Test: Are you a douche?

[ElNono]

Take the test here (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-are-you-a-douche-test)

My result:

The Douche Chaud
You scored 44 Douchiness!

Wrong kind of Douche, unless your French. This indicates you are between the rankings, too nice and well adjusted to be called a douche, too much of an unpleasant weirdo to not be called a douche. So, this is a good compromise, and it's a good score too, it shows you've been paying attention!

:lol

[baseline bum]

Take the test here (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-are-you-a-douche-test)

My result:

The Douche Chaud
You scored 44 Douchiness!

Wrong kind of Douche, unless your French. This indicates you are between the rankings, too nice and well adjusted to be called a douche, too much of an unpleasant weirdo to not be called a douche. So, this is a good compromise, and it's a good score too, it shows you've been paying attention!

:lol

Same thing, but I got 38.

[Shastafarian]

The Douche Chaud


You scored 40 Douchiness!

http://is2.okcupid.com/users/126/0/12600098565787546222/mt1130246818.jpg

Wrong kind of Douche, unless your French. This indicates you are between the rankings, too nice and well adjusted to be called a douche, too much of an unpleasant weirdo to not be called a douche. So, this is a good compromise, and it's a good score too, it shows you've been paying attention!

[CuckingFunt]

I think there's only one response. I scored 27 douchiness, but got the same write-up as everyone else.

[Shastafarian]

I think there's only one response. I scored 27 douchiness, but got the same write-up as everyone else.

There's more than one but probably not many more

The Delux Douche

You scored 72 Douchiness!

http://is2.okcupid.com/users/126/0/12600098565787546222/mt1130246810.jpg

As far as Douches go, they don't get much Douchier than you, in a way I guess, you should be proud! Attaining such a high rank in this test means you either skipped alot of questions, or were just picking the most offensive answers in a vein attempt to get some laughs out of your friends, who, by the way, only hang around with you out of sympathy.

[Wild Cobra]

I scored a 19:

The Negadouche

You scored 19 Douchiness!

You are so far from being a douche, you are it's exact opposite! Congratulations are in order..but you won't get any. People probably see you as a reasonably level headed individual who is free of any seriously unattractive personality traits. Enclosed is a picture of what looks like a medievel torture device.

Probable because I took action in question 4.

[tonylongoriafan]

27

[DarrinS]

No test required for boutons_, Nbadan, or Galileo.

[Wild Cobra]

No test required for boutons_, Nbadan, or Galileo.
LOL... How true.

[Extra Stout]

Wouldn't it be easier simply to check whether one's favorite team is the Phoenix Suns?

[Kamnik]

Wouldn't it be easier simply to check whether one's favorite team is the Phoenix Suns?

:lmao

[whottt]

Your result for The Are you a Douche Test by Tekn33k ...

The Negadouche
You scored 5 Douchiness!



You are so far from being a douche, you are it's exact opposite! Congratulations are in order..but you won't get any. People probably see you as a reasonably level headed individual who is free of any seriously unattractive personality traits. Enclosed is a picture of what looks like a medievel torture device.

[exstatic]

Your result for The Are you a Douche Test by Tekn33k ...

The Negadouche
You scored 5 Douchiness!



You are so far from being a douche, you are it's exact opposite! Congratulations are in order..but you won't get any. People probably see you as a reasonably level headed individual who is free of any seriously unattractive personality traits. Enclosed is a picture of what looks like a medievel torture device.

Don't lie on the test, douche.


You scored 101
You are the ultimate in douchiness. City Hall is holding the last name Massengill for you and your redneck cajun family in perpetuity.

[Wild Cobra]

Don't lie on the test, douche.

LOL

You're just jeolous because he scored the best so far, and I scored second best.

Why is it so hard for most of you to be respectful of others?

[Shastafarian]

LOL

You're just jeolous because he scored the best so far, and I scored second best.

Why is it so hard for most of you to be respectful of others?

You actually take this poll seriously?

[Wild Cobra]

You actually take this poll seriously?

Of course not, but apparently Estatic does.

[whottt]

Don't lie on the test, douche.


:lmao if you weren't a douche you'd know how I got that score.

[Wild Cobra]

:lmao if you weren't a douche you'd know how I got that score.

No shit. He just doesn't get it. Silly test, but it does seem to have some merit.

[Xylus]

Wouldn't it be easier simply to check whether one's favorite team is the Phoenix Suns?

I am a giant douche by those standards.

[FromWayDowntown]

No test required for boutons_, Nbadan, or Galileo.

Pretty sure that's exactly why BRHornet hasn't bothered to post results from the test, either -- sons.

[sook]

paging brhornet...