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tolak66
09-25-2008, 05:55 AM
Greetings! I am a 23-year-old boy with strong physique. I would like to sell my fully operational kidney. No matter which of the two halves you would like to choose , you can choose only one of them. I need the other for living. I never smoked, I do not drink alcohol or use drugs. There have never been any kidney-problems within my family. My blood type is 0, so it is suitable for anybody. I would like to get only serious offers to my email address: [email protected] since the question is our lives.
The purchaser shall pay the cost of the operation and the travelling. If you do not need the kidney, but one of your relatives or acquaintance do, please, tell them about it.
If you have any questions, write, please. Thank you!

timvp
09-25-2008, 06:18 AM
This spam is too classic to delete.

Sorry.

polandprzem
09-25-2008, 07:09 AM
I've got 50 pln (polish zlotys)

Send me the kidney in that funny bubble envelope.

I've always liked to destroy those bubbles

Taco
09-25-2008, 07:20 AM
This spam is too classic to delete.

Sorry.

:lol

King
09-25-2008, 08:21 AM
Sold

BacktoBasics
09-25-2008, 08:50 AM
Thread of the week

CubanMustGo
09-25-2008, 08:57 AM
His blood type is zero? I thought that was his IQ.

Shelly
09-25-2008, 09:28 AM
If you throw in your heart, you've got a deal!

I have a dying goldfish that I would like to save.

paperboy
09-25-2008, 09:33 AM
i'll give you two dollars.

ORION
09-25-2008, 09:36 AM
I don't want to buy a gay dudes kidney

CuckingFunt
09-25-2008, 09:54 AM
I need the other for living.

Slomo
09-25-2008, 10:26 AM
This spam is too classic to delete.

Sorry.

:tu

CosmicCowboy
09-25-2008, 10:29 AM
He's probably posting this from a hotel room with his hooker girlfriend and a tub full of ice.

mrsmaalox
09-25-2008, 11:01 AM
He's probably posting this from a hotel room with his hooker girlfriend and a tub full of ice.

I think the hooker girlfriend is probably a she-male.

Taco
09-25-2008, 11:11 AM
Greetings! I am a 23-year-old boy with strong physique. I would like to sell my fully operational kidney. No matter which of the two halves you would like to choose , you can choose only one of them. I need the other for living. I never smoked, I do not drink alcohol or use drugs. There have never been any kidney-problems within my family. My blood type is 0, so it is suitable for anybody. I would like to get only serious offers to my email address: [email protected] since the question is our lives.
The purchaser shall pay the cost of the operation and the travelling. If you do not need the kidney, but one of your relatives or acquaintance do, please, tell them about it.
If you have any questions, write, please. Thank you!


contact this guy

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=102271&highlight=Event%3A

Frankie
09-25-2008, 11:30 AM
UUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH Me want buy! Am willing to trade

ChumpDumper
09-25-2008, 03:41 PM
Make sure you aren't allergic to the anesthetic. Abdominal incisions and dry heaves are not a good combination.

Heath Ledger
09-26-2008, 05:05 AM
Your kidney will taste great with fava beans and a nice red wine. Please pm me I'll take it. Do you accept paypal? How about Western Union? I am currently in South Africa on a mission for god. I will send you a check for $50,000 you keep what you want for the kidney and send me anything over. I think $5000.00 is a fair offer for your kidney so you can mail the kidney along with $45,000 to me in Africa. I look forward to hearing from you and may god bless you and your one remaining kidney.

RashoFan
09-26-2008, 10:51 AM
How about the heart for Paki?

Viva Las Espuelas
09-26-2008, 10:53 AM
I think the hooker girlfriend is probably a she-male.
sluts with nuts

Anti.Hero
09-26-2008, 10:53 AM
UUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH Me want buy! Am willing to trade

lmao

Viva Las Espuelas
09-26-2008, 10:56 AM
UUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH Me want buy! Am willing to trade
then can you do that Irving Berlin classic?