So Anyway

[1369]

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show
in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going
through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid ass blonde jokes.
What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?
"It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee."

[Dex]

Not bad. I'll give it two chuckles.

I was still waiting for the Fresh Prince ending.

[angel_luv]

I laughed. :)

[TwAnKiEs]

Not bad. I'll give it two chuckles.

I was still waiting for the Fresh Prince ending.

me too :lol

[Slydragon]

Was it 2blonde? because she still thinks this is a home & gardening forum and has her fishing rod ready to dig.


















***Note to 2Gray***
The above remark was just a joke please don't get mad at me and hunt me down, I mean if you have to be mad at someone may I point you to one PakiDan. He is boarder line stalking 2blonde. Follow her post and not to far after you will see his. Of course I say this because I want you to forget about the joke at the top of my post.

Your pal Sly(watch out 4 pakidan)Dragon

[angel_luv]

Shortly we are going to have to change Slydragon's name to DeadDuck. :lol

[RashoFan]

Shortly we are going to have to change Slydragon's name to DeadDuck. :lol

{{{snort}}}
:lol

[Brutalis]

Arkansas. :rolleyes

[The Reckoning]

i took my sig pic in arkansas. woo pig soiee is how they call their girlfriends

[Heath Ledger]

I tried to find humor in that one but failed. I don't think you can even classify that as a blonde joke.

[Brutalis]

^Me too but I'll be called biased.

I'll never understand the Arkansas jokes. They obviously have never been to Mississippi.

[tp2021]

^Me too but I'll be called biased.

I'll never understand the Arkansas jokes. They obviously have never been to Mississippi.

I'm not saying that this statement isn't true, only that it doesn't help your state's case. It's like Roseanne saying "You think I'm ugly? You've obviously never seen Amy Crackhouse."

[Brutalis]

..not really.

[ShoogarBear]

Arkansas. :rolleyes

Really. It didn't have to be a blond. Could have been anyone in the audience.

[AlamoSpursFan]

I'll never understand the Arkansas jokes. They obviously have never been to Mississippi.

Sorry dude, I much prefer Mississippi to Arkansas. MS has more pine trees, the beach, and casinos.

Arkansas is 4 and a half hours of boring on the way to Tennessee or Missouri (which is 1 and a half hours of boring on the way to Illinois).

And memo to Arkansas DOT: If nobody's WORKING in the chicken coop, CLOSE the fucking thing!