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ALWAYS bet on BLACK

10-13-2008, 09:22 PM

What would you do::::

If you came home and you couch was apparently covered in urine by your sisters drunk ass boyfriend who spent columbas day drinking at sherlocks then passed out and pissed himself while watching a dvd of Clueless?
:madrun

debo

10-13-2008, 09:31 PM

have sex with his sister and pee on his couch.

byrdman31

10-13-2008, 09:35 PM

have sex with his sister and pee on his couch.

then call him a fag for watching clueless :lol

ALWAYS bet on BLACK

10-13-2008, 09:38 PM

this is such bullshit!
he got drunk last wednesday at sherlocks, called me to pick him up, then pissed in a powerade bottle in my backseat while driving on the 281.

now he is waking up and taking a shower then hes going to CVS to buy some hot shot stain remover to clean my couch.

PeterBurns

10-13-2008, 09:57 PM

Depends....What race is he?
White, Black, Hispanic, Induit Eskimo, or other?

GINNNNNNNNNNNNOBILI

10-13-2008, 09:59 PM

Rub his face in it??

ALWAYS bet on BLACK

10-13-2008, 10:00 PM

he is black

balli

10-13-2008, 10:01 PM

This guy sounds like a real bruce. Unfortunately, if you're not going to kick his ass for real there isn't much you can do besides wait for the hot shot.

Jekka

10-13-2008, 10:17 PM

I'd make him buy the couch.

balli

10-13-2008, 10:19 PM

Make sure to turn the cushion over a la George Costanza.

PeterBurns

10-13-2008, 10:21 PM

Well, I had an answer for you in case he was Induit Eskimo, but sense he is black....I wouldn't do anything. I mean, Wesley said it best. Always Bet on Black.

Can't Believe he pulled a Rick James on Your Couch.....DARKNESS CHARLIE MURPHY

ALWAYS bet on BLACK

10-13-2008, 10:23 PM

so i am watching him clean the couch and guess what...
that asshat is drinking a beer while hes scrubbing. what a hoe

CuckingFunt

10-13-2008, 10:26 PM

I'd make him buy the couch.

Same here.

balli

10-13-2008, 10:27 PM

I mean, Wesley said it best. Always Bet on Black.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2822747&postcount=2

ALWAYS bet on BLACK

10-13-2008, 10:29 PM

i am going to be super pissed if he gets drunk again and pisses somewhere else in my apartment.
why cant my sister just skip work and come back and fuck him that way he doesnt pee on my shit anymore...

PeterBurns

10-13-2008, 10:29 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwLtFRZvsrs&feature=related

Don't worry, I signed the racism waiver before linking this clip.
Just thought it was funny....

marini martini

10-13-2008, 10:52 PM

Make him eat the couch, or cram it up his assssss me know questions, I'll tell you no lies!!!!:toast

:lmao:lmao:lmao

cze1860

10-14-2008, 12:26 AM

call the policeman

TDMVPDPOY

10-14-2008, 03:44 AM

dont give him a watermelon, if he aint cleaning up the stain.....

Blake

10-14-2008, 09:15 AM

......and pissed himself while watching a dvd of Clueless?
:madrun

I think you cut your losses and just be glad that that was all he did to himself while watching Clueless.

BacktoBasics

10-14-2008, 09:20 AM

Like a black man would have enough money to afford a couch. Thats why when 4 or 5 of them get together and make a purchase of that magnitude they cover it with thick clear plastic.

Cleaning it won't do shit because the urine is absord into the cushion.

ORION

10-14-2008, 09:26 AM

I'd make him buy a new couch because you know you can't get comfortable in your underoos knowing that a grown man pissed on it. I bet he farted on it too ! Now I'm mad !
He probably was saying "Fuck yo couch" while doing it

I Love Me Some Me

10-14-2008, 09:31 AM

Fuck yo couch, nigga.
http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/3792/couchze0.gif (http://imageshack.us)

ATRAIN

10-14-2008, 09:32 AM

Why dont you kick him out?

ORION

10-14-2008, 09:38 AM

Fuck yo couch, nigga.
http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/3792/couchze0.gif (http://imageshack.us)

:lmao:lmao
Hilarious !

fatsack

10-14-2008, 09:42 AM

i don't give a shit what color he is ... throw his ass out and never allow him back in.

mexicanjunior

10-14-2008, 01:32 PM

ALVAREZ6

10-14-2008, 03:11 PM

kick his ass out and tell your sister she's a cunt for bringin that shit into your place.

ALWAYS bet on BLACK

10-15-2008, 01:58 AM

:ihit:ihit

welll, i just got home and guess what???

he is sitting in the living room, watching Ferris Buellers Day off and he is drunk, and yelling, ""ed rooney is my nigga..""

i hope he does not piss himself tonight.

I Love Me Some Me

10-15-2008, 07:58 AM

Das Texan

10-15-2008, 08:20 AM

you should grow some fucking balls and stop enabling him.

TwAnKiEs

10-15-2008, 09:54 AM

Knock his ass out then install a catheter and don't tell him when he wakes up

ORION

10-15-2008, 10:27 AM

he is sitting in the living room, watching Ferris Buellers Day off and he is drunk, and yelling, ""ed rooney is my nigga..""

GRACE !!!!!!!!!

ORION

10-15-2008, 10:28 AM

Perfect solution. Piss on him while he is passed out to make him think he pissed himself. Then blame him for the urine smell. It will make you feel a lot better.

ALWAYS bet on BLACK

10-15-2008, 11:29 AM

GRACE !!!!!!!!!
COMEDIC TIMING AT ITS BEST

ORION

10-15-2008, 03:34 PM

COMEDIC TIMING AT ITS BEST

and don't get me started on Howard the Duck

fatsack

10-15-2008, 03:49 PM

Perfect solution. Piss on him while he is passed out to make him think he pissed himself. Then blame him for the urine smell. It will make you feel a lot better.

I think we have a winner.

fatsack

10-15-2008, 03:50 PM

Perfect solution. Piss on him while he is passed out to make him think he pissed himself. Then blame him for the urine smell. It will make you feel a lot better.

and oh yeah, i'm never ever drinking with you.

ORION

10-15-2008, 04:00 PM

and oh yeah, i'm never ever drinking with you.

I wouldn't drink with me either

ALWAYS bet on BLACK

10-15-2008, 11:31 PM

5:25 PM TODAY"""""

He(my sisters boyfriend) is opening a bottle of Patron.

6:30 Pm,""""""

He is drinking(out of the bottle), watching a tivo recording of E L L EN

7:45pm:::

He is having sex with my sister.

7:52 pm""" he is using the bathroom and singing love in this club by usher

8:23pm he is drinking a bottle of bud light and watching a rerun of happy days

9:30 pm"""

he passed out, on the couch, no urine.

___________++++++++++______________________+++++++ ++++++++++

11"17pm

He has urinated on himself and possibly shit himself.

Pics pending if I can find my sisters camera.

:bang:toast:bang

:downspin::toast:downspin:

:flag::lobt2::flag:

:whine:bang:whine

:lmao:lobt2::lmao

Anti.Hero

10-15-2008, 11:41 PM

Sign him up for Scare Tactics.

This show is the shit.

RuffnReadyOzStyle

10-15-2008, 11:51 PM

Message to idiot - the guy is obviously an alcoholic.

mrsmaalox

10-16-2008, 12:16 AM

Now why exactly do you keep letting that buffoon into your house? I don't know what you're waiting for---throw his ass out!! And if your sister doesn't like it, she can go too.

ALWAYS bet on BLACK

10-16-2008, 12:35 AM

the guy is a conselour for alcoholics anonymous

he is a lead there and has been there for 5 years.

he drinks maybe 3 times a week

i dont think hes an alcoholic

ALWAYS bet on BLACK

10-16-2008, 12:49 AM

he just woke up and asked if i could drive him to sonic.

i said, ":"no":"

he then asked if he could borrow my car

i said ::no::

ORION

10-16-2008, 08:52 AM

I guess you didn't give him a midnight golden shower like I instructed ?

I Love Me Some Me

10-16-2008, 09:08 AM

7:45pm:::

He is having sex with my sister.

7:52 pm""" he is using the bathroom and singing love in this club by usher

7 minutes? With whiskey dick?

I imagine it lasts about 30 seconds when he's sober.

Your sister is pathetic.

I. Hustle

10-16-2008, 09:46 AM

If I sang out of tune?
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ear and I'll sing you a song
I will try not to sing out of key

I. Hustle

10-16-2008, 09:49 AM

Getting drunk and watching 80's movies? I wanna hang with this guy. I love Ferris Beuller's Day Off.
If he really does watch Howard the Duck then call me and I will be over with a bottle of crown.