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tlongII
09-20-2008, 09:44 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,425681,00.html

PORTLAND, Ore. — Portland Police took a waterfront Lady Godiva down a notch this week.

Barely.

They were getting calls about a nude on-line skater whizzing past tourists and rush-hour commuters.

But you can do that in Oregon, where occasional nude bike rides draw police only for crowd control and shows featuring live sex acts are protected as free speech.

The skater, Gennifer Moss, aka Earth Friend Gen, asked organizers for permission this summer to skate naked in the city of Ashland's Fourth of July parade. She didn't get it.

Police here told her to tone it down after construction workers complained.

Moss donned a string bikini bottom for the nonce and skated on.

Police say most callers are concerned about her safety.
ShoogarBear
09-20-2008, 09:46 PM
Construction workers complained?

Either she's ugly as sin, or Portland is the softest city ever known to man.
Brutalis
09-20-2008, 09:56 PM
You mean to tell me that in Oregon you can fuck in public? You can go nude in public?? WTF???
Kori Ellis
09-20-2008, 10:00 PM
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.channel&channelID=399404452&searchid=8806d593-c687-4a36-90e4-8a2213b95b5c - that's her
Brutalis
09-20-2008, 10:05 PM
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.channel&channelID=399404452&searchid=8806d593-c687-4a36-90e4-8a2213b95b5c - that's her

:vomit:
resistanze
09-20-2008, 10:07 PM
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.channel&channelID=399404452&searchid=8806d593-c687-4a36-90e4-8a2213b95b5c - that's her


Construction workers complained?

Either she's ugly as sin, or Portland is the softest city ever known to man.
mavs>spurs2
09-20-2008, 10:11 PM
well construction workers always have to be concerned about safety in their line of work and i think thats what they were doing, looking out for their own safety. prolonged exposure to that could be damaging to the eyes without proper equipment (aka paper bag)
Slydragon
09-20-2008, 10:29 PM
That girl is few screws loose.
ShoogarBear
09-20-2008, 10:44 PM
Geez, you guys are making it difficult to work up the courage to click on the link.
Mister Sinister
09-20-2008, 10:46 PM
Holy dick, I can smell her ugly through my internet connection!
Mr.Bottomtooth
09-20-2008, 10:49 PM
:lol
ShoogarBear
09-20-2008, 10:52 PM
Eh, she isn't that hideous, but holy cow:

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/SIGN/98285%7EFruit-Loops-Posters.jpg
T Park
09-20-2008, 10:56 PM
Seen uglier, but, wow shes a few utensils short of a full drawer.
mrsmaalox
09-20-2008, 11:51 PM
Hmmm. She actually seems pretty typical of the northwesterners I observed when I lived up there.
tlongII
09-21-2008, 01:35 AM
Hmmm. She actually seems pretty typical of the northwesterners I observed when I lived up there.

Oh come on! :lol

We have more than our share of fruitcakes, but typical??? PUHLEASE!
Aggie Hoopsfan
09-21-2008, 01:51 AM
Kori needs to add the link to the Meghan Fox video in her link. That way you can recover from the video of this chick.
mrsmaalox
09-21-2008, 01:57 AM
Oh come on! :lol

We have more than our share of fruitcakes, but typical??? PUHLEASE!

:D
Biernutz
09-21-2008, 12:41 PM
"Look at Me"

sincerely,
Jennifer Moss