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Slomo
09-18-2008, 01:34 PM
Should be prohibited by law - or at least warnings should be posted at all airports with flights to Londond at least a month prior to the event.

It's Horrible!!!

Everywhere you go in Mayfair you can't avoid the models prancing around in their fancy little dresses. :rolleyes

The restaurants and tea rooms are packed with them! I was trying to read a book today while enjoying a perfect cup of Darjeeling, when three of them sat down at the table across from me! I mean really, if you're going to wear those micro skirts, seating at a tea table on a low sofa is not the best idea - and for goodness sake if you're going to draw attention to yourself with your loud giggling, please at least keep those legs crossed!

Finding a cab is of course out of the question. Even if you, as I did, book yours an hour in advance with your concierge, you'll be asked to share it with Elle McPherson.
I guess she was in a hurry and it was the polite thing to do, but woman show your gratitude and shut up! She was going on and on about her new lingerie collection. How incredibly fine the lace for the thongs is and how much people will love them. Good thing we arrived at her destination quickly, or she would have probably demonstrated it right there in the Taxi.

I love London, but they totally mishandled this. I mean they could have done their little "fashion week" in Slough and saved us the trouble.

Slomo
09-18-2008, 01:35 PM
Oh, and Shelly!

I know the Louis Vuitton store was about to close, but you could at least have said hi. :flipoff

http://www.cikava.com/gallery/albums/dump/ShellyinLondon01.jpg

ORION
09-18-2008, 01:40 PM
and you post pictures of taxis when all of this is going on :pctoss

Slomo
09-18-2008, 01:43 PM
and you post pictures of taxis when all of this is going on :pctoss

:lol

I know!

I didn't have the nerves to take pictures. I kinda forgot to mention that the bodyguards and different security officers outnumber the models 2 to 1 :lol

Shelly
09-18-2008, 01:44 PM
:lol

I was too busy fluffing my pink fedora.

ORION
09-18-2008, 01:46 PM
:lol

I know!

I didn't have the nerves to take pictures. I kinda forgot to mention that the bodyguards and different security officers outnumber the models 2 to 1 :lol

So what if you couldn't get fur shots, but security guards could be a problem. Just pretend your blind.

Slomo
09-18-2008, 01:47 PM
... Just pretend your blind.

With a camera!?!?!?!?

Slomo
09-18-2008, 01:47 PM
:lol

I was too busy fluffing my pink fedora.

:lol

ORION
09-18-2008, 01:48 PM
With a camera!?!?!?!?

exactly! One step ahead of them. How smart can a model and her body guard be?

Borosai
09-18-2008, 03:32 PM
It sounds like someone needs an assistant, especially for these tedious business trips.



I volunteer.

Last Comic Standing
09-18-2008, 03:34 PM
Is slomo the new tease of the club? I went and got out the lotion for this? can't you at least photoshop some Hos in the pics?

Slomo
09-18-2008, 05:03 PM
Can you tell I'm getting bored on this trip?