Have you had sex in all 50 states?

[JudynTX]

Eva Mendes said she has. :hat

Eva Mendes recently appeared at New York’s Mercedes Benz Fashion Week to promote her new line of fine bedding for Macy’s. During the launch party for designer Patricia Field’s upcoming line of “Sex & The City” inspired fashions, Eva randomly announced that she has “had sex in all 50 states.” (this girl sure does know how to work the media!)

When pressed for details, Mendes assured reporters her 50 state feat was not with 50 different men.

“A lot of it was on a road trip I took when I was younger,” Mendes said, going on to note the best sex took place in Arizona and Colorado. “maybe it was the clear air, or the quiet, or the endless sky,” she noted, “whatever it was, it was really, really good.”

And according to Mendes, the worst sex she had was in Alaska. :lol

“I’d really like a do-over on that state,” Mendes said, before suggesting publicists at Alaska Air “sponsor a trip for me there for that purpose.”

Alrighty then! ;)

http://www.dailystab.com/eva-mendes-ive-had-sex-in-all-50-states/

[ATRAIN]

question is were they with partners from that state?



I read it again and yeah she didnt. I only have 2 states in my book. I need to get going for the other 48.

[JudynTX]

question is were they with partners from that state?



I read it again and yeah she didnt. I only have 2 states in my book. I need to get going for the other 48.

Get to steppin. I have you beat by 2 states. 46 to go. :hat

[ATRAIN]

Get to steppin. I have you beat by 2 states. 46 to go. :hat

Fuck I dont know how in the hell im supposed to get Alaska!!! Im not good with the cold.

[tlongII]

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

[mrsmaalox]

I have 11 :D

[ATRAIN]

I have 11 :D

Whore

[JudynTX]

Fuck I dont know how in the hell im supposed to get Alaska!!! Im not good with the cold.

You'll be producing body heat, you'll be fine. :D

[mrsmaalox]

Whore

Oh yea? Well you only have 2; at least I get some!! :smokin

[desflood]

Only 7. Seems the old man and I are lagging behind. More travel is obviously in order.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

States? Fuck that.

Eight different countries. Only two continents, though.

[ORION]

question is were they with partners from that state?



I read it again and yeah she didnt. I only have 2 states in my book. I need to get going for the other 48.

when did they consider Boystown a state?

[CosmicCowboy]

hmmm...*thinking*

13 states plus DC and 3 countries.

[ATRAIN]

when did they consider Boystown a state?

That is another country but we are talking about states here!!

[ATRAIN]

we are all talking about different parters right? Well besides Des because she is respectable.

[ATRAIN]

Oh yea? Well you only have 2; at least I get some!! :smokin

Its not a matter of not getting some, its a matter of me only being in only a few states outside of Texas while sexually active.

[Evan]

Only 7. Seems the old man and I are lagging behind. More travel is obviously in order.

Hey darlin......I have a lot of frequent flyer miles and endless enthusiasm.

[ALVAREZ6]

Fuck I only have 2 states as well.

[desflood]

Hey darlin......I have a lot of frequent flyer miles and endless enthusiasm.
And I, dear boy, have an extremely large, insanely jealous husband. Ask timvp; he's met him. And while I will admit that enthusiasm has its place, there must be a certain amount of skill to go with it.

[ORION]

What about number of parking lots ?

[Evan]

And I, dear boy, have an extremely large, insanely jealous husband. Ask timvp; he's met him. And while I will admit that enthusiasm has its place, there must be a certain amount of skill to go with it.


I aint skeered

[mrsmaalox]

we are all talking about different parters right? Well besides Des because she is respectable.
No nothing was said about how many different partners! Even in the article she said it was the same partner on a road trip.


Its not a matter of not getting some, its a matter of me only being in only a few states outside of Texas while sexually active.

Riiight ;)

[Evan]

Somehow I have racked up 5 churches. I don't know how it happened but it did and I fully expect a non stop 1 way ticket to hell.

[ATRAIN]

What about number of parking lots ?

LMAO parking lot of Black Eyed Peas comes to mind for me. That night has given me the impression that white chicks suck at sex.

[ATRAIN]

No nothing was said about how many different partners! Even in the article she said it was the same partner on a road trip.



Riiight ;)


I said different partners.


Yeah its true. I should have LA and NY but yeah I wasnt out on the prowl because i was faithful at that time.

[JudynTX]

Its not a matter of not getting some, its a matter of me only being in only a few states outside of Texas while sexually active.

Take a trip to Iowa, you'll have plenty of time to have sex in that state. :sleep:lol

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Somehow I have racked up 5 churches. I don't know how it happened but it did and I fully expect a non stop 1 way ticket to hell.

Inside the church? Did the power of Christ compel you?

Only one church parking lot here. And I felt dirty afterward.

At least more so than usual.

[mrsmaalox]

Somehow I have racked up 5 churches. I don't know how it happened but it did and I fully expect a non stop 1 way ticket to hell.

Interesting. You're correct, you will be going right to hell! :)

[ATRAIN]

I aint skeered

I got your back bro!!



Somehow I have racked up 5 churches. I don't know how it happened but it did and I fully expect a non stop 1 way ticket to hell.

Yeah I dont even have any of those. I do however have my old high school pig farm lmao.......DONT ASK!!

[ATRAIN]

You'll be producing body heat, you'll be fine. :D

Now this is true but wouldnt heat in the snow make it melt thus causing an avalanche?

[desflood]

Somehow I have racked up 5 churches. I don't know how it happened but it did and I fully expect a non stop 1 way ticket to hell.
"I need an old priest and a young priest!"

:lol

[Evan]

"I need an old priest and a young priest!"

:lol



:(

[Evan]

Inside the church? Did the power of Christ compel you?

Only one church parking lot here. And I felt dirty afterward.

At least more so than usual.

All outside and I felt horrible….but hey…I was young dumb and ………stuff...

[Evan]

Interesting. You're correct, you will be going right to hell! :)

You'll be sitting next to me Miss Easy

And thanks Atrain...but I aint sharing dessy

[dirk4mvp]

i haven't done it in tx.....mrsmaalox?

[JudynTX]

Now this is true but wouldnt heat in the snow make it melt thus causing an avalanche?

What the fuck are you doing in the snow? :lol

The thrusting would create an avalance. :hat

[ATRAIN]

You'll be sitting next to me Miss Easy

And thanks Atrain...but I aint sharing dessy

LOL to the Miss Easy!!! I am not asking to share man, its all you. Just offering my services to watch yo back.


i haven't done it in tx.....mrsmaalox?

:lmao thats my boy. Just do what I told you and your money!!

[ATRAIN]

What the fuck are you doing in the snow? :lol

The thrusting would create an avalance. :hat


If im going to bang someone in Alaska might as well go all out!! For example when I go to Chicago it has to be in the Sears Tower!! You know that why I can sight see and get my nut on at the same time.

[desflood]

:(
C'mon. Everybody's seen Austin Powers II.

[mrsmaalox]

You'll be sitting next to me Miss Easy

And thanks Atrain...but I aint sharing dessy

I don't think so. I've never done it any where near a church!

[JudynTX]

If im going to bang someone in Alaska might as well go all out!! For example when I go to Chicago it has to be in the Sears Tower!! You know that why I can sight see and get my nut on at the same time.

:hat Why didn't I think of that when I was @ the Sears Tower! :bang

Michigan Ave anyone? :D

[ATRAIN]

I don't think so. I've never done it any where near a church!

But you have done it in the ass which is un-natural so your going to hell.

[mrsmaalox]

What the fuck are you doing in the snow? :lol

The thrusting would create an avalance. :hat

I thought an avalanche could be caused by loud noises, no? If so then maybe the screaming.

[ATRAIN]

:hat Why didn't I think of that when I was @ the Sears Tower! :bang

Michigan Ave anyone? :D

I need to go back to NYC now that Im not talking to someone. What would be a good landmark? I was thinking either in the subway or in yankee stadium. Or on Wall Street, but I almost got mugged in that area so im not really fond of it.

[ATRAIN]

I thought an avalanche could be caused by loud noises, no? If so then maybe the screaming.

Oh thats not a problem, I always carry a roll of duck tape and a dirty sock with me for occasions like that.

[Evan]

C'mon. Everybody's seen Austin Powers II.

can't recall


I don't think so. I've never done it any where near a church!

cmon you sassy lil devil...lets serenade satan

[mrsmaalox]

But you have done it in the ass which is un-natural so your going to hell.

What?! :ihit :lol

[Evan]

What?! :ihit :lol

you heard him

[CosmicCowboy]

But you have done it in the ass which is un-natural so your going to hell.

ahhh...back to atrain's anal fixation again...

[mrsmaalox]

Oh thats not a problem, I always carry a roll of duck tape and a dirty sock with me for occasions like that.

Yes I know :(

[ATRAIN]

ahhh...back to atrain's anal fixation again...

Thats the ultimate revenge. Girl screws you over, you have break up sex and you bang her doggy style......then OOPS im sorry!!

[ATRAIN]

Yes I know :(

You see Dirk listen to me my son and you will conquer the cougars!!

[CosmicCowboy]

Thats the ultimate revenge. Girl screws you over, you have break up sex and you bang her doggy style......then OOPS im sorry!!

Yeah right...

Good thing you are on the computer and can still communicate with that dirty sock in your mouth.

[ATRAIN]

Yeah right...

Good thing you are on the computer and can still communicate with that dirty sock in your mouth.

Dude you got me all wrong the dirty sock is for the screamers man. Havent you ever seen Porky's?

[Evan]

this got out of hand fast

[mrsmaalox]

Yeah right...

Good thing you are on the computer and can still communicate with that dirty sock in your mouth.

:lmao

[CosmicCowboy]

Dude you got me all wrong the dirty sock is for the screamers man. Havent you ever seen Porky's?

Jeez you are dense. I was referring to you screaming while you are pulling the "A" Train with your buddies.

[ATRAIN]

Jeez you are dense. I was referring to you screaming while you are pulling the "A" Train with your buddies.

LOL I have yet to pull a train on anyone, but I have a buddy that wants me to train this one chick for some reason? He keeps telling me she is down for it and wants it, but im thinking wtf will he get out of this?? I mean ill bang her first while he is in the other room and then he can go to town.

[mrsmaalox]

Jeez you are dense. I was referring to you screaming while you are pulling the "A" Train with your buddies.


LOL I have yet to pull a train on anyone, but I have a buddy that wants me to train this one chick for some reason? He keeps telling me she is down for it and wants it, but im thinking wtf will he get out of this?? I mean ill bang her first while he is in the other room and then he can go to town.

Case in point! :lmao

[ATRAIN]

OH yeah and I dont scream when im giving and I dont receive so I don't scream either way. Just fyi for Cosmic.

[CosmicCowboy]

LOL I have yet to pull a train on anyone, but I have a buddy that wants me to train this one chick for some reason? He keeps telling me she is down for it and wants it, but im thinking wtf will he get out of this?? I mean ill bang her first while he is in the other room and then he can go to town.

The girl your buddy is trying to hook you up with is probably a cross-dressing he/she. He will probably be in the next room laughing his ass off when you slide those panties down and a hard pecker hits you on the nose.

[ATRAIN]

The girl your buddy is trying to hook you up with is probably a cross-dressing he/she. He will probably be in the next room laughing his ass off when you slide those panties down and a hard pecker hits you on the nose.

Actually he has already banged her in my apt none the less. She isnt a looker and could be a he she but I did hear them in the other room so either he is gay or not straight.

[JudynTX]

this got out of hand fast

:lol Alot of talk about hand jobs & socks. WTF?

[mrsmaalox]

Actually he has already banged her in my apt none the less. She isnt a looker and could be a he she but I did hear them in the other room so either he is gay or not straight.

I wonder which? Gay or not straight?

[ATRAIN]

I wonder which? Gay or not straight?

LOL sorry that was from the 2nd Adam Sandler cd, thought someone would have gotten that.

[CosmicCowboy]

LOL sorry that was from the 2nd Adam Sandler cd, thought someone would have gotten that.

You apparently bought the only copy.

[JudynTX]

:lol Correction! Including this great state of Texas, I've got 5 states covered. :hat

[mrsmaalox]

LOL sorry that was from the 2nd Adam Sandler cd, thought someone would have gotten that.

Someone did.

[ATRAIN]

Someone did.

That someone being you? Good job Maalox!!

[ATRAIN]

You apparently bought the only copy.

Come on Richer you can afford it.

[David Bowie]

I only have Massachusetts and Amsterdam

[Brutalis]

I bet she's looser than a machine screw in drywall.

[JoeChalupa]

Most of the sex I've had has been in the state of passion.

[ORION]

LMAO parking lot of Black Eyed Peas comes to mind for me. That night has given me the impression that white chicks suck at sex.

There is this one off of Babcock that I would frequent. I was about to tell a quick funny / gross story about that but I will hold back.

[ORION]

Most of the sex I've had has been in the state of passion.

:lol:lol

[mrsmaalox]

Most of the sex I've had has been in the state of passion.

Alright Joe!!! :makeout

[Bender]

...just 49 states to go

[CuckingFunt]

Only five states for me.

But I've fucked on a ride at Disneyland, in an empty classroom in high school, and in church with the minister's daughter.

[ORION]

Only five states for me.

But I've fucked on a ride at Disneyland, in an empty classroom in high school, and in church with the minister's daughter.

Did the minister watch ?

[CuckingFunt]

Did the minister watch ?

No, he was giving the sermon at the time. We were in an empty room in the basement listening over a speaker for our cue to go back to the congregation, since we were also acolytes that Sunday.

[ORION]

No, he was giving the sermon at the time. We were in an empty room in the basement listening over a speaker for our cue to go back to the congregation, since we were also acolytes that Sunday.

Go on ........
:wakeup

[Anti.Hero]

Then a lightning bolt struck the floor, the entire congregation fell through, and everyone saw them getting it on.

[jack sommerset]

Why would you tell reporters you fucked in every state.Why does she keep track? Is this part of her rehab? I don't get it.

[Whisky Dog]

And I, dear boy, have an extremely large, insanely jealous husband. Ask timvp; he's met him. And while I will admit that enthusiasm has its place, there must be a certain amount of skill to go with it.

Why is he so insecure? Is he just scared of losing "his woman" and has an inferiority complex when in the presence of other men?

Insecurity reeks of desperation and a bad scarcity mindset. Though you probably get some sort of validation from his jealousy it must also be rough being with a man who's scared of other men. I understand though, a real dominant man is one in a hundred at most.

[Kriz-Maxima]

Why is he so insecure? Is he just scared of losing "his woman" and has an inferiority complex when in the presence of other men?

Insecurity reeks of desperation and a bad scarcity mindset. Though you probably get some sort of validation from his jealousy it must also be rough being with a man who's scared of other men. I understand though, a real dominant man is one in a hundred at most.

I think any man, no matter how sure of himself, would be angry at another man fucking his wife.

[Evan]

Why is he so insecure? Is he just scared of losing "his woman" and has an inferiority complex when in the presence of other men?

Insecurity reeks of desperation and a bad scarcity mindset. Though you probably get some sort of validation from his jealousy it must also be rough being with a man who's scared of other men. I understand though, a real dominant man is one in a hundred at most.

desflood seems so irresistible to me I don't blame him

endless energy and insatiable appetite..........

ask her to tell you about the first day she had alone to herself in a long time

[Evan]

Why is he so insecure? Is he just scared of losing "his woman" and has an inferiority complex when in the presence of other men?

Insecurity reeks of desperation and a bad scarcity mindset. Though you probably get some sort of validation from his jealousy it must also be rough being with a man who's scared of other men. I understand though, a real dominant man is one in a hundred at most.

I dunno...guys know what guys think when they look at an attractive women and some guys don't want their women viewed like that. I don't think it always comes down to security and trust.

And besides...desflood was just having fun with my comments so I wouldn't take her as being too serious.

[Heath Ledger]

50 different dealers in 50 different states, man thats a lot of work for some free blow.

[PhotoShop]

Any updates?

[J.T.]

I've had sex while in 50 different states of mind

[TDMVPDPOY]

cuckingfunt forgot the bel air last paragraph part

[2Blonde]

8 states & 2 countries...:spin

[ATRAIN]

8 states & 2 countries...:spin

:wow :wow :wow :wow

[Salad Tosser]

It's people like you all that make me want to move to Canada!

[CuckingFunt]

What ride at Disneyland?

It's a Small World. It was empty during Grad Nite.

[The Reckoning]

Mississippi is the easiest place to get laid, just say you from out of town and shes ready to hop in the back seat.

because mississippi is the poorest state in the union, and she wants to get the hell outta there