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J.T.
10-23-2008, 01:49 PM
This dumb bitch has been pitching a security system to my mother for three fucking hours. Kill me please.

Oh and by all means continue answering personal calls on your cell phone while you're on the job.
easjer
10-23-2008, 01:50 PM
:raises eyebrows:

Mmm-hmmm.
J.T.
10-23-2008, 01:51 PM
:raises eyebrows:

We have an emoticon for that, you know.

/thread
easjer
10-23-2008, 01:53 PM
It's less effective.
ORION
10-23-2008, 01:53 PM
This dumb bitch has been pitching a security system to my mother for three fucking hours. Kill me please.

Oh and by all means continue answering personal calls on your cell phone while you're on the job.

start creeping her out. Come out of the room in boxers
spurs_fan_in_exile
10-23-2008, 01:55 PM
If sales is a man's job I have to disagree. With a pair of boobs to stare at I'm more likely to buy.
BacktoBasics
10-23-2008, 01:58 PM
start creeping her out. Come out of the room in boxers
This is an excellent idea
ORION
10-23-2008, 02:01 PM
start creeping her out. Come out of the room in boxers

with a broomstick between your legs and start galloping and pretend your smacking the horse's ass
J.T.
10-23-2008, 02:02 PM
I just finished watching a 49 minute A&E On Demand thing about Barack Obama after noticing the McCain/Palin bumper sticker on her car.
ORION
10-23-2008, 02:02 PM
If sales is a man's job I have to disagree. With a pair of boobs to stare at I'm more likely to buy.

yeah I agree. I've already bought 3 water softeners......from the same chick!
BacktoBasics
10-23-2008, 02:02 PM
snap some pictures of her for us
ORION
10-23-2008, 02:03 PM
I just finished watching a 49 minute A&E On Demand thing about Barack Obama after noticing the McCain/Palin bumper sticker on her car.

whoa real crazy....
J.T.
10-23-2008, 02:03 PM
Why did I leave my amp at my friend's apartment last night, it would be making all the difference in the quality of day that both I and this annoying saleswoman are having today.
J.T.
10-23-2008, 02:05 PM
I wonder if those Gangland episodes about meth dealers in Chicago are still on the DVR...
fatsack
10-23-2008, 02:07 PM
move out.

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I Love Me Some Me
10-23-2008, 02:08 PM
Grow a pair and tell her to:
http://www.gotgifs.com/albums//ari3_2.gif (http://www.gotgifs.com/viewer.php?path=&id=ari3_2.gif)
JudynTX
10-23-2008, 02:14 PM
Grow a pair and tell her to:
http://www.gotgifs.com/albums//ari3_2.gif (http://www.gotgifs.com/viewer.php?path=&id=ari3_2.gif)

:lol:lol:lol
TheSanityAnnex
10-23-2008, 02:14 PM
"never send a woman to do a mans job" ....


You should have remembered to tell this to your tattoo artist.
ORION
10-23-2008, 02:20 PM
"never send a woman to do a mans job" ....


You should have remembered to tell this to your tattoo artist.

that reminds me of that radio commercial.
I'm almost done with the ball of yarn...
For My Cobra Tattoo?!?!?!
Cobra? ...you said Cat...
BlackSwordsMan
10-23-2008, 02:28 PM
Maybe your mom is worried that her 45 year old son might get burglarized?
JoeChalupa
10-23-2008, 02:33 PM
Why did I leave my amp at my friend's apartment last night, it would be making all the difference in the quality of day that both I and this annoying saleswoman are having today.

Yeah, you could rock her ass right out!!
FromWayDowntown
10-23-2008, 02:50 PM
Maybe your mom is worried that her 45 year old son might get burglarized?

Maybe she's going to change the locks and set the alarm.
TDMVPDPOY
10-23-2008, 03:00 PM
give her the stick
Slomo
10-23-2008, 03:12 PM
start creeping her out. Come out of the room in boxers


snap some pictures of her for us

To increase the "creep" factor, be sure to mention that you're taking the pictures with the intent to publish them on the internets.
ORION
10-23-2008, 03:46 PM
To increase the "creep" factor, be sure to mention that you're taking the pictures with the intent to publish them on the internets.

or sit down real close to her and eat cereal real loud in her ear