Bill Millers kicks Churches chicken's ass!

[mouse]

I went to the Churches chicken off Wurzbach inside IH-10 the chicken was greasy and very dark. The chicken tasted like old lard!

The folks working their clown around a lot i could hear them when making the order and they didn't even put the fires in the box.

Well after about 3 months I forgot all about it and I had Kim go get me some Church's chicken she came home and the box stank like BigZax's Tee shirt after a long ST gtg at Kori's house.

The meat was greasy and it made me sick. Even when I tried to heat it in the oven everyone in the apartment next door was saying "what's that smell?" And they are from India!!

So today I got some fried chicken from Bill Millers on wurzback across form the Church's and it was fantastic. Very crispy and fresh. the fries where perfect.

I know not all Church's chickens suck but the one off wurzbox road sucks worst than Stacie Burns still trying to sue Peter for a long lost Blockbuster VHS tape of back to the future she had to pay for back in 1990.


Bill Millers kicks Churches chicken's ass!

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[Blake]

....everyone in the apartment next door was saying "what's that smell?" And they are from India!!


soo.....what are you trying to say

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://photos.igougo.com/images/p172128-Corpus_Christi-Bill_Millers_BBQ.jpg
is that the one on gen mcmullen and culebra? that would be sad of me to be right it this is.

[JoeChalupa]

I prefer Popeye's chicken but I do get some great deals on BM chicken if I go late.

[mouse]

soo.....what are you trying to say


If I have to draw you a picture then this topic is way above your mental comprehension.

[Blake]

If I have to draw you a picture then this topic is way above your mental comprehension.

yes, the topic of fried chicken is way above my mental comprehension.

draw the picture!

[Fpoonsie]

Actually, both places suck, so I'm not sure why we're even discussing this.
Idea for a new thread: Favorite Type of Venereal Disease.

[mouse]

Actually, both places suck, so I'm not sure why we're even discussing this.
Idea for a new thread: Favorite Type of Venereal Disease.

Brent Barry sucks and you still have him as your avatar so lets call it even.

[I Love Me Some Me]

I beg to differ. Church's pieces are decidedly bigger, jucier, and more flavorful than Bill Miller's.

[Fpoonsie]

Wow. That was QUITE a reach, mouse.

Still tryin to figure out why you're so infamous on these boards...aside from having a multitude of ridiculous aliases and more free time on your hands than a coma patient.

[PM5K]

Church's chicken is considerably better and cheaper...

[mouse]

Wow. That was QUITE a reach, mouse.

Still tryin to figure out why you're so infamous on these boards...aside from having a multitude of ridiculous aliases and more free time on your hands than a coma patient.


Stick around I am sure i can run some fresh smack on your tender ass later since you seem to be bored and have no sex life.

Maybe your right I don't deserve any of the so called ST board fame you claim i have, maybe we can meet in the TRoll forum around 11Pm tonight and you can show me what you have?

Teach me how its done, educate me on how a pro does it. :tu

see you there?.............

[mouse]

I beg to differ. Church's pieces are decidedly bigger, jucier, and more flavorful than Bill Miller's.

Go to the one on Wurzbach and then we can talk.

In fact I will buy you a 3 piece dinner and you can come by my place and eat it. maybe I can get BigZax to get off his lazy fat ass and get his camcorder back form his so called friend and put you on youtube.

I dare anyone here to go to that location and tell me Church's is good.

[GeorgeCostanza]

Popeye's. George likes his chicken spicy.

[Fpoonsie]

Stick around I am sure i can run some fresh smack on your tender ass later since you seem to be bored and have no sex life.

Maybe your right I don't deserve any of the so called ST board fame you claim i have, maybe we can meet in the TRoll forum around 11Pm tonight and you can show me what you have?

Teach me how its done, educate me on how a pro does it. :tu

see you there?.............

:lol My sex life? Really, mouse? How RANDOMLY cliche'.

And this whole "meet me for a smack-off" bull shit really isn't my style. I've got better things to do (which isn't a boastful statement of an AMAZING life I lead, but more so a comment on how ridiculously asinine your challenge was)...but, as it turns out (and to further establish my previous point), you DON'T.

[I Love Me Some Me]

Go to the one on Wurzbach and then we can talk.

In fact I will buy you a 3 piece dinner and you can come by my place and eat it. maybe I can get BigZax to get off his lazy fat ass and get his camcorder back form his so called friend and put you on youtube.

I dare anyone here to go to that location and tell me Church's is good.

I'll pass, but thanks for the offer. I guess I'll take your word for it.

[Blake]

Stick around I am sure i can run some fresh smack on your tender ass later since you seem to be bored and have no sex life.

Maybe your right I don't deserve any of the so called ST board fame you claim i have, maybe we can meet in the TRoll forum around 11Pm tonight and you can show me what you have?

Teach me how its done, educate me on how a pro does it. :tu

see you there?.............

man, I keep meaning to show up for a smack off in the troll forum.....

one of these days.....

[mouse]

I'll pass, but thanks for the offer. I guess I'll take your word for it.

I'm sure your colon is relieved to hear that.

[mouse]

:lol My sex life? Really, mouse? How RANDOMLY cliche'.

And this whole "meet me for a smack-off" bull shit really isn't my style. I've got better things to do (which isn't a boastful statement of an AMAZING life I lead, but more so a comment on how ridiculously asinine your challenge was)...but, as it turns out (and to further establish my previous point), you DON'T.

Translation: I can't back my shit.

You took the long way around to just say no pat-na.

[samikeyp]

Bill Miller's on Wurzbach...my former second home.

:depressed

[Fpoonsie]

Translation: I can't back my shit.

You took the long way around to just say no pat-na.

:rollin Whatever you say, mouse.

[Bigzax]

you talking alot of shit for someone that doesn't have their paint sprayer safely in the pawn shop rodent...

don't make me send you a meltdown email! :lmao

[Shelly.]

:lol

[jcrod]

Bill Millers chicken owns, that is for fast food.

[beefanus]

soo.....what are you trying to say
that offends me!!!!! ok yea their food smells like shit but that doesnt mean u have to exploit it!!! lol

[beefanus]

Bill Millers chicken owns, that is for fast food.
!!!!!!! what hell is that in the water my god sukz 4 him lol

[PM5K]

Gradys is better anyway...

[beefanus]

Gradys is better anyway...
thats why obama won because he promises that to all change is gooooood!!! lol ^

[baseline bum]

Bill Millers kicks the shit out of Church's. If it wasn't for the red beans & rice, it would own Popeye's too.

[beefanus]

Bill Millers kicks the shit out of Church's. If it wasn't for the red beans & rice, it would own Popeye's too.
those red beans and rice r the shit man..

[Kamala]

Bill Millers is better.

The breakfast, in particular the bean and sausage breakfast taco with a hot coffee is an artery clogging delight I highly recommend.

[tp2021]

Even when I tried to heat it in the oven everyone in the apartment next door was saying "what's that smell?" And they are from India!!
So wrong...but so funny :lmao


nice to have mouse back :tu

[ehz33satx]

Stick around I am sure i can run some fresh smack on your tender ass later since you seem to be bored and have no sex life.

Maybe your right I don't deserve any of the so called ST board fame you claim i have, maybe we can meet in the TRoll forum around 11Pm tonight and you can show me what you have?

Teach me how its done, educate me on how a pro does it. :tu

see you there?.............


Weak

[AlamoSpursFan]

Mouse knows what good is!

Bill Miller's chicken strips dipped in Bill Miller's ranch dressing FTW.

[Milton.]

Weak

I was told you don't post in the troll forum because you was born without a penis that is what I was told...........

[Tonto]

pale face bill miller
cook chicken like red man
make chief proud
him know what good is

[Dark Gable]

Bill Millers kicks the shit out of Church's. If it wasn't for the red beans & rice, it would own Popeye's too.

Popeye's gravy and chicken kicks Bill Miller's ass!!!

[baseline bum]

Popeye's gravy and chicken kicks Bill Miller's ass!!!

Every time I go to Popeye's, they fill the box with the smallest pieces of chicken I have ever seen. I'm convinced that Popeye's actively searches for handicapped hens to breed the mini-chickens that become their product. Their seasoning is good, but I don't like my chicken to look like it came from Chernobyl Farms. When I pick up a Bill Millers' drumstick, I appreciate that it didn't come from the Bushwick Bill of the coop.

[tlongII]

Popeye's!

[Blake]

....but I don't like my chicken to look like it came from Chernobyl Farms.

mmmm.......love that chicken from chernobyl farms.

when you order the 3 piece chicken leg meal, what they don't tell you is that all three chicken legs came from the same chicken

[Dark Gable]

Every time I go to Popeye's, they fill the box with the smallest pieces of chicken I have ever seen. I'm convinced that Popeye's actively searches for handicapped hens to breed the mini-chickens that become their product. Their seasoning is good, but I don't like my chicken to look like it came from Chernobyl Farms. When I pick up a Bill Millers' drumstick, I appreciate that it didn't come from the Bushwick Bill of the coop.

I don't eat chicken on steroids and BM's chicken is bland. I want to taste my chicken...and I know chicken!!

Popeye's for FTMFW!!

[Dark Gable]

Popeye's!

+1

[tonylongoriafan]

bill miller's for the larger pieces...that 3 pc for lunch is pretty heavy. but the flavor at popeyes is bad ass...churches, although i like me chicken spicy, sucks!

[stress]

bill millers chicken is way better for sure but i like kfc too ehh fuck it fuck food

[Biernutz]

The Bill Millers on Thousand Oaks you have to check your order to see what they left out. I have pulled hair out of the PO-boys . I like the KFC extra crispy.

[MrChug]

"Why are we letting fried chicken divide us...fried chicken was put on this country to bring us TOGETHER."

http://www.eurweb.com/images/articles/200808/barack_obama(008-headshot-sorta-praying-reflecting-sad-med).jpg

[marini martini]

"Why are we letting fried chicken divide us...fried chicken was put on this country to bring us TOGETHER."

http://www.eurweb.com/images/articles/200808/barack_obama(008-headshot-sorta-praying-reflecting-sad-med).jpg



:lmao:lmao:lmao

Cheers to ya!!!:toast

Long live fried chicken!!!!!:lobt2::lobt2::lobt2:

[Dex]

Bill Millers is old people food.

[MrChug]

Bill Millers is old people food.

+1

[samikeyp]

Bill Millers is old people food.

Then I am old because I loves me some Uncle Bill's. :)

[marini martini]

Bill Millers is old people food.


+1


Then I am old because I loves me some Uncle Bill's. :)

Old/young wgaf??? It still digests the same!:toast

[Richard Cranium]

Popeye's spicy.

[cherylsteele]

Go to the one on Wurzbach and then we can talk.

In fact I will buy you a 3 piece dinner and you can come by my place and eat it. maybe I can get BigZax to get off his lazy fat ass and get his camcorder back form his so called friend and put you on youtube.

I dare anyone here to go to that location and tell me Church's is good.
Just because one location sucks doesn't mean Church's as a whole suck.
I have never been a fan of Bill Miller's at all, it is bland and over priced, and I have been to several in the area.

Granted Church's is not gourmet by any means, but IMO it is better that BM's and they usually have good deals.

[mouse]

Just because one location sucks doesn't mean Church's as a whole suck.






I know not all Church's chickens suck but the one off wurzbox road sucks

[cherylsteele]

I saw that but you seemed to contradict yourself as well in the original post, you seemed to imply they all sucked as well.

My favorite chicken is right from my oven, Shake-N-bake

[ploto]

Pass on both of them.

[mouse]

I saw that but you seemed to contradict yourself as well in the original post, you seemed to imply they all sucked as well.

Bring over a 3 piece from Churches to the next GTG I will bring a 3 piece from Bill Millers and we will let Bigzax or Tpark decide!


My favorite chicken is right from my oven, Shake-N-bake

You make a point shake n bake is good but fried chicken is hard to make every time I make it its either burnt on the outside and raw in the middle or its golden brown but greasy on the outside and dry in the middle.

I wonder how the chicken is at Rascals chicken and waffles , and why don't they have one here in SA?

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[Bigzax]

mouse, the problem is you ask for the darkest meat they got just to save a buck...meat so dark it make sidney portier say gotdam!

then you actually expect that shit to taste good the day after?

you crazy or somthin?

got no bizness ordering anything other than chicken tenders anyway...

that shits the bomb...

and both restaurants deliver...

comes down to if you want some cone on da cob...some buttermilk bisquits...

or just some bread and greazy steak fries...

both have there advantages of course...:wakeup

[Dude]

A real fat ass that knows his food replied!
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