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PeterBurns
10-13-2008, 10:35 PM
Got into an argument with a listener via email today.
I'm turning into your hands, to see who is correct.

In your opinion, and attractive older lady is called a Cougar. What parameters must she meet to be called a Cougar.......

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-13-2008, 10:41 PM
I thought a cougar was specifically an older woman who seeks younger men.

ChumpDumper
10-13-2008, 10:41 PM
I thought there were supposed to show some sexual aggressiveness to merit that title.

LuvBones
10-13-2008, 10:48 PM
I thought a cougar was specifically an older woman who seeks younger men.

What he said.

marini martini
10-13-2008, 10:49 PM
Where there's a will, than there's a way:toast

atxrocker
10-13-2008, 10:50 PM
a cougar is an older, promiscuous women who usually had previously been married with kids who seeks younger guys for fun. usually don't seek commitment.

atxrocker
10-13-2008, 10:51 PM
got a couple friends who are obsessed with cougars, these ladies are everywhere.

mrsmaalox
10-13-2008, 11:06 PM
I asked someone this once and I was told a cougar was over 40, never married, no kids. Persuing younger men. A sexy old maid I guess! :lol

Trainwreck2100
10-13-2008, 11:09 PM
a cougar is an older, promiscuous women who usually had previously been married with kids who seeks younger guys for fun. usually don't seek commitment.

if she had kids that would make her a milf

marini martini
10-13-2008, 11:10 PM
Bullshit!!! A cougar is a woman over 40, that finds a young guy sexy, attractive, and wants to get it on 'till the cows come home!!!!:toast

LaMarcus Bryant
10-13-2008, 11:29 PM
they smell nice but you'll get less feeling

CuckingFunt
10-13-2008, 11:41 PM
http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/4396/winkingcougarprintc1005jq2.jpg

What a flirt.

marini martini
10-14-2008, 12:20 AM
http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/4396/winkingcougarprintc1005jq2.jpg

What a flirt.

I love me some me!!!!:toast

Tonto
10-14-2008, 01:29 AM
tonto want to help
pale face peter burns
but tonto trade cougar for cordova


http://www.cordobaclubusa.com/images/800_1976ChryslerCordobaSportCoupe.jpg

CubanSucks
10-14-2008, 02:00 AM
http://wizbangblog.com/images/2008/05/alaska_gov_sarah_palin_to_meet_with_mccain_vp_sear ch_team/sarah-palin-thumb.jpg
:hungry:

Kori Ellis
10-14-2008, 02:26 AM
When all else fails, consult the first entry in the Urban Dictionary.

Cougar
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cougar
An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.
That cougar I met last night, showed me shit I didn't know existed, I'm goin back for more.

T Park
10-14-2008, 02:37 AM
OMG that ranks as one of the top 5 funniest things Kori has ever posted.

Creepn
10-14-2008, 03:08 AM
0H_6rSWX0Qo

TDMVPDPOY
10-14-2008, 03:40 AM
spurschick!!!!

Twisted_Dawg
10-14-2008, 04:32 AM
tonto want to help
pale face peter burns
but tonto trade cougar for cordova


http://www.cordobaclubusa.com/images/800_1976ChryslerCordobaSportCoupe.jpg

Does that Cordoba have rich Corithian leather?

ATRAIN
10-14-2008, 07:11 AM
bloated old horn-meister


LMAO.........TOOO EASY but im sure everyone knows who I want to refer to here!!

Blake
10-14-2008, 08:24 AM
I always figured Kim Cattral from sex and the city is the posterchild for cougars.

Taco
10-14-2008, 09:07 AM
tonto want to help
pale face peter burns
but tonto trade cougar for cordova


http://www.cordobaclubusa.com/images/800_1976ChryslerCordobaSportCoupe.jpg


Does that Cordoba have rich Corithian leather?

YOU BEAT ME TO IT!!:lol

PeterBurns
10-14-2008, 10:26 AM
a cougar is an older, promiscuous women who usually had previously been married with kids who seeks younger guys for fun. usually don't seek commitment.

I think this is pretty close. Normally, a well kept lady, who had a rich husband, and did well in the divorce.

God Bless Cougars.

I'm buying a Washington State shirt today!

PeterBurns
10-14-2008, 10:29 AM
When all else fails, consult the first entry in the Urban Dictionary.

Cougar
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cougar
An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.
That cougar I met last night, showed me shit I didn't know existed, I'm goin back for more.

This is pretty spot on....WINNER WINNER

Cougars, are not afraid to say what they want, no games, and normally financially secure. And obviously there Sex Drive reached 6th gear in the Cougar time frame....34-40 years old.

Blake
10-14-2008, 10:30 AM
I think this is pretty close. Normally, a well kept lady, who had a rich husband, and did well in the divorce.

God Bless Cougars.

I'm buying a Washington State shirt today!

huh

I would have never thought of Ryan Leaf as being a cougar......but that would explain some things

spurs_fan_in_exile
10-14-2008, 10:41 AM
I think this is pretty close. Normally, a well kept lady, who had a rich husband, and did well in the divorce.

God Bless Cougars.

I'm buying a Washington State shirt today!

Fuck Washington. University of Houston!
http://www.lukegilman.com/high-on-the-hog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/frowning-cougar.gif

boutons_
10-14-2008, 10:55 AM
"and did well in the divorce"

or life insurance

PM5K
10-14-2008, 11:05 AM
I think Peter tries to over define what a cougar is...

ATRAIN
10-14-2008, 12:26 PM
I think Peter tries to over define what a cougar is...

I think you need to add more to your sig :) :toast

Viva Las Espuelas
10-14-2008, 12:52 PM
I think you need to add more to your sig :) :toast
i think he should've left it with the chick in the top right like he originally had it. just a thought.

ORION
10-14-2008, 12:53 PM
I always figured it was the age difference between the cougar and her prey that made her a cougar

ATRAIN
10-14-2008, 12:56 PM
i think he should've left it with the chick in the top right like he originally had it. just a thought.

Now this is true, that one is the best by far.

ATRAIN
10-14-2008, 12:56 PM
Cougars hang out at Cool River's around the US.

SpursWoman
10-14-2008, 01:06 PM
Cougars hang out at Cool River's around the US.


That's funny ... I used to hang out at Cold River Cattle Company all the time back in the day ... it's where I met my ex-husband.

But I was 21 and he was 33, so I don't think that would have made me a cougar then. :spin

PeterBurns
10-14-2008, 02:01 PM
Cougars Dens....Wildfish, Reggiano's, StoneWerks, Silo.
Be careful with entering such premises

ATRAIN
10-14-2008, 02:53 PM
Cougars Dens....Wildfish, Reggiano's, StoneWerks, Silo.
Be careful with entering such premises

The Cool River in Austin and the one in Denver are Cougar Central. Can anyone from Dallas confirm this on their location as well?

http://www.coolrivercafe.com/