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RandomGuy
10-22-2008, 10:15 AM
The Democrats are poised on the brink of victory. And they cannot stand it. The news is too good. Something has to go wrong.

On Saturday, Charlie Cook, an independent analyst and author of the Cook Report, wrote: “This election isn’t over, but it is looking very bad for Republicans — and seems to be getting worse.”

This plunged the Democrats into a deep gloom. Good news is always bad news for them.

On Monday, CNN’s John King announced: “Most top [people] in the McCain campaign now believe New Mexico and Iowa are gone, that Barack Obama will win New Mexico and Iowa. They are now off the dream list of the McCain campaign. More interestingly, most top people inside the McCain campaign think Colorado is gone.”

Democratic pessimism deepened when, that same day, Chris Cillizza and Shailagh Murray wrote in The Washington Post: “In the 13 battleground states that require voters to register by party, there are nearly 1.5 million more Democrats than at this time in 2004. The comparable Republican numbers, by contrast, have fallen by 61,000 during that time. Registered Democrats outnumber registered Republicans by more than 3.3 million in these same 13 battleground states, roughly double the edge — 1.8 million — they enjoyed over the GOP four years ago.”

Can it get worse for the Democrats? Yes! On Tuesday, The Associated Press wrote: “Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama spent $87.5 million last month and began October with nearly $134 million in the bank. The numbers illustrate his vast financial advantage over John McCain, his Republican rival, in the final stretch of the contest. McCain ended September with $47 million in the bank.”

The story went on to note that Obama “spent $65 million in advertising in September to McCain’s $22 million. In October, he has outspent McCain 4-to-1 in advertising.”

Awful news. Obama has a money problem. And you know what it is? He might run out of time to spend all the money he has! Election Day might come and go before Obama can spend the $5 million a day he is now raising. (If this does happen, I suggest he borrow a page from Oprah and buy everyone in America a Pontiac. Just as a gesture.)

Obama himself has reacted to the dismal drumbeat of good news. At a fundraising concert in Manhattan last Thursday featuring Bruce Springsteen and Billy Joel, Obama got up and said: “Don’t underestimate the capacity of Democrats to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Don’t underestimate our ability to screw it up.”

Which is the prevailing mood in the top echelons of the Democratic Party right now. The McCain campaign cannot possibly be as hapless as it looks, party leaders feel. It is lulling the Democrats into complacency. The Republicans have to have an October surprise, because the Republicans always have an October surprise.



Besides, the robocalls could work. Never underestimate the power of the robocalls. Because people really like getting robocalls, right?

You are at home, it is dinnertime (which is when they call you because they figure you are at home then), and you are either trying to relax or get the kids fed, and the phone rings and it is this recorded voice saying: “I’m calling for John McCain and the RNC because you need to know that Barack Obama has worked with domestic terrorist Bill Ayers.”

And does that make you feel more or less positive about John McCain? Does it persuade you that McCain has a plan to save the economy? Or to help you pay your mortgage? Or that he has a steady hand on the tiller?

For the robocalls to be effective, the Republicans would need Bill Ayers to plant bombs today and not when Barack Obama was 8 years old. They need Ayers to plant bombs in key states right now with stickers on them that say: “I am Barack Obama, and I endorse this bomb.”

But McCain may have found his October surprise after all. In Bensalem, Pa., on Tuesday, McCain said: “Now, I’m not dumb enough to get mixed up in a World Series between swing states. But I think I may have detected a little pattern with Sen. Obama. It’s pretty simple, really. When he’s campaigning in Philadelphia, he roots for the Phillies, and when he’s campaigning in Tampa Bay, he ‘shows love’ to the Rays.”

And rumors are now flying that McCain has proof that when Obama was in the second grade he once ate paste.

The Democrats are fearful of all this. The Democrats are always fearful.

“We have been on the precipice of victory before,” Dan Pfeiffer, an Obama spokesman, told me. “You have never seen a more superstitious campaign than ours. We do not talk about victory.”

Talk about it, no. Plan for it, yes.

RandomGuy
10-22-2008, 10:16 AM
:depressed

MannyIsGod
10-22-2008, 10:42 AM
The Democrats are tired of seeing that fucking football pulled back. There's not going to be any happiness until that foot makes contact and Charlie Brown faints from amazement.

AntiChrist
10-22-2008, 11:46 AM
The Democrats are tired of seeing that fucking football pulled back. There's not going to be any happiness until that foot makes contact and Charlie Brown faints from amazement.


My friends at ACORN have assured me that this time around we have just the right number of fake votes.

AZLouis
10-22-2008, 11:58 AM
My friends at ACORN have assured me that this time around we have just the right number of fake votes.

Somebody better start telling ACORN to stop reporting the fraudulent registrations to the proper authorities so this nifty plan can carry out.

Then again maybe state laws should be changed to prevent organizations like ACORN from have to submit registrations they've identified as problematic.


...“If we discovered this,” he said, “we not only turned that information over but turned the information we had about that former employee — because they’d been fired by that point — to elections officials and asked for their help in prosecuting that person.” ...

...Boards of elections in several states are investigating the reports of fraudulent registrations. Acorn officials said that in many states they were required by law to turn in all registration forms even if they were deemed problematic...


http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/15/us/politics/15campaign.html

Cry Havoc
10-22-2008, 12:33 PM
But McCain may have found his October surprise after all. In Bensalem, Pa., on Tuesday, McCain said: “Now, I’m not dumb enough to get mixed up in a World Series between swing states. But I think I may have detected a little pattern with Sen. Obama. It’s pretty simple, really. When he’s campaigning in Philadelphia, he roots for the Phillies, and when he’s campaigning in Tampa Bay, he ‘shows love’ to the Rays.”

Wow. he's not even right in this regard. Obama criticized Cubs fans a while back for "not being true baseball fans like the White Sox." Obama is a sports fan and a White Sox fan. Why would he be rooting for the Rays or Phils? He was probably just wishing them well and showing appreciation for the team they fielded this year.

Could the McCain campaign be any more hopeless?

MannyIsGod
10-22-2008, 12:35 PM
He's stated he's pulling for the Phillies now because his campaign manager is a huge Philly fan. I don't know what he's said about the Rays nor do I really care but yeah.

clambake
10-22-2008, 12:41 PM
he's rooting for all teams.

now that's pro-american.

Anti.Hero
10-22-2008, 02:07 PM
I'm sure he has an army of sports advisers to tell him who to pick.

RandomGuy
10-22-2008, 02:28 PM
I'm sure he has an army of sports advisers to tell him who to pick.

:lol

Barack deserved that.

Wild Cobra
10-22-2008, 03:46 PM
My friends at ACORN have assured me that this time around we have just the right number of fake votes.

That's the only way you can win. By cheating.

RandomGuy
11-04-2008, 11:56 AM
That's the only way you can win. By cheating.

Just when I thought you couldn't have gotten any hacky-er.

:rolleyes

Such a simplistic worldview must at least make it easier to come to decisions, I suppose. No pesky abmiguity in a black and white worldview to muddle things up.

Anti.Hero
11-04-2008, 11:57 AM
lol you cannot watch 5 mins of TV without every libhack hinting at faulty voting machines hacked by the reps.