at once now, tell my how my ass taste.

did you ask for me?

[anakha]

Now that Biedrins has brought in the wife comparisons, I will be very disappointed if we don't see a Rappin' Jaric post soon.

[DPG21920]

did you ask for me?

Get outta here!

[AnotherArgie]

Rappin' Shaq is my idol.

[endrity]

I think the thread has officially reached classic status, one to remember for sure.

p.s Epic Fail has also been one of the coolest idea for a troll that someone ever thought of.

[RonMexico]

This thread is great. Rappin' Shaq cannot be touched - it's official. Rappin' Kobe has to come back with something good or Rappin' Biedrins needs to step up if we want this to be a contest at all.

Rappin' Shaq's 32 overall posts (as of today) might be the greatest in SpursTalk history.

[Doug Collins]

It's over. Rappin' Shaq pwnage

[dallaskd]

good work LEONARD. :lol

i knew you could get the basketball fans riled up. :lol

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

good work LEONARD. :lol

i knew you could get the basketball fans riled up. :lol

Please don't say he's Rappin' Shaq.

[J.T.]

Rappin' Shaq isn't LEONARD, it's me

[baseline bum]

Damn, you got skills Shaq

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/7650/5micsql9.png

[E20]

I'm actually rapping shaq.

[Borosai]

I'm amused.

[IronMexican]

This reminds me of that South Park episode when Cartman fucked the town up with that speed boat.

[dirk4mvp]

rappin shaq laid all you fake bitches down.


nobody can touch rappin shaq. rapin kobe is the closest but he's still far away.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

This reminds me of that South Park episode when Cartman fucked the town up with that speed boat.

:lol

[rj215]

Rappin' Shaq is the G.O.A.T.

[Rappin Robert Horry]

Now what do we have here, a bunch of fakers
Two white boys and a scorned Laker
Van Horn you carry round craka rap baggage
your stupid ass rymed average with average

Beiedrins you right, that wifey is hot
tell me did the the wedding band cost alot?
you talk about rings like they easy to get
not for you commie cause you can't shoot for shit

Which brings me to you mister Fail
You had to bribe your wife to stay out of jail
Your time without shaq ain't been fun
when you made it to the playoffs, you lost to the suns
But how do you trade away being Nash's bitch?
A forty point flameout to the celtics.
That shit was so bad it wasn't even funny
you should have sued for undisclosed money,
Like that peace of white tail you just couldn't pass
you probably didn't enjoy taking it up the ass

I could go on but that's just a waste,
all you bitches know how my ass tastes

[mavs>spurs2]

Now what do we have here, a bunch of fakers
Two white boys and a scorned Laker
Van Horn you carry round craka rap baggage
your stupid ass rymed average with average

Beiedrins you right, that wifey is hot
tell me did the the wedding band cost alot?
you talk about rings like they easy to get
not for you commie cause you can't shoot for shit

Which brings me to you mister Fail
You had to bribe your wife to stay out of jail
Your time without shaq ain't been fun
when you made it to the playoffs, you lost to the suns
But how do you trade away being Nash's bitch?
A forty point flameout to the celtics.
That shit was so bad it wasn't even funny
you should have sued for undisclosed maney,
Like that peace of white tail you just couldn't pass
you probably didn't enjoy taking it up the ass

I could go on but that's just a waste,
all you bitches know how my ass tastes

:lmao win!

[Rappin' Timmy]

How the fuck does this bitch get so much affection?
Well now you got Rappin' Shaq's undivided attention
You unleashed the beast, your future's lookin rocky
It's time for me to destroy your fuckin ass like Nagasaki

I'll admit that your first few raps were kinda dope
But how long before you get yourself put on the ropes?
How long can you last, can you keep it up forever?
Rhyme after rhyme can you keep your lines clever?

Judging by your sex life that shit is in doubt
Fuckin' white skanks who get out and about
You taggin shit so nasty you can't finish the sex
Pussy so bad you had to jack off when she left

And that shit just proves that you're a bitchmade pansy
She was a dirty skank with multiple cumstains on her panties
And she still refused to take your load in her face
What kinda pussified man lets a slut put him in his place?

Guess what? right now I got a confession to make
While you were gone your wife had a taste of my snake
She was tossin my salad, my ass smell started to linger
She jacked me off after takin the ring off her finger

At least you was a man and gave her a new diamond
I admire it whenever Vanessa & I are bumpin and grindin
You can't fuck with the champ so get out of my face
You cooked, you done, so tell me how my ass taste!


.....

..........

.....................

And now time to slay these other little bitches
Who turned their backs on me like some motherfuckin snitches
Don't ever forget that I rule this place
Now get on your knees and TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE

DPG21920, tell me how my ass taste!
rAm, tell me how my ass taste!
I.Hustle, tell me how my ass taste!
all you motherfuckers gonna tell me how my ass taste!

Kriz-Maxima, tell me how my ass taste!
lakaluva, tell me how my ass taste!
The Franchise, tell me how my ass taste!
xtremesteven33, tell me how my ass taste!

ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS GONNA TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!

I'm not gonna lie that was pretty fuckin' good
But lay off of Kobe, he's just a poor little nub
You put him in his place, it's time to move on
Cause the Big Fundamental is comin' on strong

You're a big, fat shit, who's fallin' behind in the race
C'mon Shaq, you gotta pick up the fuckin' pace
We each got four rings, but my career ain't done
I'm workin' on my fifth, while you're strugglin' to run

So let's hear your response, it better be quick
It better be good or else you'll be suckin' my dick
When it's all said and done, I'll jizz on your face
Now Shaq, TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!

[Rappin Robert Horry]

I'm not gonna lie that was pretty fuckin' good
But lay off of Kobe, he's just a poor little nub
You put him in his place, it's time to move on
Cause the Big Fundamental is comin' on strong

You're a big, fat shit, who's fallin' behind in the race
C'mon Shaq, you gotta pick up the fuckin' pace
We each got four rings, but my career ain't done
I'm workin' on my fifth, while you're strugglin' to run

So let's hear your response, it better be quick
It better be good or else you'll be suckin' my dick
When it's all said and done, I'll jizz on your face
Now Shaq, TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!

You know that we is homies, cuz we tight like that
But you should know better than to go against Shaq
An 80 year old may run a better quarter time
But Shaq's real skill is spittin dope rymes
In nerd terms you'd understand, as to why you can't win
Shaqs a level 50 wizard and you an apprentice paladin

[angelbelow]

terrble

[Rappin Robert Horry]

Does Rappin Shaq have multiple personalities???


I guess i have to intro me to you
I'm the guy with that shot in oh2
Two times with two team I've won it all twice
now i gots more rings than Kobe's wife
I've always been known to pick the right team
And I've got more rings than any Laker can dream
i'm not shaq as you can plainly see
It's just too awesome to be me
Me and shaq share one thing since you're so eager
Kobe ain't won shit since i left either.

question asked question answered now you know my place
lakaluva TELL MY HOW MY ASS TASTES

[Rap Kill Bill Pana]

I come here to says one thing,
US #1 rank is joke like Kobe wife's $4 millions ring,
Golds in Olympia dont means shit,
New FIBA ranking say you not legit,
All Americas can shut up their lies now,
In last 8 year of basketball you shit like cow

[mavs>spurs2]

I come here to says one thing,
US #1 rank is joke like Kobe wife's $4 millions ring,
Golds in Olympia dont means shit,
New FIBA ranking say you not legit,
All Americas can shut up their lies now,
In last 8 year of basketball you shit like cow

:lmao :lmao :lol :rollin :wow :lmao

this is my new favorite fucking troll

[anakha]

I come here to says one thing,
US #1 rank is joke like Kobe wife's $4 millions ring,
Golds in Olympia dont means shit,
New FIBA ranking say you not legit,
All Americas can shut up their lies now,
In last 8 year of basketball you shit like cow

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/6978/kaneklapae4wf6lm9.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[tp2021]

Me and shaq share one thing since you're so eager
Kobe ain't won shit since i left either.


now THAT is a line.

[Rappin Ha-Seung Jin]

Shaq you're big but you ain't nuthin

A real man knows how to ride the muffin

Yo I'm sick of your lame ass getting riches and fame

When they all should be acredditing my name.

Ya think you're big, ya think you're funny.

All ya are is a prison bitch honey.

I'm the fridge, the mountain, the Asian Cooler

I'll bend ya over bitch and it'll be all the crueler

Now Shaq..TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES.

[Epic Fail]

Shaq you're big but you ain't nuthin

A real man knows how to ride the muffin

Yo I'm sick of your lame ass getting riches and fame

When they all should be acredditing my name.

Ya think you're big, ya think you're funny.

All ya are is a prison bitch honey.

I'm the fridge, the mountain, the Asian Cooler

I'll bend ya over bitch and it'll be all the crueler

Now Shaq..TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES.

we should hang out more often

[Warlord23]

Thread of the year!!

Rap rankings:
1. Shaq
2. Horry
3. Kobe
4. Biedrins
5. Kill Bill Pana

[Rappin' Ref]

This one's for Vlade, I heard he was snitchin'
I'm outin' myself, so stop all the bitchin'
Now keep your mouth shut while I blow my whistle
Shaq's not to blame, it's me quite simple
I needed some money and needed it fast
So I swallowed my whistle every time you flopped on your ass
I told my fellow men to do the same
Its pretty damn obvious why the Lakers won the game
Personally I liked Webber, Bibby, and Christie
While on the court, their passes were nifty
Stern forced our calls and knew it'd be risky
He had profits to protect, your finals ratings would have been shitty
I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize
The Kings deserved the win, your series was compromised
I feel remorse, I feel regret
But this fat wad of cash helps me to forget
And to the fans of Sac who feel they were screwed
To those of you who yelled and booed
You're all stupid rednecks who are dumb as hell
Who comes to a ball game and brings a bell

[AnotherArgie]

I come here to says one thing,
US #1 rank is joke like Kobe wife's $4 millions ring,
Golds in Olympia dont means shit,
New FIBA ranking say you not legit,
All Americas can shut up their lies now,
In last 8 year of basketball you shit like cow

:rollin

[Duncanoypi]

WTF!....where's rappin udrih when you needed him?

[benefactor]

I come here to says one thing,
US #1 rank is joke like Kobe wife's $4 millions ring,
Golds in Olympia dont means shit,
New FIBA ranking say you not legit,
All Americas can shut up their lies now,
In last 8 year of basketball you shit like cow
:lmao:rollin:lmao

This one of the best threads I have ever read...on any forum.

:bking

[Pero]

I come here to says one thing,
US #1 rank is joke like Kobe wife's $4 millions ring,
Golds in Olympia dont means shit,
New FIBA ranking say you not legit,
All Americas can shut up their lies now,
In last 8 year of basketball you shit like cow

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[manufor3]

im laughing so hard.

[TheProfessor]

Amazing. Best thread I've seen on ST.

[stretch]

this thread should be classic, but with idiots like lakaluva and DPG doing raps without even signing into trolls has been completely ruining it.

on a side note... did anyone notice that it says RAPIN' Kobe, instead of RAPPIN' Kobe? I'm wondering if that was intended to be a subtle shot or not... but i found it amusing...

[Doug Collins]

I come here to says one thing,
US #1 rank is joke like Kobe wife's $4 millions ring,
Golds in Olympia dont means shit,
New FIBA ranking say you not legit,
All Americas can shut up their lies now,
In last 8 year of basketball you shit like cow

Beautiful

[RonMexico]

this thread should be classic, but with idiots like lakaluva and DPG doing raps without even signing into trolls has been completely ruining it.

on a side note... did anyone notice that it says RAPIN' Kobe, instead of RAPPIN' Kobe? I'm wondering if that was intended to be a subtle shot or not... but i found it amusing...

Yeah, I didn't realize that until last night...

Rap Kill Bill Pana is the only one who can come close to Rappin' Shaq right now in the humor dept. We need to see more of him.

[BUMP]

This one's for Vlade, I heard he was snitchin'
I'm outin' myself, so stop all the bitchin'
Now keep your mouth shut while I blow my whistle
Shaq's not to blame, it's me quite simple
I needed some money and needed it fast
So I swallowed my whistle every time you flopped on your ass
I told my fellow men to do the same
Its pretty damn obvious why the Lakers won the game
Personally I liked Webber, Bibby, and Christie
While on the court, their passes were nifty
Stern forced our calls and knew it'd be risky
He had profits to protect, your finals ratings would have been shitty
I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize
The Kings deserved the win, your series was compromised
I feel remorse, I feel regret
But this fat wad of cash helps me to forget
And to the fans of Sac who feel they were screwed
To those of you who yelled and booed
You're all stupid rednecks who are dumb as hell
Who comes to a ball game and brings a bell

this one's not bad:lol

[TheMadHatter]

Best thread ever.

[lurker]

I didn't notice it said Rapin' Kobe either. +1 for Kobe.

[Anti.Hero]

I come here to says one thing,
US #1 rank is joke like Kobe wife's $4 millions ring,
Golds in Olympia dont means shit,
New FIBA ranking say you not legit,
All Americas can shut up their lies now,
In last 8 year of basketball you shit like cow

lmfao

[BUMP]

this thread FTW!!

[I. Hustle]

I.Hustle, tell me how my ass taste!


Call me out?! Tell you how your ass taste?!
Bitch you’re phonier than those chicks that look better on myspace
They don’t front like you we all know they’re dumb hoes
You knuckle up but your shit’s weaker than your free throws

I Hustle bitch I don’t claim to rap
Don’t get bitter cuz I ain’t all up on your nut sack
Fuk Kobe too that bitch can eat a dick
I just gave him his because compared to yours his first rhyme was sick

Don’t call me out again faggot askin how your ass taste
I won’t ask like Kobe I’ll just nut all up in your fat face
So the next time you crossed eyed bitch decides to get up in my space
I’ll yell out YO Rappin’ Shaq TELL ME HOW MY NUT TASTES
YO SNAQ TELL ME HOW MY NUT TASTES!


You're not my bitch so you never had my "affection" faggot

[monosylab1k]

TELL ME HOW MY NUT TASTES

You only have one?

[Rappin' Obama]

My name is Obama,
I drop bombs like Osama,
Without humping dem llamas.
Uh Break it down.

My brothers, my sisters, The Chosen one is here.
Please do not hate, for that is all I do fear.
The anger, the hatred, it does not belong,
No one cares about rings, your wives, or Shaq's Schlong.

Speaking of Shaq, I ain't got yo back.
I am The One, you are the self-proclaimed Big Diesel.
You are killing the planet, the birds, and the Weasel.
Your wife went from Diesel, and then to unleaded (divorce homie)
I beg of you wind, solar, & gas before we all get beheaded!

And then we have Kobe, Mr. 81.
Barrack is not impressed, Barrack needs no gun.
I stuck to my bell, the beautiful Michelle.
You pull an Edwards and cheat on your wife,
Homie probably supports the war and is most definitely pro-life.

In conclusion my friends, my neighbors, my bitches.
Snitches get stitches and believers get Hope.
Hope we can believe in, hope that will change, change that will bring hope, and a changed belief in hope to change the future hope of all who hope for change and...

*record skip*

God Bless you all, from large to small.
God Bless America, from Derek to Erica.

Take it ova Beyonce!!!

4cjtRgnj7pA

[urunobili]

I come here to says one thing,
US #1 rank is joke like Kobe wife's $4 millions ring,
Golds in Olympia dont means shit,
New FIBA ranking say you not legit,
All Americas can shut up their lies now,
In last 8 year of basketball you shit like cow

troll of the year candidate! :lmao

[I. Hustle]

You only have one?
translation:
As in I bust a nut.
To have nutted.
In the process of or to be nutting
ex: I just nutted all over her face.
ex #2: YO SNAQ TELL ME HOW MY NUT TASTES!

[rAm]

I come here to says one thing,
US #1 rank is joke like Kobe wife's $4 millions ring,
Golds in Olympia dont means shit,
New FIBA ranking say you not legit,
All Americas can shut up their lies now,
In last 8 year of basketball you shit like cow

:lol

thats rich.

Rappin' Horry was pretty good too.

[Medvedenko]

Yeah, I have to admit, this is pretty good.

[Rappin Wilt]

Who the fuck is Rappin Shaq, getting all this rave
That the Rappin basketball legends, had to wake me up out of my grave
You got the nerve to call yourself Superman, or even the man of steel
If you had upped yo game, Buss would have gave you a new deal

You call yo self a horse, muthafucca Im a sex legend
20,000 hoes served, is what landed me in heaven
Not one dollar spent, especially not a million
The way you was out there trickin, it could have been a billion

You let Kobe run you out town, then your wife started cheatin
Fool dont you know, thats when I would have commenced to beating
On her muthafuccin ass, everyday and everynight
Not on fuckin youtube, tryin to start web fights

But you let her come back, even after you caught her sucking dick
Im not gonna ask you how my ass taste, cause you a fuccin trick
Im a end this lil session, and put it all to rest
But remember one thing, Im the muthafuccin best
The whole world bows down to my 100, and Im a throw in yo face
But tell me one thing Shaq, how my muthafuccin ass taste

[urunobili]

yooooooooooo! It's on! WAR WAR WAR WAR!

Kick this fucker's ass Rapping Shaq!

[rAm]

Who the fuck is Rappin Shaq, getting all this rave
That the Rappin basketball legends, had to wake me up out of my grave
You got the nerve to call yourself Superman, or even the man of steel
If you had upped yo game, Buss would have gave you a new deal

You call yo self a horse, muthafucca Im a sex legend
20,000 hoes served, is what landed me in heaven
Not one dollar spent, especially not a million
The way you was out there trickin, it could have been a billion

You let Kobe run you out town, then your wife started cheatin
Fool dont you know, thats when I would have commenced to beating
On her muthafuccin ass, everyday and everynight
Not on fuckin youtube, tryin to start web fights

But you let her come back, even after you caught her sucking dick
Im not gonna ask you how my ass taste, cause you a fuccin trick
Im a end this lil session, and put it all to rest
But remember one thing, Im the muthafuccin best
The whole world bows down to my 100, and Im a throw in yo face
But tell me one thing Shaq, how my muthafuccin ass taste

Boring, go post in the other thread unless you are actually going to bring something funny.

[DPG21920]

I created Rappin Vinny to taunt Rappin Shaq, little did I know I was unleashing the fury of hell. There has been some good replies, but Rappin Shaq has easily laid them all to rest. Rappin Shaq is the G.O.A.T

[I. Hustle]

I created Rappin Vinny to taunt Rappin Shaq, little did I know I was unleashing the fury of hell. There has been some good replies, but Rappin Shaq has easily laid them all to rest. Rappin Shaq is the G.O.A.T

:td BS

[DPG21920]

:td BS

Your life is bs

[DPG21920]

Mine came right after the Rappin Kobe, I clearly stated that Rappin Kobe won (which he did) then made Rappin Vinny with my screen name showing so there were no secrets. All to stir up the Shaq. It failed, I will gladly admit it, but it did inspire some other stuff

[Slo spurs fan]

I come here to says one thing,
US #1 rank is joke like Kobe wife's $4 millions ring,
Golds in Olympia dont means shit,
New FIBA ranking say you not legit,
All Americas can shut up their lies now,
In last 8 year of basketball you shit like cow

:lmao Winner!!! :rollin

[I. Hustle]

Your life is bs

This may be true but you shit like cow

[DPG21920]

This may be true but you shit like cow

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[I. Hustle]

Mine came right after the Rappin Kobe, I clearly stated that Rappin Kobe won (which he did) then made Rappin Vinny with my screen name showing so there were no secrets. All to stir up the Shaq. It failed, I will gladly admit it, but it did inspire some other stuff

BTW I was sayin BS to the GOAT remark not all the rest. I think I read some that were better than his. He got here first so of course he built that base I'll give him that but it's like saying that Michael Keaton will always be the best Batman because he was the first (movie Batman). Times change and KBP is the new Batman so to speak. :lol

[DPG21920]

It would of been better if I created a troll, but I wanted him to know it was me so he would go off. That's why he has not replied to all of the rest, to many people coming at him that are not worthy.

[DPG21920]

Rappin Kobe, Horry, Biedrins and KBP are legit though. Rappin Shaq needs to answer them or they will take over.

[BUMP]

Rappin' Obama and Rappin' Mihm are now viewing

[urunobili]

Rappin Kobe, Horry, Biedrins and KBP are legit though. Rappin Shaq needs to answer them or they will take over.

i think they're all the same guy... was too many creative minds... :stirpot:

[DPG21920]

What if Kill bill rapped as himself and Rappin Shaq?

[stretch]

Mine came right after the Rappin Kobe, I clearly stated that Rappin Kobe won (which he did) then made Rappin Vinny with my screen name showing so there were no secrets. All to stir up the Shaq. It failed, I will gladly admit it, but it did inspire some other stuff

you didnt inspire shit

[Rappin Shaq's Agent]

BTW I was sayin BS to the GOAT remark not all the rest. I think I read some that were better than his. He got here first so of course he built that base I'll give him that but it's like saying that Michael Keaton will always be the best Batman because he was the first (movie Batman). Times change and KBP is the new Batman so to speak. :lol

My client only feels the need to respond to challengers who are worth his time, which is a group you aren't a part of. The incredible failure of your so-called "rap", along with your obvious baiting & fake posturing, are undoubtedly nothing more than attention-whoring moves, and definitely gives you "bitch status" in my client's eyes. You challenging my client is the equivalent of DeShawn Stevenson attempting to take on LeBron, which was like Soulja Boy taking on Jay-Z. If you'd like to participate in a battle you can possibly win, my client suggests taking on Rappin' Van Horn as he's somewhere around your level.

[resistanze]

you didnt inspire shit

Epic failures have been known to inspire some.

[DPG21920]

you didnt inspire shit

I wish I could press F8 and bitch slap you!

[DPG21920]

Mine came right after the Rappin Kobe, I clearly stated that Rappin Kobe won (which he did) then made Rappin Vinny with my screen name showing so there were no secrets. All to stir up the Shaq. It failed, I will gladly admit it, but it did inspire some other stuff

How can you come at a man who goes after himself...you can't

[stretch]

I wish I could press F8 and bitch slap you!

you can. press F9.

[stretch]

How can you come at a man who goes after himself...you can't

just did

[TheMadHatter]

So are we ever gonna get to find out who all the Rappin' trolls are?

[stretch]

So are we ever gonna get to find out who all the Rappin' trolls are?

i know

[DPG21920]

just did

You did nothing, just like most other days in your life

[BUMP]

Rappin' Shaq and Ostertag are viewing get ready

[AnotherArgie]

LOL:

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[I. Hustle]

My client only feels the need to respond to challengers who are worth his time, which is a group you aren't a part of. The incredible failure of your so-called "rap", along with your obvious baiting & fake posturing, are undoubtedly nothing more than attention-whoring moves, and definitely gives you "bitch status" in my client's eyes. You challenging my client is the equivalent of DeShawn Stevenson attempting to take on LeBron, which was like Soulja Boy taking on Jay-Z. If you'd like to participate in a battle you can possibly win, my client suggests taking on Rappin' Van Horn as he's somewhere around your level.

I’ve looked this over, reviewed it and determined that what you are saying means shit. Bitch called me out first not the other way around. He can duck me if he wants I have no problem with that. Your client isn’t even on the level of rappin VanHorn.
So to sum up my feelings for your response. I read it, printed it, crumbled it up and straightened it out, repeated that process until it was nice and soft and then wiped my ass with it.

Also your client had already received "bitch" status in my eyes and you just joined him. So you two can go hug it then tug it out bitch.

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lol its like the calm before the storm. the anticipation is too much

[Rappin' Shaq]

Now what do we have here, a bunch of fakers
Two white boys and a scorned Laker
Van Horn you carry round craka rap baggage
your stupid ass rymed average with average

Beiedrins you right, that wifey is hot
tell me did the the wedding band cost alot?
you talk about rings like they easy to get
not for you commie cause you can't shoot for shit

Which brings me to you mister Fail
You had to bribe your wife to stay out of jail
Your time without shaq ain't been fun
when you made it to the playoffs, you lost to the suns
But how do you trade away being Nash's bitch?
A forty point flameout to the celtics.
That shit was so bad it wasn't even funny
you should have sued for undisclosed money,
Like that peace of white tail you just couldn't pass
you probably didn't enjoy taking it up the ass

I could go on but that's just a waste,
all you bitches know how my ass tastes

I'm down with this rap, good shit, nothing boring
Big props for Big Shot Rappin Robert Horry
Hittin shots in the clutch, teabaggin the sluts
We gon' drop all these fucks ridin on our nuts

Other rappers are in doubt, this shit is just scary
Knockin their asses out to feed em our dingleberrys
Rappin' Shaq & Rappin' Horry takin over this place
All those other bitch rappers must enjoy how our ass taste

[DPG21920]

I think Rappin Shaq is either:

KBP - because that would just bring the joint down

Slomo - because he has a master plan to have everyone have a custom sig of Rappin Shaq because he's into the that

or

Stretch - not because he has any talent that he displays, but because he is in here posting, leaves and then Rappin Shaq suddenly appears in the thread

[DPG21920]

I'm down with this rap, good shit, nothing boring
Big props for Big Shot Rappin Robert Horry
Hittin shots in the clutch, teabaggin the sluts
We gon' drop all these fucks ridin on our nuts

Other rappers are in doubt, this shit is just scary
Knockin their asses out to feed em our dingleberrys
Rappin' Shaq & Rappin' Horry takin over this place
All those other bitch rappers must enjoy how our ass taste

Oh shit, a duo now. Like Snoop and Dre.

[stretch]

Stretch - not because he has any talent that he displays, but because he is in here posting, leaves and then Rappin Shaq suddenly appears in the thread

you obviously spend a lot of time paying attention to what other people are doing on an internet forum. me in particular.

[AnotherArgie]

Rappin' Shaq never lets me down. :clap

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who is Rappin Shaq?

[DPG21920]

you obviously spend a lot of time paying attention to what other people are doing on an internet forum. me in particular.

Nope, just today. I don't think I have ever talked to you before today. I just noticed that we were bantering, you left and Rappin' Shaq appeared. Don't flatter yourself kid.

[Slomo]

...
Slomo - because he has a master plan to have everyone have a custom sig of Rappin Shaq because he's into the that...


:lol

I Wish! Unfortunately I can barely read those rhymes, let alone write them. How did you come to the idea it was me? Are you reading this thread doing Rasho's accent? :lol

[Rappin' Shaq]

where i do start, oh yeah Rappin' Shaq,
look at you getting a heart attack.
just cause Kobe challenged you, the fans followed,
jesus, why do you have to be so hollow?
i would talk some shit about doing your wife,
but i already got a better one in my life

Oh my god, is this little bitch for real?
I can't believe this sorry shit right here
You ain't a legit NBA player, you got here on your belly
You got your job cuz you took it in the ass from Nellie

You brag about your woman but I've had way better ho's
She ain't even hot enough to stick her tongue in my butthole
That skank's run through the NBA, that pussy's overripe
Put a blacklight on her panties and it brightens up the night

You thought you could take me on? Bitch you in a dream
You shoot your fuckin free throws even worse than me
So get your Latvian/Russian/whatever the fuck you are out my face
Go farm some potatoes and tell me how my ass taste!

[dirk4mvp]

ethered

[Rappin' Ostertag]

To the poser Rapin' Kobe.....

Boy, I'm gon’ chew you, ‘cause I knew you
Was talking that junk, punk, now I’ma do you
The way you should be done - call you my son
Make you say "Daddy, I don't want none!"
I've had enough of you acting tough
You huff, puff, grab your stuff, you cream puff bluff
Talk about a battle, but you don't wanna do it
You got yourself into it, you blew it
You egomaniac, I'm a brainiac
You came back with a stone cold plain attack

Make him feel the wrath, beat him down and laugh
And when I’m finished, I'm gonna ask him
”Who's the best?” And if he don't say Shaq
I'll take my whip and make him call himself whack
Whip him good, then I'll make him sweat
Always talking about battles, but he never had a battle yet
But if we ever did, how could he beat me?
He’s so petrified and scared to even meet me!
My word's the law – that's why you don't beef
You're nothing but a punk, court star, and a thief
So I'm putting you on punishment, just like a child
Never touch another mic – how ya like me now?

[DPG21920]

Oh my god, is this little bitch for real?
I can't believe this sorry shit right here
You ain't a legit NBA player, you got here on your belly
You got your job cuz you took it in the ass from Nellie

You brag about your woman but I've had way better ho's
She ain't even hot enough to stick her tongue in my butthole
That skank's run through the NBA, that pussy's overripe
Put a blacklight on her panties and it brightens up the night

You thought you could take me on? Bitch you in a dream
You shoot your fuckin free throws even worse than me
So get your Latvian/Russian/whatever the fuck you are out my face
Go farm some potatoes and tell me how my ass taste!

That is hilarious. Although Rappin Vinny already used the FT comparison.

[DPG21920]

:lol

I Wish! Unfortunately I can barely read those rhymes, let alone write them. How did you come to the idea it was me? Are you reading this thread doing Rasho's accent? :lol

I did not really think it was you, just saw you viewing!

[DPG21920]

you obviously spend a lot of time paying attention to what other people are doing on an internet forum. me in particular.

http://www.parentsascoaches.net/images/toolbox.jpg

[Rappin' Spursstalker]

Look boys...all this fighting is ridiculous
Why don't you come over here and put your dick in this?
What? You think you're too good for a gal like me.
Fine, then I'll just e-bang the next troll I see.

Oh, look it's mouse again!
Are you still coming to my house at ten?
I cooked you your favorite supper.
On your way pick up a box of rubbers.

Spursreport has banned me like fifty times.
I guess Dusty didn't like being last in line.
I tried to make a new home at Spurstalk.
But there aren't enough guys who'll let me tease their cock.

So, I'll take my ball and go home.
But everyone knows I'll never be alone.
Talking about it myself is such a waste.
Just ask Mouse...he'll tell you how my ass tastes.

[Rapin' Kobe]

Man fuck this shit it's time to let the dogs loose
Rappin' Shaq gettin dropped like Tupac in Juice
The dude's rhymes are gettin weak, and his agent is a bitch
Plus Shaq & Rappin' Horry are on some Brokeback shit

I go and drop 81 points on the Raptors
Shaq drops 81 pounders in the crapper
Fat fucking bitch, your scale never goes South
How you type raps while stuffin burgers in your mouth?

So bow down to the champ, your butthole is gettin stabbed
If you really want I'll even give you an autograph
Fuck with me again and it won't be considered rape
Cuz talkin shit to me is asking to know how my ass taste

[DPG21920]

Ok, ok, ok

[Hype Man Manu]

Man fuck this shit it's time to let the dogs loose
Rappin' Shaq gettin dropped like Tupac in Juice
The dude's rhymes are gettin weak, and his agent is a bitch
Plus Shaq & Rappin' Horry are on some Brokeback shit

I go and drop 81 points on the Raptors
Shaq drops 81 pounders in the crapper
Fat fucking bitch, your scale never goes South
How you type raps while stuffin burgers in your mouth?

So bow down to the champ, your butthole is gettin stabbed
If you really want I'll even give you an autograph
Fuck with me again and it won't be considered rape
Cuz talkin shit to me is asking to know how my ass taste


WHAT WHAT WHAT YO SHAQ TELL 'EM HOW IS ASS TASTE!

YO YO YO BURGERS IN YOUR MOUTH!

[dirk4mvp]

WHAT WHAT WHAT YO SHAQ TELL 'EM HOW IS ASS TASTE!

YO YO YO BURGERS IN YOUR MOUTH!


:lmao :rollin :lmao

[Hype Man Manu]

Yo Tell 'em It's Some Brokeback Shit!


Kobe...whaaaaaaaaaaaat?!

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Sweet Jeebus this thing is going classic before our eyes.

[Doug Collins]

Man fuck this shit it's time to let the dogs loose
Rappin' Shaq gettin dropped like Tupac in Juice
The dude's rhymes are gettin weak, and his agent is a bitch
Plus Shaq & Rappin' Horry are on some Brokeback shit

I go and drop 81 points on the Raptors
Shaq drops 81 pounders in the crapper
Fat fucking bitch, your scale never goes South
How you type raps while stuffin burgers in your mouth?

So bow down to the champ, your butthole is gettin stabbed
If you really want I'll even give you an autograph
Fuck with me again and it won't be considered rape
Cuz talkin shit to me is asking to know how my ass taste

Dear God. This has made my work day.

[DPG21920]

6_RicayN7X8

[Hype Man Manu]

Let the dogs loose!
WHAT!
Let the dogs loose
WHAT!

Just throw your hands in the air
Just throw your hands in the air!

[DPG21920]

Can we get Rappin Rob to the stage

[RonMexico]

The appearence of Hype Man Manu has literally made me shit my pants at work.

[AnotherArgie]

Rappin Horry is reading!

[remingtonbo2001]

....

[Rappin Robert Horry]

Man fuck this shit it's time to let the dogs loose
Rappin' Shaq gettin dropped like Tupac in Juice
The dude's rhymes are gettin weak, and his agent is a bitch
Plus Shaq & Rappin' Horry are on some Brokeback shit

I go and drop 81 points on the Raptors
Shaq drops 81 pounders in the crapper
Fat fucking bitch, your scale never goes South
How you type raps while stuffin burgers in your mouth?

So bow down to the champ, your butthole is gettin stabbed
If you really want I'll even give you an autograph
Fuck with me again and it won't be considered rape
Cuz talkin shit to me is asking to know how my ass taste

Behold the highlight of Kobe's career
when you dropped 81 on a team that year
Then you went on to lose a 3-1 lead
you'd need tampons to stop your butt bleed.
That thing on your ass ain't no skin rash
it's just a brand that says "Property of Nash"
Now I gots six rings cause I'm so damn slick
I gots one on my thumb and a large one for my dick
Now you thinking "Horry ain't you missin a ring"
Well yo wife gots one cause she likes that sort of thing
i will have to admit she's one expensive sister
but she had to get something when i was done with her
Now you know to stay out my face
and if you kissed yo girl you know how my ass tastes.

[xtremesteven33]

Rappin Shaq and Horry gotta be the same guy.....

[Classic Thread]

I approve this.

[Hype Man Manu]

Damn I can’t go against the Spurs uni



Yo get the tampons for the ass bleeds
GET THE TAMPONS FOR THE ASS BLEEDS
I SAID GET THE TAMPONS FOR THE ASS BLEEDS!

[monosylab1k]

Damn I can’t go against the Spurs uni



Yo get the tampons for the ass bleeds
GET THE TAMPONS FOR THE ASS BLEEDS
I SAID GET THE TAMPONS FOR THE ASS BLEEDS!

:lmao hype man manu has quickly become the best thing about this thread.

[rAm]

I approve this.

:lol


Damn I can’t go against the Spurs uni



Yo get the tampons for the ass bleeds
GET THE TAMPONS FOR THE ASS BLEEDS
I SAID GET THE TAMPONS FOR THE ASS BLEEDS!

:lmao

[urunobili]

Behold the highlight of Kobe's career
when you dropped 81 on a team that year
Then you went on to lose a 3-1 lead
you'd need tampons to stop your butt bleed.
That thing on your ass ain't no skin rash
it's just a brand that says "Property of Nash"
Now I gots SEVEN rings cause I'm so damn slick
I gots one on my thumb and a large one for my dick
Now you thinking "Horry ain't you missin a ring"
Well yo wife gots one cause she likes that sort of thing
i will have to admit she's one expensive sister
but she had to get something when i was done with her
Now you know to stay out my face
and if you kissed yo girl you know how my ass tastes.
Fixed

[Trainwreck2100]

:lmao hype man manu has quickly become the best thing about this thread.

I don't get it, please explain.

[monosylab1k]

I don't get it, please explain.

rappers always have a hype man who just runs around the stage with a microphone yelling out what the rapper just said and basically acting like a kid with ADHD.

[Trainwreck2100]

rappers always have a hype man who just runs around the stage with a microphone yelling out what the rapper just said and basically acting like a kid with ADHD.

Ok now i get it, thank you

[Spur-Addict]

WHAT WHAT WHAT YO SHAQ TELL 'EM HOW IS ASS TASTE!

YO YO YO BURGERS IN YOUR MOUTH!

:lmao---If you didn't laugh at this then I don't know what to tell you. Hearing Manu's voice in my head is damn hilarious......PHOTOSHOP WOULD KILL IT :lol

[Flight3107]

Fixed



Ummmmm....... No, you actually did not fix anything, learn to read

[AnotherArgie]

Fixed



Behold the highlight of Kobe's career
when you dropped 81 on a team that year
Then you went on to lose a 3-1 lead
you'd need tampons to stop your butt bleed.
That thing on your ass ain't no skin rash
it's just a brand that says "Property of Nash"
Now I gots six rings cause I'm so damn slick
I gots one on my thumb and a large one for my dick
Now you thinking "Horry ain't you missin a ring"
Well yo wife gots one cause she likes that sort of thing
i will have to admit she's one expensive sister
but she had to get something when i was done with her
Now you know to stay out my face
and if you kissed yo girl you know how my ass tastes.

[Rapping Scola]

Damn I can’t go against the Spurs uni



Yo get the tampons for the ass bleeds
GET THE TAMPONS FOR THE ASS BLEEDS
I SAID GET THE TAMPONS FOR THE ASS BLEEDS!
you indeed are a flopper
didn't do anything to bring me to the Spurs
now you'll have to sign a contract with Topper

Me, i just have a shoe deal with Anta
befriended by Yao
you get to sign a lot more contracts

now you say you don't anything against the Spurs
after spending all summer sucking my cock on the Olympic village
you ended up in the floor
crying after no contact like a girl in a mens scrimmage

[Hype Man Manu]

Damn

[AnotherArgie]

Rappin Scola is looking for EPIC FAIL.

[Rappin' V-Span]

What, What, What
put your hands up! put your hands up!

Just like my boy said, KBP
V-Span fuck euroleague MVP!

Just like my boy said, KBP
V-Span fuck euroleague MVP!

Some people say I couldn't cut it in NBA today
You wouldn't say that if Spain you watch me play
Rappin' Shaq, Horry and Kobies got the big rings
But you can't go to market and buy fresh goat cheese
V-Span hates his life when he play with the Rockets
He hates Americans, they all Davey Crockett's
If I played with the Spurs, a 'chip you could lock it
Rap about me I punch you in the eye socket

Now that you know V-Span is king of the jungle
He's ready to take on this rapper royal rumble
If you talk shit about me I hear it fast
Because in fucking Greece: WE HAVE COMCAST
I'm in Greece now, but soon I be in your face
Sprinkle some FETA cheese on, and tell my how my ass taste.

[Hype Man Manu]

you indeed are a flopper
didn't do anything to bring me to the Spurs
now you'll have to sign a contract with Topper

Me, i just have a shoe deal with Anta
befriended by Yao
you get to sign a lot more contracts

now you say you don't anything against the Spurs
after spending all summer sucking my cock on the Olympic village
you ended up in the floor
crying after no contact like a girl in a mens scrimmage

I’m not a rapper I’m a hype man
But I’ll bring it out for the right man
Oops did I say man well I meant bitch
I thought we were boys but I’ll drop you like jock itch

You just hate because they love me
Who carried the flag for our country?
This ain’t track meet boy you ain’t in this race
YO SCOLA TELL ME HOW MY CULO TASTES

I SAID TELL ME HOW MY CULO TASTES

JUST THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!
JUST THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!
JUST THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!
:lobt2::lobt2::lobt2:

[Trainwreck2100]

those lines are too long

[TheMadHatter]

Alright we gotta do a reveal of the Rappin' Trolls, this is too hilarious.

[AnotherArgie]

:rollin:rollin

Hype Man Manu is the shit.

[angelbelow]

lol wow

[RonMexico]

The entire message board has gone off the rails in the best possible way... this has probably been the greatest summer in sports message board history.

With that in mind, I have to link us to the thread that I believe started it all: http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=89344

[DPG21920]

you indeed are a flopper
didn't do anything to bring me to the Spurs
now you'll have to sign a contract with Topper

Me, i just have a shoe deal with Anta
befriended by Yao
you get to sign a lot more contracts

now you say you don't anything against the Spurs
after spending all summer sucking my cock on the Olympic village
you ended up in the floor
crying after no contact like a girl in a mens scrimmage

Uh oh

[Rapping Scola]

:rollin:rollin

Hype Man Manu is the shit.

Now here we go
Another Argie to suck butt
Y'all claim to have balls
But Epic Failure never showed

All this energy and time
Trying to repeat as champs
What were we playing for?
to let Melo punk our ass

You should be the Main hype man
Since that bitch of yours
couldn't lay my ass down

I own yours, KBP and V-SPan's Rappin' ass
Now i'll have to run out this thread
Before the big boys arrive

[Epic Fail]

you indeed are a flopper
didn't do anything to bring me to the Spurs
now you'll have to sign a contract with Topper

Me, i just have a shoe deal with Anta
befriended by Yao
you get to sign a lot more contracts

now you say you don't anything against the Spurs
after spending all summer sucking my cock on the Olympic village
you ended up in the floor
crying after no contact like a girl in a mens scrimmage



Rappin Scola is looking for EPIC FAIL.

i got here as fast i could.

[Rappin' Timmy]

You know that we is homies, cuz we tight like that
But you should know better than to go against Shaq
An 80 year old may run a better quarter time
But Shaq's real skill is spittin dope rymes
In nerd terms you'd understand, as to why you can't win
Shaqs a level 50 wizard and you an apprentice paladin

Like Kobe said, Shaq's rhymes ain't what they used to be
They gettin' old and sloppy just like his knees
He can't hold himself up, he's too weak to survive
Shaq's the only pussy in a place full of guys

I jizzed on his face, he's too shameful to come out
He needs some tissues and napkins to clean up his mouth
Shaq, you gotta step off the throne, you not the best anymore
Say it with me, tell me how my ass taste times fuckin' FOUR!

[Rapin' Kate Faber]

Hey Kobe you’re just a big ass wussy
When I get done with you, you’ll be licking on my pussy.
Kobe you think you’re the shit cuz you got with me?
Well the jokes on you, cuz I got HIV.
We went to your room had sex and rubbed me down with honey.
The next week I took you to court and got lots of yo money.
You want to stay with Vanessa so you go buy her a big rock.
I guess she does not mind being with a man that has a tiny cock.
So fuck you Kobe your not worth my time.
Im going to go have a glass of wine on your dime.

[DPG21920]

Now here we go
Another Argie to suck butt
Y'all claim to have balls
But Epic Failure never showed

All this energy and time
Trying to repeat as champs
What were we playing for?
to let Melo punk our ass

You should be the Main hype man
Since that bitch of yours
couldn't lay my ass down

I own yours, KBP and V-SPan's Rappin' ass
Now i'll have to run out this thread
Before the big boys arrive

This is rap battle, not slam poetry.

[Rappin' Nash]

What's up all you trash motha fuckas?
Nash is in tha house.
Will some big black man,
Please come put your dick in my mouth.

See, I come from that land up north,
where white boys like me can ball.
But since I've been in the NBA,
I've been wishing I was 7 feet tall.

I try my hardest to play ball,
but have you ever seen me defend?
Its like turning on Broke Back Mountain,
and watching that shit all the way to the end.

Sure when I need to, I can make that shot,
but what I'm really thinking about,
is sucking Tony Parker's cock.

He runs me up and down the court,
turning me on with those sweet ass moves.
Almost makes me wish I had a vagina, and a set of boobs.

One person has never been owned so much,
every year, by the same team.
I always end up in a press conference,
Holding my ballsack in a pair of jeans.

Kobe has dunked his nuts straight on my head,
So everyone please stop talking trash.
because there isn't a single rapper in this thread,
that's been shit on as much as Steve Nash.

Ever since Shaq's been on the Suns,
I've been checking out those sweet black buns.
I really wan't Rappin' Shaq over at my place,
So Nash, not Kobe, can tell Shaq just how sweet his ass taste.

[urunobili]

Now here we go
Another Argie to suck butt
Y'all claim to have balls
But Epic Failure never showed

All this energy and time
Trying to repeat as champs
What were we playing for?
to let Melo punk our ass

You should be the Main hype man
Since that bitch of yours
couldn't lay my ass down

I own yours, KBP and V-SPan's Rappin' ass
Now i'll have to run out this thread
Before the big boys arrive
MASSIVE FAILURE

[Rappin' V-Span]

Scola coming at V-Span, I got this argie in my pocket
How you like sloppy seconds, I already play for the rockets
Your a poor mans Shaq, but not quite as fat
How can you be 7 foot tall and be hung like a Greek gnat?

I ball better than you, tell me something I don't know
We have something in common, the Spurs let us both go
In the second round your team is a no show
I'd rather play in Greece and make up my cash flow

Scola do your post move, pivot then spin
So predictable thats why you never win
If you want to visit Greece, you can stay at my place
Turn on Comcast, and tell me how my ass taste

[Hype Man Manu]

Like Kobe said, Shaq's rhymes ain't what they used to be
They gettin' old and sloppy just like his knees
He can't hold himself up, he's too weak to survive
Shaq's the only pussy in a place full of guys

I jizzed on his face, he's too shameful to come out
He needs some tissues and napkins to clean up his mouth
Shaq, you gotta step off the throne, you not the best anymore
Say it with me, tell me how my ass taste times fuckin' FOUR!

He put the 2-1 in the 2-1 OOOOHHHH
I SAID HE PUT THE 2-1 IN THE 2-1 OOOOHHHH


GO TIMMY
GO TIMMY

GO TIMMY
GO TIMMY

PUT YOUR HANDS UP
PUT YOUR HANDS UP

HE SAID TIMES FUCKIN’ FOUR
WHAT
TIMES FUCKIN FOUR
WHAT?!
:lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2:

[RappinRaja BellRinga]

WTF you thought?....Raja BellRinga wasn't comin through?...Yeah Bitch made Kobe...Ah huh

Yeah, he's INSANE-
I" knock champs out" like rocky 3 if you come, "through the LANE"(Clubba)
bruise ya FAME, just ask KOBE
I sent him back to the beach to "Baywatch" wit Hoff and CODY!
you can't SLOW ME, form picturesque "shreddin' Lakes", like a SEA DOO!
You can do what HE-DO, i'm like deadly from the arc like HEDO!
Kobe ya image is SEE THROUGH, style is FEEBLE
I am intravenous NEEDLE when I "Press You" I am LETHAL!!!

Loaded wit a virus undecoded, Rappin' Vlade flops so much he's damn near FLOATIN!!, matter a fact, he's like a cuban refugee in the OCEAN!!
how's the wood TASTE, matta fact my ASS!
See shaq on the daily, coach porter has me Punish him after CLASS!!
Put the Dielsel flag at half MASS,
he's drained out, N i'm not talkin bout a coffin when i say he's outta GAS!

(How does it taste?)

[DPG21920]

He puts the 2-1 in the 210, lolllllllllllllll

[manufor3]

:lol:lol:lol

[I Love Me Some Me]

This is incredible.

[RonMexico]

What's up all you trash motha fuckas?
Nash is in tha house.
Will some big black man,
Please come put your dick in my mouth.

See, I come from that land up north,
where white boys like me can ball.
But since I've been in the NBA,
I've been wishing I was 7 feet tall.

I try my hardest to play ball,
but have you ever seen me defend?
Its like turning on Broke Back Mountain,
and watching that shit all the way to the end.

Sure when I need to, I can make that shot,
but what I'm really thinking about,
is sucking Tony Parker's cock.

He runs me up and down the court,
turning me on with those sweet ass moves.
Almost makes me wish I had a vagina, and a set of boobs.

One person has never been owned so much,
every year, by the same team.
I always end up in a press conference,
Holding my ballsack in a pair of jeans.

Kobe has dunked his nuts straight on my head,
So everyone please stop talking trash.
because there isn't a single rapper in this thread,
that's been shit on as much as Steve Nash.

Ever since Shaq's been on the Suns,
I've been checking out those sweet black buns.
I really wan't Rappin' Shaq over at my place,
So Nash, not Kobe, can tell Shaq just how sweet his ass taste.

Biggest Fail of All

[manufor3]

war, war, war!

[Trainwreck2100]

Almost this hole page is full of fail, but hype man manu is still kickin ass

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

And we've officially hit that place a few weeks after 8 Mile came out where everyone thought he could free style.

[Trainwreck2100]

And we've officially hit that place a few weeks after 8 Mile came out where everyone thought he could free style.

Either that or they want to be slammed by the rappin' elite

[RonMexico]

And we've officially hit that place a few weeks after 8 Mile came out where everyone thought he could free style.

Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti!!

[AA2120]

this thread is so much win..

[Rappin' Biedrins]

Oh my god, is this little bitch for real?
I can't believe this sorry shit right here
You ain't a legit NBA player, you got here on your belly
You got your job cuz you took it in the ass from Nellie

You brag about your woman but I've had way better ho's
She ain't even hot enough to stick her tongue in my butthole
That skank's run through the NBA, that pussy's overripe
Put a blacklight on her panties and it brightens up the night

You thought you could take me on? Bitch you in a dream
You shoot your fuckin free throws even worse than me
So get your Latvian/Russian/whatever the fuck you are out my face
Go farm some potatoes and tell me how my ass taste!

Farm some potatoes? boy you would be thinking of food,
you used to be a baller, now just an aged fat dude.
Potatoes? Vegetables? When's the last time you've had those,
i already know the answer to that, you cant even see your toes.
you can bring out the ring smack, i know you've got four,
but all that matters now is you aint getting no more.

they thought trading you to Phoenix was the answer,
but the "Suns" are still blocked out by the Spurs championship banner.
the sun has set and so has the big cactus.
your days on top are over just ask any one of us.
talking shit to me, haha i think you should pass,
i'll run you up and down the court til you get gassed.

The big aristotle, where'd you get that claim?
due to your recent failures i think we need a new name.
the big prophet i'll call you, yes thats what you'll be.
Like Moses, you got your own bench splittin like the Red Sea.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abNlNtkX-L0

no matter what you come up with, you know you're done
cause they're too many trolls having their fun.
so there you have it, i now rest my case,
so now tell me how MY ass taste!

[Trainwreck2100]

fix your youtube

[DPG21920]

Nice Rappin' Biedrins

[Rapping Scola]

Scola coming at V-Span, I got this argie im my pocket
How you like sloppy seconds, I already play for the rockets
Your a poor mans Shaq, but not quite as fat
How can you be 7 foot tall and be hung like a Greek gnat?

I ball better than you, tell me something I don't know
We have something in common, the Spurs let us both go
In the second round your team is a no show
I'd rather play in Greece and make up my cash flow

Scola do your post move, pivot then spin
So predictable thats why you never win
If you want to visit Greece, you can stay at my place
Turn on Comcast, and tell me how my ass taste

Turns out an Argie owned Greek joined to the party
You went back to Greece
To be with your sorry ass momy

You ain't no baller
You're just a Ball Hogger
Jacked up the last shot against us
And headed your team crying to the lockers

You think you're T-Mac?
So then Baby Shaq is fucking Wilt Chamberlain

You can go now and play another qualifier
You are just making the tournament
To yet again get some Argentine Ownage

I don't need to prove i'm a better baller than you
I was a starter on the second best NBA's winning streak
So now tell me, what did you go out and win with your team?
Made the final in 2006
To then let Spain spank you like a twink

I am crafty yes and also predictable
Better playing on the NBA
Than on the Eurolegue shitty ass tournie

Now go and get the new Roadrunner package
Maybe that'll make you faster
And y'all get to feel how my ass taste

[u2sarajevo]

I think Rappin' Ostertag just stole lyrics from Kool Moe Dee.

[AA2120]

waiting for rappin kbp haha

[I Love Me Some Me]

Scola needs to quit. He's bringing this whole thing down.

[Medvedenko]

Too funny....hahahahaahaha. This thread is gold....even though there is way too much gay shit in everyone's rhymes.

[Hype Man Manu]

What's up all you trash motha fuckas?
Nash is in tha house.
Will some big black man,
Please come put your dick in my mouth.

See, I come from that land up north,
where white boys like me can ball.
But since I've been in the NBA,
I've been wishing I was 7 feet tall.

I try my hardest to play ball,
but have you ever seen me defend?
Its like turning on Broke Back Mountain,
and watching that shit all the way to the end.

Sure when I need to, I can make that shot,
but what I'm really thinking about,
is sucking Tony Parker's cock.

He runs me up and down the court,
turning me on with those sweet ass moves.
Almost makes me wish I had a vagina, and a set of boobs.

One person has never been owned so much,
every year, by the same team.
I always end up in a press conference,
Holding my ballsack in a pair of jeans.

Kobe has dunked his nuts straight on my head,
So everyone please stop talking trash.
because there isn't a single rapper in this thread,
that's been shit on as much as Steve Nash.

Ever since Shaq's been on the Suns,
I've been checking out those sweet black buns.
I really wan't Rappin' Shaq over at my place,
So Nash, not Kobe, can tell Shaq just how sweet his ass taste.


I can't hype you

[Rappin' V-Span]

Turns out an Argie owned Greek joined to the party
You went back to Greece
To be with your sorry ass momy

You ain't no baller
You're just a Ball Hogger
Jacked up the last shot against us
And headed your team crying to the lockers

You think you're T-Mac?
So then Baby Shaq is fucking Wilt Chamberlain

You can go now and play another qualifier
You are just making the tournament
To yet again get some Argentine Ownage

I don't need to prove i'm a better baller than you
I was a starter on the second best NBA's winning streak
So now tell me, what did you go out and win with your team?
Made the final in 2006
To then let Spain spank you like a twink

I am crafty yes and also predictable
Better playing on the NBA
Than on the Eurolegue shitty ass tournie

Now go and get the new Roadrunner package
Maybe that'll make you faster
And y'all get to feel how my ass taste

This just keeps getting bull shit, (sorry for my english)...
Alright, alright

When you play in China, you need an insurance plan
Must of been easy, looking like the Geico caveman
Greece don't have roadrunner, just comcast homie
Anyone associated with the Rockets can staight up blow me
I don't think I'm T-Mac, I ball a lot harder
You were nothing to the Spurs but bull shit trade fodder

What does a dude with a big dick do on the court?
I lace up my kicks and hold down the fort
So what, I no longer play in the NBA
You'll always be a first round and out foray
I'd rather ball and Greece and be number one
Then to play with the Rockets and be one and done

Your spewing verbal diarrhea, so your breath you waste
Have fun with the Rockets and tell me how my ass taste

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Looks like Ruben Patterson's coming up next. I don't know about the raps, but he'll show Kobe a thing or two about sex crimes.

[Doug Collins]

This just keeps getting bull shit, (sorry for my english)...
Alright, alright

When you play in China, you need an insurance plan
Must of been easy, looking like the Geico caveman
Greece don't have roadrunner, just comcast homie
Anyone associated with the Rockets can staight up blow me
I don't think I'm T-Mac, I ball a lot harder
You were nothing to the Spurs but bull shit trade fodder

What does a dude with a big dick do on the court?
I lace up my kicks and hold down the fort
So what, I no longer play in the NBA
You'll always be a first round and out foray
I'd rather ball and Greece and be number one
Then to play with the Rockets and be one and done

Your spewing verbal diarrhea, so your breath you waste
Have fun with the Rockets and tell me how my ass taste

IT'S OVEEERRRRRRRRRRR!

[DPG21920]

Rappin KBP was awesome, Scola getting owned