Los Angeles Lakers Sexual Misconduct

[monosylab1k]

Let's go ahead and make an archive of these, because the Lakers are the kings of unfortunate sex acts.

1. Magic Johnson gets owned by HIV from being extremely promiscuous. Halfway legitimate rumors still abound that he got the HIV as a result of gay sex.

2. Kobe Bryant's alleged rape, along with his love of putting his hands around their throats and asking to blow it in their face (but getting rejected). Also admits to banging unattractive females and jerking off after they leave.

3. Karl Malone releasing his love paint inside a 13 year old girl and getting her pregnant. Then refusing to acknowlege the child. He wasn't a Laker at the time, but he's worn the purple & gold so this still counts.

4. James Worthy busted in 1990 for soliciting prostitution.

5. AC Green was a virgin in the NBA, which is pretty unfortunate in itself.

Are there any other incidents to be added to the LA Lakers great tradition of unfortunate sex acts?

[Kamnik]

1. Magic Johnson gets owned by HIV from being extremely promiscuous. Halfway legitimate rumors still abound that he got the HIV as a result of gay sex.


ban yourself

[monosylab1k]

ban yourself

why?

[BUMP]

when i think of the words "NBA" and "sex" Chamberlain immediately comes to mind but its hard to call his situation "unfortunate":lol

[Trainwreck2100]

when i think of the words "NBA" and "sex" Chamberlain immediately comes to mind but its hard to call his situation "unfortunate":lol

chamberlain was a pimp, and Kobe is not.

[JamStone]

Wasn't Dr. Buss found drunk driving with an underage girl? I might be making that up, but I think something like that happened.

Shaq was in Superhead's book and she said he had a little weiner for as big a guy as he is.

[TDMVPDPOY]

does tasting shaqs ass count?

[Findog]

:lmao

This thread is pretty funny

[IronMexican]

Lol, at least they're getting some

[mavs>spurs2]

Wasn't Dr. Buss found drunk driving with an underage girl? I might be making that up, but I think something like that happened.

Shaq was in Superhead's book and she said he had a little weiner for as big a guy as he is.

:lol wtf is suuperhead?

[baseline bum]

:lol wtf is suuperhead?

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/8581/superheadee9.jpg

[baseline bum]

Those pics dont justify her nickname. Just find a free porn site, type in superhead, and pull ya pants down:lol

Can't post that shit here, or I would have. :lol

[Spur-Addict]

Is she still sucking off Bill Maher?

[Spur-Addict]

Is she still sucking off Bill Maher?

Guess not :lol

http://www.mwza.com/karrine-superhead-steffans-slams-bill-maher/

“Bill wants someone he can put down in an argument, tell you how ghetto you are, how big your butt is, and that you’re an idiot. That’s why you never see him with a white girl or an intellectual. I might as well have been a Muslim woman with my head wrapped, walking 10 paces behind my man. [But] I couldn’t be ‘Bill Maher’s girlfriend’ any more - not when I’m Karrine Steffans . . . best-selling author.”

It’s hard for a professional blow job giver to keep her damn mouth shut.

:lmao

[baseline bum]

Is she still sucking off Bill Maher?

Nope, Eddie Winslow now

http://www.kellie.de/fm1/fm_darius4.jpg

[dirk4mvp]

Lol, at least they're getting some


AC Green wasn't.

[Spur-Addict]

Nope, Eddie Winslow now

http://www.kellie.de/fm1/fm_darius4.jpg

?? :lmao

Had to look it up...He put his lips literally centimeters from this cum drain. :vomit:

Sl1W90GoH-4

I guess he isn't all Jesus anymore :lol

[v2freak]

Lol, at least they're getting some

'At least' is right; I applaud your ability to see the silver lining.

[Spur-Addict]

'At least' is right; I applaud your ability to see the silver lining.

Yeah, um, i'd like some pussy---w/ a side of life threatening disease please. :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

Yeah, um, i'd like some pussy---w/ a side of life threatening disease please. :lol

or a side of lost endorsements

[Trainwreck2100]

6. Robert Horry loves him some bitches

Already said but had to make it official

[TheMadHatter]

Really?

This is low even for SpursTalk.

[monosylab1k]

Hey, it's the offseason (at least that's what I hear every time some Kobe knobslobber posts another "Can Kobe lead the Lakers to 12 straight titles? It's possible!" threads)

[monosylab1k]

thats what we do out here.

you rape women, solicit prostitutes, sleep with 13 year old girls and disown your own child, and get AIDS from gay sex?

yeah, you're right, that IS what they do out in Los Angeles. :toast

[baseline bum]

?? :lmao

Had to look it up...He put his lips literally centimeters from this cum drain. :vomit:

Sl1W90GoH-4

I guess he isn't all Jesus anymore :lol

I'd fcuk the shit outta that bitch. She's hot even with the implants.

Prob wouldn't bareback it though.

[Spur-Addict]

Really?

This is low even for SpursTalk.

Somebody get this bitch a tissue. :dramaquee


I'd fcuk the shit outta that bitch. She's hot even with the implants.

Prob wouldn't bareback it though.

I never said I wouldn't, I just said his lips were awfully close to the cum drain. My lips go no where near the drain. :nope

[jack sommerset]

Malone is a bitch. The boy he fathered with that 13 year old grew up to become a offensive line men in the NFL. Lions I think. I read in an article Malone was order to pay a lousy 400-500 a month in child support for the kid and said it was excessive! Pathetic.

[koriwhat]

Let's go ahead and make an archive of these, because the Lakers are the kings of unfortunate sex acts.

1. Magic Johnson gets owned by HIV from being extremely promiscuous. Halfway legitimate rumors still abound that he got the HIV as a result of gay sex.

2. Kobe Bryant's alleged rape, along with his love of putting his hands around their throats and asking to blow it in their face (but getting rejected). Also admits to banging unattractive females and jerking off after they leave.

3. Karl Malone releasing his love paint inside a 13 year old girl and getting her pregnant. Then refusing to acknowlege the child. He wasn't a Laker at the time, but he's worn the purple & gold so this still counts.

4. James Worthy busted in 1990 for soliciting prostitution.

5. AC Green was a virgin in the NBA, which is pretty unfortunate in itself.

Are there any other incidents to be added to the LA Lakers great tradition of unfortunate sex acts?

well LAKERS are gretting laid while MAVS are always getting fucked!

dirk's vagina must hurt after all the beatings he's gotten in the nba.

[T Park]

Those pics dont justify her nickname. Just find a free porn site, type in superhead, and pull ya pants down:lol


?

I didn't know there was such a thing as a "free porn" site.

[koriwhat]

?

I didn't know there was such a thing as a "free porn" site.

sure you didn't... i've seen your pic buddy and well i could definitely tell you like to sit behind the screen with a box of tissues and some lube.

just fuckin with ya. haha.

[monosylab1k]

well LAKERS are gretting laid while MAVS are always getting fucked!

dirk's vagina must hurt after all the beatings he's gotten in the nba.

ROFL spurs got beat by Dirk's vagina in 06, that definitely negates 4 titles.

[koriwhat]

ROFL spurs got beat by Dirk's vagina in 06, that definitely negates 4 titles.

are you truly holding on to the fact that your mavs won a measly wcf? you gotta go all the way to talk the talk. and i think throwing a fit, kicking a bike, and losing in the finals when you're up 2-0 negates any such wcf vs the spurs. at least the spurs know how to handle business on the big stage unlike the big vagina and the rest of those pussy mavs.

[monosylab1k]

at least the spurs know how to handle business on the big stage

except when they're playing big vaginas who do nothing but choke and are pussies. then the spurs lose.

[dirk4mvp]

are you truly holding on to the fact that your mavs won a measly wcf? you gotta go all the way to talk the talk. and i think throwing a fit, kicking a bike, and losing in the finals when you're up 2-0 negates any such wcf vs the spurs. at least the spurs know how to handle business on the big stage unlike the big vagina and the rest of those pussy mavs.


how does it feel to lose a series on your own homecourt to those choking mavericks?

[koriwhat]

ps: you'll never win any such argument about the fact that your mavs fuckin' suck ass! until they win anything other then a wcf that was handed to them then you can talk.

[monosylab1k]

ps: you'll never win any such argument about the fact that your mavs fuckin' suck ass! until they win anything other then a wcf that was handed to them then you can talk.

once you beat a team of vaginas that do nothing but choke, then you can talk.

Heat & Warriors > Spurs, because those teams are capable of beating choking vaginas. Spurs aren't.

[koriwhat]

how does it feel to lose a series on your own homecourt to those choking mavericks?

ah i'm so bitter over my spurs losing yrs ago only to win the title the next yr. boo hoo.

how does it feel to exit round 1...2 yrs straight, lose in the finals up 2-0 and never have one a god damn thing? VAGINAS!

[Allanon]

ROFL spurs got beat by Dirk's vagina in 06, that definitely negates 4 titles.


ps: you'll never win any such argument about the fact that your mavs fuckin' suck ass! until they win anything other then a wcf that was handed to them then you can talk.

Sorry Mav fans, but the 1st round loss in 2007 to the Warriors is a much bigger stain than the 2006 WCF was on the Spurs. Anything but a championship for a 67 win team is a disappointment. To go out in the first round is an embarrassment.

[monosylab1k]

Sorry Mav fans, but the 1st round loss in 2007 to the Warriors is a much bigger stain than the 2006 WCF was on the Spurs. Anything but a championship for a 67 win team is a disappointment. To go out in the first round is an embarrassment.

Where does blowing the largest lead in Finals history rank?

[Allanon]

Where does blowing the largest lead in Finals history rank?

Disappointment. The Lakers weren't supposed to be in the Finals last year...everybody had them pinned for the lottery last year after the Kobe trade demands. To even be in the Finals after the off-season of turmoil and the Kobe trade watch is nothing short of miraculous.

[monosylab1k]

Disappointment. The Lakers weren't supposed to be in the Finals last year...everybody had them pinned for the lottery last year after the Kobe trade demands. To even be in the Finals after the off-season of turmoil and the Kobe trade watch is nothing short of miraculous.

ROFL revisionist history at it's finest.

After Jerry West & David Stern rigged things, Lakers were runaway favorites and you know it.

[koriwhat]

Where does blowing the largest lead in Finals history rank?

almost as close as the biggest choke job in nba history in any finals.... and then going the next yr to make history again by losing in the first round. your mavs will forever be in the history books of the nba but not for winning.

[monosylab1k]

almost as close as the biggest choke job in nba history in any finals.... and then going the next yr to make history again by losing in the first round. your mavs will forever be in the history books of the nba but not for winning.

and the Spurs were owned by the biggest chokers in NBA history ROFL

[monosylab1k]

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/playoffs2008/series?series=lalbos

:lmao yeah nobody thought the Lakers had a chance.

[koriwhat]

and the Spurs were owned by the biggest chokers in NBA history ROFL

owned? i fuckin' hate that internet lingo shit...

but the spurs were anything but owned! we took yall to a game7 which shouldn't had even happened and on top of that a freakin' ot in game7. i don't really think that's considered being "owned".

[Allanon]

ROFL revisionist history at it's finest.

After Jerry West & David Stern rigged things, Lakers were runaway favorites and you know it.

You won't see any Laker logos in the Finals
http://www.nba.com/features/expertpredictions_071030.html
http://www.nba.com/preview2007/gmsurvey_predictions.html

Alot of people pointed lottery for the Lakers...a few first round Playoff exits. Hahah, in fact, I challenge you to find ANY prediction that even has the Lakers getting out of the first round.

[monosylab1k]

but the spurs were anything but owned! we took yall to a game7 which shouldn't had even happened and on top of that a freakin' ot in game7. i don't really think that's considered being "owned".

should have been a piece of cake for the dominant Spurs to beat the Dallas Choking Vaginas. it sure was easy for the Warriors.

[monosylab1k]

Alot of people pointed lottery for the Lakers...a few first round Playoff exits. Hahah, in fact, I challenge you to find ANY prediction that even has the Lakers getting out of the first round.

Nobody knew the league would set up a fake trade to get them into the Finals. You'll only find one Boston logo on the Finals predictions page.

[JamStone]

you rape women, solicit prostitutes, sleep with 13 year old girls and disown your own child, and get AIDS from gay sex?

yeah, you're right, that IS what they do out in Los Angeles. :toast

That was funny, even if mono posted it.

[Allanon]

Nobody knew the league would set up a fake trade to get them into the Finals.
The Lakers were #1 in the West before the Pau Gasol trade. The Lakers were a much better team defensively with Bynum and a better team overall. Pau was a good replacement but not as good for the Lakers as Bynum.



You'll only find one Boston logo on the Finals predictions page.
Spurs/Suns under-achieved.

[koriwhat]

should have been a piece of cake for the dominant Spurs to beat the Dallas Choking Vaginas. it sure was easy for the Warriors.

see the problem with what you are saying is the fact that the mavs were built to specifically challenge the spurs but no one else. that is why after getting past the spurs(*) their downfall came quick and proceeded yr after yr.

it's not like the mavs demolished the spurs. and i definitely hate blaming the refs but i truly don't think the spurs had a fair advantage like the mavs in that series. i mean damn let's give fouls to everyone for getting stepped on while big vagina tries his ugly drive to the rim. big vagina loves the rim!

[JamStone]

Disappointment. The Lakers weren't supposed to be in the Finals last year...everybody had them pinned for the lottery last year after the Kobe trade demands. To even be in the Finals after the off-season of turmoil and the Kobe trade watch is nothing short of miraculous.

Please. No one had the Lakers going to the lottery last year, UNLESS Kobe was actually traded. Such a huge year of turmoil getting a 20/10 type of player for expiring contracts and a couple of draft picks.

[JamStone]

see the problem with what you are saying is the fact that the mavs were built to specifically challenge the spurs but no one else. that is why after getting past the spurs(*) their downfall came quick and proceeded yr after yr.

it's not like the mavs demolished the spurs. and i definitely hate blaming the refs but i truly don't think the spurs had a fair advantage like the mavs in that series. i mean damn let's give fouls to everyone for getting stepped on while big vagina tries his ugly drive to the rim. big vagina loves the rim!

If you're going to use the officials as an excuse for the Spurs losing to the Mavs, then you can't criticize the Mavs losing in the Finals after the Dwyane Wade fellatio free throw party in those Finals.

[koriwhat]

If you're going to use the officials as an excuse for the Spurs losing to the Mavs, then you can't criticize the Mavs losing in the Finals after the Dwyane Wade fellatio free throw party in those Finals.

the difference here though is the fact that regardless of the unfair treatment the spurs had vs the mavs, the spurs still made the series interesting and took it to a game7 ot. the mavs were up 2-0 and then stuck their tails between their legs, cried, kicked bikes, and bitched to the media without coming together and trying to actually play some ball and compete vs the refs in that finals appearance.

[monosylab1k]

let's get this thread back on track

SSamEqtPVao

[Allanon]

Please. No one had the Lakers going to the lottery last year, UNLESS Kobe was actually traded.
It was much speculated that Kobe would INDEED be traded. That ESPN dude, I forget his name even said he had it on close information that Kobe was about to be traded any day now.



Such a huge year of turmoil getting a 20/10 type of player for expiring contracts and a couple of draft picks.
I didn't say a "season of turmoil", I said "off-season of turmoil". Read your quote again.

Once the Lakers got past the trade Kobe months of October/November, there was no turmoil.

[koriwhat]

let's get this thread back on track

SSamEqtPVao

no no no let's not... you wanna bash a team that has won championships then deal with getting your ass handed back to ya in fashion.

i'm probably 1 of the few spurs fans who like kobe... but i am definitely not 1 of the few who can't stand the mavs nor the big vagina.

[Gino]

no no no let's not... you wanna bash a team that has won championships then deal with getting your ass handed back to ya in fashion.

i'm probably 1 of the few spurs fans who like kobe... but i am definitely not 1 of the few who can't stand the mavs nor the big vagina.

Cuban or Dirk? Or Howard?

More Specifics, please.

[TheMadHatter]

I don't think anyone here can honestly say with a straight face that they expected the Lakers to make the Finals, even after they got Gasol. Give me a fucking break, they exceeded all expectations to get into the Finals.

Yes they did lay a huge egg in the Finals, but to be honest BOS was a better team. It's not the same as losing to a team you are clearly better than which is what happened to the Mavs two straight seasons in a row. The Lakers will either learn from their tough loss or wilt like the Mavs.

[Spur-Addict]

I don't think anyone here can honestly say with a straight face that they expected the Lakers to make the Finals, even after they got Gasol. Give me a fucking break, they exceeded all expectations to get into the Finals.

Yes they did lay a huge egg in the Finals, but to be honest BOS was a better team. It's not the same as losing to a team you are clearly better than which is what happened to the Mavs two straight seasons in a row. The Lakers will either learn from their tough loss or wilt like the Mavs.

Anyone as in possibly a person out of everyone? Including Laker fans here on this board? Or, just Spur Fans? Or Non-Laker Fans? Or those who are just in this thread? This is certainly important. The word, "Here" is sort of ambiguous.

Either way, that is a big claim.

[TheMadHatter]

Anyone as in possibly a person out of everyone? Including Laker fans here on this board? Or, just Spur Fans? Or Non-Laker Fans? Or those who are just in this thread? This is certainly important. The word, "Here" is sort of ambiguous.

Either way, that is a big claim.

It's a figure of speech.

In any case it's pointless to talk about. The new season is about to start and I can't wait to see the Lakeshow with Bynum back.

I suppose those who know their team won't do shit next season...cough Mavs cough.......will resort to creating idiotic threads like this. Continue with your Kobe bashing.

[Spur-Addict]

It's a figure of speech.

In any case it's pointless to talk about. The new season is about to start and I can't wait to see the Lakeshow with Bynum back.

I suppose those who know their team won't do shit next season...cough Mavs cough.......will resort to creating idiotic threads like this. Continue with your Kobe bashing.

That is why it's ambiguous, but yes, this will be an interesting season.

[Purple & Gold]

:lmao :lmao :lmao @ how sad and bitter mono is against the Lakers. Acting like the entire organization ran a train on his ex. You shouldn't be so bitter mono you're living in the glory years of your Mav team. :lol :lol

[duncan228]

Just a small correction in the Mavs/Spurs conversation. The Mavs/Spurs series in '06 was the Western Conference Semi-Finals, not the Western Conference Finals. The Mavs went on to beat the Suns to advance to the Finals.

[dirk4mvp]

Just a small correction in the Mavs/Spurs conversation. The Mavs/Spurs series in '06 was the Western Conference Semi-Finals, not the Western Conference Finals. The Mavs went on to beat the Suns to advance to the Finals.


how did you feel to see all time greats like Eric Dampier and Desanga Diop own Duncan in game 7?

[monosylab1k]

It was much speculated

speculated.

i'll let you look up the definition of that word.

[monosylab1k]

no no no let's not... you wanna bash a team that has won championships then deal with getting your ass handed back to ya in fashion.

All I can see is that you've pretty much acknowledged that the Spurs got beat by a bunch of choking vaginas. Thanks for contributing that to the thread :tu

[monosylab1k]

I don't think anyone here can honestly say with a straight face that they expected the Lakers to make the Finals, even after they got Gasol.

Bull-fucking-shit. Every single asshole in the media was picking the Lakers the second that trade went down, and you fucking know it.

[ShoogarBear]

how did you feel to see all time greats like Eric Dampier and Desanga Diop own Duncan in game 7?

It was awful. We had to wait all the way until the 2007 championship before we felt better.

So . . . how did Mav Fan deal with the 2006 Finals choke?

[monosylab1k]

So . . . how did Mav Fan deal with the 2006 Finals choke?

we cried (well i did)

[monosylab1k]

but we then laughed at any Spurs fans who wanted to call Dirk a choking pussy without realizing the irony of calling him that after what he did to the Spurs.

[ShoogarBear]

What about Heat Fan who laughed at him?

[ShoogarBear]

Or Warrior Fan?

[monosylab1k]

Good for them. Those teams know how to win against a choking vagina. The Spurs don't.

Just saying, have a little respect for the only team that has beaten you this decade besides the Lakers.

[ShoogarBear]

Shit, so now I have to respect the Lakers, too?

[monosylab1k]

Well it certainly explains the lack of "Kobe is a choking vagina who only shoots fadeaways, we only lost to them cuz he shot 50 FT's a game :cry" posts by Spurs fans.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Good for them. Those teams know how to win against a choking vagina. The Spurs don't.

Then just what orifice are we describing the Suns as?

[angelbelow]

lol

[rAm]

but we then laughed at any Spurs fans who wanted to call Dirk a choking pussy without realizing the irony of calling him that after what he did to the Spurs.

How does making a layup provide fuel for the argument that Dirk isn't a choking pussy. That is exactly what we wanted, except that Manu ended up fouling him.

Dirk is still a choking pussy, your team sucks and you obviously have some bitter feelings to make a thread like this. God you are lame, Magic Johnson getting owned by HIV? Have some respect for one of the greatest basketball players ever.

Enjoy Dirk and the Mavs not doing shit for years to come, why don't you pretend to be a fan of another team so you can make sarcastic comments till you die, you little bitch.

[LA24]

1. Magic Johnson gets owned by HIV...

Well, he's still alive and well, so if anything, he owned the HIV.

[Biernutz]

I think you missed the King of all the Lakers in this listing ---Wilt Chamberlain and his 20,000 Ho's.

[dirk4mvp]

How does making a layup provide fuel for the argument that Dirk isn't a choking pussy. That is exactly what we wanted, except that Manu ended up fouling him.

Dirk is still a choking pussy, your team sucks and you obviously have some bitter feelings to make a thread like this. God you are lame, Magic Johnson getting owned by HIV? Have some respect for one of the greatest basketball players ever.

Enjoy Dirk and the Mavs not doing shit for years to come, why don't you pretend to be a fan of another team so you can make sarcastic comments till you die, you little bitch.


someone forgot the fact that this thread was a joke.

[monosylab1k]

How does making a layup provide fuel for the argument that Dirk isn't a choking pussy. That is exactly what we wanted, except that Manu ended up fouling him.

Dirk is still a choking pussy, your team sucks and you obviously have some bitter feelings to make a thread like this. God you are lame, Magic Johnson getting owned by HIV? Have some respect for one of the greatest basketball players ever.

Enjoy Dirk and the Mavs not doing shit for years to come, why don't you pretend to be a fan of another team so you can make sarcastic comments till you die, you little bitch.

you are definitely the biggest mangina on the internet.

[monosylab1k]

Well, he's still alive and well, so if anything, he owned the HIV.

the HIV forced him into early retirement. that's ownage.

the government giving him the cure in exchange for shitloads of money is another story.

[TheMadHatter]

mono has definitely reached some new lows.

can't blame the little guy though. He's a Mav and Patriot fan, I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself yet.

[Fabbs]

Buss was with a 23 year old hottie:toast Horry was a frequent at the night clubs. But aside from that, only a faggot would start a thread complaining about Lakers players getting laid, thats what we do out here.:lol
http://passionweiss.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/thomasmagic.jpg

[MrChug]

Well, he's still alive and well, so if anything, he owned the HIV.

I will give it that. And I applaud and still pray for him.

Also, isn't Phil Jackson banging hot Jeannie Buss a +1 for the Lakers? Lucky man...

http://www.bartnagel.com/images/jeanie_buss.jpg

(wait, why am I arguing for the Lakers?? Oh...tits, that's right)

[Spuradicator]

:lmao

This thread is pretty funny

funny and true

[21_Blessings]

Gay thread. Much like the op.

Btw, the Mavericks are terrible.

[century]

Let's go ahead and make an archive of these, because the Lakers are the kings of unfortunate sex acts.

1. Magic Johnson gets owned by HIV from being extremely promiscuous. Halfway legitimate rumors still abound that he got the HIV as a result of gay sex.


That would certainly make sense since Magic speaks like a typical faggot. Straight guys very seldom speak like that.

[monosylab1k]

:lmao

[Culburn369]

GO---mono---GO!!!!!!!!!!

[BeeGee]

Let's go ahead and make an archive of these, because the Lakers are the kings of unfortunate sex acts.

1. Magic Johnson gets owned by HIV from being extremely promiscuous. Halfway legitimate rumors still abound that he got the HIV as a result of gay sex.

2. Kobe Bryant's alleged rape, along with his love of putting his hands around their throats and asking to blow it in their face (but getting rejected). Also admits to banging unattractive females and jerking off after they leave.

3. Karl Malone releasing his love paint inside a 13 year old girl and getting her pregnant. Then refusing to acknowlege the child. He wasn't a Laker at the time, but he's worn the purple & gold so this still counts.

4. James Worthy busted in 1990 for soliciting prostitution.

5. AC Green was a virgin in the NBA, which is pretty unfortunate in itself.

Are there any other incidents to be added to the LA Lakers great tradition of unfortunate sex acts?I have a better idea. Let's start a running archive of all the Mavs fans that are completely obsessed with the Lakers. You get to be #1. Congrats.

[monosylab1k]

I have a better idea. Let's start a running archive of all the Mavs fans that are completely obsessed with the Lakers. You get to be #1. Congrats.

Still doesn't change the fact that the Lakers franchise has a long history of harboring sexual deviants.

[DJB]

Let's go ahead and make an archive of these, because the Lakers are the kings of unfortunate sex acts.

1. Magic Johnson gets owned by HIV from being extremely promiscuous. Halfway legitimate rumors still abound that he got the HIV as a result of gay sex.

You're a piece of shit human being.

[Muser]

Some people need to relax.


:lmao

[hater]

Still doesn't change the fact that the Lakers franchise has a long history of harboring sexual deviants.

does fucking an orangutan qualify as sexual deviancy?

http://fresherthan.com/fishr/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/crystal-taylor-mug-shot.jpg

[Culburn369]

Some people need to relax.


:lmao

Muser, finding himself.

[spursfan1000]

Did Malone really get a 13 year old pregnat?

[Muser]

Did Malone really get a 13 year old pregnat?

Yeah, he went into Baseball IIRC.

[gaKNOW!blee]

fyi...that karl malone love child is now a starting LT in the NFL.

Interesting stuff

[Muser]

Ah, Amercian Football not Baseball.

[in2deep]

does fucking an orangutan qualify as sexual deviancy?

http://fresherthan.com/fishr/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/crystal-taylor-mug-shot.jpg


:lmao


:lmao

:lmao

[Killakobe81]

N one of yall don't know LA so dont speak about La ...cuz if you come to LA yall might not leave LA (JK)
Honestly i have lived in Brooklyn, Rochester,LA Sa and now Dallas Plus i was a trainer and travelled to Denver, Chicago, Oakland San fran, Austin, Houston Orlando, Jacksonville , Phoenix, Las vegas and others NONE of those cities can touch LA if it wasnt so damn expensive i would move back there right now ...

[Findog]

does fucking an orangutan qualify as sexual deviancy?

http://fresherthan.com/fishr/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/crystal-taylor-mug-shot.jpg

She might not be the best-looking woman I've ever seen, but referring to a black woman as an orangutan? Stay classy, hater.

[benefactor]

lol..epic bump.

[hater]

She might not be the best-looking woman I've ever seen, but referring to a black woman as an orangutan? Stay classy, hater.

My bad Findog. My sincere apologies to the orangutan community.

[The TroutBum]

My bad Findog. My sincere apologies to the orangutan community.

If I wasn't such an ass hole, I'd quote this in my sig.

[Steve Jobs]

Lay off the Lakers, I knocked up a bay area artist and tried claiming I was sterile. It didn't work. :(

[Culburn369]

+ big deal, + she'll never have a hemi again as long as she lives. Kobe packed 'em, up tight & outta sight!

tee, hee.

[monosylab1k]

Let's go ahead and make an archive of these, because the Lakers are the kings of unfortunate sex acts.

1. Magic Johnson gets owned by HIV from being extremely promiscuous. Halfway legitimate rumors still abound that he got the HIV as a result of gay sex.

2. Kobe Bryant's alleged rape, along with his love of putting his hands around their throats and asking to blow it in their face (but getting rejected). Also admits to banging unattractive females and jerking off after they leave.

3. Karl Malone releasing his love paint inside a 13 year old girl and getting her pregnant. Then refusing to acknowlege the child. He wasn't a Laker at the time, but he's worn the purple & gold so this still counts.

4. James Worthy busted in 1990 for soliciting prostitution.

5. AC Green was a virgin in the NBA, which is pretty unfortunate in itself.

Are there any other incidents to be added to the LA Lakers great tradition of unfortunate sex acts?

bump

[Giuseppe]

Just because Len Bias gave up the ghost after going #1 to the Celtics don't mean you have to go bozonuts, Mono.

[monosylab1k]

Why do I care about Len Bias?

[monosylab1k]

This thread is about the LA Lakers and their history of employing sexual deviants. And having them as fans as well (sup Cully).

stay on topic.

[Giuseppe]

:lol Luva, strikin' like a Mamba!

[monosylab1k]

Dirk proposing to a Drag trumps all.

not quite the same as giving a 13 year old a creampie.

[Muser]

lol

[Giuseppe]

not quite the same as giving a 13 year old a creampie.

Or, the same as O & Forever.

[ShoogarBear]

Phil Jackson getting a job by sleeping with the Boss's daughter.

[monosylab1k]

Or, the same as O & Forever.


"When I asked if I could cum in her face, she said no"

"That's my thing, not always, I mean, so I stopped"

"I said um, give me a blow job, um, and then....kiss it.....she gave me a blow job."

"Whatever I need to do without making this thing become public, I will do man. I don't care what it is man, I will do it"

"I asked if I could cum in her face and she was like no um, I thought she was cool, you know, I stopped. I stopped pumping..."

"I'm nervous right now my hands are shaking"

"She wasn't that attractive"

"I jerked off when she left"

"I should have done what Shaq does. Shaq gives them money or buys them cars, he has already spent one million dollars"

"She didn't bleed, did she?"

[monosylab1k]

This thread is about the LA Lakers and their history of employing sexual deviants. And having them as fans as well (sup Cully).

stay on topic.

[Giuseppe]

This thread is about the LA Lakers and their history of employing sexual deviants. And having them as fans as well (sup Cully).

stay on topic.

Mono, seriously, have you ever seen your mother completely nude?

[monosylab1k]

Mono, seriously, have you ever seen your mother completely nude?

stay on topic


"When I asked if I could cum in her face, she said no"

"That's my thing, not always, I mean, so I stopped"

"I said um, give me a blow job, um, and then....kiss it.....she gave me a blow job."

"Whatever I need to do without making this thing become public, I will do man. I don't care what it is man, I will do it"

"I asked if I could cum in her face and she was like no um, I thought she was cool, you know, I stopped. I stopped pumping..."

"I'm nervous right now my hands are shaking"

"She wasn't that attractive"

"I jerked off when she left"

"I should have done what Shaq does. Shaq gives them money or buys them cars, he has already spent one million dollars"

"She didn't bleed, did she?"

[ShoogarBear]

Jerry West jizzed on the entire city of Memphis.

[Giuseppe]

And Mono's mother licked it up.

[monosylab1k]

:lmao

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[lefty]

Isn't there a story about the 80's Lakers having origies with colorado chicks after home games, in the sauna room at the Forum?

[monosylab1k]

:lmao

SSamEqtPVao

[Giuseppe]

Heat announce Mavs retirement, 3rd quarter, game three.

tee, hee.

[monosylab1k]

Heat announce Mavs retirement, 3rd quarter, game three.

tee, hee.

4th quarter with 5 minutes to go actually.

stay on topic.

[tdunk21]

:lmao

SSamEqtPVao


:rollin:rollin:rollin

[monosylab1k]

http://edition1.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0308/05/se.06.html


ZAHN: Tell us a little bit about the day that you found out that your husband had been arrested for soliciting a prostitute. How did you find out?

WILDER: Yes, I had been out shopping for furniture for a new home we had just purchased and came home and in my living room were two of my dearest friends. I immediately assumed that there had been a death in my family. But the television was playing in the background and at the top of the hour "Headline News" broke and his arrest was the lead story. So that's the way I found out, just like millions of other people through "Headline News."

:lmao

[Giuseppe]

4th quarter with 5 minutes to go actually.

stay on topic.

The Heat pounded your ass, and you ended up loving it.

[Killakobe81]

you rape women, solicit prostitutes, sleep with 13 year old girls and disown your own child, and get AIDS from gay sex?

yeah, you're right, that IS what they do out in Los Angeles. :toast

Karl Malone is not really a Laker ...that season neve happened ...at least i wish it NEVER did ..

1. Colorado
2. Malone injured
3. Malone hitting on Vanessa "I'm hunting for little mexican girls"
4. The PJ Vs, Payton feud ... though less sexythan shaq/Kobe but almost as damaging
5. 4-1 in the Finals ...nuff said

Only bright point was Fisher's 0.4 shot which ulimately meant little ...

2004 sucked i was in Rochester NY and me and my wife was beefing ...
2004 was ass!!!

[21_Blessings]

We can add the Dallas Maverick franchise to the long list of sexual misconduct victims.

[Höfner]

We can add the Dallas Maverick franchise to the long list of sexual misconduct victims.

62-61 comes to mind

[dirk4mvp]

http://edition1.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0308/05/se.06.html



:lmao

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[Giuseppe]

Yes, dirk4, it's :lmao, but, if you think it's gonna erase the Heat pullin' your shorts down and setting them on your ankles, think again, buster-brown. You got taken to the cleaners, and what's more, they made ya like it.

ha, ha.

[Steve Jobs]

Let's go ahead and make an archive of these, because the Lakers are the kings of unfortunate sex acts.

1. Magic Johnson gets owned by HIV from being extremely promiscuous. Halfway legitimate rumors still abound that he got the HIV as a result of gay sex.

2. Kobe Bryant's alleged rape, along with his love of putting his hands around their throats and asking to blow it in their face (but getting rejected). Also admits to banging unattractive females and jerking off after they leave.

3. Karl Malone releasing his love paint inside a 13 year old girl and getting her pregnant. Then refusing to acknowlege the child. He wasn't a Laker at the time, but he's worn the purple & gold so this still counts.

4. James Worthy busted in 1990 for soliciting prostitution.

5. AC Green was a virgin in the NBA, which is pretty unfortunate in itself.

Are there any other incidents to be added to the LA Lakers great tradition of unfortunate sex acts?

You're an idiot, just the kind of person that makes me filthy rich. God Bless you!

[Giuseppe]

:lmao

SSamEqtPVao

The best thing Bryant ever did was hire that JYD of an attorney (left of Kobe's squeeze). Jesus Christ, she was without an ounce of conscience.

[midnightpulp]

The best thing Bryant ever did was hire that JYD of an attorney (left of Kobe's squeeze).

http://www.uncoached.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/junkyard-dog-2.jpg

[Giuseppe]

http://www.uncoached.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/junkyard-dog-2.jpg

Grand mems, Mid. My glory days of rasslin' was the '60s, but, the above reign was still the goods.

[The Gemini Method]

R.i.p jyd...

[midnightpulp]

Grand mems, Mid. My glory days of rasslin' was the '60s, but, the above reign was still the goods.

Good memories of tuning in on the 'ol Philco to watch the likes of Lou Thesz, Freddie Blassie, and Gorgeous George?

The Golden Age, indeed.

[Giuseppe]

I was a little later with Johnny Valentine, Lord Athol Layton, The Sheik, Bobo Brazil, Haystacks Calhoun, & Hans Mortier with his manager Red Barry who would use his cane to pry open the full nelson that Hans used as his finishing hold. tee, hee.

[tdunk21]

We can add the Dallas Maverick franchise to the long list of sexual misconduct victims.
:lmao

[midnightpulp]

I was a little later with Johnny Valentine, Lord Athol Layton, The Sheik, Bobo Brazil, Haystacks Calhoun, & Hans Mortier with his manager Red Barry who would use his cane to pry open the full nelson that Hans used as his finishing hold. tee, hee.

Awesome.

Did you ever see the wrestling bear?

[Giuseppe]

No, how did that look?

[midnightpulp]

No, how did that look?

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[Giuseppe]

Good stuff, Mid.

Here's Terry Funk and Lee Canalito from "Paradise Alley."

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[midnightpulp]

Good stuff, Mid.

Here's Terry Funk and Lee Canalito from "Paradise Alley."

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Almost didn't recognize Funk at first. Looks much different clean shaven and hair slicked back.

[ChrisRichards]

A few more


Kwame Brown sexually assaulted a chick during the 2006 NBA Playoffs.


Lamar Odom's beastiality affair with a pig


Malone hitting on Kobe's wife lol

[Giuseppe]

Almost didn't recognize Funk at first. Looks much different clean shaven and hair slicked back.

They had it every two weeks when I was a kid in Cleveland. The old man and I would go down to the Cleveland Arena. Tickets were $4 for the best seats! Cleveland was a good rasslin' town then. They'd also show it on WUAB-TV 43 every Saturday nite with the song "Classical Gas" over the introduction and ending. I went to a taping once and it was pretty interesting.

[Trainwreck2100]

You're an idiot, just the kind of person that makes me filthy rich. God Bless you!

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129186822062907650.jpg