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byrdman31
10-13-2008, 01:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWoXDWhmk6A&eurl


just thought id share :wow:rollin:rollin


http://i38.tinypic.com/11jrmed.jpg
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Spur-Addict
10-13-2008, 01:29 PM
OoooooOHhhhhh NooOOooOOoo----:lol

SAtown
10-13-2008, 01:29 PM
:lmao

IronMexican
10-13-2008, 01:30 PM
I didn't get to see this(Dodger game) but Kobe clearly let him do that to feel good. Nah, jk. Kobe got crossed.

Texas_Ranger
10-13-2008, 01:31 PM
:lol

Penya
10-13-2008, 02:06 PM
Lmao

angel_luv
10-13-2008, 02:09 PM
I <3 Beno :)

koriwhat
10-13-2008, 02:25 PM
Nice spin by Beno, but a clearer vid obviously shows Kobe got his feet tangled with Beno's.

can't get no clearer then that .gif file.... and well i didn't see kobe getting tangled up at all but keep believing what you'd like.

Hemotivo
10-13-2008, 02:35 PM
nice flop kobe

excellent play by udrihg

mVp
10-13-2008, 02:50 PM
Beno better get a copy of that game, 'cause he'll never do that again... Ever! :lol

ashbeeigh
10-13-2008, 02:57 PM
Oh Beno, you're so silly. It's only pre-season. How is he not even hurt yet?

angel_luv
10-13-2008, 03:02 PM
Oh Beno, you're so silly. It's only pre-season. How is he not even hurt yet?

The way you phrased that made me think of the song " Hey Mickey you're so fine" :lol

spursnatic
10-13-2008, 03:04 PM
I think that was a great move!!!... I wish we would have kept him in San Antonio, the kid can play!!!...I think we all seen that we he put 20+points and 10+ assist on us?....I always knew he had talent, but he is more of a starter. So he really wasn't able to show that talent coming off of the bench. And sometimes not coming off the bench, Pop had him buried deep in the dog house?.....:flag::lobt::lobt::lobt::lobt::lobt2::f lag:

WildcardManu
10-13-2008, 03:07 PM
sucks he didn't play like that in SA

2Cleva
10-13-2008, 03:08 PM
This just guarantees that LA doesn't lose to Sac in the regular season. Works for me.


A more interesting series happened moments later, when Beno Udrih pushed off on Bryant, who fell to the floor as Udrih dropped a jumper. Perhaps not surprisingly, Bryant demanded the ball on the right block and destroyed John Salmons with a gorgeous up-and-under finger roll before allowing his gaze to stroll past Udrih. It was sort of how Jennifer Aniston would have looked at Angelina Jolie when Brad Pitt made his move.

http://my.lakers.com/blogs/

Allanon
10-13-2008, 03:14 PM
I did watch the game on a bigscreen, Beno stepped on Kobe's foot and got a little bit of an arm hook on him.

Still it was a damn nice move by Beno...I replayed it like 20 times.

ashbeeigh
10-13-2008, 03:16 PM
The way you phrased that made me think of the song " Hey Mickey you're so fine" :lol

Hey Beno you're so lame you're so lame hey Beno, you screw-up all the time hey Beno. :clap

I can't wait for the season to start to find someone else to make fun of! :lol

hater
10-13-2008, 03:21 PM
Kobe got raped. dayum!

lefty
10-13-2008, 03:34 PM
:rollin

Obstructed_View
10-13-2008, 04:53 PM
Hey Beno you're so lame you're so lame hey Beno, you screw-up all the time hey Beno. :clap

Oh my god that was funny. :lol

Obstructed_View
10-13-2008, 04:56 PM
when Beno Udrih pushed off on Bryant


a clearer vid obviously shows Kobe got his feet tangled with Beno's

Beno made Kobe his bitch and even the Lakers fans know it!

BlackSwordsMan
10-13-2008, 04:58 PM
lakers should trade kobe

Indazone
10-13-2008, 05:28 PM
Wow..that was sweet!

Sissiborgo
10-13-2008, 05:40 PM
muhaha:lmao

Slomo
10-13-2008, 05:57 PM
Beno is pretty much hated by 90% of the regulars here, but we'll praise him if it gives us the opportunity to make fun of the Lakers in general and Kobe in particular!

Can't wait for the season to start!

:lol

tp2021
10-13-2008, 06:11 PM
beno udrith > kobe!!!

Apparently Kobe now knows the true power of the Dark Side, care of Lord Beno.

hitmanyr2k
10-13-2008, 06:29 PM
Why does Kobe always have to yell "HEY" like a little bitch?

You got burned. Don't look for the ref to bail you out on a damn spin move :lol I wish he would quit that shit.

SAtown
10-13-2008, 06:41 PM
I did watch the game on a bigscreen, Beno stepped on Kobe's foot and got a little bit of an arm hook on him.


Look at the gif and tell me exactly where he stepped on his feet and got tangled with Kobe. He didn't even touch him before Kobe started falling

Medvedenko
10-13-2008, 07:13 PM
Great move by Beno and he hit the shot. Good luck to Beno this year.

Allanon
10-13-2008, 07:24 PM
Look at the gif and tell me exactly where he stepped on his feet and got tangled with Kobe. He didn't even touch him before Kobe started falling

Here's where he steps on Kobe's foot, Kobe looks like he sprains/twists his ankle (his ankle is bent almost sideways in the 2nd picture) and starts to fall:
http://badpussy.org/uploads/files/smjzwamic151yuceb12y.jpg
http://badpussy.org/uploads/files/ul4pmswxuhimjg1hqn6a.jpg
http://badpussy.org/uploads/files/stp9d6c8pvjgi30wr165.jpg

And here's the arm hook/push off:
http://badpussy.org/uploads/files/9ibyikt62gv8l2omuu2p.jpg
http://badpussy.org/uploads/files/ytn1iud7nw10u572keap.jpg
http://badpussy.org/uploads/files/dgc615ynskzeivmeccwv.jpg

And here's where you look at my cool sig :D:

angelbelow
10-13-2008, 07:39 PM
ohHhHHHHhHhH

SpurSupremacist
10-13-2008, 07:43 PM
George Hill.


...


George Hill.


...

/suicide

mystargtr34
10-13-2008, 07:50 PM
This just guarantees that LA doesn't lose to Sac in the regular season. Works for me.



http://my.lakers.com/blogs/

That was the prettiest post move ive seen since Duncan in 02-03

mystargtr34
10-13-2008, 07:52 PM
has anyone got a gif or clip of Kobe's post move on John Salmons??

ShoogarBear
10-14-2008, 01:07 AM
Holy crap, that was funny.

Avitus1
10-14-2008, 01:18 AM
Speechless lol...

LA24
10-14-2008, 01:30 AM
has anyone got a gif or clip of Kobe's post move on John Salmons??

At the 0:20 mark. Sweet ass move by Kobe for a bit of redemption. :lol

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ShoogarBear
10-14-2008, 01:34 AM
Beno would have swatted that shit.

LA24
10-14-2008, 01:37 AM
Beno would have swatted that shit.

Probably. :lol

hitmanyr2k
10-14-2008, 01:54 AM
At the 0:20 mark. Sweet ass move by Kobe for a bit of redemption. :lol

It's called a travel :lol Dude switches his pivot foot before the shot.

xellos88330
10-14-2008, 02:02 AM
That brought tears to my eyes. Talk about funny shit!!!

Xylus
10-14-2008, 02:02 AM
It's called a travel :lol Dude switches his pivot foot before the shot.

Good call.

It's always nice to see a player use his off-hand, but a travel's a travel.

mystargtr34
10-14-2008, 05:36 AM
It's called a travel :lol Dude switches his pivot foot before the shot.

Technically it is a travel and Garnett has been doing that on his 'dream shake' since he came into the league.

But i think with Kobe's one he basically jumped off two feet, or at least it was for a fraction of a second on the skip that he switched pivot foots - i think its a good no call :lol in full motion the refs could assume both feet were on the ground when he jumped.

But yea technically it was a travel.

Allanon
10-14-2008, 07:41 AM
It's called a travel :lol Dude switches his pivot foot before the shot.

It's not a travel in the NBA. It's the famous bunny hop but he's jumping backwards instead of forward which you normally see. You also see it happening alot on spin move layups/dunks.

Rappin' Shaq
10-14-2008, 11:50 AM
Oh shit! How the hell did I miss this?
Beno showin' Kobe he's a punk ass bitch
Gettin beat's one thing, but with Beno it hurts worse
He got his ankles broke by a metro with a man-purse

Kobe tryin to prove that he's a defensive force
But failed worse than my wife's attempted divorce
He got raped by a Euro who's ambiguously gay
Yo Kobe, tell Beno how his ass taste!

Many PackYao
10-14-2008, 11:50 AM
Even the sun shines on a dog's ass some days.:lolCongrats Beno, this will be the highlight of your career.:rollin

tp2021
10-14-2008, 12:25 PM
Oh shit! How the hell did I miss this?
Beno showin' Kobe he's a punk ass bitch
Gettin beat's one thing, but with Beno it hurts worse
He got his ankles broke by a metro with a man-purse

Kobe tryin to prove that he's a defensive force
But failed worse than my wife's attempted divorce
He got raped by a Euro who's ambiguously gay
Yo Kobe, tell Beno how his ass taste!

Meh.

Spur-Addict
10-14-2008, 01:16 PM
Travel

bdictjames
10-14-2008, 02:09 PM
Is it just me or did Beno did a Tim Duncan move there?

baseline bum
10-14-2008, 03:01 PM
http://i38.tinypic.com/11jrmed.jpg



Why does that GIF have a JPEG file extension? :lol

TDMVPDPOY
10-14-2008, 03:12 PM
shit bro, he broke his legs like he broke that white girls ass in colorado....shit beno ur the fkn man.

Mr.Bottomtooth
10-14-2008, 04:29 PM
Oh shit! How the hell did I miss this?
Beno showin' Kobe he's a punk ass bitch
Gettin beat's one thing, but with Beno it hurts worse
He got his ankles broke by a metro with a man-purse

Kobe tryin to prove that he's a defensive force
But failed worse than my wife's attempted divorce
He got raped by a Euro who's ambiguously gay
Yo Kobe, tell Beno how his ass taste!

:lmao

ashbeeigh
10-14-2008, 06:16 PM
Oh shit! How the hell did I miss this?
Beno showin' Kobe he's a punk ass bitch
Gettin beat's one thing, but with Beno it hurts worse
He got his ankles broke by a metro with a man-purse

Kobe tryin to prove that he's a defensive force
But failed worse than my wife's attempted divorce
He got raped by a Euro who's ambiguously gay
Yo Kobe, tell Beno how his ass taste!

That's about on par with my Mickey rendition. Nothing fabulousm but funny nonetheless. I've read better. I'll give you the :lol though.

Rappin Robert Horry
10-16-2008, 12:58 AM
you got burned (yeah)
and you know it
faked out yo shoes and made to sit
you fell
This a way (fly)
Thata way (fly)
This a way (fly)
Thata way
Gettin laughs from everybody you meet cause
here you were up and made to take a seat
schooled
by a white (guy)
by a white(guy)
by a white(guy)
Beno Udrih

Now I was bouncing through the club
i look at the screen and wonder what
I see this players ass make a big plop
i ain't never been schooled by a white boy I was shocked
said i ain't never been schooled by a white boy I was shocked
Where yo skill at
No way you're that worn out
And we so bout it bout it
Now what are you about?
i'm showin Beno love
He was on my team when 0-5 dropped
My Homie little Beno
made yo ass drop
He's white as snow
unseen in a flurry
he can't do that again so don't worry
yeah
Mr. Horry in this b
A.K.A. Mr. Make It Rain in them threes

you got burned (yeah)
and you know it
faked out yo shoes and made to sit
you fell
This a way (fly)
Thata way (fly)
This a way (fly)
Thata way
Gettin laughs from everybody you meet cause
here you were up and made to take a seat
schooled
by a white (guy)
by a white(guy)
by a white(guy)
Beno Udrih

Here we go one for the money
Two for the show
clap your hands if you owned by beno
you're the only one he made his bitch
you'll be clappin all night
In this bitch (uhh hun)
Lights off (uhh hun)
wait whos that? (uhh hun)
She saw me (uhh hun)
Vanessa clapping (yeah)
He muggin'
Who cares, cause we goons are right here
Aye
Its nothin to me
cause i'm the fuckin king
I wear seven rings
I bring so much ice
when i leave, its spring

you got burned (yeah)
and you know it
faked out yo shoes and made to sit
you fell
This a way (fly)
Thata way (fly)
This a way (fly)
Thata way
Gettin laughs from everybody you meet cause
here you were up and made to take a seat
schooled
by a white (guy)
by a white(guy)
by a white(guy)
Beno Udrih



It's Mr. horry in this B
A.K.A mr. Rain in them threes
like ehhh
Everybody say, My horry
can we see that play
See Bryant was scooled
said Bryant was scooled by
Ud, ud ud, DRAYAYAY
kobe got fooled by a simple trick
noone trick me even if they got it
Beno sat you down, you fell like a brick,
He cooled you down, you thought you're hot shit
So rolex watch this
I do it 4 5 6 my click
Kobe fell like a wimp
And just like it I blow that shit
Cause bitch I'm the bomb like
Tick tick
Yeah!!

you got burned (yeah)
and you know it
faked out yo shoes and made to sit
you fell
This a way (fly)
Thata way (fly)
This a way (fly)
Thata way
Gettin laughs from everybody you meet cause
here you were up and made to take a seat
schooled
by a white (guy)
by a white(guy)
by a white(guy)
Beno Udrih