It's Official, Brady put on IR

[monosylab1k]

per Belichick's press conference.

[monosylab1k]

So seeing how I plan on drinking myself to death tonight, what do you guys suggest I enjoy?

[Pistons < Spurs]

Patriots quarterback Tom Brady will undergo surgery on an injured left knee and miss the rest of the season, the team announced Monday.

"After extensive tests this morning, it was revealed that New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady's left knee, which was injured in the first quarter of yesterday's game, will require surgery," the team said in a statement. "He will be placed on injured reserve and will miss the remainder of the 2008 season."

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3575339

[ATRAIN]

So seeing how I plan on drinking myself to death tonight, what do you guys suggest I enjoy?

Chug a bottle of 151 and then chug a bottle of everclear. Then light a match in your mouth and suck in.

[JamStone]

So seeing how I plan on drinking myself to death tonight, what do you guys suggest I enjoy?


Everclear. Straight up. Then light your throat.

[ATRAIN]

Everclear. Straight up. Then light your throat.

LMAO I barely beat you to it.

[monosylab1k]

I think I might go strangle a hooker tonight too.

[monosylab1k]

Maybe take a shit on a table at Chick-Fil-A, then apply my own excrement on my face and put cucumbers over my eyes.

[Pistons < Spurs]

torn ACL and MCL in his left knee.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

And fantasy owners, including LJ, weep across America.

[dirk4mvp]

It could be worse. The pats could have lost to the bears on opening night the first game in their new stadium.

[dirk4mvp]

wait, nevermind.

[brettn]

Cheaters don't win.

[TomBrady]

My career may be over, but I still get to bang this:

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:H1sRKLJRsQIMIM:http://www.xomba.com/files/images/Gisele_Bundchen_20050731.preview.jpg

and this:

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:cUz9poLJ3YTSpM:http://bp2.blogger.com/_1IikE9_oKLg/Rdts24q-a7I/AAAAAAAAAys/cGvLBJXq8vY/s400/bmoynahan.jpg

whenever I want.

[Epic Fail]

My career may be over, but I still get to bang this:

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:H1sRKLJRsQIMIM:http://www.xomba.com/files/images/Gisele_Bundchen_20050731.preview.jpg

and this:

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:cUz9poLJ3YTSpM:http://bp2.blogger.com/_1IikE9_oKLg/Rdts24q-a7I/AAAAAAAAAys/cGvLBJXq8vY/s400/bmoynahan.jpg

whenever I want.

hey how's it going

[bostonguy]

So seeing how I plan on drinking myself to death tonight, what do you guys suggest I enjoy?

everclear and watch the suite life of zach and cody on the disney channel. It's what I am doing and it is making the fake world peachy.

[IronMexican]

anything can look good when Brenda Song is on the TV:wow

[duncan228]

What a nasty injury. Sorry mono. It just hasn't been a good couple of years for you in the sports fan department.

I come from New England, the Patriots were the team. Everyone I know back there is miserable today. Tough blow to the team and its fans.

[Tippecanoe]

time to find out what matt cassel is made of.

i still believe a winning season is possible, as long as the defense plays wells and the receivers bale out cassel.

i refuse to quit on the patriots

[bostonguy]

What a nasty injury. Sorry mono. It just hasn't been a good couple of years for you in the sports fan department.

I come from New England, the Patriots were the team. Everyone I know back there is miserable today. Tough blow to the team and its fans.

Yo dawg what about me and Tippers. This isnt exactly easy for us either.:p:

[TheMadHatter]

Isn't Mono a Mavs fan?

[IronMexican]

Isn't Mono a Mavs fan?

He's a Yankee, and Pats fan too.

[san antonio spurs]

time to find out what matt cassel is made of.

i still believe a winning season is possible, as long as the defense plays wells and the receivers bale out cassel.

i refuse to quit on the patriots

Anyone who would, doesn't know SHIT about this team. A playoff spot is very possible and a wildcard spot at the very least.

[DPG21920]

That injury blows for any athlete. I am sorry that it happened. It will make the league a little less exciting.

[T Park]

The team is good enough to get 10 wins with anyone at QB.

Hell they could drag back out Drew Bledsoe and get 10 wins.

[duncan228]

Yo dawg what about me and Tippers. This isnt exactly easy for us either.:p:

My sympathy to you and Tippecanoe too. But you guys are Celtics fans and are currently the reigning NBA Champions. mono is a long suffering Mavs fan. He's had a tough couple, no, few, years, so I thought of him first. :)

[monosylab1k]

Isn't Mono a Mavs fan?

Oklahoma City Thunder. Do you fucking read?

[slayermin]

Kharma is a mutherfucker, ain't it?

[Tom Brady]

My career may be over, but I still get to bang this:

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:H1sRKLJRsQIMIM:http://www.xomba.com/files/images/Gisele_Bundchen_20050731.preview.jpg

and this:

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:cUz9poLJ3YTSpM:http://bp2.blogger.com/_1IikE9_oKLg/Rdts24q-a7I/AAAAAAAAAys/cGvLBJXq8vY/s400/bmoynahan.jpg

whenever I want.

Get the fuck out of here, you fuckin' phony.

[monosylab1k]

Kharma is a mutherfucker, ain't it?

I hope somebody kills you in your sleep.

[DBryant88]

:lol:lmao:rollin

[slayermin]

I hope somebody kills you in your sleep.

At least I won't be crying myself to sleep like Patriot fan.

[JamStone]

LMAO I barely beat you to it.

Damn. Same time stamp. Just seconds apart.

You are quite the clever and funny guy.

[MajorMike]

It's Official, Brady put on IR

Oh, shit, when did this happen??

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned this before.

Mono, remember you can always sink your teeth in one of these:



http://www.drunkasaurusrex.com/KFC%20Bowl.jpg

[Obstructed_View]

I don't have any great love for Mono, but I can't make myself be the least bit pleased that Tom Brady is hurt. It was much more satisfying to see him lose on the field. Maybe Cassel turns into the next big thing and we have the old insufferable Mono back soon.