Spaceships Will Appear in Support of Obama

[louie1674]

MEDIA ALERT: Prophet Yahweh Predicts Spaceships Will Appear Oct. 31st in Support of Senator Obama
Prophet Yahweh, Seer of Yahweh, Master UFO Caller says that on October 31, 2008, superhuman black men, from other planets, will appear in their spaceships and hover over his UFO Summoning School for three days as a sign that all Americans should vote for Obama as President.

...continue at http://www.prweb.com/releases/2008/10/prweb1395924.htm




:lmao

[hater]

I call BS. Black men are already superhuman.

[Oh, Gee!!]

omg!!! what if he's right?!?!?

[Shastafarian]

Well if that happens then how could anyone not vote for him?

[ElNono]

It's just more evidence that he's the anti-christ...

[Oh, Gee!!]

or that mccain is anti-spaceship

[Creepn]

He claims that these space beings are the Angels of Yahweh, the Creator of all things. And, they are talking to him, on a daily basis, via a sophisticated form of telepathic, non-verbal, none-talk, brain-to-brain communication.

So the little voice in my head are actually......ALIENS!?!?!

[boutons_]

The Flying Spaghetti Monster won't go down without a fight.

[balli]

I'd rather have galactic overlords than Sarah Palin.

[PixelPusher]

Well if that happens then how could anyone not vote for him?

Don't blame me...I voted for Kodos!
http://evankeane.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/kang_kodos_hitchhiking.jpg

[Tully365]

I wonder if Obama would sit down with these aliens and have talks without any pre-existing conditions?

Maybe he'll charge them an air tax, and force them to paint a mural of FDR on the side of their spaceships! He's sooo mean.

[Trainwreck2100]

This will just be another example of his relaxed immigration policy. those Aliens need to go through the proper channels just like everyone else.

[dav4463]

Maybe we can get one of the superhuman black men in a Spurs uniform.

[MaryAnnKilledGinger]

This is shameful. It's obviously a publicity stunt just to rally the Scientology base.

Chef died for our sins, people.

[Mr. Peabody]

BREAKING!

Obama said that he would give these aliens drivers licenses.

McCain's already running an ad about it and robocalls are in the works.

Palin's worked the line "Obama's hangin' around with aliens" into her stump speech.

Hannity is doing an expose on alleged anti-American comments made by these aliens in the past.

Limbaugh has criticized the aliens for being traitors to the party that made them, suggesting a link to their arrival and the Reagan Star Wars program.

Olbermann just did a Special Comment attacking the McCain campaign for being Earth-centric.

Drudge Report ran a headline suggesting that the aliens may in fact be supporting McCain.

On The Daily Kos, posters were reporting stories of being attacked for wearing alien t-shirts.

On the Free Republic, posters were reporting stories of witnessing aliens trying to vote using registration cards secured by ACORN.

Here on SpursTalk, people were arguing that Obama should have to provide evidence that he is not one of the superhuman Black aliens.

[Mr. Peabody]

On the Democratic Underground Posters cite an Alaskan Blog as evidence for the Notion that the AIP, Todd Palin's party, really stands for Alien Independence Party, and that the Palins want to secede from the Planet Earth.

John McCain, appearing on Fox News, says that Sarah Palin "knows more about aliens than anyone else in America" while discussing a telescope she has on her porch in Wasilla.

Sarah Palin, in an interview with Katie Couric, reminds Couric that when the aliens are flying through the universe, they cut across Alaskan airspace.

[louie1674]

It's funny how these DEMONUTs can take a story that shows us the kind of idiotic support Obama is getting and turning it around to be an anti-McCain and Palin Hate thread.
Un-Freaking-believable!



oh, GO SPURS!!!

[CubanMustGo]

It's funny how these DEMONUTs can take a story that shows us the kind of idiotic support Obama is getting and turning it around to be an anti-McCain and Palin Hate thread.
Un-Freaking-believable!


It's funny how totally clueless you are.

[Mr. Peabody]

During a press conference, Obama reveals that the aliens' home planet, Goraq, has abundant resources. Obama then announces that he will tax the Goraqis because "they can afford to pay a little more."

Joe Biden recalls that after his father lost his job, they briefly moved to Goraq. For the rest of the speech Biden refers to the aliens as "the guys back home."

Not to be outdone, Sarah Palin reminds voters that Goraq is a small planet and as such, is one of the "real" planets in this universe.

John McCain tells a townhall the story of Meno the Goraqi, an average Goraqi who will be adversely affected by Obama's tax plan.

The Huffington Post immediately runs an article revealing that Meno the Goraqi is actually from the planet Congrag and is therefore a liar. (It is later revealed that Meno the Goraqi is actually Joe Wurzelbacher in a Sam Cassell mask trying to extend his 15 minutes of fame).

[Mr. Peabody]

After a question about terrorism, Obama states that if we have information that Bin Laden is hiding on Goraq and the Goraqis cannot or will not act, we will take him out unilaterally.

McCain criticizes Obama for his naivete in revealing his tactics. McCain later at a campaign rally leads his supporters in a chant of "We Will. We Will. Destroy Goraq" (performed in the style of "We Will Rock You"). McCain later states that the song was just a joke between some Earthlings.

[Tully365]

BREAKING!

Obama said that he would give these aliens drivers licenses.

McCain's already running an ad about it and robocalls are in the works.

Palin's worked the line "Obama's hangin' around with aliens" into her stump speech.

Hannity is doing an expose on alleged anti-American comments made by these aliens in the past.

Limbaugh has criticized the aliens for being traitors to the party that made them, suggesting a link to their arrival and the Reagan Star Wars program.

Olbermann just did a Special Comment attacking the McCain campaign for being Earth-centric.

Drudge Report ran a headline suggesting that the aliens may in fact be supporting McCain.

On The Daily Kos, posters were reporting stories of being attacked for wearing alien t-shirts.

On the Free Republic, posters were reporting stories of witnessing aliens trying to vote using registration cards secured by ACORN.

Here on SpursTalk, people were arguing that Obama should have to provide evidence that he is not one of the superhuman Black aliens.

Didn't Nostradumbass already predict all of this stuff centuries ago?