Why can't Jennifer Aniston keep a man?

[JudynTX]

Just wondering. :elephant



John Mayer is said to be trying to get back with Jennifer Aniston – just 2 months after they split.

In a series of soppy texts, the singer is believed have promised the Friends star he'll curb his partying ways.

‘John and Jennifer had a pretty acrimonious break-up,’ says a source. ‘For a while Jen cut off all ties and refused to speak to him.

'But over the past few weeks they’ve both realised how good they were together and how much they mean to one another.

‘John initially called things off because he didn’t feel ready for commitment. But after time apart, his priorities have changed and he wants to make a go of things.

‘Determined to show he’s a changed man, John has cut right back down on his drinking and has pledged to quit smoking - 2 things that really annoyed Jennifer.’

John and Jen, 39, were reunited last week for dinner at Sunset Towers in LA after he played her some of his new songs. She also helped him celebrate his 31st birthday.

‘He has written a song about their time together and played it to Jennifer who, naturally, was incredibly touched,’ the source tells the Daily Mirror.

The pair split in August after 5 months together because John didn’t think the ‘chemistry was right’.

link (http://http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebrity-news/278093/john-mayer-desperate-to-get-back-with-jennifer-aniston/1/)

[peewee's lovechild]

Why can't Jennifer Aniston keep a man?

Because she's an annoying bitch.

[mrsmaalox]

Think she's gonna fall for that bullshit?!? That's the ultimate men's mind game.

[ATRAIN]

John Mayer is such a pussy.

[IronMexican]

She doesn't know how to give good head.

[ORION]

She doesn't know how to give good head.

you beat me to it ,but I was going to say she doesn't swallow

[JudynTX]

Think she's gonna fall for that bullshit?!? That's the ultimate men's mind game.

:lol I mean, she's pretty, has lots of money in the bank I'm sure....so what's her problem?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Think she's gonna fall for that bullshit?!? That's the ultimate men's mind game.


<sniff sniff>
does anybody smell that bitterness?

[ATRAIN]

<sniff sniff>
does anybody smell that bitterness?

LOL fuck yeah man. Maalox hates games.....when she wants the cock......she wants the cock... No fucking around......thats what pee wee told me anyways.

[mrsmaalox]

:lol I mean, she's pretty, has lots of money in the bank I'm sure....so what's her problem?

For one thing, she needs to stop going after guys who are prettier than she is!

[JudynTX]

For one thing, she needs to stop going after guys who are prettier than she is!

:lol :lol Where are all the ugly men at?

[mrsmaalox]

<sniff sniff>
does anybody smell that bitterness?


LOL fuck yeah man. Maalox hates games.....when she wants the cock......she wants the cock... No fucking around......thats what pee wee told me anyways.

Damn! You guys are obsessed with me :smokin

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Damn! You guys are obsessed with me :smokin
one hot plate of bitterness ready for pick up.

[cool hand]

worn out pussy?

[CuckingFunt]

Maybe she's a cloying, needy cunt? Who knows? Who cares?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

She has a cock?

[Trainwreck2100]

she put her career first to ruin her first marriage. And we all knew Brad Pitt could do better.

[I Love Me Some Me]

Maybe she and John Mayer are both 39 years old and should be over this kind of shit by now.

[Trainwreck2100]

Maybe she and John Mayer are both 39 years old and should be over this kind of shit by now.

Mayer's 31

[I Love Me Some Me]

Mayer's 31

Ahhh...well then...Maybe she's 39 and Mayer's 31 and they should both be over this type of shit by now.

[T Park]

Maybe she's a cloying, needy cunt? Who knows? Who cares?

+1

[tonylongoriafan]

i'm saying she's gay

[jack sommerset]

Maybe she is a whore.

[1369]

Seriously, do I have to do everything around here?

http://www.freshnews.in/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/jennifer-aniston.jpg

http://thebosh.com/archives/Jennifer-Aniston-says-peopl.jpg

http://www.fashion.ie/assets/92/8A092388-BEA5-1E0C-A159B3A3A5FC040F_mainImage/jennifer_aniston_large.jpg

[lefty]

Because she lives in the 1940's

I mean, she's too romantic

[JudynTX]

i'm saying she's gay

I think so too.

[peewee's lovechild]

LOL fuck yeah man. Maalox hates games.....when she wants the cock......she wants the cock... No fucking around......thats what pee wee told me anyways.

She can't have enough of it.

[BlackSwordsMan]

she cant fuck probably

[Mixability]

She obviously put her career ahead of her relationship because she over-valued herself after Friends. And now that she can't seem to do any decent work, it's bitten her in the ass. All the while Angelina does the family thing and the career thing relatively easy.

[Supreme_Being]

She's a smug and arrogant bitch.

[tlongII]

I'd hit it.

[TDMVPDPOY]

hit and quit...

[Bigzax]

i like me some jenny!

[Spur-Addict]

one hot plate of bitterness ready for pick up.

:lmao



I'd hit it.

+2

Really, really, hard.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

And now that she can't seem to do any decent work, it's bitten her in the ass.



That Bitten Her is one lucky guy.

[Richard Cranium]

She's sees all men as Friends.

[baseline bum]

She's too fucking skinny.

[jack sommerset]

She's too fucking skinny.

You must live in San Antonio if you think she is to skinny.

[Biernutz]

She could be a self centered bitch----No way----

[Bandit2981]

she's probably too clingy

[ShoogarBear]

She's too fucking skinny.

She actually has a good butt for a non-melanitoid.

[tp2021]

As far as Hollywood actresses go, she's hot enough to get one, but not hot enough to keep him.

[JoeChalupa]

I wouldn't care if she'd keep me as long as I got it.

[tp2021]

+68

[IronMexican]

I would give her my O face.

[JessicaJoy]

Cause she'll never get over Bard....sad..

[Slomo]

She actually has a good butt for a non-melanitoid.

:wtf

I think she's cute and has a decent ass too (even without knowing what a melanitoid is).

[Slomo]

Cause she'll never get over Bard....sad..

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/3133/113124-183165-bart-simpson_small.jpg or http://www.mrfreefree.com/images/speciali/254/brad_pitt_50x50.gif ?

[Twisted_Dawg]

Think she's gonna fall for that bullshit?!? That's the ultimate men's mind game.

Men are capable of playing mind games too????


Maybe she's a cloying, needy cunt? Who knows? Who cares?

Bingo....you are the closest at diagnosing!! Add in that she may be a codependent that loves to control and change men.


Cause she'll never get over Bard....sad..

That is a major issue for her.


You must live in San Antonio if you think she is to skinny.

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol Puro San Antonio!!!!

[Heath Ledger]

Have you seen her acting? Case closed...

[Trainwreck2100]

Have you seen her acting? Case closed...

she plays the same role every time

[JudynTX]

she's probably too clingy

Hey dude! :lol What's wrong with being clingy?

[JoeChalupa]

she plays the same role every time

I'd role play with her.

[JudynTX]

I'd role play with her.

What character would you be? :lol

[JoeChalupa]

What character would you be? :lol

What ever role she'd like and I'd let her direct too!!

[Trainwreck2100]

What ever role she'd like and I'd let her direct too!!

well if she's directing odds are she'll just lie there and bitch the whole time while the supporting character (you) does their best to keep the audience involved.

[S_A_Longhorn]

In the end, no matter how long you pounded her from every angle, you still have to wake up to that nose.

Angelina tries to save the world everyday, and Jennifer tries to save her split-ends everyday.

[S_A_Longhorn]

John Mayer is such a pussy.

Yet he still gets more of it that you ever will. I don't like the douche either, but he is a 'man among boys' when it comes to his laundry list.

[JoeChalupa]

well if she's directing odds are she'll just lie there and bitch the whole time while the supporting character (you) does their best to keep the audience involved.

Well, I have faked it before so....

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/3133/113124-183165-bart-simpson_small.jpg or http://www.mrfreefree.com/images/speciali/254/brad_pitt_50x50.gif ?

http://www.renaissance-faire.com/Renfaires/Entertainment/william-shakespeare.jpg

[Slomo]

http://www.renaissance-faire.com/Renfaires/Entertainment/william-shakespeare.jpg

:lol

That was going to be my third choice.

[Whisky Dog]

Hey dude! :lol What's wrong with being clingy?

Other than stinking of desperation, repulsing the person you're clinging to, and generally showing that you are undesirable with no options... Nothing I guess.

[NFO]

Why can't Jennifer Aniston keep a man, just wondering. :elephant

She doesn't swallow.

[JudynTX]

She doesn't swallow.

And you would know this how? :lol:hat

[MrChug]

she cant fuck probably

She does seem like she'd be fucking LAME in the sack. I mean, not Paris Hilton lame, but just "I'm just gonna lay here and moan until I * then make the rest a chore until he's done...if I feel like it".

[spursfan09]

In the end, no matter how long you pounded her from every angle, you still have to wake up to that nose.

Angelina tries to save the world everyday, and Jennifer tries to save her split-ends everyday.

WTH? Whats the matter with her nose?

I guess thats why she can't keep a man, because they want perfection. She is pretty, so maybe it is her personalitly?

[J-Rock6X]

Because she's an annoying bitch.


:lmao:rollin:lol:toast

[loveThe23]

She has a cock?

She looks like she has a cock.

sorry, i honestly don't see the beauty in her. brad did a shitty thing, but yeah.. i think he realized that she has a cock or something, he left her for a beautiful girl though. :)

and yeah, she needs to get a guy with a lower level of "beauty" and "prettiness" than her.

[MiamiHeat]

She's looking for Ross in the real world and only finds a bunch of Joey's.

[romad_20]

i'm saying she's gay


:wow My god, to be a fly on that wall.

[romad_20]

She looks like she has a cock.

sorry, i honestly don't see the beauty in her. brad did a shitty thing, but yeah.. i think he realized that she has a cock or something, he left her for a beautiful girl though. :)

and yeah, she needs to get a guy with a lower level of "beauty" and "prettiness" than her.


You're fucking insane.

[loveThe23]

You're fucking insane.

No, not at all.

and you need to see what a beautiful/attractive girl is.

[lefty]

Because she's never been with a man

[romad_20]

No, not at all.

and you need to see what a beautiful/attractive girl is.

Okay. :rolleyes Why don't you show me

I'm not saying she's the hottest women in the world, but I would say 99% of men would find her attractive.

[MrChug]

...brad did a shitty thing....

From what I understand, he just wanted to have a kid (kidS) and she put her career first. That sucks for a dude, when bearing your seed isn't as important as making out with David Schwimmer.

[tp2021]

From what I understand, he just wanted to have a kid (kidS) and she put her career first. That sucks for a dude, when bearing your seed isn't as important as making out with David Schwimmer.

You don't understand. It's always the man's fault in the relationship. Always. That's how the word "fault" is defined: The bad stuff a man does that makes the woman/women unhappy.

[MrChug]

You don't understand. It's always the man's fault in the relationship. Always. That's how the word "fault" is defined: The bad stuff a man does that makes the woman/women unhappy.

Oh yah...and that.

[angelbelow]

She doesn't know how to give good head.

what the hell i was going to say the same thing.

[S_A_Longhorn]

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I wonder if she sues her boyfriends when they sue her topless or nude?