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Ghost Writer
11-07-2008, 03:52 PM
Apologies if this correlation has been made before, but with all the buzz around half-black/half-white (you mean to tell me you thought he was all-black?) President-elect Barack Obama, it got me thinking about other popular icons in America of multi-ethnicity.

No, not timvp, although he is a legend as far as I am concerned.

Tony Parker and Derek Jeter!

Both are loved by women and respected by men for their looks and athletic prowess.

Parker has 3 titles as the point guard of the Spurs, while Jeter has 4 titles as the short stop of the Yanks. Both won their championships early on in their careers. And both have been All-Stars.

Jeter has been linked to many a hot actress and Parker is married to Eva Longoria.

The similarities are striking between these two proven winners!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Parker

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derek_Jeter

phxspurfan
11-07-2008, 06:15 PM
Uh, Jeter does something that Parker doesn't do. Just ask some red sox fans.

Ghost Writer
11-07-2008, 06:54 PM
What would that be?

50 cent
11-07-2008, 06:57 PM
Jeter has herpes and spreads it around, Parker does not.

Ghost Writer
11-07-2008, 07:04 PM
Jeter has herpes and spreads it around, Parker does not.

Says the dope with embedded videos of Hollywood sluts as his sig.

It can be argued that Jeter has the restraint to stay a bachelor instead of getting married and banging groupies on the side anyway.




Not that Tony was ever accused of that.