Thunder reporting from Cleveland browns stadium

[Thunder Dan]

cowgirls are in for a ass kicking today! Quinn is looking good, word is he is starting at OLB which means romo is getting his ass kicked

[monosylab1k]

Browns really oughta play Quinn versus the Cowboys, those 10 other guys on the field just get in Brady's way.

[SpursFanFirst]

:lol Oh, Thunder...you're always so hopeful.

[Evan]

Enjoy the game Dan

Too bad you have to wake up in Cleveland.

[IronMexican]

Enjoy the game Dan

Too bad you have to wake up in Cleveland.

No need to remind him. He must feel bad as it is.

[Evan]

you're right, sorry Dan.

[Whisky Dog]

Cowboys 27 - 13.

[Sense]

7-0 dem Cowboys..

;]

Romo 5-5 66

that ass kicking started fast.

[T Park]

More passes and TDs to Jason Whitten please.

[Sense]

lol I've come to notice that most of the people care more about the fantasy stats than the actual their team winning...

[jack sommerset]

3 Cowboy penalties already. It was fitting 76 got the first of the season. We will see his number called a bunch.

[IronMexican]

Td!

[Sense]

Wow that was a ridiculous mistake...

it was obvious it was going to Winslow..

[Whisky Dog]

3 defensive fuck ups give the browns a td. Fucking rookie mistakes by scandrick and jones. Newman is sorely needed.

[Sense]

I don't think the Cowboys offense will flow like this throughout the game.. at some point they will start to get stuck with plays and the pressure of being on the road is going to get to them...


6 penalties already.

[Sense]

lmao @ TO

[Whisky Dog]

That was a celebration penalty? That rule has gone ridiculous.

[Whisky Dog]

The offense will go as well as the line, TE and backs protect Romo and pick up blitzes. So far it has been masterful.

[Evan]

That was a celebration penalty? That rule has gone ridiculous.


Yeah that rule is a bit too tight ass if thats a penalty.

[Sense]

That was a celebration penalty? That rule has gone ridiculous.

It would've been nice if he didn't touch the floor... that way he would've gotten away with it..

[SpursFanFirst]

That was a celebration penalty? That rule has gone ridiculous.


I was thinking the same thing. So, because he touched the ground after scoring, it's considered a celebration?

[Evan]

whistle happy refs

[jack sommerset]

I was thinking the same thing. So, because he touched the ground after scoring, it's considered a celebration?


N- No
F- Fun
L- League

[Sense]

I was thinking the same thing. So, because he touched the ground after scoring, it's considered a celebration?

Yeah apparently if the players get on the floor it's unsportsmanlike conduct.

[T Park]

The Browns will be lucky to win 4 games this year.

[Whisky Dog]

The only things I've been disappointed with so far is the lack of a pass rush and the stupid penalties, but other than that a well played game.

This is a good start if they can go on the road to a team who won 10 games in the AFC last year and smash them in front of their fans.

[Sense]

The only things I've been disappointed with so far is the lack of a pass rush and the stupid penalties, but other than that a well played game.

This is a good start if they can go on the road to a team who won 10 games in the AFC last year and smash them in front of Thunder Dan.

[Whisky Dog]

Pacman can catch six balls and hold them in practice, but muff one ball in the game. Jitters got to him there, but good thing he recovered.

[jack sommerset]

Thundering Dan is doing some ground breaking reporting today.

[Sense]

This Cowboy team is going to have a lot of Fantasy owners happy.

[Evan]

This Cowboy team is going to have a lot of Fantasy owners happy.

I have Barber, Witten, and a hard on.

[Whisky Dog]

I think Cleveland will have an 8 or 9 win season, they're just up against a beast today.

Unlike the Rams who might as well play in the WAC.

[Evan]

Crayton is stunning me....amazing.

[Sense]

bout time he committed a mistake

[Whisky Dog]

Romo got a little too relaxed and got picked by Eazy E.

Crayton can talk shit all day long if he plays like this.

[Sense]

Anderson's making plays..

[Evan]

Anderson's making plays..

I can't figure him out yet.

[Whisky Dog]

Way to be an idiot, Romeo.

As sloppy as the defense has looked this game they've only given up 10 pts.

[Evan]

buzzkill officiating

[Evan]

Way to be an idiot, Romeo. .


seriously....did he think they were going to get the ball back a couple times with onside kicks and score 3 times?

[Sense]

I guess the guy gave up..

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

If it's Brown, flush it down...

[Sense]

LMAO!!!! San Diego got OWNED.

[Vinnie_Johnson]

cowgirls are in for a ass kicking today! Quinn is looking good, word is he is starting at OLB which means romo is getting his ass kicked

The Clowns :lmao

[spyder]

I have Barber, Witten, and a hard on.

I have Romo, Owens, and Witten in the same lineup

[Horry For 3!]

I thought the game would be a high scoring affair. It was for one team, the Cowboys. Browns offense got owned. Braylon Edwards did have a horrible game though.

[Evan]

I have Romo, Owens, and Witten in the same lineup

Too bad you don't have my hard on because its MVP caliber.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

:lol

[samikeyp]

I have Romo, Owens, and Witten in the same lineup

As do I, plus Barber and the Dallas D.

Hey I am in 5 leagues, one of them had to be a homer team!

The one chick in that league won't trade me Nick Folk!! :ihit


:lol

[Thunder Dan]

Enjoy the game Dan

Too bad you have to wake up in Cleveland.

Hudson is where I woke up


Man, the Browns asked for what they got yesterday by not playing Quinn. They started Willie McGinest at OLB and expected to get a pass rush while Brady just sat on the sidelines eye fucking the women in the crowd. Am I disappointed? Yes. But did I see the making of a Super Bowl contender yesterday? yes, I saw 2 on the field- and I saw the Super Bowl MVP standing on the Browns sidelines.


Next week I will not be able to report live from the Brady Quinn Show- but I will try my best to give live drunken coverage from the Todd Boeckman Show from the LA Coliseum. (the Todd Boeckman show is like a crappy knockoff of the Brady Show- it's like Ron and Fez compared to Howard Stern)

[Evan]

You have to love ^Thunder Dan^

[BUMP]

I saw 2 on the field- and I saw the Super Bowl MVP standing on the Browns sidelines.


2?????

idk about you but i only saw one superbowl contender and that was the team in brown and white. i thank Romeo Crennel so much for resting the next coming of Jurgensen, Marino, and Montana combined. i realize they are still in preseason mode and will run off 14 straight and take the super bowl, HOWEVER, i am so happy we made it out of Cleveland with a win, even though they are just resting for the playoffs. we will be lucky to win half as many games as them

THANK YOU

[Thunder Dan]

2?????

idk about you but i only saw one superbowl contender and that was the team in brown and white. i thank Romeo Crennel so much for resting the next coming of Jurgensen, Marino, and Montana combined. i realize they are still in preseason mode and will run off 14 straight and take the super bowl, HOWEVER, i am so happy we made it out of Cleveland with a win, even though they are just resting for the playoffs. we will be lucky to win half as many games as them

THANK YOU

few understand the geniousness of Romeo Crennel- he was sick of hearing the hype of the Giants and how they lost their first 2 games of the 2007 season and won the Super Bowl. Romeo has the master plan (sitting Brady Quinn) of throwing the first 5 games of the season, and being the first team to start 0-5 and win the Super Bowl. The question around Cleveland before the season was whether 2008 was the year Romeo went for 16-0 and a Super Bowl or 0-5 and a Super Bowl; after yesterday that question has been answered.

[IronMexican]

:lol

[monosylab1k]

I think the real reason Brady Quinn is riding the bench is because he realizes his own awesomeness, and in a rare display of mercy, decided that he wants to give the rest of the league a 2 year head start before he begins his world domination.

[JamStone]

I think the Superbowl is setting the goal too low for this Cleveland Brown's team. That's too easy. Perhaps they should set their sights on the World Cup or the Stanley Cup, or maybe the re should be something higher than all of those championships.

[J.T.]

I think the real reason Brady Quinn is riding the bench is because he realizes his own awesomeness, and in a rare display of mercy, decided that he wants to give the rest of the league a 2 year head start before he begins his world domination.

Names like Namath, Montana, Young, Aikman, Brady and Manning are going to mean jack shit by the end of the season after Matt Cassel re-writes the single season and Super Bowl quarterback records.

[Thunder Dan]

I think the Superbowl is setting the goal too low for this Cleveland Brown's team. That's too easy. Perhaps they should set their sights on the World Cup or the Stanley Cup, or maybe the re should be something higher than all of those championships.

in a related story, the Browns are taking on the NFC in the Pro Bowl this year, and while in Hawaii Brady Quinn and Shaun Rodgers will compete (and likely dominate) in the Billabong Pipeline Masters of Surfing

[IronMexican]

in a related story, the Browns are taking on the NFC in the Pro Bowl this year, and while in Hawaii Brady Quinn and Shaun Rodgers will compete (and likely dominate) in the Billabong Pipeline Masters of Surfing

Thunder Dan is quickly becoming my favorite poster.:lol

[monosylab1k]

In all seriousness, I wonder if Cleveland would entertain an offer for Brady Quinn? Cassel is okay for this year, but the injuries are piling up on Tom, so maybe it's time to groom a permanent replacement.

Richard Seymour and a #2. Let's do it.

[ATRAIN]

lol I've come to notice that most of the people care more about the fantasy stats than the actual their team winning...

THATS not true. I have Hines Ward on my team and Willie Parker and wished Death on them for what they did to my Texans. Ok I didnt really wish death on them, but I was pretty upset.

[Rappin' Quinn]

Brady's injured, hopefully Derek will be soon,
this team needs a winner, not some old buffoon.
Edwards cant catch, we need some new defenders,
they think we got a shot, but we know we're just pretenders.
this organization is so bad i think im gonna puke,
seen more talented players even down at Duke.
somebody trade for me, i want out,
take this genie out the lamp, out of the spout.
it doesnt matter what team, they all need me.
that is if they want to get to Superbowl 43.
Romo aint shit, Manning aint crap,
i could care less about them give them all a bitch slap.
i've come to a decision, this one's final
Crennel will see what it's like to taste my anal.
i'll get the better of him, even in his own place,
and then i'll yell "Tell me how my ass taste!"

[Whisky Dog]

Final rhymed with anal?

That whole thing was fuck awful.

[Thunder Dan]

Brady's injured, hopefully Derek will be soon,
this team needs a winner, not some old buffoon.
Edwards cant catch, we need some new defenders,
they think we got a shot, but we know we're just pretenders.
this organization is so bad i think im gonna puke,
seen more talented players even down at Duke.
somebody trade for me, i want out,
take this genie out the lamp, out of the spout.
it doesnt matter what team, they all need me.
that is if they want to get to Superbowl 43.
Romo aint shit, Manning aint crap,
i could care less about them give them all a bitch slap.
i've come to a decision, this one's final
Crennel will see what it's like to taste my anal.
i'll get the better of him, even in his own place,
and then i'll yell "Tell me how my ass taste!"

and to think I used to believe you were the real Brady Quinn

[jack sommerset]

Final rhymed with anal?

That whole thing was fuck awful.

All the "rappin" fags are awful.

[Evan]

In all seriousness, I wonder if Cleveland would entertain an offer for Brady Quinn? Cassel is okay for this year, but the injuries are piling up on Tom, so maybe it's time to groom a permanent replacement.

Richard Seymour and a #2. Let's do it.

I was listening to sirius nfl radio this weekend and it seems that Anderson's contract is really a 1 year contract that is easily cut or tradeble.

[Thunder Dan]

I was listening to sirius nfl radio this weekend and it seems that Anderson's contract is really a 1 year contract that is easily cut or tradeble.

Anderson will be horse glue by October

[T Park]

Derek Anderson by November will be in the same retirement home as Aaron Brooks.

[TMSKILZ]

The Cleveland Browns Poo got PvvnD!