The Woods...

[batman2883]

Are Lovely Dark And Deep
And I Have Promises To Keep
And Miles To Go Before I Sleep
Do You Hear Me Butterfly
Miles To Go Before You Sleep

[AlamoSpursFan]

There is unrest in the forest,
There is trouble with the trees,
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their pleas.

The trouble with the maples,
(And they're quite convinced they're right)
They say the oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light.
But the oaks can't help their feelings
If they like the way they're made.
And they wonder why the maples
Can't be happy in their shade.

There is trouble in the forest,
And the creatures all have fled,
As the maples scream "Oppression!"
And the oaks just shake their heads

So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights.
"The oaks are just too greedy;
We will make them give us light."
Now there's no more oak oppression,
For they passed a noble law,
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet, axe, and saw.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

If you go out in the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go out in the woods today
You'd better go in disguise.

For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.


Picnic time for teddy bears,
The little teddy bears are having a lovely time today.
Watch them, catch them unawares,
And see them picnic on their holiday.
See them gaily dance about.
They love to play and shout.
And never have any cares.
At six o'clock their mommies and daddies
Will take them home to bed
Because they're tired little teddy bears.

If you go out in the woods today,
You'd better not go alone.
It's lovely out in the woods today,
But safer to stay at home.

For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic

Picnic time for teddy bears,
The little teddy bears are having a lovely time today.
Watch them, catch them unawares,
And see them picnic on their holiday.
See them gaily dance about.
They love to play and shout.
And never have any cares.
At six o'clock their mommies and daddies
Will take them home to bed
Because they're tired little teddy bears.

Every teddy bear, that's been good
Is sure of a treat today
There's lots of wonderful things to eat
And wonderful games to play

Beneath the trees, where nobody sees
They'll hide and seek as long as they please
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic

[mexicanjunior]

Are Lovely Dark And Deep
And I Have Promises To Keep
And Miles To Go Before I Sleep
Do You Hear Me Butterfly
Miles To Go Before You Sleep

That sounds like the poem from Grindhouse that Kurt Rusell gives for a lap dance...

[batman2883]

That sounds like the poem from Grindhouse that Kurt Rusell gives for a lap dance...

thats cause it is

[AlamoSpursFan]

The bear went over the mountain to see what he could see. HEY!
The other side of the mountain was all that he could see, SO!
He went back over the mountain to see what he could see. HEY!
The other side of the mountain was all that he could see!
You darn fool, you darn fool, can't you plainly see? HEY!
It's nothing but a cabbage head his grandma said to me. HO!
Many a-miles I've traveled, a thousand miles or so, HEY!
I never saw a head of cabbage with hair upon it before!
WHAT'S THIS CABBAGE?!
The bear went over the mountain to see what he could see. HEY!
The other side of the mountain was all that he could see, SO!
He went back over the mountain to see what he could see. HEY!
The other side of the mountain was all that he could see!
HEY, IS THAT A BEAR OVER THERE?!!
''Hey, Boo Boo, let's scare the ranger.''
''Gee, Yogi...''
You darn fool, you darn fool, can't you plainly see? HEY!
It's nothing but a cabbage head his grandma said to me. HO!
Many a-miles I've traveled, a thousand miles or so, HEY!
I never saw a head of cabbage with hair upon it before!
SOMEBODY GIVE THAT CABBAGE A HAIR CUT!!

[Jekka]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3203/2954073162_feec1726f4.jpg?v=0

[JoeChalupa]

There is unrest in the forest
There is trouble with the trees
For the maples want more sunligh
And the oaks ignore their pleas

The trouble with the maples
(and theyre quite convinced theyre right)
They say the oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light
But the oaks cant help their feelings
If they like the way theyre made
And they wonder why the maples
Cant be happy in their shade?

There is trouble in the forest
And the creatures all have fled
As the maples scream `oppression!`
And the oaks, just shake their heads

So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights
the oaks are just too greedy
We will make them give us light
Now theres no more oak oppression
For they passed a noble law
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet,
Axe,
And saw ...

[AlamoSpursFan]

Check post numero two-o, Joe...

:lol

[JoeChalupa]

Check post numero two-o, Joe...

:lol

D'OH!!