BacktoBasics
09-05-2008, 09:33 AM
I just put this to the test. Here's what I did.
I ran down to Home Depot and purchased a non-contact infared thermometer. The one that instantly measure temperatures in automobile engines or other machinery by simply pointing the laser. Its half Italian half American (sup Funt) infrared technology is an excellent value. The temperature ranges: -4°F/-20°C to 968°F/520°C with a distance to spot accuracy: 8 to 1 and a single circuit chip design to prevent jamming.
I then purchased a 1500 watt dual temperature heat gun with 572° Fahrenheit low, and 1112° Fahrenheit high. It has a durable ABS body and a three-way switch thats easily reached with the middle finger. I also bought one of those diamond plate Snap-on tool boxes with the hardcoated top bench so I'd have a place to assemble this apparatus.
Finally I invested in a new laptop to add up my savings.
I then took a small drill with an extremely expensive laser cut diamond bit and drilled a Sequ size hole in the quarter. I attached some silicon laced hemp twine through the Sequ hole and made my way to the machine.
I heated the Marini slit I mean money slit up and took a temp ready of 742 degrees hot and ready. To prep the insertion I pounded on the machine like it was a near dead horse hunched over a barrel of water struggling through a hot summer day on a pretentious richer ranch. I then inserted the quarter and pulled back vigrously (not a SpursWoman pun) until it returned. Repeated this until the desired amount is achived and ordered my drink.
Let me know if you need a copy of the tools and instructions to do this yourself.
Don't under estimate how much you really drink sodas.
This Will. Save. You. Thousands.
I ran down to Home Depot and purchased a non-contact infared thermometer. The one that instantly measure temperatures in automobile engines or other machinery by simply pointing the laser. Its half Italian half American (sup Funt) infrared technology is an excellent value. The temperature ranges: -4°F/-20°C to 968°F/520°C with a distance to spot accuracy: 8 to 1 and a single circuit chip design to prevent jamming.
I then purchased a 1500 watt dual temperature heat gun with 572° Fahrenheit low, and 1112° Fahrenheit high. It has a durable ABS body and a three-way switch thats easily reached with the middle finger. I also bought one of those diamond plate Snap-on tool boxes with the hardcoated top bench so I'd have a place to assemble this apparatus.
Finally I invested in a new laptop to add up my savings.
I then took a small drill with an extremely expensive laser cut diamond bit and drilled a Sequ size hole in the quarter. I attached some silicon laced hemp twine through the Sequ hole and made my way to the machine.
I heated the Marini slit I mean money slit up and took a temp ready of 742 degrees hot and ready. To prep the insertion I pounded on the machine like it was a near dead horse hunched over a barrel of water struggling through a hot summer day on a pretentious richer ranch. I then inserted the quarter and pulled back vigrously (not a SpursWoman pun) until it returned. Repeated this until the desired amount is achived and ordered my drink.
Let me know if you need a copy of the tools and instructions to do this yourself.
Don't under estimate how much you really drink sodas.
This Will. Save. You. Thousands.