Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant... AGAIN.

[Sausage]

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/enquirer_world_exclusive_jamie_lynn_spears_pregnan t_again/celebrity/65548


This story is going to seem kind of hard to believe, but just remember that it's about Jamie Lynn Spears, the girl who let guys fuck her bareback while she was pregnant because, as she put it, "I can't get pregnant again". Oh the irony.

Jamie Lynn Spears has another bun in the oven, The NATIONAL ENQUIRER is reporting exclusively – and her pals are begging her to abort.
In a blockbuster world exclusive, The ENQUIRER has learned Spears is now expecting for the second time – a mere three months after giving birth on June 19 to baby Maddie Briann.
“Jamie Lynn is about eight weeks pregnant, and she and her mom Lynne are hysterical,” revealed a close source. “Neither of them knows what to do, but for now they’re trying to keep the news from getting out.”
“Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding,” said the close source. “She’d expected to have her period by early September.” A home pregnancy test came back positive and Jamie Lynn cried her eyes out, said the source.

You may or may not be able to get pregnant while breast-feeding, I don’t know, I'm not a doctor, but you know an awesome way to not get pregnant? Don’t have idiot hillbilly teens cum inside of you. Facials are more than just compelling television and the best way to gauge how cool a girl is, you know.

[ORION]

She should just start taking it in the butt .....I said what what

[JoeChalupa]

Oops..she did it again.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I can't find the motivational poster but this reminds me of the one that goes something like "VAGINA: It's not a clown car"

[SpursWoman]

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm54/idreaminrgb/Duggers.jpg

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I can always depend on SW to come through in the clutch. That's why I love her.....no offense to Mr. User.

[desflood]

I'll believe it when I hear it from somewhere other than the National Enquirer.

[DoubtingThomas]

I'll believe it when I hear it from somewhere other than the National Enquirer.

Wasn't TNE right about her being pregnant the first time?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

....and john edwards.

[Blake]

wow, at this rate, if her kid(s) follow in the Spears family tradition, she might be a grandma before she's 30.

[I Love Me Some Me]

http://www.gotgifs.com/albums//Hallway.gif (http://www.gotgifs.com/viewer.php?path=&id=Hallway.gif)

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

If it means anything (and God, I hope it doesn't), TMZ is debunking this story.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://www.gotgifs.com/albums//Hallway.gif (http://www.gotgifs.com/viewer.php?path=&id=Hallway.gif)
nice

[mrsmaalox]

I wonder if it's the same baby daddy? Setting himself up just like K-fed.

[Fillmoe]

lol..... bitches aint heard of the pill and condoms?

[Taco]

She should just start taking it in the butt
:lol



I can't find the motivational poster but this reminds me of the one that goes something like "VAGINA: It's not a clown car"

:rollin


lol..... bitches aint heard of the pill and condoms?

She used them both, she made the dude put the pill in the condom which caused the condom to break.........

[tp2021]

http://www.gotgifs.com/albums//Hallway.gif (http://www.gotgifs.com/viewer.php?path=&id=Hallway.gif)

I saw this and wondered what it meant. I asked my roommate, "Hey dude, what does this mean? I dont get it"

"What is it?"

"Its a picture of a hotdog going down a hall...nevermind. I got it"

[batman2883]

when has the national enquirer ever been correct?

[Anti.Hero]

when has the national enquirer ever been correct?

A lot of times actually.

[Heath Ledger]

The source is the national enquirer need we say more? If it's not on TMZ it can't be the truth.

[Heath Ledger]

END OF FUCKING STORY...



Jamie Lynn NOT Pregnant
Posted Oct 8th 2008 11:56AM by TMZ Staff

Three-month-old Maddie Briann Aldridge is gonna have to wait to have a lil' baby brother or sister, because Jamie Lynn Spears is not pregnant, y'all!

While several reports are claiming Jamie Lynn is preggers again, an unimpeachable source tells TMZ Britney's baby sis does not have another bun in the oven.

Someone tell Lynne Spears and get her down from the ledge.


Filed under: Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Nurse!

[marini martini]

I can't find the motivational poster but this reminds me of the one that goes something like "VAGINA: It's not a clown car"


http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm54/idreaminrgb/Duggers.jpg



http://www.gotgifs.com/albums//Hallway.gif (http://www.gotgifs.com/viewer.php?path=&id=Hallway.gif)


:lol




:rollin



She used them both, she made the dude put the pill in the condom which caused the condom to break.........


I saw this and wondered what it meant. I asked my roommate, "Hey dude, what does this mean? I dont get it"

"What is it?"

"Its a picture of a hotdog going down a hall...nevermind. I got it"

Finally, ST rears it's funny head, so we can all get some comic relief:toast

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

END OF FUCKING STORY...



Jamie Lynn NOT Pregnant
Posted Oct 8th 2008 11:56AM by TMZ Staff

Three-month-old Maddie Briann Aldridge is gonna have to wait to have a lil' baby brother or sister, because Jamie Lynn Spears is not pregnant anymore, y'all!

While several reports are claiming Jamie Lynn is preggers again, an unimpeachable source tells TMZ Britney's baby sis does not have another bun in the oven after visiting the Planned Parenthood clinic near her house yesterday, under the name "Spynn Lears".

Someone tell Lynne Spears and get her down from the ledge.


Filed under: Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Nurse!


Fixed

[MrChug]

Those chicks really love gettin Speared.

Oldie but goodie...

[Southwest Texas Fan]

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/enquirer_world_exclusive_jamie_lynn_spears_pregnan t_again/celebrity/65548

Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding,” said the close source. “She’d expected to have her period by early September.” A home pregnancy test came back positive and Jamie Lynn cried her eyes out, said the source.


That is one of the strangest things I've heard.

[stress]

wow i actually thought she was gonna be better then britney and hotter and maybe ehhh fuck it she blew it !!!

[MrChug]

Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding,” said the close source. “She’d expected to have her period by early September.” A home pregnancy test came back positive and Jamie Lynn cried her eyes out, said the source.


That is one of the STUPIDEST things I've heard.

Corrected.