Pizza Delivery Dillemma

[Greg Oden]

I have serious problem with my upcoming pizza delivery. I ordered a pizza and some cheesesticks a little bit ago. The total came out to $21.73. I looked in my wallet and there sat two $20 bills and two $1 bills. I usually give a tip of like 3 or 4 dollars. So should I just be like fuck that guy and just give him a 20 and the 2 Ones? Or break the other 20 and give him a nice tip?

Oh and this is no joke thread. My morals are at stake here.

[balli]

No question, break the 20.

[SAtown]

Fuck that, don't give him the other $20 to break, as they usually only have a bunch of ones (it happened to me the other day). Just give him the ones and get some loose change to give to him

[T Park]

Break the 20.

I delivered pizza in college and its a crappy job.

Give the guy some gas money.

[ORION]

You better give the dude at least 5. So break the 20

[balli]

Fuck that, don't give him the other $20 to break, as they usually only have a bunch of ones (it happened to me the other day). Just give him the ones and get some loose change to give to him

A good driver has change. I don't think he should just assume the guy doesn't. I delivered pizzas for a couple years when I was in high school and I always, always, always carried two 20's, a 10, a 5, four 1's and a dollars worth of pennies, nickles, dimes and quarters. It would piss me off to no end if I found out someone didn't tip me because they just assumed I wouldn't break their large bill for them.

[jack sommerset]

call them back and go get the pizza

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao

No comment.

[Greg Oden]

:lmao

No comment.


That's the first thing I thought about when I started this thread :lol

I figured some people thought this was a joke considering that and I started this under another name.

[Greg Oden]

These motherfuckers are taking forever to get here.

[BlackSwordsMan]

pizza hut pays for their gas already just give him the 22$

[balli]

If you aren't going to tip him cash, you should at least give him an item of value. Bong snap? Cold Beer? Old copy of Mission Impossible 2 on DVD? Your old ipod? Just hook up something to let this motherfucker know you appreciate it.

And it isn't his fault it's late, it's the people manning the oven.

[Greg Oden]

If you aren't going to tip him cash, you should at least give him an item of value. Bong snap? Cold Beer? Old copy of Mission Impossible 2 on DVD? Your old ipod? Just hook up something to let this motherfucker know you appreciate it.




I'm not mouse :lol

[Greg Oden]

I'll be got fucking damned.


Finally, she gets here. I hand here the 2 twenty, she doesn't have change. I take the 20 back and hand her 2 $1s and say have a nice night. guess she missed out $5.

[IronMexican]

That's her fault. She must have digged you. A lot of women have a hard time not falling for a tall, strong, black man.

[baseline bum]

I'll be got fucking damned.


Finally, she gets here. I hand here the 2 twenty, she doesn't have change. I take the 20 back and hand her 2 $1s and say have a nice night. guess she missed out $5.

Should have offered her the rest of the other 20 for a quick blow.

[MrChug]

I'll be got fucking damned.


Finally, she gets here. I hand here the 2 twenty, she doesn't have change. I take the 20 back and hand her 2 $1s and say have a nice night. guess she missed out $5.

That's the way it works out...I once had a flirt with this b*tch at a restaurant who kept throwing her tits in my face and thought that a 67.53 tab should warrant the rest of a $100 bill as a tip. The question: "Are you gonna need change babe?"
The answer: "Well fuck yes!" What a moron. Fuck tipping as an assumption. It's G-R-A-T-U-I-T-Y. I wasn't that fuckin gratified. Her tits weren't that great in the first place.

[ORION]

I'll be got fucking damned.


Finally, she gets here. I hand here the 2 twenty, she doesn't have change. I take the 20 back and hand her 2 $1s and say have a nice night. guess she missed out $5.
She should of had change. I would have different amounts of cash everywhere so I could get the most tip. I had a few tricks.

[BRHornet45]

if your an Obama supporter ... you will give him the $20 and the two $1's and say "fuck the guy" as you said

if your a McCain supporter ... you will break the other $20 and give him a decent tip

[T Park]

Should have offered her the rest of the other 20 for a quick blow.

Hmmm.

probobly would've worked....

[TDMVPDPOY]

GIVE him a slice man.....

[Greg Oden]

Hmmm.

probobly would've worked....


T Park

I never would've guessed you would condone something like that.


have you partaken in events similar to this?

[mexicanjunior]

The $20 and 2 ones would have been fine, especially if it was late. They shouldn't have charged you at all if it was over 30 minutes...

[ORION]

The $20 and 2 ones would have been fine, especially if it was late. They shouldn't have charged you at all if it was over 30 minutes...

unless the driver got lost its not his fault. He is the one driving through traffic and putting up with all kinds of shit. plus he is responsible for his gas and repairs to his car. Tip him at least $5

[Mr. Pink]

so you tipped 0.27 cents? :lol

did you spit in her face too?

i thought i was cheap.

[Mr. Pink]

"ahem, i believe you owe me a quarter miss...keep the rest" :lmao

[T Park]

T Park

I never would've guessed you would condone something like that.


have you partaken in events similar to this?

I'll repeat what I've said on this forum for about 7 years now.

No one knows the true me. Unless you decided to actually talk to me and get to know me, no one knows me.

[Greg Oden]

unless the driver got lost its not his fault. He is the one driving through traffic and putting up with all kinds of shit. plus he is responsible for his gas and repairs to his car. Tip him at least $5


From the time I ordered till the time it got to my house, it was close to an hour and a half. I have them order regularly to my house and only live about 6 miles from the place, so getting lost is highly unlikely.

[Greg Oden]

so you tipped 0.27 cents? :lol

did you spit in her face too?

i thought i was cheap.


So it's my fault she didn't have correct change? If anything, it's her fucking fault she missed out on it.

[Greg Oden]

if your an Obama supporter ... you will give him the $20 and the two $1's and say "fuck the guy" as you said

if your a McCain supporter ... you will break the other $20 and give him a decent tip


You used to be a much better poster when your shtick was providing everyone with quality pictures of full grown beasts.

[Greg Oden]

I'll repeat what I've said on this forum for about 7 years now.

No one knows the true me. Unless you decided to actually talk to me and get to know me, no one knows me.

:hat

[Casey Anthony]

No one knows the true me. Unless you decided to actually talk to me and get to know me, no one knows me.

+1

[Strike]

if your an Obama supporter ... you will give him the $20 and the two $1's and say "fuck the guy" as you said

if your a McCain supporter ... you will break the other $20 and give him a decent tip

Actually, if you're a McCain supporter you'll not only not tip, you'll then change the subject in an attempt to steer the delivery person's focus away from the tip and onto something completely irrelevant to said tip.

[BlackSwordsMan]

+1

where is your daughter