Man Shot by Ninja

[sa_butta]

SAN ANTONIO - A gunman is on the loose after shooting someone while wearing a ninja outfit. Investigators say the shooter walked up to a party on Tuxford, on the northeast side, wearing a ninja outfit and carrying two guns. He demanded the cars of people at the gathering.
One of those partygoers said someone along the lines of "this must be a joke," but that's when the gunman shot that person.
The shooter ran off. The victim was taken to the hospital.

http://www.woai.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=1b2aade5-16ec-498f-8228-90bc6e1d5b13

Stupid partygoers, real ninjas dont carry guns.

[1369]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/carnifex-za/2008_01_28_ninjasa.jpg

[baseline bum]

ninja please

[Blake]

he demanded "the cars"? If there was 1 ninja, wouldn't he have demanded "a car" as in 1 car?

"gimme your cars......ok, what I'm gonna do is drive this Hummer back to my house, and then when I walk back, I'm gonna take that Corvette back home, then come back and drive off with the BMW over there, etc....."

[I. Hustle]

http://www.myuselessknowledge.com/joe/snakes.gif Here is a police sketch.

[ORION]

A real ninja spits the bullets out of his mouth....pfff a gun....

[sa_butta]

he demanded "the cars"? If there was 1 ninja, wouldn't he have demanded "a car" as in 1 car?

"gimme your cars......ok, what I'm gonna do is drive this Hummer back to my house, and then when I walk back, I'm gonna take that Corvette back home, then come back and drive off with the BMW over there, etc....."
Ninja able to drive two cars at same time.

[TwAnKiEs]

Ninja with a gun...


What a cheap shot!

[fatsack]

it was probably a pirate.. dressed like a ninja.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

"Dressed in black and ski mask" does not a ninja make. You know who dresses like that? Somebody who wants to put a cap in your ass.

[Anti.Hero]

"Dressed in black and ski mask" does not a ninja make. You know who dresses like that? Somebody who wants to put a cap in your ass.

It sounds much better in 20 years when you tell your kids you were shot in the ass by a ninja.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/4400/americanninja1fv3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[ORION]

http://www.myuselessknowledge.com/joe/snakes.gif Here is a police sketch.

:lol snake eyes. When he got discharged from Joe times got hard

[MoSpur]

Maybe it was one of these

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u155/daiquan_manson_cain/teenage_mutant_ninja_turtles_ver5.jpg

[MoSpur]

Or maybe one of these guys

http://www.yuanlei.com/movies/big/3ninjas.jpg

[ORION]

I don't trust that kid with the chili bowl haircut

[MoSpur]

I don't trust that kid with the chili bowl haircut


:lol

[I. Hustle]

I trust him... with my life

[Trainwreck2100]

I trust him... with my life

Tum Tum was a scrub and Rocky was blinded by pussy. Colt is the only one i trust.

[PeterBurns]

Check out the comments of the story...people are making ninja jokes, and some relative comes on and is PISSED

[mrsmaalox]

speaking ninja

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[Bender]

I don't trust that kid with the chili bowl haircut he looks like a young Moe Howard


http://www.threestooges.com/images/bios/photoMoeHoward.jpg
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.hollywoodusa.co.uk/images/MoeHoward.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.hollywoodusa.co.uk/HillsideObituaries/moehoward.htm&h=117&w=91&sz=3&hl=en&start=103&sig2=Lf5Zlx579OpEweaVM4OA4A&usg=__JBuxz0dY4nqKnju1EaDiUVditaw=&tbnid=Of6ZKVPH9qQEtM:&tbnh=88&tbnw=68&ei=IO70SITkPIfYNMSksc0C&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmoe%2Bhoward%26start%3D100%26gbv%3D2% 26ndsp%3D20%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN

[I. Hustle]

i never understand why people say "what is this world coming to?" the question should "what has this world come to?" Would you rather go back to times of slavery? Barbaric times? Times where same-sex marriage was forbidden everywhere? I guess what I'm trying to say is, STFU!


who said anything about same sex marriage? We are talking about gun toting ninjas you homo.

[ORION]

who said anything about same sex marriage? We are talking about gun toting ninjas you homo.

but he does bring up a good point of going back to barbaric times. I would make a great caveman. I'd be the Burt Reynolds of cavemen.

[ORION]

Or Conan? Dang so many options.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Fucking Foot Clan.

[fatsack]

they got him.

[ORION]

they got him.

impossible ! you don't catch a ninja

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.ksat.com/news/17714695/detail.html

18-Year-Old Arrested In 'Ninja' Shooting
Jacob Cavazos Identified By Victim From Hospital Bed

POSTED: 3:53 pm CDT October 14, 2008
UPDATED: 4:02 pm CDT October 14, 2008

SAN ANTONIO -- Police have arrested an 18-year-old man they said shot a 44-year-old man during a robbery attempt late Monday evening.

Jacob Cavazos was identified by the victim from his hospital bed, police said. Police took the suspect to Brooke Army Medical Center for the victim to make an identification. Investigators said the victim recognized the shooter's voice and eyes, but couldn't remember his name.

Bexar County Sheriff's deputies said the victim was sitting in the garage of a friend's home at 9:30 p.m. on the 8400 block of Tuxford Drive when a man dressed in black and wearing a ski mask -- witnesses said he looked "like a ninja," investigators said -- demanded keys to a car in the driveway.

When the victim refused, the man in black shot him once in the chest, deputies said.

The victim was taken to BAMC where he is recovering from his injuries, police said.

Cavazos is currently jailed on charges of aggravated robbery and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

[Trainwreck2100]

That's a poser ninja

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

He really doesn't know the ancient secrets.

I'm betting the people at the house had just finished a ninja movie marathon on AMC.

[I. Hustle]

Or Conan? Dang so many options.

Go with Burt. No one messes with a caveman with a bad ass moustache

[ORION]

That's a poser ninja

thats how he got caught. Someone heard him say " I wasn't dressed like a ninja!"

[manufor3]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/carnifex-za/2008_01_28_ninjasa.jpg

:lol

[ORION]

He really doesn't know the ancient secrets.

I'm betting the people at the house had just finished a ninja movie marathon on AMC.

:lol
and they were all stoned and turned around then they were like "WTF!!! I swear I turned the TV off !!"

[I. Hustle]

http://www.ksat.com/news/17714695/detail.html

Jacob Cavazos was identified by the victim from his hospital bed, police said. Police took the suspect to Brooke Army Medical Center for the victim to make an identification. Investigators said the victim recognized the shooter's voice and eyes, but couldn't remember his name.



WTF?! What did he say? "MY NAME IS Jacob Cavazos THE PISTOL PACKING NINJA BITCH! GIMME THEM KEYS!

[ORION]

Go with Burt. No one messes with a caveman with a bad ass moustache

true. I can't wait until we regress back to caveman days. I'm going to live at natural bridge caverns

[I. Hustle]

true. I can't wait until we regress back to caveman days. I'm going to live at natural bridge caverns

F that! I am going to hole up in a Hooters. I want to know my surroundings.

[ORION]

F that! I am going to hole up in a Hooters. I want to know my surroundings.

you can't do that. it has to be a cave. Its in the caveman rule book. next to properly way to club and drag a woman or women.

[I. Hustle]

you can't do that. it has to be a cave. Its in the caveman rule book. next to properly way to club and drag a woman or women.

FINE! Then I am going go to midget mansion.

[ORION]

FINE! Then I am going go to midget mansion.

haha midget cavemen. that would be hilarious

[I. Hustle]

I couldn't find a pic but I thought this one would suffice. http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/2756/peppers5xr.jpg

[I. Hustle]

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o275/darcsnyder/midgets.jpg

[anakha]

Tum Tum was a scrub and Rocky was blinded by pussy. Colt is the only one i trust.

This.

[Biernutz]

Just when I thought it was safe to go out at night with the vampires getting "true blood" now I have to worry about Ninjas. Shit!!

[CharlieMac]

The dude on KENS this morning cracked a quick joke before stopping himself. "Ninjas don't need guns?"

[Slydragon]

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i196/Slydrag0n/gifs/camouflage-couch.jpg

[RandomGuy]

Perhaps we should Ask a Ninja.

http://askaninja.com/

:lmao

[RandomGuy]

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i196/Slydrag0n/gifs/camouflage-couch.jpg

Was this the guy who peed on the couch in the other thread?

[Slydragon]

Was this the guy who peed on the couch in the other thread?

What guy? I only see a sofa.