Co-worker

[JudynTX]

Ok.....ordinarily I wouldn't get upset over things like this, but there's this chick in my office suite who bugs the hell out of me. :ihit

Now mind you, she's not a member of our department, she's just using an empty office we have right now.

In the mornings, I tell everyone good morning.....including her. She doesn't speak to any of the females in this office suite, just the guys. :rolleyes

Let's call her Carrie. :lol

[angel_luv]

Ok.....ordinarily I wouldn't get upset over things like this, but there's this chick in my office suite who bugs the hell out of me. :ihit

Now mind you, she's not a member of our department, she's just using an empty office we have right now.

In the mornings, I tell everyone good morning.....including her. She doesn't speak to any of the females in this office suite, just the guys. :rolleyes

Let's call her Carrie. :lol


She sounds lovely.

[Slydragon]

I need pics before I can pass judgment.

[angel_luv]

I need pics before I can pass judgment.

Okay but you will have to ask Carrie for them yourself, otherwise she is likely to not answer. :lol

[IronMexican]

I bet she's hot. only reason you dislike her

[JudynTX]

She sounds lovely.

Oh, she's a peach. :rolleyes Would you NOT speak to females and only guys? I don't think so. :lol

[JudynTX]

I bet she's hot. only reason you dislike her

She's ok looking and it's not because I'm jealous. She has the personality of a guy, seriously. :blah

[angel_luv]

Oh, she's a peach. :rolleyes Would you NOT speak to females and only guys? I don't think so. :lol

You do know I am on your side, right? Thus the lovely in italics.

Just verifying.

[ORION]

I know her ! What is her last name ?

[JudynTX]

You do know I am on your side, right? Thus the lovely in italics.

Just verifying.

Yea, I know. :p:

[balli]

I'm usually bothered by people not shutting the fuck up as opposed to them refusing to speak. I guess the whole slutress thing could be irksome if she flirts loudly, but I myself keep stone fucking silent around co-workers and though I KNOW it creeps them out, I don't see anything wrong with it. Who the fuck says you have to be friends with your co-workers?

[angel_luv]

Yea, common decency, such as saying hi when spoken to, is totally out of line in a work environment.

Even worst are those corporations that host things like ( shudder) company picnics.

:lol

[desflood]

Would you NOT speak to females
Maybe if they threw things at me.

[JudynTX]

I'm usually bothered by people not shutting the fuck up as opposed to them refusing to speak. I guess the whole slutress thing could be irksome if she flirts loudly, but I myself keep stone fucking silent around co-workers and though I KNOW it creeps them out, I don't see anything wrong with it. Who the fuck says you have to be friends with your co-workers?

I'm not here to make friends, just cordial and professional. :) I expect the same from those around me.


Yea, common decency, such as saying hi when spoken to, is totally out of line in a work environment.

Even worst are those corporations that host things like ( shudder) company picnics.

:lol

:lol Company picnic, what are those? :rolleyes

[balli]

Well I guess my question is- does she literallly just snub you when you say hello? Like no response whatsoever? If so, that's pretty odd, but beyond an extremely brief reply to your hello I don't think she owes you anything else, like a conversation.

[angel_luv]

I'm not here to make friends, just cordial and professional. :) I expect the same from those around me.



:lol Company picnic, what are those? :rolleyes

I went to one where there was free food and games and prizes- can you imagine???

[JudynTX]

Well I guess my question is- does she literallly just snub you when you say hello? Like no response whatsoever? If so, that's pretty odd, but beyond an extremely brief reply to your hello I don't think she owes you anything else, like a conversation.

She literally snubs the chicks.

[ATRAIN]

Oh, she's a peach. :rolleyes Would you NOT speak to females and only guys? I don't think so. :lol

A peach you say? Well as Castor Troy would say. I could eat a peach for hours.

[JudynTX]

I went to one where there was free food and games and prizes- can you imagine???

Free food? OMG! :lmao

For several years, we had to bring our own food to Christmas Parties.

:bang

[JudynTX]

A peach you say? Well as Castor Troy would say. I could eat a peach for hours.

I think she chews ice too. :rollin

[balli]

Well that's twisted. Sorry- I didn't realize the extent of her insociability. Next time she does it you should just keep standing there staring at her.

[remingtonbo2001]

Free food? OMG!

Angel_Luv forgot to mention the free beer.

Or the fact that we won $50 and $25 dollar Wal-Mart giftcards.

That's HB Zachery.

[mrsmaalox]

Just don't bother with her. You've been nice, she hasn't reciprocated, so don't give her the time of day.

[angel_luv]

Angel_Luv forgot to mention the free beer.

Or the fact that we won $50 and $25 dollar Wal-Mart giftcards.

That's HB Zachery.

That is because Angel_luv doesn't like it, although I was impressed that some of the beer was homemade.

I also forgot to mention that my boyfriend won more quickly than I did. :)

[JudynTX]

Angel_Luv forgot to mention the free beer.

Or the fact that we won $50 and $25 dollar Wal-Mart giftcards.

That's HB Zachery.

What did you have to do to win those gift cards? :lol


Just don't bother with her. You've been nice, she hasn't reciprocated, so don't give her the time of day.

:toast Thanks Mrs!

[ATRAIN]

I think she chews ice too. :rollin

I hate her already!!!

[I. Hustle]

Here is what you do if you really want to see what’s up. You go home cut your hair. You can either go with the short feathered back look or a buzz cut. Then hit the goodwill up and get some suits. Don’t go for anything too pricy and if you can, buy a size that is a little baggy on you. Then start practicing saying stuff like “Hey yo!” and “Damn dem broads, they all love what I got”. Once you’ve got that down go into work and say that you are Chuck the new guy. Always ALWAYS make sure that you roll up the sleeves on your suit. Guys do that.
Start flirting with her. Say stuff that guys would say like. Hey yous got a nice can or Whoa! What a rack a lamb you got there babe. She’ll eat it up guaranteed. Then once you’ve got her and made out with her a few times. Rip off all your clothes and reveal that you are a woman. This will totally work and will mess her up for the rest of her life.
Or you can just ignore her because it’s not really all that important.

[angel_luv]

What did you have to do to win those gift cards? :lol



:toast Thanks Mrs!

We played Bingo.

We had to make an " E" shape on our card, right, Bo?

[balli]

Besides cancer, death or that type of thing I could picture very few things worse than playing games with my co-workers at a company event. I remember once I was forced to go on a "team-building" retreat to a ropes course- it was easily one of the top 5 worst days of my life.

[BacktoBasics]

I would type out a letter and leave it on said desk.

"When you flirt and socialize with the boys and distance yourself from female co-workers you become the office whore. Is that what you want?"

[I. Hustle]

I would type out a letter and leave it on said desk.

"When you flirt and socialize with the boys and distance yourself from female co-workers you become the office whore. Is that what you want?"

And if she says yes?

[balli]

And if she says yes?

Give me her number.

[remingtonbo2001]

We played Bingo.

We had to make an " E" shape on our card, right, Bo?

Yep.

[remingtonbo2001]

Give me her number.

:lol

[JudynTX]

Here is what you do if you really want to see what’s up. You go home cut your hair. You can either go with the short feathered back look or a buzz cut. Then hit the goodwill up and get some suits. Don’t go for anything too pricy and if you can, buy a size that is a little baggy on you. Then start practicing saying stuff like “Hey yo!” and “Damn dem broads, they all love what I got”. Once you’ve got that down go into work and say that you are Chuck the new guy. Always ALWAYS make sure that you roll up the sleeves on your suit. Guys do that.
Start flirting with her. Say stuff that guys would say like. Hey yous got a nice can or Whoa! What a rack a lamb you got there babe. She’ll eat it up guaranteed. Then once you’ve got her and made out with her a few times. Rip off all your clothes and reveal that you are a woman. This will totally work and will mess her up for the rest of her life.
Or you can just ignore her because it’s not really all that important.

I will ignore her. :lol


We played Bingo.

We had to make an " E" shape on our card, right, Bo?

It should have been to make a Heart shape on the bingo card. :p:


I would type out a letter and leave it on said desk.

"When you flirt and socialize with the boys and distance yourself from female co-workers you become the office whore. Is that what you want?"

:lmao B2B....keeping it real.

[angel_luv]

It should have been to make a Heart shape on the bingo card. :p:


That would have been cute!!!

A guy picked the shape, clearly. :lol

[Shelly]

Try this:

You: "Good morning, Unsociable Co-Worker."

UCW: *blank stare*

You answering for her: "Good morning, LadySpur! I'm doing well. Thanks for asking."

Maybe she'll get the hint. Seriously, is it that hard to say hello to someone?

[mrsmaalox]

I would type out a letter and leave it on said desk.

"When you flirt and socialize with the boys and distance yourself from female co-workers you become the office whore. Is that what you want?"
I think she probably already knows damn well what she's doing!

[BacktoBasics]

And if she says yes?Then everyone would know she was a whore. The entire office would

1. leave comdoms, anal lube, valtrax, rubber gloves and other kinds of shit on her desk.
2. whisper everytime she walked by
3. give her unapproving stares of hatred
4. plaster up her car with porno pictures

on and on and on

[BacktoBasics]

I think she probably already knows damn well what she's doing!
She might but she also might think that no one cares or doesn't know she's a slut

ignorance is bliss

[ORION]

she sounds hot and I think she has big boobs

[I. Hustle]

Then everyone would know she was a whore. The entire office would

1. leave comdoms, anal lube, valtrax, rubber gloves and other kinds of shit on her desk.
2. whisper everytime she walked by
3. give her unapproving stares of hatred
4. plaster up her car with porno pictures

on and on and on

Is that why I always have that shit all over my desk and car?!:ihit

[ORION]

Then everyone would know she was a whore. The entire office would

1. leave comdoms, anal lube, valtrax, rubber gloves and other kinds of shit on her desk.
2. whisper everytime she walked by
3. give her unapproving stares of hatred
4. plaster up her car with porno pictures

on and on and on

How do I become this person who gets all this free stuff? No more coupons for me. AstroGlide is going up in price. every little bit helps

[JudynTX]

She might but she also might think that no one cares or doesn't know she's a slut

ignorance is bliss

She's the office slut who always forgets her keys too. :downspin:

[I. Hustle]

she sounds hot and I think she has big boobs

That's what I thought. Why talk to the itty bitty titty committee right?

[SpursWoman]

Try this:

You: "Good morning, Unsociable Co-Worker."

UCW: *blank stare*

You answering for her: "Good morning, LadySpur! I'm doing well. Thanks for asking."

Maybe she'll get the hint. Seriously, is it that hard to say hello to someone?

Not everyone is as proficient at talking to themselves as we are, you know. :lol :oops

[ATRAIN]

Women are just haters bottom line. If she doesnt want to talk to you, maybe its because your hating on her. She gets along with guys better, I have female friends like that.

[Brutalis]

I bet she's hot. only reason you dislike her

:rollin

[JudynTX]

Not everyone is as proficient at talking to themselves as we are, you know. :lol :oops

:lol True


Women are just haters bottom line. If she doesnt want to talk to you, maybe its because your hating on her. She gets along with guys better, I have female friends like that.

That's fine and dandy if she only gets along with guys. She still bugs the heck out of me.

[balli]

Women are just haters bottom line.

Yeah, my gut feeling is just that she's a catty bitch, which although it sounds sexist, isn't really that unusual. Women are fucking paranoid, jealous psychos towards one another all the time.

[ATRAIN]

That's fine and dandy if she only gets along with guys. She still bugs the heck out of me.

But why? You are just hating.

[ATRAIN]

Yeah, my gut feeling is just that she's a catty bitch, which although it sounds sexist, isn't really that unusual. Women are fucking paranoid, jealous psychos towards one another all the time.

LOL yeah they are. They hang out and kiss each other asses then when one leaves they talk about her.

[JudynTX]

But why? You are just hating.

You're right, I hate her. :lol Just her though. Every other co-worker is ok. :wakeup

[angel_luv]

Now mind you, she's not a member of our department, she's just using an empty office we have right now.


I was just thinking... I bet her department misses her...
Return to sender? :lol

[ATRAIN]

You're right, I hate her. :lol Just her though. Every other co-worker is ok. :wakeup

LOL ok well your allowed to, its up to you. I don't hate my coworkers because I try not to hate anyone, however I hate my coworkers annoying fucking habits. The ice chewer was eating grapes today and I swear it was the loudest instance of grape eating I have every heard in my life.

[JudynTX]

I was just thinking... I bet her department misses her...
Return to sender? :lol

I wish. They are probably glad to get rid of her. :nope


LOL ok well your allowed to, its up to you. I don't hate my coworkers because I try not to hate anyone, however I hate my coworkers annoying fucking habits. The ice chewer was eating grapes today and I swear it was the loudest instance of grape eating I have every heard in my life.

Ok....I hate Carrie's annoying work habits too. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

LadySpur, how do the men treat her? If they are salivating and tripping over themselves when she talks to them, chances are it's her game and she's perfectly happy if the women think she's a slut; as long as she's the only one getting the attention. If the men aren't responding then probably she's just a social retard or easily intimidated by other women. Either way you've done your part, so now she can be invisible.

[ORION]

That's what I thought. Why talk to the itty bitty titty committee right?

If she was ugly we wouldn't even be posting about it

[JudynTX]

LadySpur, how do the men treat her? If they are salivating and tripping over themselves when she talks to them, chances are it's her game and she's perfectly happy if the women think she's a slut; as long as she's the only one getting the attention.

Bingo!


I put her on ignore. :lol

[ATRAIN]

so now she can be invisible.

Ladyspur take it from her, she knows all about being invisible. hahahaha

[I. Hustle]

If she was ugly we wouldn't even be posting about it

This seems to settle it. Upon further review of the case, Orion and I have come to the conclusion that without proper evidence we must dismiss this case. Proper evidence being pics of course. The nuder the better.

[dirk4mvp]

this thread would be much more informative and enlightening had it been started by B2B

[angel_luv]

this thread would be much more informative and enlightening had it been started by B2B

I actually was disappointed that there was no B2B thread today.

[dirk4mvp]

I actually was disappointed that there was no B2B thread today.

i've also been waiting for one of his epics

i gained very little from this thread

[angel_luv]

i've also been waiting for one of his epics

i gained very little from this thread

This thread was entertaining, I thought.

[I. Hustle]

this thread would be much more informative and enlightening had it been started by B2B

Hi there nut rider

[dirk4mvp]

sup

[JudynTX]

This thread was entertaining, I thought.

Thanks Angel. :lol My thread didn't cause as much of a stir as your money thread. :depressed

[I. Hustle]

i gained very little from this thread

Look I like reading B2B’s stuff too don’t get me wrong but damn go get your own life experiences. You’ve probably never worked in an office before so you might be a little lost. Do you go into those rapping threads too and try to get a little insight into the great mysteries of life? It’s the internet dude, what could you really be hoping to gain from it?
You want gain some advice? Minimize this screen and bring up the porn you’ve been looking up and rub one off.

[angel_luv]

Thanks Angel. :lol My thread didn't cause as much of a stir as your money thread. :depressed

yw. :)

[mrsmaalox]

Ladyspur take it from her, she knows all about being invisible. hahahaha

Yea hahaha :huh

[ORION]

This seems to settle it. Upon further review of the case, Orion and I have come to the conclusion that without proper evidence we must dismiss this case. Proper evidence being pics of course. The nuder the better.

I mean if she really wanted to get back at her and if she has the balls she will snap a picture of her. just put the camera over the bathroom stall and click. Or if your Mexican and too short do it under the door. To me that would be fulfilling for her and then send us the pictures. I mean only if your cool and your cool right ?

[dirk4mvp]

Look I like reading B2B’s stuff too don’t get me wrong but damn go get your own life experiences. You’ve probably never worked in an office before so you might be a little lost. Do you go into those rapping threads too and try to get a little insight into the great mysteries of life? It’s the internet dude, what could you really be hoping to gain from it?
You want gain some advice? Minimize this screen and bring up the porn you’ve been looking up and rub one off.

you're taking it more seriously than it should be.

[I. Hustle]

you're taking it more seriously than it should be.

And you're taking it in the butt but I don't bring that up do I?

[baseline bum]

That is because Angel_luv doesn't like it, although I was impressed that some of the beer was homemade.

I also forgot to mention that my boyfriend won more quickly than I did. :)

What do you mean? You like paying for your beer? :wow

[Oh, Gee!!]

Yea, I know. :p:

maybe you're the problem.

[balli]

You should find out her e-mail address and anonymously send her a link to this thread.

[LuvBones]

I usually get along better with guys too, but I still talk to girls and try to befriend them. I had a co-worker that was the same way so I thought we would get along well, but it turned out she only talked to guys and ugly girls. Those girls are just insecure with themselves Ladyspur, and they see any pretty girl as a threat.. don't even waste your time on her.

[TDMVPDPOY]

i go and tap that shit if given the opportunity

[angel_luv]

What do you mean? You like paying for your beer? :wow

No :lol I meant that I don't like the taste of beer.