Anyone else think McDonald's is nasty and disgusting, yet still get food there?

[Blake]

I can't help myself. I like buscuits of mass destruction.

There was an outbreak in military activity in my ongoing war with McDonald’s today. I found one location that still has the $1 sausage buscuit and hash brown deal.

I ordered my usual iced coffee, but noticed that the price was actually 20 cents more at this location than my usual stop.

“Excuse me,” I shouted into the drive-thru mc-microphone, “why is the iced coffee here 20 cents higher than the McD’s down the street?”

[Krkkkk] “I don’t know, sir” [krrkkkk] “but would you like to order the iced coffee?”

Perturbed by her ignorance of what other McD’s charge, I yelled back, “That’s highway robbery…..I guess I have no choice but to just bend over and take it like a bad rectal exam, while you and your co-workers just sit back and laugh, right? Do you and your McBuddies go to foreclosure postings after work and poke fun at the home owners that are being thrown out into the street to live in nothing more than cardboard boxes with nothing more than used toilet paper to use as blankets to keep warm at night?”

[krrrkkk] “well sir, I didn't really get all of that, but that’s the price we charge and you are more than welcome to try the McDonald’s you usually go to if the price here is too high for you.”

“Alright fine…….I’ll take your overpriced iced coffee and $1 hash brown and sausage buscuit……….but I demand that you throw in a jelly packet for free.”

“Uh…ok sir. We’ll give you some jelly.”

“Really? Cool……I mean……yes, that’s more like it…..and I demand free napkins as well……..and a straw.”

“Yes sir…..will that be all?”

“I believe I have made my point here, so yes, that will do it.”

“Ok sir, drive around.”

Now see.... I may not have won the war, but the battle today belongs to me…….sure, the hashbrown grease was oozing off so much that it went through the bag and past the napkins leaving a spot on my car seat……..and yes, the sausage patty is swirling in my stomach like a fork that got dropped into a garbage disposal……and true enough, the buscuit crumbs are ripping through my intestines like grenade shrapnel….

But I’m still alive and kicking and my resolve will not be deterred.

We must remember that this war on fast food terror is not one we can win over night. I hope that Congress (my wife) approves my request for another $100 billion to eat at…..I mean to fight this enemy. I have heard that Ronald McDonald was last seen heading towards Afghanistan………I will follow him to the ends of the Earth if I have to….

Curse you, McDonald.

[Spurminator]

The restaurants that charge different prices for coffee are probably owned under separate franchises. The drive-thru person is not paid enough to know (or care) about the pricing strategies of different franchise owners.

[BacktoBasics]

I always laugh at the people so willing to lay into a helpless employee. No wonder people spit, piss and cum in your food.

[I. Hustle]

McDonalds blows... but yeah I get the double QPC .

[I. Hustle]

I always laugh at the people so willing to lay into a helpless employee. No wonder people spit, piss and cum in your food.

Word if I have a problem I make the fuss after I have already finished eating. If it is big enough for me to do that then I don't go to that place again.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i always complain, if i do, after i've gotten my food. no need for extra protein

[IronMexican]

Sausage McMuffins are bomb.

[I. Hustle]

Sausage McMuffins are bomb.

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ha ha you got mad

[ashbeeigh]

you should have paid her in all pennies just to get her panties in a bunch...even though she didn't do a damned thing wrong.



I always laugh at the people so willing to lay into a helpless employee. No wonder people spit, piss and cum in your food.

I'm with you on that one.

[monosylab1k]

I'm pretty sure they sprinkle crack on their food, because I am completely grossed out by McDonalds, but somehow I find myself itching for one of their disgusting double cheeseburger all the time.

[JMarkJohns]

I'm pretty sure they sprinkle crack on their food, because I am completely grossed out by McDonalds, but somehow I find myself itching for one of their disgusting double cheeseburger all the time.

Ditto... I get a double-cheeseburger, small fries and a small coke probably two times a week. The strange thing, despite never really being happy after eating their food, every time I go I always look forward to it.

To change it up I sometimes get some McNuggets. I'm pissed they got rid of the 4-nugget for $1 add-on.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i think mcdonalds fries rock. i remember when they actually offered humongosized fries and served them in the large soda cup. i never indulged in that gluttonous activity, but my cousins would. i just remember the grease stains oozing through the cup.

[byrontx]

It's so bland; how can you stand it? I have made it to my mid-fifties and have eaten at a McDonalds less than a dozen times. Gross fast-food crap.

[Big P]

I can't help myself. I like buscuits of mass destruction.

There was an outbreak in military activity in my ongoing war with McDonald’s today. I found one location that still has the $1 sausage buscuit and hash brown deal.

I ordered my usual iced coffee, but noticed that the price was actually 20 cents more at this location than my usual stop.

“Excuse me,” I shouted into the drive-thru mc-microphone, “why is the iced coffee here 20 cents higher than the McD’s down the street?”

[Krkkkk] “I don’t know, sir” [krrkkkk] “but would you like to order the iced coffee?”

Perturbed by her ignorance of what other McD’s charge, I yelled back, “That’s highway robbery…..I guess I have no choice but to just bend over and take it like a bad rectal exam, while you and your co-workers just sit back and laugh, right? Do you and your McBuddies go to foreclosure postings after work and poke fun at the home owners that are being thrown out into the street to live in nothing more than cardboard boxes with nothing more than used toilet paper to use as blankets to keep warm at night?”

[krrrkkk] “well sir, I didn't really get all of that, but that’s the price we charge and you are more than welcome to try the McDonald’s you usually go to if the price here is too high for you.”

“Alright fine…….I’ll take your overpriced iced coffee and $1 hash brown and sausage buscuit……….but I demand that you throw in a jelly packet for free.”

“Uh…ok sir. We’ll give you some jelly.”

“Really? Cool……I mean……yes, that’s more like it…..and I demand free napkins as well……..and a straw.”

“Yes sir…..will that be all?”

“I believe I have made my point here, so yes, that will do it.”

“Ok sir, drive around.”

Now see.... I may not have won the war, but the battle today belongs to me…….sure, the hashbrown grease was oozing off so much that it went through the bag and past the napkins leaving a spot on my car seat……..and yes, the sausage patty is swirling in my stomach like a fork that got dropped into a garbage disposal……and true enough, the buscuit crumbs are ripping through my intestines like grenade shrapnel….

But I’m still alive and kicking and my resolve will not be deterred.

We must remember that this war on fast food terror is not one we can win over night. I hope that Congress (my wife) approves my request for another $100 billion to eat at…..I mean to fight this enemy. I have heard that Ronald McDonald was last seen heading towards Afghanistan………I will follow him to the ends of the Earth if I have to….

Curse you, McDonald.

Thats one stupid ass conversation to have with a fast food employee BEFORE you get your food.

[mexicanjunior]

I don't really like their lunch or dinner menus but Mcdonald's breakfast is greatness. I love the Mcmuffins and sausage biscuits...

[Blake]

Thats one stupid ass conversation to have with a fast food employee BEFORE you get your food.

good point. Maybe that wasn't vegetable oil that was dripping from my hash brown patty.....

and as disgusting as that might be.......I'm still drawn in like the Millenium Falcon was to the Death Star's tractor beam......

I agree with Mono......they must sprinkle crack before they do whatever they do to their food before they hand it to me.

[ashbeeigh]

I also find myself going to Mcdonald's to try to get Boardwalk to finish my Monopoly game. My co-worker and I came to the agreement that we would split whatever winnings it is if one of us gets it. We have three Park Places. Damn that McDonald's.

[CuckingFunt]

Every once in a while -- and I'm talking maybe once a year -- I'll get a hankering for Chicken McNuggets. Other than that, you couldn't pay me to eat at McDonald's.

[balli]

I rarely eat fast food, but if I were to, I'd rather eat a 2 cheeseburger combo at McD's than eat at Wendy's or Burger King. I do consider McDonalds to be the lowest quality of the three, but still, I think it's the best tasting.

[T Park]

I like the grilled chicken club they offer, and the mcnuggets aren't bad.

The only time I get it is when I'm home, need a quick lunch due to a busy afternoon trying to load up for offtime on the weekend, but its not bad.

Is it good for you to eat all the time and eat alot? Heck no, but I don't think it was intended to be eaten all the time or everyday.

[Sunshine]

Breakfast for $1 rocks.

I'm pissed that they stopped the "any large drink for $1" promo though.

[InRareForm]

Their Fries are Great

[atxrocker]

in related news....

Cops: Man tries to pay for meal with pot
McDonald's cashier calls 911 after drive-thru customer makes offer

VERO BEACH, Fla. - A McDonald's cashier called 911 after a Vero Beach drive-thru customer allegedly offered to pay for his meal with marijuana. The Indian River County Sheriff's Office said the cashier called Monday with a description of the vehicle the suspect had been riding in.

A deputy spotted the vehicle, found marijuana in the car and arrested its occupant, 27-year-old Shawn Alexander Pannullo.

Pannullo was charged with possession of cannabis and posted $500 bail. It was unclear if he had an attorney.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27167122/?GT1=43001

[atxrocker]

on the rare occassion i visit a mcdonalds i usually grab a double cheeseburger or quarter pounder with cheese.

[balli]

in related news....

Cops: Man tries to pay for meal with pot
McDonald's cashier calls 911 after drive-thru customer makes offer

VERO BEACH, Fla. - A McDonald's cashier called 911 after a Vero Beach drive-thru customer allegedly offered to pay for his meal with marijuana. The Indian River County Sheriff's Office said the cashier called Monday with a description of the vehicle the suspect had been riding in.

A deputy spotted the vehicle, found marijuana in the car and arrested its occupant, 27-year-old Shawn Alexander Pannullo.

Pannullo was charged with possession of cannabis and posted $500 bail. It was unclear if he had an attorney.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27167122/?GT1=43001

That's fucked up. The cashier couldn't just say no, he/she had to call the cops?

[mrsmaalox]

Hot fresh french fries are great; I don't care for anything else. I'll get the yogurt parfait or a salad if I end up there because of the kids.

[Big P]

good point. Maybe that wasn't vegetable oil that was dripping from my hash brown patty.....

and as disgusting as that might be.......I'm still drawn in like the Millenium Falcon was to the Death Star's tractor beam......

I agree with Mono......they must sprinkle crack before they do whatever they do to their food before they hand it to me.

But I am with you on the whole biscuit & hashbrown for a $1.

[T Park]

Hot fresh french fries are great; I don't care for anything else. I'll get the yogurt parfait or a salad if I end up there because of the kids.

The apple walnut salad is pretty darn good.

Hot french fries from there is pretty scrumptious.

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

I all but stopped eating Macca's about 5 years ago (I have about 3 Big Macs a year, that's it).

The interesting thing I noticed is that now my stomach simply can't handle it any more - afterwards I feel slow and slightly ill for a couple of hours, and coming out the other end it smells WRONG... I mean all shit smells bad, but it smells like the crap you get when you have a stomach bug. That tells me it was a good idea to stop eating the stuff.

[Blake]

This war rages on with me.

I passed by the arches today and I felt them pulling at me.....but I said "no means no, Ronald"

and I could hear Ronald talk to me in my head like Obi Wan did to Luke when he said "use the force Luke". He said to me, "cmon, blake.....you know you want my sausage."

"NO.....Your sausage isn't thick and juicy......it's thin and greasy"

"Well ok, blake, then how bout wrapping your lips around my big mac."

"Dude.....WTH? Get away from me you sick freak. I don't find your greasy hashbrowns or your salad dressing filled big mac or your creamy apple pies or your friggin size 30 clown shoes or your red lipstick attractive.........but man, I do have to use the restroom and I like the one at Blanco and West Ave where there isn't any door that I have to grab a handle after washing my hands..........so I'm just gonna stop in and use the restroom........BUT THAT'S IT.








dam it........these little cinnamon bites are pretty good.

curse you and your freaky yellow jumpsuit, Mcdonald. Vengeance will be mine.

[JudynTX]

This war rages on with me.

I passed by the arches today and I felt them pulling at me.....but I said "no means no, Ronald"

and I could hear Ronald talk to me in my head like Obi Wan did to Luke when he said "use the force Luke". He said to me, "cmon, blake.....you know you want my sausage."

"NO.....Your sausage isn't thick and juicy......it's thin and greasy"

"Well ok, blake, then how bout wrapping your lips around my big mac."

"Dude.....WTH? Get away from me you sick freak. I don't find your greasy hashbrowns or your salad dressing filled big mac or your creamy apple pies or your friggin size 30 clown shoes or your red lipstick attractive.........but man, I do have to use the restroom and I like the one at Blanco and West Ave where there isn't any door that I have to grab a handle after washing my hands..........so I'm just gonna stop in and use the restroom........BUT THAT'S IT.








dam it........these little cinnamon bites are pretty good.

curse you and your freaky yellow jumpsuit, Mcdonald. Vengeance will be mine.

You are cheating on Cinnabon man. :nope:lol

[Most Interesting Man]

I don't always eat fast food, but when I do...I prefer McDonalds to go fuck themselves.

[Blake]

You are cheating on Cinnabon man. :nope:lol

There isn't a cinnabon on every corner like McDs (and Starbucks).....

but that's good point right there........I need to ask Congress to send in more Cinnabons to help in my war against McTerror.

[Blake]

I don't always eat fast food, but when I do...I prefer McDonalds to go fuck themselves.

I dont know why......but that made me laugh. :lol

[Bender]

I'm glad to say that I haven't eaten at McDonalds since the mid-1970s

[polandprzem]

I was eating at McD when I was a kid
I mostly ate McChicken as I thought it was the healthiest burger there.

Now I'm not eating there at all (with one exeption), what are they doing this food from is disgusting. But all the "food business" is full of shity food. It's good I'm still living in Poland where we do have much better quality food. But unfortunately it is changing.


Ps. One thing I eat @ McD - Ice cream with hot chocolate! Fucking great!

[baseline bum]

If you ever read Fast Food Nation, you'll never eat McDonald's again.

[Blake]

If you ever read Fast Food Nation, you'll never eat McDonald's again.

Ive seen both that and SuperSize Me and it still doesnt matter.

It's like people that smoke that have seen pictures of other people's black lungs that still go out and by a carton of Marbolo non-filter extra nicotene.

[baseline bum]

Ive seen both that and SuperSize Me and it still doesnt matter.

It's like people that smoke that have seen pictures of other people's black lungs that still go out and by a carton of Marbolo non-filter extra nicotene.

I doubt the movie can get as disgusting as the book (and certainly the movie doesn't name names like the book does). Having read Upton Sinclair's 'The Jungle', it looks like our meat industry has actually gone backwards in the past 100 years as far as safety, quality, and workers' rights. In the movie do they show workers shoulder to shoulder with sharp knives having to make perfect cuts of the stomach out of the cow in 5 seconds or so per carcass to keep from spilling shit on the meat?

[Strike]

I rarely eat at McDonalds. Maybe twice per year. Their burgers suck a butt and getting fresh french fries is a crap shoot. If I want a burger I'll go to BK or Carls Jr.

[baseline bum]

I doubt the movie can get as disgusting as the book (and certainly the movie doesn't name names like the book does). Having read Upton Sinclair's 'The Jungle', it looks like our meat industry has actually gone backwards in the past 100 years as far as safety, quality, and workers' rights. In the movie do they show workers shoulder to shoulder with sharp knives having to make perfect cuts of the stomach out of the cow in 5 seconds or so per carcass to keep from spilling shit on the meat?

After just watching the movie, it is extremely tame relative to the real stories in the book.

[ballhog]

The dollar menu rocks. Cheap, fast food always rules.

[remingtonbo2001]

I all but stopped eating Macca's about 5 years ago (I have about 3 Big Macs a year, that's it).

The interesting thing I noticed is that now my stomach simply can't handle it any more - afterwards I feel slow and slightly ill for a couple of hours, and coming out the other end it smells WRONG... I mean all shit smells bad, but it smells like the crap you get when you have a stomach bug. That tells me it was a good idea to stop eating the stuff.

+1 I know exactly what you mean Ruff, with the exception of something coming out smelly from the other end. My farts smell like roses.


:lol @ OP

[DannyT]

I always laugh at the people so willing to lay into a helpless employee. No wonder people spit, piss and cum in your food.

straight from the taint....you mighta got the fromunddda cheese....

[I Love Me Some Me]

Their Chick Fil' A ripoff sandwich isn't half bad.

[Sunshine]

Fatsack took little Sunshine to Mickey D's on the way to school today and reports no more $1 biscuit & hashbrown. :nope Dammit!

The only thing I really like at Mc are the breakfast items...their biscuits are heavenly! And luckily the kids have outgrown wanting to eat there whenever we do fast food. But when we do end up there for lunch or dinner, I'll get the chicken sandwich or maybe a ranch chicken ranch. I ate a hamburger there once when I was maybe 8 or 10 and spit out the first bite. It was NASTY.

[Blake]

Fatsack took little Sunshine to Mickey D's on the way to school today and reports no more $1 biscuit & hashbrown. :nope Dammit!


some still have it.....others don't

and some still have the $1 large sweet tea......while others don't

[fatsack]

the hashbrown is 50 cents extra now.

i passed.

[fatsack]

Fatsack took little Sunshine to Mickey D's on the way to school today and reports no more $1 biscuit & hashbrown. :nope Dammit!


lol @ "little sunshine" :lol

[Mixability]

Ok, I'll admit it.

I like the McRib.......

:(

[SpursWoman]

Ok, I'll admit it.

I like the McRib.......

:(


me, too :oops

[Mixability]

me, too :oops

and damn them for not making it a regular menu item!

:lol

[Sunshine]

some still have it.....others don't

and some still have the $1 large sweet tea......while others don't

Yeah...the one near the house doesn't have the "any large drink for $1" anymore.

[Spurtacular]

I can't help myself. I like buscuits of mass destruction.

There was an outbreak in military activity in my ongoing war with McDonald’s today. I found one location that still has the $1 sausage buscuit and hash brown deal.

I ordered my usual iced coffee, but noticed that the price was actually 20 cents more at this location than my usual stop.

“Excuse me,” I shouted into the drive-thru mc-microphone, “why is the iced coffee here 20 cents higher than the McD’s down the street?”

[Krkkkk] “I don’t know, sir” [krrkkkk] “but would you like to order the iced coffee?”

Perturbed by her ignorance of what other McD’s charge, I yelled back, “That’s highway robbery…..I guess I have no choice but to just bend over and take it like a bad rectal exam, while you and your co-workers just sit back and laugh, right? Do you and your McBuddies go to foreclosure postings after work and poke fun at the home owners that are being thrown out into the street to live in nothing more than cardboard boxes with nothing more than used toilet paper to use as blankets to keep warm at night?”

[krrrkkk] “well sir, I didn't really get all of that, but that’s the price we charge and you are more than welcome to try the McDonald’s you usually go to if the price here is too high for you.”

“Alright fine…….I’ll take your overpriced iced coffee and $1 hash brown and sausage buscuit……….but I demand that you throw in a jelly packet for free.”

“Uh…ok sir. We’ll give you some jelly.”

“Really? Cool……I mean……yes, that’s more like it…..and I demand free napkins as well……..and a straw.”

“Yes sir…..will that be all?”

“I believe I have made my point here, so yes, that will do it.”

“Ok sir, drive around.”

Now see.... I may not have won the war, but the battle today belongs to me…….sure, the hashbrown grease was oozing off so much that it went through the bag and past the napkins leaving a spot on my car seat……..and yes, the sausage patty is swirling in my stomach like a fork that got dropped into a garbage disposal……and true enough, the buscuit crumbs are ripping through my intestines like grenade shrapnel….

But I’m still alive and kicking and my resolve will not be deterred.

We must remember that this war on fast food terror is not one we can win over night. I hope that Congress (my wife) approves my request for another $100 billion to eat at…..I mean to fight this enemy. I have heard that Ronald McDonald was last seen heading towards Afghanistan………I will follow him to the ends of the Earth if I have to….

Curse you, McDonald.

:lmao Cucks' coded speech.