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BRHornet45
09-04-2008, 11:27 PM
sons this is a wonderful idea. post your favorite pics of her. I'll start it sons

BRHornet45
09-04-2008, 11:27 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3198/2829036163_b50901ea62_b.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3200/2829873046_a45666852e_b.jpg

BRHornet45
09-04-2008, 11:29 PM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2404/2271610581_53aaefc004_b.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2340/2272407404_702f3737e6_b.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2028/2271610175_5f5455cb91_b.jpg

BRHornet45
09-04-2008, 11:30 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3180/2400891735_e1a11209fb_b.jpg

BRHornet45
09-04-2008, 11:32 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3262/2718570326_9eef172ee6.jpg

lefty
09-04-2008, 11:40 PM
http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/tinybrain.jpg
http://outdoor.epicentre.net/sea-chicken.jpeg

dirk4mvp
09-04-2008, 11:48 PM
son, i am usually a big big fan of your sig pics, but what the hell is that in your sig now? god bless

Slydragon
09-04-2008, 11:51 PM
http://storage.myheritagefiles.com/L/storage/site1/files/26/20/72/262072_38389848ab0c84khmr0187.JPG

RuffnReadyOzStyle
09-05-2008, 12:15 AM
I think it's incredibly sad that we live in an Age when lumps of fatty flesh are appreciated more than intelligence.

I'll go away now.

PS This post was motivated by an abhorrent TV show I came across last night called Beauty and the Geek. Those women and their absurd superiority complexes make me want to puke.

Evan
09-05-2008, 12:27 AM
I think it's incredibly sad that we live in an Age when lumps of fatty flesh are appreciated more than intelligence.

I'll go away now.

PS This post was motivated by an abhorrent TV show I came across last night called Beauty and the Geek. Those women and their absurd superiority complexes make me want to puke.

^^Mr. Self Righteous Coffee Sipper.:lol

People love beauty, its in our dna since man has taken his first breath and there is nothing wrong with that. Its healthy.

People love intelligence as well, always have. There is a time to love each separately or together and this thread is for beauty alone so keep your cliche anti establishment yawning to yourself.

http://davidortuno.name/wp/uploads/2008/01/tony_romo.jpg

RuffnReadyOzStyle
09-05-2008, 12:39 AM
^^Mr. Self Righteous Coffee Sipper.:lol

People love beauty, its in our dna since man has taken his first breath and there is nothing wrong with that. Its healthy.

People love intelligence as well, always have. There is a time to love each separately or together and this thread is for beauty alone so keep your cliche anti establishment yawning to yourself.

http://davidortuno.name/wp/uploads/2008/01/tony_romo.jpg

Because I have an opinion I'm self-righteous? Um, no. And I rarely drink coffee.

I realise that people love beauty. I too enjoy beauty. I have no problem with beauty. What I said was that when beauty is "appreciated more" than other values such as intelligence, as is the case in our shallow, materially-focused societies, there is something very wrong going on. It is the heirarchy of values I was commenting on, not beauty alone, but that is far too subtle for one such as you.

And as for keeping my opinions to myself, is this not a public message board? In other words, because you are probably too thick to understand my point, :flipoff

BRHornet45
09-05-2008, 12:45 AM
Because I have an opinion I'm self-righteous? Um, no. And I rarely drink coffee.

I realise that people love beauty. I too enjoy beauty. I have no problem with beauty. What I said was that when beauty is "appreciated more" than other values such as intelligence, as is the case in our shallow, materially-focused societies, there is something very wrong going on. It is the heirarchy of values I was commenting on, not beauty alone, but that is far too subtle for one such as you.

And as for keeping my opinions to myself, is this not a public message board? In other words, because you are probably too thick to understand my point, :flipoff

son this is not the thread to share your Lifetime movie channel feelings.

Flight3107
09-05-2008, 12:46 AM
I think it's incredibly sad that we live in an Age when lumps of fatty flesh are appreciated more than intelligence.

I'll go away now.

PS This post was motivated by an abhorrent TV show I came across last night called Beauty and the Geek. Those women and their absurd superiority complexes make me want to puke.

http://images.commentfarm.com/images/53f6a5fd-7389-4a88-b9ad-eb5b3c6eb106.jpg

Indazone
09-05-2008, 12:49 AM
Did Jessica Simpson Get A Breast Augmentation? (http://www.makemeheal.com/news/jessica-simpson-breast-implants/174)

Posted on May 20th, 2007 in Celebrity Plastic Surgery (http://www.makemeheal.com/news/category/celebrity-plastic-surgery) by Jet H. Ross

http://www.makemeheal.com/news/images/jessica-simpson-breast-implants.jpg (http://www.makemeheal.com/news/images/jessica-simpson-breast-implants.jpg)Jessica Simpson is the frequent subject of rumors about her copious breasts being the product of a breast augmentation. Life & Style magazine’s current issue meditates on the question of whether Jessica Simpson’s recent appearance at different social functions with seemingly larger breasts than before is due to breast implants. Life & Style goes on a CIA-style investigation and asks Jessica Simpson’s close friends and colleagues about whether her large breasts are natural endowments or a gift of the knife. After much prodding, Life & Style concludes its investigation by saying that her breasts are natural and that any seeming expansion of her breasts is due to weight fluctuations and wardrobe tricks such as push-up bras and tape.
What is most interesting about this article is not the magazine’s conclusion of no recent boob job, but the fact that they are totally of the mark about Jessica’s breasts. Jessica Simpson did have breast implants, but the procedure was done long ago at the beginning of her ascent to fame and not recently. The tell-tale signs of implants are roundness of implants, wide cleavage, and perkiness despite having large breasts. These signs are present in Jessica Simpson’s case, who’s had implants since her career started taking off. As a result, Jessica Simpson’s breasts appearing bigger in some recent photos is not due to a just-done breast augmentation, but is due to clever use of push-up bras. However, the original breasts that are being accentuated by push up bras were originally augmented by implants.
Plastic surgeon Dr. Anthony Youn confirmed in a statement to Make Me Heal his belief that Jessica Simpson had a breast augmentation long ago, saying “People have been asking about Jessica for some time now, and I believe she has had a breast augmentation in the distant past, but not recently.” Commenting on the fluctuations in her breast size, Dr. Youn adds “ Her breasts seem to change shape depending on what type of bra she is wearing. If it’s a push-up bra, she has the round appearance of implants, if it’s not push-up the breasts look more natural.”
Jessica Simpson has flatly denied rumors of her having breast implants, saying that her breasts are naturally large. But Jessica has admitted that she has no problem going under the knife in the future if her large breasts head south when she gets older. “If my boobs ended up hanging round my waist, then I’d definitely get them pulled up,” says Simpson. As for having surgery on her face, Jessica says: “I’d never have anything done to my face. I like it the way it is.” Separately, Jessica Simpson admitted to having tried lip augmentation through Restylane injections, but has stopped using them because of not liking the effect. Click here to read about Jessica Simpson’s Plastic Surgery Confessions (http://www.makemeheal.com/news/?p=26).

Oh noooooosss!

BRHornet45
09-05-2008, 12:50 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/43/93892382_108409d5b3_o.jpg

Flight3107
09-05-2008, 12:52 AM
Back on topic


http://www.blueprintsolution.com/store/fitcommerce/jessica_simpson_450.jpg

BRHornet45
09-05-2008, 12:53 AM
http://juicyrumors.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/jessica-simpson-nobu-side-boob-01-thumb.jpg

sabar
09-05-2008, 12:59 AM
Because I have an opinion I'm self-righteous? Um, no. And I rarely drink coffee.

I realise that people love beauty. I too enjoy beauty. I have no problem with beauty. What I said was that when beauty is "appreciated more" than other values such as intelligence, as is the case in our shallow, materially-focused societies, there is something very wrong going on. It is the heirarchy of values I was commenting on, not beauty alone, but that is far too subtle for one such as you.

And as for keeping my opinions to myself, is this not a public message board? In other words, because you are probably too thick to understand my point, :flipoff

You could argue that the lust for knowledge is what is destroying humanity (http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Industrial_Society_and_Its_Future) but that's for another topic. (Yes I know who wrote that essay)

Brutalis
09-05-2008, 01:04 AM
She's good looking but I see girls every week around town better looking than her.

Bigzax
09-05-2008, 01:07 AM
it's NOT just about how beautiful she is...she has a shitload of cash too!

RuffnReadyOzStyle
09-05-2008, 01:14 AM
http://images.commentfarm.com/images/53f6a5fd-7389-4a88-b9ad-eb5b3c6eb106.jpg

Touche, sir! :)


You could argue that the lust for knowledge is what is destroying humanity (http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Industrial_Society_and_Its_Future) but that's for another topic. (Yes I know who wrote that essay)

Indeed, but I think that's another discussion as you say. My point relates to the primacy of beauty as a value above many other more worthy values - look around you, our societies are drunk on the obsession with surface-level beauty. Anyway, you know what I'm saying... ;)

On another matter, what is with American men and breast-obsession? I mean men everywhere appreciate breasts, but from my observations, most American men are extremely breast-focused, whereas men of other nationalities are far more disparate in their appreciation of women's anatomies. Personally, I'm a leg man.

And now that I've stirred the pot, I shall go and imbibe lager for an extended period given that Friday night is imminent. :toast

Bigzax
09-05-2008, 01:23 AM
i don't think it's an obsession more than an extreme appreciation!

but i appreciate a nice ass on a fine lady and nice long brunette hair...glasses...

so you can see where the repubs are hitting their demographic with me as i fully intended to stay on the sidelines for this election, but the thought of seeing that piece behind a suggestive microphone for 4 years has me itching to get in the game!

ATRAIN
09-05-2008, 07:29 AM
I think it's incredibly sad that we live in an Age when lumps of fatty flesh are appreciated more than intelligence.

I'll go away now.

PS This post was motivated by an abhorrent TV show I came across last night called Beauty and the Geek. Those women and their absurd superiority complexes make me want to puke.

Seriously when was the last time you got laid? OH yeah and your sitting on your hand then jacking off doesn't count!!

BR you come through yet again, dont let this fag tell you otherwise!! God Bless!!

florige
09-05-2008, 07:55 AM
son this is not the thread to share your Lifetime movie channel feelings.



:lol

thispego
09-05-2008, 08:16 AM
I think it's incredibly sad that we live in an Age when lumps of fatty flesh are appreciated more than intelligence.

I'll go away now.

PS This post was motivated by an abhorrent TV show I came across last night called Beauty and the Geek. Those women and their absurd superiority complexes make me want to puke.

let this be the final straw for anyone who still questions ruff&ready's hetero-status... he's gay folks

DynastyBuilder
09-05-2008, 08:23 AM
sons this is a wonderful idea. post your favorite pics of her. I'll start it sons

Son thank you for this. :tu God bless.

http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr135/emoduckdotcom/js3.jpg

http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr135/emoduckdotcom/js2.jpg

http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr135/emoduckdotcom/js1.jpg

JudynTX
09-05-2008, 01:01 PM
:rolleyes Are they going to show her at the Cowboys games this year too?

Who gives a fuck if she's at the games?

Viva Las Espuelas
09-05-2008, 01:03 PM
pepperoni areolas.........mmmmmmm

Twisted_Dawg
09-05-2008, 01:11 PM
Why is it that many breast implant jobs makes the nipples perputally hard?

Also, why is it that a few of those pics of Jessica make her look like a tranny?

lebomb
09-05-2008, 02:19 PM
Why is it that many breast implant jobs makes the nipples perputally hard?

Also, why is it that a few of those pics of Jessica make her look like a tranny?

I really hope you are a girl......otherwise you are a faaaaaggot!!!!

Flight3107
09-05-2008, 02:28 PM
Jessica does not have implants

florige
09-05-2008, 02:31 PM
Jessica does not have implants



She has perfect tits then....

Flight3107
09-05-2008, 02:42 PM
She has perfect tits then....

She is from Texas, what else do I need to say?

PM5K
09-05-2008, 02:49 PM
http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/jessicasimpson/jessica_simpson_20.jpg


There's a lot more to appreciate than just her breasts...

I Love Me Some Me
09-05-2008, 02:53 PM
http://gotgifs.com/albums//motorboat.gif (http://gotgifs.com/viewer.php?path=&id=motorboat.gif)

spursfan09
09-05-2008, 02:57 PM
Jessica does not have implants

:lol denial

Flight3107
09-05-2008, 02:58 PM
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CuckingFunt
09-05-2008, 03:01 PM
Why is it that many breast implant jobs makes the nipples perputally hard?

Also, why is it that a few of those pics of Jessica make her look like a tranny?

You can tell from the side view picture that was posted earlier that they're not implants.

And she looks like a tranny because of her creepy man face.

I Love Me Some Me
09-05-2008, 03:08 PM
http://gotgifs.com/albums//4917571410.gif (http://gotgifs.com/viewer.php?path=&id=4917571410.gif)

Viva Las Espuelas
09-05-2008, 03:09 PM
http://gotgifs.com/albums//4917571410.gif (http://gotgifs.com/viewer.php?path=&id=4917571410.gif)
shay laren has her beat




big time

IronMexican
09-05-2008, 03:17 PM
http://thewickedpinto.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/fuko-5.jpg


Her name is Fuko. google her for nudes. Yes they are real.

lebomb
09-05-2008, 03:18 PM
Too top heavy................. we need balance my man. balance.

IronMexican
09-05-2008, 03:25 PM
I think they are size P, or I so I've read,

Flight3107
09-05-2008, 03:25 PM
:lol denial

Moron

misterx91578
09-05-2008, 04:25 PM
DtYM2vx42t0&feature=related

alamo50
09-05-2008, 04:52 PM
Too much text in this thread.

JoeChalupa
09-05-2008, 04:56 PM
She's hot.

Biernutz
09-05-2008, 04:58 PM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb270/systime/175826cHjg_w.jpg

jman3000
09-05-2008, 04:59 PM
I like D cups to be a little fatter... but they're no doubt nice.

I do think a lot of it is what she wears because some pictures they look massive.

tlongII
09-05-2008, 05:03 PM
I would appreciate them much more if they were closer.

Biernutz
09-05-2008, 05:06 PM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb270/systime/Gifffs1234/JessicaSimpsonGif3fazzz.gif

tlongII
09-05-2008, 05:47 PM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb270/systime/Gifffs1234/JessicaSimpsonGif3fazzz.gif

Must be hot sand. :lol

CuckingFunt
09-05-2008, 05:52 PM
I like D cups to be a little fatter... but they're no doubt nice.

The D cups themselves, or the person in possession of said D cups?


I do think a lot of it is what she wears because some pictures they look massive.

It's amusing to me that push-up bras still appear to be such a difficult concept for the male mind to grasp.

jman3000
09-05-2008, 06:14 PM
The D cups themselves, or the person in possession of said D cups?



It's amusing to me that push-up bras still appear to be such a difficult concept for the male mind to grasp.

Person doesnt matter... D cups don't matter. it's the stuff the D cups are supporting that matters.

yeah... if a girl has around a C she can pretty much make them look as big as she wants.

ive seen first hand how good an illusion this things can create... and let me tell you how disappointing it is.

BRHornet45
09-05-2008, 06:33 PM
sons post pictures. too much bs talk going on in here.

http://ua.fishki.net/picsr/jessica_simpson_leno_03.jpg

Evan
09-05-2008, 06:41 PM
(o)(o)

Evan
09-05-2008, 09:03 PM
It's amusing to me that push-up bras still appear to be such a difficult concept for the male mind to grasp.

I have dated a few girls...had a few live in girlfriends...

And it still baffles me.

Its like Superman. All he does is slick his hair to the side and put on black frame glasses but everyone believes its a different person.

Hype Man Manu
09-05-2008, 10:58 PM
She get's me all kinds of hype that I pop like pringles
She makes my penis dance and tingle

SHAKE 'EM
JUST SHAKE 'EM
IF YOU GOT D CUPS THEN JUST SHAKE 'EM

http://www.celebsinc.com/pictures/JessicaSimpson/nude/jessica_simpson_007.jpg

dirk4mvp
09-06-2008, 02:02 AM
sons post pictures. too much bs talk going on in here.



son you did not tell me wtf kinda creature that is in your sig.

ClintSquint
09-06-2008, 11:19 AM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/clintsquint/JessicaSimpsonNewlywedsNickAndJe-5.gif

fotan2
09-06-2008, 11:30 AM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb270/systime/Gifffs1234/JessicaSimpsonGif3fazzz.gif

she was on purpose to do that . she knew there were cameras somewhere around.

BRHornet45
09-08-2008, 03:16 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3263/2840155639_382e0f5e6a_o.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3071/2840155685_0a0693c0b4_o.jpg

tp2021
09-08-2008, 03:18 PM
thats a nice gif up there. the ass leaves a little to be desired though.

Ed Helicopter Jones
09-08-2008, 03:54 PM
Channel surfing I caught her singing at some troop benefit with ZZ Top last night and she was looking fine. I've never been on her bandwagon, but she's aging quite nicely.

JudynTX
09-09-2008, 12:13 PM
Do you think she can sing? :D

http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=5760073

BRHornet45
09-09-2008, 05:29 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3208/2843449655_d62c012938.jpg

BRHornet45
09-09-2008, 05:29 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3243/2844286570_8abda213d4_b.jpg

RuffnReadyOzStyle
09-09-2008, 11:23 PM
let this be the final straw for anyone who still questions ruff&ready's hetero-status... he's gay folks

Just to set the record straight, I am NOT gay, but you are still an arsehole.

No, I just don't go for plastic women like Jessica. Never have, never will. Looks mean very little to me. I've never dated a stunner and doubt I ever will. Every good looking woman I've ever met falls into one of two categories; compatible but already taken, and incompatible. C'est la vie.

If I go out with a woman, and admittedly I don't date many because I find few who interest me as partners, it is for other qualities - the agility of their mind, depth of compassion, quirkiness, etc.

Instead, I'm working on perfecting a life of contented celibacy. It is not easy work. :lol

Slydragon
09-09-2008, 11:39 PM
http://thewickedpinto.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/fuko-5.jpg


Her name is Fuko. google her for nudes. Yes they are real.

I would Fuko her.

BRHornet45
09-09-2008, 11:48 PM
Just to set the record straight, I am NOT gay, but you are still an arsehole.

No, I just don't go for plastic women like Jessica. Never have, never will. Looks mean very little to me. I've never dated a stunner and doubt I ever will. Every good looking woman I've ever met falls into one of two categories; compatible but already taken, and incompatible. C'est la vie.

If I go out with a woman, and admittedly I don't date many because I find few who interest me as partners, it is for other qualities - the agility of their mind, depth of compassion, quirkiness, etc.

Instead, I'm working on perfecting a life of contented celibacy. It is not easy work. :lol

son Jessica is not plastic. you have to have felt real and fake titties in real life to tell the difference. Jessica's puppies are real.

IronMexican
09-09-2008, 11:50 PM
I would Fuko her.

it would have been catchier to say "I would fuko them big o' titties.

ShoogarBear
09-09-2008, 11:52 PM
It's amusing to me that push-up bras still appear to be such a difficult concept for the male mind to grasp.

We're not trying to grasp them with our minds.

RuffnReadyOzStyle
09-09-2008, 11:53 PM
son Jessica is not plastic. you have to have felt real and fake titties in real life to tell the difference. Jessica's puppies are real.

Dad, I wasn't referring to her breasts, but rather her type. I have no interest in Barbie Dolls.

Richard Cranium
09-10-2008, 12:00 AM
Dad, I wasn't referring to her breasts, but rather her type. I have no interest in Barbie Dolls.

Perhaps this doll is more your liking? I'm sure you are both on the same page....mentally.

http://www.skytower.me.uk/wp-content/doll.jpg

CuckingFunt
09-10-2008, 12:08 AM
Perhaps this doll is more your liking? I'm sure you are both on the same page....mentally.

http://www.skytower.me.uk/wp-content/doll.jpg

That's the most prudish blow-up doll I've ever seen.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
09-10-2008, 12:09 AM
Tease.

Brutalis
09-10-2008, 12:12 AM
That's the most prudish blow-up doll I've ever seen.

Jealous!

Richard Cranium
09-10-2008, 12:15 AM
That's the most prudish blow-up doll I've ever seen.

Exactly.

Anti.Hero
09-10-2008, 01:00 AM
That's the most prudish blow-up doll I've ever seen.

paper bag!

PM5K
09-10-2008, 01:04 AM
That's the most prudish blow-up doll I've ever seen.

Don't you ever fucking talk about Jessica Simpson that way ever again....

:lol

RuffnReadyOzStyle
09-10-2008, 01:54 AM
Perhaps this doll is more your liking? I'm sure you are both on the same page....mentally.

Um, okay, so you take an interest in women you have nothing in common with and no time for? Gee, that's smart! :rolleyes

To me Jessica Simpson is just a grass-is-greener illusion designed to appeal to a combination of my base, sexual urges, and a set of desires corporations want to use to encourage me to buy things I don't want or need out of insecurity. I don't buy into the bullshit.

I will never meet Jessica Simpson, I'll certainly never sleep with her or anyone like her (which is surely why Barbie Dolls like her have so much power over men), so what do her breasts mean to me? Absolutely nothing. The only breasts in the world that interest me are those attached to my girlfriend, and even though I don't have one of those right now, Jessica's are not going to do anything but make me feel a desire for breasts, which is the last thing I need right now.

Capiche?

BRHornet45
09-10-2008, 02:03 AM
Um, okay, so you take an interest in women you have nothing in common with and no time for? Gee, that's smart! :rolleyes

To me Jessica Simpson is just a grass-is-greener illusion designed to appeal to a combination of my base, sexual urges, and a set of desires corporations want to use to encourage me to buy things I don't want or need out of insecurity. I don't buy into the bullshit.

I will never meet Jessica Simpson, I'll certainly never sleep with her or anyone like her (which is surely why Barbie Dolls like her have so much power over men), so what do her breasts mean to me? Absolutely nothing. The only breasts in the world that interest me are those attached to my girlfriend, and even though I don't have one of those right now, Jessica's are not going to do anything but make me feel a desire for breasts, which is the last thing I need right now.

Capiche?


son calm the hell down! the title of this thread is "Jessica Simpson's Boobs APPRECIATION post" .... NOT .... "tell us all of your true EMO feelings" .... it has nothing to do with dating her, her personality, what type of girls you like, or ANYTHING other than appreciating her wonderful set of tits. god bless son

Slomo
09-10-2008, 03:12 AM
We're not trying to grasp them with our minds.

:madrun (damn time zones)

ORION
09-10-2008, 12:11 PM
son calm the hell down! the title of this thread is "Jessica Simpson's Boobs APPRECIATION post" .... NOT .... "tell us all of your true EMO feelings" .... it has nothing to do with dating her, her personality, what type of girls you like, or ANYTHING other than appreciating her wonderful set of tits. god bless son

:lol:lol

dickface
09-10-2008, 12:29 PM
Um, okay, so you take an interest in women you have nothing in common with and no time for? Gee, that's smart! :rolleyes

To me Jessica Simpson is just a grass-is-greener illusion designed to appeal to a combination of my base, sexual urges, and a set of desires corporations want to use to encourage me to buy things I don't want or need out of insecurity. I don't buy into the bullshit.

I will never meet Jessica Simpson, I'll certainly never sleep with her or anyone like her (which is surely why Barbie Dolls like her have so much power over men), so what do her breasts mean to me? Absolutely nothing. The only breasts in the world that interest me are those attached to my girlfriend, and even though I don't have one of those right now, Jessica's are not going to do anything but make me feel a desire for breasts, which is the last thing I need right now.

Capiche?


i apologize son but i'm with brhornets45 on this one....after reading everything you've written in this thread, two words come to mind - Ho and Mo.

dickface
09-10-2008, 12:30 PM
The only breasts in the world that interest me are those attached to my girlfriend, and even though I don't have one of those right now

:lmao

to21
09-10-2008, 01:16 PM
Son, this is the thread some people are "coming out" in huh?

RichardSimmons
09-10-2008, 01:22 PM
I have to agree with RuffnReadyOzStyle on this one.

BRHornet45
09-10-2008, 04:52 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3201/2846119439_12d6b500d1_o.jpg

SAtown
09-10-2008, 04:58 PM
Great pics son, God bless

SAtown
09-10-2008, 04:59 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3201/2846119439_12d6b500d1_o.jpg

:wow

ididnotnothat
09-10-2008, 05:17 PM
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/singer/jessica-simpson/pictures/jessica-simpson-picture-1.jpg

ididnotnothat
09-10-2008, 05:18 PM
http://www.solarnavigator.net/music/music_images/jessica_simpson_hot_and_wet.jpg

ORION
09-10-2008, 05:19 PM
:clap

Baby Hornet
09-10-2008, 05:19 PM
son calm the hell down! the title of this thread is "Jessica Simpson's Boobs APPRECIATION post" .... NOT .... "tell us all of your true EMO feelings" .... it has nothing to do with dating her, her personality, what type of girls you like, or ANYTHING other than appreciating her wonderful set of tits. god bless son


Yeah you tell ‘em dad


God bwess

Viva Las Espuelas
09-10-2008, 05:20 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3201/2846119439_12d6b500d1_o.jpg
CLEAVELAND!!!!

Viva Las Espuelas
09-10-2008, 05:22 PM
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/8666/33gh4.jpg
i'd like to romp in her melon patch

ORION
09-10-2008, 05:24 PM
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/8666/33gh4.jpg
i'd like to romp in her melon patch

man I would even take sloppy seconds after you on that !

SAtown
09-10-2008, 05:45 PM
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/8666/33gh4.jpg
i'd like to romp in her melon patch

Daaaaaaamn, i don't know about that. Simpson has a hot face AND tits; this one looks like something out of XTC Cabaret at 4 a.m. on a Wednesday.

PM5K
09-10-2008, 07:14 PM
Daaaaaaamn, i don't know about that. Simpson has a hot face AND tits; this one looks like something out of XTC Cabaret at 4 a.m. on a Wednesday.

You're saying you don't like her face?

IronMexican
09-10-2008, 07:32 PM
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/8666/33gh4.jpg
i'd like to romp in her melon patch

she looks like an ugly stripper with fake tits. except those are real.

Viva Las Espuelas
09-10-2008, 09:00 PM
she looks like an ugly stripper with fake tits. except those are real.

oh................she does have a face.

PM5K
09-10-2008, 09:02 PM
she looks like an ugly stripper with fake tits. except those are real.

Well I like her and that's all that matters since it's my sig :king

tsb2000
09-10-2008, 09:36 PM
If Jessica Simpson sawed down those bucky-beaver teeth and learned how to close her mouth (literally- her mouth is always open!), she would be a lot hotter.

ClintSquint
09-10-2008, 09:48 PM
If Jessica Simpson sawed down those bucky-beaver teeth and learned how to close her mouth (literally- her mouth is always open!), she would be a lot hotter.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/clintsquint/JessicaSimpsonNewlywedsNickAndJe-4.gif

BRHornet45
09-10-2008, 09:57 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/clintsquint/JessicaSimpsonNewlywedsNickAndJe-4.gif

lol nice. do you have any other gifs of her ?

ClintSquint
09-10-2008, 10:01 PM
Here's another one.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/clintsquint/JessicaSimpsonNewlywedsNickAndJe-1.gif

Viva Las Espuelas
09-10-2008, 10:42 PM
me wonder if tonto ever meet new squaw of this forum
























tonto, me like to introduce



















http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/8666/33gh4.jpg
Two Hung Low

HOW!!!

RuffnReadyOzStyle
09-11-2008, 04:40 AM
Dad, I like the young lady in your current sig. She looks naughty. :toast

JoeChalupa
09-11-2008, 11:03 PM
Jessica is on Letterman right now although she could be showing more cleavage.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
09-13-2008, 06:08 PM
She has a mom ass.

I'm perplexed.

CuckingFunt
09-13-2008, 06:11 PM
She has a mom ass.

I'm perplexed.

Mom ass + man face = nein danke.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
09-13-2008, 06:20 PM
http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=11961

CuckingFunt
09-13-2008, 06:24 PM
http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=11961

Ouch.

ididnotnothat
09-13-2008, 06:35 PM
Ouch is what she'd be saying all right!!

ese
09-14-2008, 02:24 AM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/jessicasimpsonnipslip.jpg

ese
09-14-2008, 02:25 AM
http://www.celebnipslipblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/jessica_simpson_pokie_nipple.jpg

ese
09-14-2008, 02:27 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album30/jessica-simpson-nipples0804.jpg

Slydragon
09-14-2008, 03:11 AM
So who is this chick?

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/8666/33gh4.jpg

Heath Ledger
09-14-2008, 03:34 AM
So Ruff are you like the official Spurstalk 40 year old virgin or something?

BRHornet45
09-17-2008, 06:08 PM
http://www.sweetkisses.us/albums/grandoleoprysep608amanda/13.jpg
http://www.sweetkisses.us/albums/grandoleoprysep608amanda/12.jpg
http://www.sweetkisses.us/albums/grandoleoprysep608amanda/19.jpg

Borosai
09-18-2008, 12:24 AM
She definitely has sizeable kneeslappers... maybe it's because her family has been riding her tits instead of her coattails.

BRHornet45
09-21-2008, 07:47 PM
sons wow

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3025/2876743543_bcfc992f9f_o.jpg

DynastyBuilder
09-21-2008, 07:52 PM
Son, God bless you.

BRHornet45
09-21-2008, 08:35 PM
Son, God bless you.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3246/2877576038_9dbe7c54ce_o.jpg
http://i35.tinypic.com/sw8coz.jpg
http://i33.tinypic.com/6qy36f.jpg
http://i33.tinypic.com/11wfwh4.jpg

Spurtacus
09-21-2008, 09:03 PM
I'd love to be Tony Romo one day in early July.

RuffnReadyOzStyle
09-21-2008, 10:41 PM
So Ruff are you like the official Spurstalk 40 year old virgin or something?

:lol No, I've had two very successful long term relationships and plenty of sex, but I see the world differently to most - I'm just not a typical guy. I'm not into fucking everything that moves. I don't lie myself into women's panties for the sake of an orgasm. And I'm not into vacuous, vain and shallow, no matter how good it looks. I'd rather go home alone than with someone I'm not really interested in. And I'm not into porn - never saw the point given the power of the mind to create interesting scenarios...

PM5K
09-22-2008, 01:03 AM
:lol No, I've had two very successful long term relationships and plenty of sex, but I see the world differently to most - I'm just not a typical guy. I'm not into fucking everything that moves. I don't lie myself into women's panties for the sake of an orgasm. And I'm not into vacuous, vain and shallow, no matter how good it looks. I'd rather go home alone than with someone I'm not really interested in. And I'm not into porn - never saw the point given the power of the mind to create interesting scenarios...

I think that answers any questions we might have had....

RuffnReadyOzStyle
09-22-2008, 02:10 AM
Ha ha ha, you are hilarious. I'm different to you, therefore I am to be ridiculed. How surprising... :rolleyes

Creepn
09-22-2008, 02:58 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album30/jessica-simpson-nipples0804.jpg

Ooh so thats how they look when she gets cold. Cute.

BRHornet45
09-15-2009, 07:46 PM
bump .... sons just for the hell of it.

holcs50
09-15-2009, 07:57 PM
what a great bump son. Never seen this thread before...bump-titty-bump, ha

Spursfan092120
09-15-2009, 10:01 PM
Son, Jessica Simpson is hot as hell...love that girl...

http://media.bigoo.ws/content/image/celebrities_female/celebrities_female_26.jpg

TDMVPDPOY
09-15-2009, 10:29 PM
So who is this chick?

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/8666/33gh4.jpg

we need moar

http://i28.tinypic.com/110lyqr.gif

iggypop123
09-15-2009, 10:57 PM
kristina rose is good stuff

CosmicCowboy
09-16-2009, 09:46 AM
How about a cameltoe appreciation shot...

http://aardvarks.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/jessica_simpson_beach.jpg

Viva Las Espuelas
09-16-2009, 09:54 AM
How about a cameltoe appreciation shot...

http://aardvarks.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/jessica_simpson_beach.jpg

more like a moose knuckle

Evil Angel
09-17-2009, 07:06 AM
She may be a dumb ass, but damn she still looks hot!
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20090916/Jessica%20Simpson%20Beso/jessica_simpson_6.jpg

Viva Las Espuelas
09-17-2009, 10:57 AM
being dumb doesn't over power being hot at all.

JudynTX
09-17-2009, 12:34 PM
being dumb doesn't over power being hot at all.

What? :lol

Viva Las Espuelas
09-17-2009, 12:52 PM
What? :lol
oh brother.

mrsmaalox
09-17-2009, 12:58 PM
What? :lol

I was at Barnes & Noble last night and saw a book called "Men Are Stupid and They Like Big Boobs"! :lmao

Viva Las Espuelas
09-17-2009, 12:59 PM
I was at Barnes & Noble last night and saw a book called "Men Are Stupid around Big Boobs"! :lmao


PRESENT!!!

:wakeup

JudynTX
09-17-2009, 01:04 PM
I was at Barnes & Noble last night and saw a book called "Men Are Stupid and They Like Big Boobs"! :lmao

Did you buy it? :lol

mrsmaalox
09-17-2009, 01:12 PM
Did you buy it? :lol

No way I'd pay $20 for something I already know :lol

to21
09-17-2009, 01:12 PM
I was at Barnes & Noble last night and saw a book called "Men Are Stupid and They Like Big Boobs"! :lmaoThat couldn't be further from the truth.

We like big asses also.

JudynTX
09-17-2009, 01:19 PM
No way I'd pay $20 for something I already know :lol

Was it on the discount table? :lol

ClintSquint
09-17-2009, 01:41 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/clintsquint/jessicasimpsonirristablch0.gif

ClintSquint
09-17-2009, 01:43 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/clintsquint/jessicasimpsonirristablek6.gif

BRHornet45
09-17-2009, 02:11 PM
http://i26.tinypic.com/2wpnvph.jpg

http://i25.tinypic.com/2zpo46g.jpg

manufan10
09-17-2009, 06:52 PM
http://actress.bollysite.com/top-99-most-desirable-women/image/595/47_Jessica+Simpson.jpg

manufan10
09-17-2009, 06:53 PM
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/09/0911_jessica_simpson_pokies_00.jpg

PakiDan
09-17-2009, 06:59 PM
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/09/0911_jessica_simpson_pokies_00.jpg


4pXfHLUlZf4

manufan10
09-17-2009, 07:42 PM
^ :lmao

That song made me jizz in my pants.. :lol

IronMexican
01-14-2010, 02:34 PM
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2010/01/0114_jessica_simpson_x17.jpg

bus driver
01-14-2010, 02:38 PM
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/09/0911_jessica_simpson_pokies_00.jpg

nice

misterx91578
01-14-2010, 05:24 PM
nice

SpursNextRomanEmpire
01-14-2010, 06:34 PM
dayum, haha and that one with Tiger Woods is just hilarious now

760Spursfan
01-14-2010, 07:03 PM
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/86/79/jessica_simpson_heart_romo_big.0.0.0x0.547x912.jpe g

TheMime
01-14-2010, 07:22 PM
...

DMX7
01-14-2010, 08:28 PM
http://i25.tinypic.com/2zpo46g.jpg

Tiger's kind of girl.

BRHornet45
07-23-2010, 11:54 PM
http://i32.tinypic.com/9aqt1t.jpg

Cant_Be_Faded
07-23-2010, 11:58 PM
I'd swing on those.

austN Spur
07-24-2010, 02:25 AM
this thread was funny. you guys kick ass. I took in 10 good seconds in of that tiger pic.:lmao

br if you werent from the NO youd be alright :toast