My friend needs a date or a lover any ideas?

[mouse]

Mt friend Travis is a tall slim redneck type and has been w/o a woman for some time. He joined some sort of dating service paid his money and no results.

Does anyone have advise on another dating service or a bar where people can meet and start a relationship? (or have sex)

Any advise you have will be ok, even if you want to joke around.
I do wish someone here has some answers I want to see him with a woman by Xmas if possible. Here is his mySpace page.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=403720829

thanks.

[beefanus]

advice - tell him to move on to men!!!!!!!!! cause he aint got a shot wit chicks i'll tell u that

[desflood]

redneck

There's the problem right there.

[mouse]

advice - tell him to move on to men!!!!!!!!! cause he aint got a shot wit chicks i'll tell u that


You might have a point I am doing a data recover on his notebook and there are a lot more naked men then there are women but those pics could have been there from the previous owner of the laptop.

I don't think finding a girl in San Antonio when you have a car and a job that difficult. Then again last time I was out in the meat market it was 1993

[NFO]

Dress up like a woman mouse, because that is the closest thing tha dude is going to get to a woman.

[beefanus]

or if you could find like an inflatable woman..... lol

[desflood]

Tell him to watch Lars and the Real Girl.

[JoeChalupa]

Hit the clubs and bars.

[tlongII]

craigslist

[beefanus]

craigslist
LOL

[TenBuckTammy]

PM me.

[Heath Ledger]

If he cant get some trim from Craiglist, Myspace, Yahoo Personals, or AdultFriendfinder then he might as well kill himself.

[PizzaFace]

If he cant get some trim from Craiglist, Myspace, Yahoo Personals, or AdultFriendfinder then he might as well kill himself.

:flipoff

[Dr. Gonzo]

Ashley Madison dot com

I've heard ads for it on the radio. And if he isn't picky about the girl and just needs a warm hole to put some stank on his hang low I would recommend a bar. If he's a redneck I'm sure he can get some tail at that Cowboy's Dancehall palce on 410.

[mrsmaalox]

:lol You all are so mean. He looks like a perfectly nice man! But I don't know anyone who could go out with him.

[beefanus]

:lol You all are so mean. He looks like a perfectly nice man! But I don't know anyone who could go out with him.
no one could care less if he is a nice guy the "I don't know anyone who could go out with him" is the problem smart one

[Dr. Gonzo]

:lol You all are so mean. He looks like a perfectly nice man! But I don't know anyone who could go out with him.

Then do him the favor.

[marini martini]

Is he still paying child support???

[NFO]

If he cant get some trim from Craiglist, Myspace, Yahoo Personals, or AdultFriendfinder then he might as well kill himself.


Shouldn't he do that anyway for knowing mouse personally?

[beefanus]

Then do him the favor.
lol nice and dude your pic is awesome lol!!

[mouse]

Hit the clubs and bars.


That's just it which bars? When I was in the game I went to piranhas and if I didn't find any meat 9which was very rare) I'd hit desperado. I need to know what bars I don't think he wants some 22 year old who still has her first Hanna Montana cd in the car her father bought her. I think he wants a nice down to earth woman who likes walks on the beach and drinking margaritas while watching TNN

I could be wrong maybe he is looking for an Angel_luv type who knows?

Dam where is Tpark when you need him?:bang

[mouse]

if he just needs a warm hole to put some stank on his hang low I would recommend a bar. .


Your all about romance! :lmao

[JoeChalupa]

That's just it which bars? When I was in the game I went to piranhas and if I didn't find any meat 9which was very rare) I'd hit desperado. I need to know what bars I don't think he wants some 22 year old who still has her first Hanna Montana cd in the car her father bought her. I think he wants a nice down to earth woman who likes walks on the beach and drinking margaritas while watching TNN

I could be wrong maybe he is looking for an Angel_luv type who knows?

Dam where is Tpark when you need him?:bang

My bad..when I walk into to a bar or club..every woman's head turns.......unfortunately it is the other way.

[mrsmaalox]

Then do him the favor.

Do it yourself!

[mouse]

Is he still paying child support???

I will personally adopt his kids if he is paying, please don't let 25% of his pay check get in the way of something that could turn out be so beautiful for the both of you.
:toast

[mouse]

My bad..when I walk into to a bar or club..every woman's head turns.......unfortunately it is the other way.



Dude don't take this personal but, I did asked you if you wanted to borrow my nose hair trimmer back in 2004, you said no thanks! how do you think you look today?

[beefanus]

I will personally adopt his kids if he is paying, please don't let 25% of his pay check get in the way of something that could turn out be so beautiful for the both of you.
:toast
fuk 25%... god damn

[marini martini]

I will personally adopt his kids if he is paying, please don't let 25% of his pay check get in the way of something that could turn out be so beautiful for the both of you.
:toast


:lmao

I was thinking of my dead-beat daughter!!!

[mouse]

:lmao

I was thinking of my dead-beat daughter!!!

Any pics?

I may tag dat shit myself! :toast

[beefanus]

Dude don't take this personal but, I did asked you if you wanted to borrow my nose hair trimmer back in 2004, you said no thanks! how do you think you look today?
i dont think a nose hair trimmer will do the trick i would advise plastic surgery...

[mouse]

fuk 25%... god damn

Dude from 1996-2000 I paid 50%.

Child support should be 50/50 no matter who fucked who or who has the kids.

It may stop many unneeded divorces.

[HORNSWOGGLE]

my friend he is a 24 year old virgin, and never had a girlfriend, maybe we can hook them up

[mouse]

i dont think a nose hair trimmer will do the trick i would advise plastic surgery...

Dude I don't even think the Glad corperation makes that much plastic! :lmao

[beefanus]

Dude I don't even think the Glad corperation makes that much plastic! :lmao
lol whenthen do the world a faver and consider suiside

[T Park.]

Dude you just need a cabin in the woods and a bottle of ether.

[Angel's va jay jay!]

This is a subject I have no knowledge in, sorry! :depressed

[NFO]

I may tag dat shit myself! :toast

Lets not subject the poor girl to capital punishment just yet.

[bus driver]

there are many women on austin highway. i think there single too because they are always walking alone.

[Big Worm]

Dam foo you just need some kronik and a 40oz and pussy come a flying.

you gotz a fitty pm me pat na

[Shelly.]

Lets not subject the poor girl to capital punishment just yet.

:lol

[Milton.]

I was told we couldn't use Kori's forums for finding a date that is what I was told.......

[beefanus]

I was told we couldn't use Kori's forums for finding a date that is what I was told.......
holy fuck whats with u and u being told shit

[DizzG.]

Mouse you come up with some fucked up shit! :lol

But if your serious, hit the Bingo halls there are some horny cougars there! :tu

[Milton.]

holy fuck whats with u and u being told shit

read the memo that is what I was told...........

[Good Vibes]

Looks like I may be needed tonight!

[ATRAIN]

Any pics?

I may tag dat shit myself! :toast

Hey watch your mouth mouse thats my future wife your talking about!!!

[lefty]

After seeing his profile, I would say he needs a bigger dick if he wants to find a date

[JoeChalupa]

Dude don't take this personal but, I did asked you if you wanted to borrow my nose hair trimmer back in 2004, you said no thanks! how do you think you look today?

Do you really think anyone would want to use something that has been up YOUR nose? No thanks.

[JoeChalupa]

i dont think a nose hair trimmer will do the trick i would advise plastic surgery...

:lmao

[Tonto]

tonto have same problem as pale face
tonto go to pale face bar pay 8 dollar cover charge
drink many fire water not find pussy
pussy like buffalo hard to find
tonto sad and broke
go back to tee pee eat beef jerky
paly with little injun and sleep
tonto wake up try again

[Tree hugger]

Tell your friend when he meets a girl talk to her about the environment! :)

[tp2021]

tonto have same problem as pale face
tonto go to pale face bar pay 8 dollar cover charge
drink many fire water not find pussy
pussy like buffalo hard to find
tonto sad and broke
go back to tee pee eat beef jerky
paly with little injun and sleep
tonto wake up try again

:lmao

[Last Comic Standing]

After checking out his MySpace page I recommend he buy lots of.....


http://www.hrsdc.gc.ca/eng/lp/images/hand_lotion.jpg

[JoeChalupa]

After seeing his profile, I would say he needs a bigger dick if he wants to find a date

Maybe he's a big dick and that's why he can't get a date.

[beefanus]

After checking out his MySpace page I recommend he buy lots of.....


http://www.hrsdc.gc.ca/eng/lp/images/hand_lotion.jpg
lol from what i have heard it seems as if he already is using alot of that

[Mrs.Roper]

Looks like I may be needed tonight!

It's a date!!!

[Mr Roper]

It's a date!!!

so is 1812, about the time you was still fuckable.

[biological clock]

:lmao

I was thinking of my dead-beat daughter!!!


Tell her not wait to long!

[beefanus]

so is 1812, about the time you was still fuckable.
lol and that was pushing it...

[Mrs.Roper]

so is 1812, about the time you was still fuckable.

Last year you got it up.

[Richard Cranium]

Maybe you need to dress for success.

http://www.skypejournal.com/blog/archives/images/20050716philwolfinpaper400x300thumb.jpg

[Cupid]

Mt friend Travis is a tall slim redneck type and has been w/o a woman for some time. He joined some sort of dating service paid his money and no results.

Does anyone have advise on another dating service or a bar where people can meet and start a relationship? (or have sex)

Any advise you have will be ok, even if you want to joke around.
I do wish someone here has some answers I want to see him with a woman by Xmas if possible. Here is his mySpace page.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=403720829

thanks.

Time to break out the heavy duty artillery.

[Mr Roper]

Last year you got it up.

Thanks to a full bottle of Viagra,two Popsicle sticks, a roll of scotch tape and many thoughts of.......


http://www.ejumpcut.org/currentissue/paganoTV/3sCompanyJC/TC-2.jpg

[Dude]

If Manny and Taprk can get laid anyone can just keep working at it!

[beefanus]

If Manny and Taprk can get laid anyone can just keep working at it!
they problem is not getting laid its getting laid by someone u can stand to look at for 1 sec or that wont crush u when your under her

[Dr Seuss]

Could you have sex with her on a boat?
could you, would you, with a goat?

[beefanus]

Could you have sex with her on a boat?
could you, would you, with a goat?
a goat really well u could u just might get kicked a few times....

[mouse]

Thanks for all the feedback. I will see him later and give you an update. I doubt it will be a happy one. who knew everyone who post at the club was happily married or looks like a model. :lmao

[FernandoLamas]

I'm very surprised Mr. Travis does not have many lady friends. He seems like a good sport and he looks mahvelous!!

[Fabbs]

Mt friend Travis is a tall slim redneck type and has been w/o a woman for some time.
Here is his mySpace page.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=403720829

thanks.
Looks like Candace gave him a sniff.
At least according to his MySpace responses.

Or was that just a friends date?

[mouse]

I spoke with him a few minutes ago he said Sharky's is now another bar and it had like 5 people inside so he went a place called cowboys or something like that, and he said he had no idea how many women can't dance.

It looks to me this may be a job to big for me to take on. So I will just fix his notebook and send him on his single, marry way.

Thank you all for the extremely informative information and feedback! :tu

[NASCARdad]

Girls know how to dance...just not with him.

[baseline bum]

I spoke with him a few minutes ago he said Sharky's is now another bar and it had like 5 people inside so he went a place called cowboys or something like that, and he said he had no idea how many women can't dance.

It looks to me this may be a job to big for me to take on. So I will just fix his notebook and send him on his single, marry way.

Thank you all for the extremely informative information and feedback! :tu

Just save the Bangbros password from the troll forum in firefox for him and tell him it's the best you could do.

[T Park.]

Just save the Bangbros password from the troll forum in firefox for him and tell him it's the best you could do.


:lol

[Biernutz]

Why do I think this is another Mouse put on? Way to go Mouse---

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb270/systime/Gifffs1234/421.gif

[The Club]

Why do I think this is another Mouse put on? Way to go Mouse---



only in the Chub......................

[Richard Cranium]

Why do I think this is another Mouse put on? Way to go Mouse---

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb270/systime/Gifffs1234/421.gif

Mouse has the clap?

[J.T.]

mouse's friend needs to get laid and he comes on SpursTalk of all places to ask for help?

I guess next time I want a pepperoni pizza I should go to Burger King?

[BurgerKing]

Not a bad idea. :bking

[JoePublic]

Just be yourself because in the end that is the only thing that really matters.

[jack sommerset]

The guys profile is funny. He is a grandpa but for some reason he has to state "he is a man, not a boy":lol

[Nbadan]

Meeting trims not hard....but you gotta put yourself out there....it ain't just coming to you...

[Milton.]

Any updates?

[TexasTJ]

DAYUM ya'll, a bit harsh eh? Lol. WHO said i have grandchildren?? bullshit. Im too young for grandkids. Mouse said I'm 35 and Zack said 37, they are both wrong, I started getting gray in my beard when I was 25! I look distinguished! So there! Oh, did I mention I'm smarter than your average 5th grader, not to mention your average troll? LOL. I have a big fat brain and it just THROBS with thoughts. Oh yeah, I'm funnier'n hell too. Just ask. Yep, I'm funnier'n hell, so there you go. I'm new to the dating scene and just wanted to know where the pretty girls hang out these days. I can do my own shopping. I've got a big basket...

[Cartman]

Travis I don't think your trying hard enough!

[TexasTJ]

Travis I don't think your trying hard enough!
Dude, I'm doing as much as i can at this point, some works, some don't. Mouse turned me onto this site for just this purpose. Don't knock him for being a nice guy and doing some WINGMAN work for me dude. He's a real nice guy, Zack too, so don't get your self all agitated for nothing. It's all good. Dude, I'd rather make friends than enemies, so you decide what you wanna be and I'm kewl with that. Travis

[TexasTJ]

Meeting trims not hard....but you gotta put yourself out there....it ain't just coming to you...
That's some of the BEST advice going! If you ain't puttin yourself out there what are your chances?? I am putting myself out EVERYWHERE. Mainly cause I'm picky and you can't find the kind of women I wanna meet on ,SaSingles and some of those other lame sites. I don't just surf online I take my fishing pole to every fishin whole I'm familiar with and some that I ain't. I fit in anywhere. But, NBADAN is correct, THEY AIN'T COMING TO YOU!!

[MannyIsGod]

DAYUM ya'll, a bit harsh eh? Lol. WHO said i have grandchildren?? bullshit. Im too young for grandkids. Mouse said I'm 35 and Zack said 37, they are both wrong, I started getting gray in my beard when I was 25! I look distinguished! So there! Oh, did I mention I'm smarter than your average 5th grader, not to mention your average troll? LOL. I have a big fat brain and it just THROBS with thoughts. Oh yeah, I'm funnier'n hell too. Just ask. Yep, I'm funnier'n hell, so there you go. I'm new to the dating scene and just wanted to know where the pretty girls hang out these days. I can do my own shopping. I've got a big basket...

You forgot to mention how modest you are :lol

[TexasTJ]

You forgot to mention how modest you are :lol

Less is more, but thanks for noticing. You're the observant one, aren't you? I bet your sock drawer is NEAT!

[TexasTJ]

mouse's friend needs to get laid and he comes on SpursTalk of all places to ask for help?

I guess next time I want a pepperoni pizza I should go to Burger King?

Dang JT are there NO women on here? So it's just a sausage fest and you've been on how long?? Whatever. I've already been contacted by women from here so you may want to try BK again, maybe the menu changed while you weren't looking? Just FYI, my new friend MOUSE put that post on, not me, but don't bang on him for being a nice guy. i can take anything twits can dish. Mouse is kewl to me and I appreciated his intentions. Dude, why does it seem all you guys are trying to make enemies?? I like hanging out with the guys drinking beer, shooting pool and checking out the market just like some of the guys on here. IF you're not looking for friends, just ignore them. They won't bother you. I, personally would rather have new FRIENDS than enemies. Your decision. I'm kewl with it either way. Travis

[Shelly.]

Travis you have a picture with your shirt off?

[MrChug]

tell him to move on to men

Mouse, my guess is that he not only has already done-well ^^^^^^^^^^ he's creepin on you bud. Give him a shot. I read on a wall he gives some good head to fags.

[TexasTJ]

Mouse, my guess is that he not only has already done-well ^^^^^^^^^^ he's creepin on you bud. Give him a shot. I read on a wall he gives some good head to fags.

Now didn't that feel GOOD to get that off your chest? It's OK that you go into fag bathroom to get numbers, keeping busy is your thing eh? Just say, "DAMMIT I LIKE HANGING OUT IN FAG BATHROOMS TO FIND NEW FRIENDS" you've really gotta come out of that closet, we won't judge you. You can even take your CUCUMBER to the fag bathroom you hang out in! SEE? FREEDOM at last!! You go girl!

[mouse]

I am not sure if this topic went in the direction I had previously intended it to go. But it has produced some insights that I may take in consideration before making such a topic in the future.

[TexasTJ]

First of all. Get off the Myspace, facebooks, and the rest of those free sites. If you've been out of the game for a while, then you need to go to a site like E-Harmony. And be honest with yourself and the people you meet. And dont try to get girls that are out of your league... atleast not in the beginning. Go after the 2's, not 10's!!! You get five 2's, and you got a 10, plus they put out and dont want to go out and eat and shit like that. Thats what you need right now. You dont need these greedy, thirsty bitches taking you for a ride at this point in your dating career.

If that fails, find a cheap hooker, perferably young, just to get your feet wet again. She will help you build your appetite up, and give you the confidence to hunt these lonely women out there. But dont you fucking dare fall in love with that hooker!!!

Happy hunting.:toast


Your message does have merit. Thanks for the advice. I'll take the good with the bad and use it. Sounds like you've endured the same experience as me. I'll have to stop short at the hooker though. Thanks for the genuine concern! I appreciate it. Keep up the attitude, there isn't much of it around here.

[MrChug]

...But dont you fucking dare fall in love with that hooker!!!

Happy hunting.:toast

Yah, don't fall in love with him! He'll screw you over after bending you over!! Literally.



Fag.