Lakers-Lady Mavs Game Thread - November 11th

[Findog]

For opening night against Houston, dinner was 8 crispy chicken tacos from Taco Bueno. I ate a whole $5 pizza from Little Caesar's for the Cleveland-Dallas partial birth abortion. Yesterday for the anal fissures against the Clip Show, I ate two whole boxes of Aunt Jemima's french toast, then washed it down with 4 ice cream drumsticks.

What should I eat for dinner while watching Kobe and company curbstomp the Mavs by 27? It should denote both sadness and a lack of nutritional content.

[IronMexican]

3 Guitar Hero KFC lunches

[Findog]

3 Guitar Hero KFC lunches

Eh, the KFC failure was played out last season. I wish we had an In-N-Out burger in Texas.

[LEONARD]

I can hear you getting fatter...

[leemajors]

For opening night against Houston, dinner was 8 crispy chicken tacos from Taco Bueno. I ate a whole $5 pizza from Little Caesar's for the Cleveland-Dallas partial birth abortion. Yesterday for the anal fissures against the Clip Show, I ate two whole boxes of Aunt Jemima's french toast, then washed it down with 4 ice cream drumsticks.

What should I eat for dinner while watching Kobe and company curbstomp the Mavs by 27? It should denote both sadness and a lack of nutritional content.

you should try the Popeye's Big Easy Chicken Bowl, and post a review/contrast with the KFC one:

http://foodbeast.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/bigeasychickenbowl.jpg

[IronMexican]

In n Out sounds good. I might get that myself.

[Findog]

I can hear you getting fatter...

I was a svelte 6'1, 175 lbs for the 06 Finals run.

If the Mavs keep this bullshit up, I'm going to have to stop watching the games or balloon up to 250.

[monosylab1k]

One of those Hungry Man XXL microwave dinners.

[Findog]

One of those Hungry Man XXL microwave dinners.

Or an entire thingie of cinnamon rolls.

[IronMexican]

One of those Hungry Man XXL microwave dinners.

1 pound of food!

[clambake]

gummy bear and peanut butter samwich.....washed down with balsamic vinegar

[monosylab1k]

I think it'll be Hungry Man XXL "Backdoor Barbecue" for Tuesday night's loss, then for the dick punch against the Bulls on Thursday I'll have a family sized turkey pot pie.

I'll be at the Orlando game on Friday so I can celebrate that Mavs defeat with an $8 burger and a $9 cup of cheap wine.

[Findog]

I think it'll be Hungry Man XXL "Backdoor Barbecue" for Tuesday night's loss, then for the dick punch against the Bulls on Thursday I'll have a family sized turkey pot pie.

I'll be at the Orlando game on Friday so I can celebrate that Mavs defeat with an $8 burger and a $9 cup of cheap wine.

Those motherfuckers aren't getting any more of my money. I went to like 13-15 games last year to watch Avery grind them down. I only want to pay to see an elite team or a rebuilding squad with lowered ticket prices. I don't want to pay good money to see a team on the 35-43 win treadmill.

[Findog]

The Mavericks have reached Terry Schiavo status. It's time to pull the plug and blow this thing up.

[monosylab1k]

The Mavericks have reached Terry Schiavo status. It's time to pull the plug and blow this thing up.

Gagree.

And even if the Mavs pull a miracle out their ass and beat the Lakers, they'll only ruin things by losing back to back against Chicago and Orlando.

[Findog]

Gagree.

And even if the Mavs pull a miracle out their ass and beat the Lakers, they'll only ruin things by losing back to back against Chicago and Orlando.

The only way the Lakers lose is if they take us extremely lightly.

[monosylab1k]

Those motherfuckers aren't getting any more of my money. I went to like 13-15 games last year to watch Avery grind them down. I only want to pay to see an elite team or a rebuilding squad with lowered ticket prices. I don't want to pay good money to see a team on the 35-43 win treadmill.

Plus, Oklahoma City ain't too far from DFW. I might make a couple road trips to see Kevin Durant emerge into superstar status with his D-League team, hopefully so that when contract time comes around I can just hitch a ride back to Dallas with KD in tow.

[Allanon]

I don't think the Mavs will beat the Lakers

But I do think the Mavs will stomp the Bulls then edge out Orlando.

So skip the Lakers game and go get 20 wings at Hooters for Bulls and Orlando.

[IronMexican]

One of those Hungry Man XXL microwave dinners.

1 pound of food!

[IronMexican]

Lol posted twice cause of ps3

[Bandwagon Fan]

Well it is an away game, and we do terrible on the road.

[dallaskd]

Go Mavs.

[ElNono]

Two dozen twinkies and some Ginger Ale to wash it down would probably work...

[Shank]

I will eat an entire Stouffer's family-size meat lasagna.

[Findog]

I will eat an entire Stouffer's family-size meat lasagna.

Mmm, those are good.

[Shank]

Mmm, those are good.

No shit. That's why I'm going to eat an entire one, right out of the oven, off my own naked lap. Double the pain. Double the pleasure.

[Findog]

No shit. That's why I'm going to eat an entire one, right out of the oven, off my own naked lap. Double the pain. Double the pleasure.

This season is the perfect excuse for getting a Costco or Sam's Club card. I think I might actually go with a 60-pack box of Bagel Bites for tomorrow night.

[mavs>spurs2]

you guys seriously got me hooked on those kfc bowls after last season

but ill probably eat a tub of lard so i can clog my arteries and kill myself

[MavDynasty]

how does that shit go lol?

america,eatin my lunch,god damn help me move my jaw cuzz im 43 happybirthday!!!

[Findog]

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl,
gettin' posterized by Kobe,
Happy Birthday, we're not even an 8 seed

[MavDynasty]

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl,
gettin' posterized by Kobe,
Happy Birthday, we're not even an 8 seed

+/- for kobe scoring 60
+/- mavs scoring 83
+/- mavs getting raped by 40

[mavs>spurs2]

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl,
gettin' posterized by Kobe,
Happy Birthday, we're not even an 8 seed

is this the new remix?

[Allanon]

Hahah, you Mav fans are hilarious. I don't have the heart to talk trash about the Mavs/Lakers game tomorrow.

Good luck and hopefully a good game.

[mavs>spurs2]

Hahah, you Mav fans are hilarious. I have no heart to talk trash about the Mavs/Lakers game tomorrow.

Good luck and hopefully a good game.

it'd be like talking shit to a 67 year old mentally retarded homeless man who's missing a leg

wouldn't you feel cool

[Findog]

+/- for kobe scoring 60
+/- mavs scoring 83
+/- mavs getting raped by 40

under on Kobe scoring 60. The game won't be close enough for him to need to score that many.

over on Mavs scoring 83. It'll be a fast-paced game.

under on Mavs getting blown out by 40. They'll lose by double digits, but it won't be that bad.

[MavDynasty]

we will see lol, fuck morals tomorow im being a bandwagoner.

if the mavs are down by double digits at the half and look like shit with no chance to come back,im all in it for the mavs to get raped.

maybe the assrape will get them to work harder,probably not.

[ElNono]

Meanwhile, Donnie Nelson is in contract negotiations to coach China next summer...

[Flight3107]

Mavs with the win tomorrow.

[Indazone]

Just eat about 5-6 PNJ sandwiches and you'll easily be comforted and gain 20 lbs in one night. lol

[Findog]

is this the new remix?

I would say so. I'm actually curious to see how good the Lakers look. It's November, so I haven't watched much basketball yet.

[Findog]

What are good drugs to abuse for when your team sucks?

[mavs>spurs2]

just smoke weed the mavs aren't even worth getting into the heavy shit over

[dirk4mvp]

What are good drugs to abuse for when your team sucks?


There are a few members on this board I'm sure that can help you out.

I'm not even sure I'll watch the game tomorrow, I'd rather just play Gears of War 2 while eating a couple of DiGorno pizzas and wash it down with brownie mix -- won't even bother baking it, just eat it raw.

[Findog]

just smoke weed the mavs aren't even worth getting into the heavy shit over

Yeah, I tried just about everything when I was younger, but I've never really moved beyond pot. I don't drink much either, or smoke tobacco.

[TheMACHINE]

under on Kobe scoring 60. The game won't be close enough for him to need to score that many.

over on Mavs scoring 83. It'll be a fast-paced game.

under on Mavs getting blown out by 40. They'll lose by double digits, but it won't be that bad.

Word

[Killakobe81]

Eh, the KFC failure was played out last season. I wish we had an In-N-Out burger in Texas.

Amen brother in n out is the shiznit

[monosylab1k]

I'm not sure how we went this far and didn't mention probably the most hideous, disgusting, unhealthy food in any grocery store.

Fish Sticks.

[monosylab1k]

All self-respecting Mavs fans will enjoy fish sticks with a pound of ketchup on the side. And a bullet to the brain for dessert.

http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/06/08-15/fishsticks.gif

[Lakers_55]

Should be a good game. Lakers have a few games in a row now against playoff teams from last season.

[monosylab1k]

Should be a good game.

I'm almost hoping it's not. I'm not sure yet which is more agonizing - for the Mavs to get curbstomped from the opening tip onward, or for them to play the Lakers tough for 3.5 quarters and then let the game slip away at the end.

[Shank]

https://www.wegmans.com/prodimg/513/500/073202892513.jpg

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

All self-respecting Mavs fans will enjoy fish sticks with a pound of ketchup on the side. And a bullet to the brain for dessert.

http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/06/08-15/fishsticks.gif

What happened to http://pzrservices.typepad.com/advertisingisgoodforyou/images/2007/04/09/kfc_famous_bowl.jpg ?

[monosylab1k]

https://www.wegmans.com/prodimg/513/500/073202892513.jpg

:lmao

http://blog.synapticsugar.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/pancake-sausage.jpg

[monosylab1k]

What happened to http://pzrservices.typepad.com/advertisingisgoodforyou/images/2007/04/09/kfc_famous_bowl.jpg ?

With a new season comes an expanded menu of failure.

[Findog]

:lmao

http://blog.synapticsugar.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/pancake-sausage.jpg

Is it wrong that I want to try that?

[monosylab1k]

and for those craving a failure pile first thing in the morning, Jack In The Box has their Breakfast Bowls.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3117/2800633149_c9bdb1a4b2.jpg

[Shank]

http://www.aolcdn.com/channels/0a/01/478f5b83-0038b-04ef9-400cb8e1

[Findog]

Mmm, microwaveable cardboard brownies FTW!

[Findog]

http://www.mrbreakfast.com/images/p_dennys_ss2.jpg

[Findog]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1256/1040754708_d3f8efeb5b.jpg?v=0

[Findog]

http://rwapplewannabe.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/serious-nachos.JPG

[monosylab1k]

http://mikeeatsdetroit.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/salisbury-steak-cropped.jpg

If you've ever willingly eaten a Salisbury Steak microwave dinner, either A) you have no dignity and have given up on life, or B) you're a Mavs fan.

[Findog]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2167/2219483676_a179c93c01.jpg?v=0

[Findog]

If you've ever willingly eaten a Salisbury Steak microwave dinner, either A) you have no dignity and have given up on life, or B) you're a Mavs fan.

Salisbury steak microwave dinners are the equivalent of wearing sweatpants in social situations and moving back in with your folks when you're over the age of 40.

[monosylab1k]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/18/Salisbury_steak.jpg

[Shank]

http://static.flickr.com/35/66325761_1cfdec6b50.jpg

McMotherFuckin'Rib

[Findog]

http://emilygiovanni.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/guacamole-6-07.jpg

Just a big tub of guac. Nothing else. No chips or anything. Eat that shit with your hands.

[Shank]

I may actually do that. I love guac.

[Findog]

FREEBIRDS!

http://static.px.yelp.com/bphoto/FAJB8JAv_fBEcnNoSfmNcw/l

[Findog]

Are you thirsty Mavs fan? Get yourself a nice refreshing tub of pancake batter:

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/987/10060988.JPG

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

:lmao This page kills.

[monosylab1k]

unless it's 2 AM and you're wasted, Waffle House is the ultimate failure restaurant. Nothing says "I have no interest in living" like eating a Waffle House steak melt.

http://a4.vox.com/6a0100a7eb4f0b000e00fa96945b8c0003-500pi

[Shank]

Findog, you're actually starting to nominate things I'd actually eat - guac, Freebirds.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

http://mikeeatsdetroit.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/salisbury-steak-cropped.jpg

If you've ever willingly eaten a Salisbury Steak microwave dinner, either A) you have no dignity and have given up on life, or B) you're a Mavs fan.

:lmao

[Findog]

unless it's 2 AM and you're wasted, Waffle House is the ultimate failure restaurant. Nothing says "I have no interest in living" like eating a Waffle House steak melt.

http://a4.vox.com/6a0100a7eb4f0b000e00fa96945b8c0003-500pi

WH is the shit. Failure is either of these two places:

http://www.cityofthornton.net/business/IMAGES/thorncreek/olive_garden1_0603_700.jpg

http://www.fryecompanies.com/projects/restaurants/TGI%20Fridays.JPG

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

http://www.aolcdn.com/channels/0a/01/478f5b83-0038b-04ef9-400cb8e1


Mmm, microwaveable cardboard brownies FTW!

:tu

[monosylab1k]

Findog, you're actually starting to nominate things I'd actually eat - guac, Freebirds.

Freebirds is great but those burritos are everything that is wrong with America. One of those things can feed a starving Ethiopian for a year.

[Findog]

Findog, you're actually starting to nominate things I'd actually eat - guac, Freebirds.

How bout a tub of pancake batter?

[monosylab1k]

http://www.cityofthornton.net/business/IMAGES/thorncreek/olive_garden1_0603_700.jpg

:lol true.

if you go to Olive Garden and order a neverending pasta bowl, you're probably an asshole.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

:lol true.

if you go to Olive Garden and order a neverending pasta bowl, you're probably an asshole.

:lmao

[leemajors]

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php

http://www.thesneeze.com/art/potted_meat/potted_spoon2.jpg

[monosylab1k]

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php

http://www.thesneeze.com/art/potted_meat/potted_spoon2.jpg

:lmao that is disgusting.

[Shank]

http://www.kookychow.com/06/image/viennaSausage.jpg

One can for each quarter.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://images.plumgoodfood.com/images/kristin/aphotos/040108/hotel/LG/10015.jpghttp://images.plumgoodfood.com/images/kristin/aphotos/040108/hotel/LG/10017.jpg

dessert
http://www.buythecase.net/uploads/products/200/1600029652.jpg

[Findog]

I get by with a little help from my hamburger:

http://www.viewpoints.com/images/review/2007/321/20/1195352418-64415_full.jpg

[RsxPiimp]

dallas 86
laker 124


:sleep

[monosylab1k]

http://www.lostwackys.com/images/products/hot-pockets.jpg

hoooooooooooooooooooooot pocket!

[Shank]

http://pets.onas.ru/dog_eating_cat.jpg

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

http://www.lostwackys.com/images/products/hot-pockets.jpg

hoooooooooooooooooooooot pocket!

mmmm

[Findog]

http://pets.onas.ru/dog_eating_cat.jpg

Why stop there? How bout cannibalism?

http://members.toast.net/rjspina/images/cannibalism-2002a-6.jpg

[RsxPiimp]

Why stop there? How bout cannibalism?

http://members.toast.net/rjspina/images/cannibalism-2002a-6.jpg

asian people would eat anything man

[dirk4mvp]

http://juiced.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/sardine.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/11/Tabasco_sauce.jpg

http://shopuncleharrys.dukestores.duke.edu/images/cond%201%20005.jpg

Put that on some saltines

http://www.dollhousecollectibles.com/productimages/FA40060.jpg


and you have a pretty delicious snack. I've done it before.

[Findog]

I saw this in Chinatown the last time I went to San Francisco:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2371/2246517117_e5c9e6967d_b.jpg

MMM good!

[dirk4mvp]

^ I'm not exactly sure what that is:lol

[Gino]

I wonder if Cuban will be in attendance.

NBAtv should use a split screen the entire game. I love to see his reactions to his team getting pwned.

Lets see if he can top the time he pushed the camera away. :lol

[Shank]

I wonder if Cuban will be in attendance.

NBAtv should use a split screen the entire game. I love to see his reactions to his team getting pwned.

Lets see if he can top the time he pushed the camera away. :lol

Because the Mavs have never lost a game before...

[Texas Chili Dog]

May God have mercy upon our soul. :(

[Findog]

^ I'm not exactly sure what that is:lol

Frogs!

[Brandon Bass]

Frogs!

http://static.hollywoodvideo.com/reelreviews/dvd/dvd_128221.jpg

[Findog]

Freebirds is great but those burritos are everything that is wrong with America. One of those things can feed a starving Ethiopian for a year.

They're literally like 4,000 calories a pop, and once you get to the last third of the burrito, it falls apart and looks like diarrhea.

[Texas Chili Dog]

They're literally like 4,000 calories a pop, and once you get to the last third of the burrito, it falls apart and looks like diarrhea.

Talk about foreshadowing.

[turiaf for president]

lakers arent gona pound everyone by 20+. this could be a close game after dirk called out his teammates. lets see how they respond

[Tag]

Mavs fans you must understand this wont be an easy loss. The Lakers strategy is to make you think you have hope, that you have a secure lead. By halftime you'll be up by 20 and in high spirits. Then itll come crashing down, Lakers ahead by the end of the quarter, and up by 20-30 at the end. No, this wont be an easy loss.

[angelbelow]

lakers only favored by 5.5?

[dallaskd]

Go Mavs.

[sribb43]

If Bynum, Kobe, Odom and Gasol all get injured in the 1st half....Mavs might squeek it out

[dallaskd]

Mavs- 113
Lakers- 108

Go Mavs.

[Allanon]

lakers only favored by 5.5?

Lakers (5-0) and playing in Dallas are due for a loss.

Dallas (2-4) with no home wins so far, is due for a win.

Combine that with Dirk's panache for going off on the Lakers and you get less than a blowout win.

Of course, the handi-cappers haven't seen these new Lakers play these new Mavs so they could be WAAYYY off.

[Shank]

Lakers (5-0) and playing in Dallas are due for a loss.

Dallas (2-4) with no home wins so far, is due for a win.

Combine that with Dirk's panache for going off on the Lakers and you get less than a blowout win.

Of course, the handi-cappers haven't seen these new Lakers play these new Mavs so they could be WAAYYY off.

You'd be surprised what the handicappers in Vegas know. Those guys are amazing at setting tempting lines to reel in bets. They have to know something to make this line as small as it is. 10 would be too much, 7 might be ideal but 5.5 is just enough to bring in a lot of money on the LA side.

[sribb43]

No J-Ho = no chance for the Mavs

[monosylab1k]

No J-Ho = no chance for the Mavs

Maybe Carlisle will be smart and start giving Shawne Williams some playing time. Green & Williams are the future of the Mavs, so get them in there and see if they can be the complementary pieces Dirk has always wanted.

[sribb43]

Maybe Carlisle will be smart and start giving Shawne Williams some playing time. Green & Williams are the future of the Mavs, so get them in there and see if they can be the complementary pieces Dirk has always wanted.

Nah..he will just give Stack extended minutes and put him on Kobe for 48 minutes

[Allanon]

You'd be surprised what the handicappers in Vegas know. Those guys are amazing at setting tempting lines to reel in bets. They have to know something to make this line as small as it is. 10 would be too much, 7 might be ideal but 5.5 is just enough to bring in a lot of money on the LA side.

I have to agree, these fools are GOOD. It's just crazy how good they are.

But I just can't see anyway this is a 5.5 point game. Maybe Kobe isn't playing or something.

I'd bet a boatload on the Lakers with 5.5 point spread.

[dallaskd]

No J-Ho = no chance for the Mavs

oh yeah. i forgot about that. green needs to go off.

[Shank]

I have to agree, these fools are GOOD. It's just crazy how good they are.

But I just can't see anyway this is a 5.5 point game. Maybe Kobe isn't playing or something.

I'd bet a boatload on the Lakers with 5.5 point spread.

And that's the risk they're taking. If, for some reason, the Mavs win or keep it close, then think of all the money they'd have brought in on that -5.5 line. But Vegas doesn't like to lose, so there has to be something off which they're basing this.

[Findog]

Six pages before tip-off. Awesome

[dallaskd]

Go Mavs! Gametime.

[Flight3107]

Gerald Green is now my favorite Mav

[Flight3107]

Gerald Green with 9 1/4 fingers > Stackhouse with 10 fingers

[Flight3107]

Good start, hope Stack does not get in and screw this up.

[SAtown]

Go Dallas

[SpursDynasty]

I seriously still do not see the big deal about the Lakers. I would not be surprised if Dallas won tonight.

[Flight3107]

Green >> Kobe

[turiaf for president]

Green >> Kobe

retard

[Allanon]

No good for the Lakeshow so far. Too worried about getting a foul called.

They'll adjust though.

[dallaskd]

Six pages before tip-off. Awesome

That's cause half of them were spent talking about tv dinners.

[IronMexican]

Crappy start.

[dallaskd]

Dampier is owning Bynum

[Allanon]

I actually like these Dallas announcers, pretty balanced homers

[Flight3107]

Thats because Bynum is overrated

[Allanon]

Nah, Bynum's not used to the pushing by more physical Centers. He'll have to grow into it and man up against the thick boys.

[dallaskd]

I actually like these Dallas announcers, pretty balanced homers

Why do you have the TXA21 broadcast?

[TheMadHatter]

Bynum has been playing like shit so far into this season on offense. Defensively he's been great, but his offense has been very subpar. He needs to develop some power moves, balance, and coordination around the hoop.

[Allanon]

Why do you have the TXA21 broadcast?

The game's on NBATV (TXA21 broadcast) in HD, that's why I'm watching it. I don't get the local channel in HD.

It's cool though, I like listening to the homerism of other teams. Dallas definitely has one of the better announcing crews.

[Flight3107]

Game over, Stackhouse is on the floor.





















FUCK !!!!!

[dallaskd]

Dallas definitely has one of the better announcing crews.

Fa show. Every sport team in Dallas has a good broadcast team really.

[Flight3107]

Shit, stackhouse made a shot, now he thinks he can sling them up when he gets the ball.

[TheMadHatter]

These refs are utter shit.

Dallas can have their usual halftime lead. Get those fans all riled up thinking they might win.

[IronMexican]

Get Odumb out of there

[turiaf for president]

another bad 1st quarter for the lakers.

how about ariza! that kids gonna bet a fat pay raise

[SAtown]

It's nice to see the Lakers not getting all their usual calls

[IronMexican]

Odumb and Ariza should trade salaries.

[TheMadHatter]

Eh, I'm not too worried. That was a horrendous defensive quarter, but offensively we still put up 20+ pts.

I'll tell you this though, if DAL stays hot this entire game they just might win this one.

[sribb43]

Expect a drought by the Mavs in the 2nd quarter that will allow the Lakers to take the lead going into halftime

[sribb43]

the jump shots will stop falling for the Mavs

[IronMexican]

I LOVE Ariza.

[Allanon]

Man Ariza on Green is a cool matchup..two crazy athletic dudes going at it. It's like black on black crime...

[turiaf for president]

JET is hot so far. good game

[Flight3107]

I cry everytime Barea or Stackhouse get playing time, I kick my dog whenever they are on the floor at the same time.

[turiaf for president]

Man Ariza on Green is a cool matchup..two crazy athletic dudes going at it. It's like black on black crime...

i was just gonna say that. cept the black on black lol one has a more complete offensive game while other has a better defensive game. looks like twins from the neck down

[TheMadHatter]

Ariza is worth his weight in gold. He and Farmar have been producing very well for us.

Fucking Bynum is playing like a fat turd though. WTF isn't he dunking that shit, he's going up all soft everytime. We need Crittenton back so he can start getting in Bynum's ear again for not throwing it down every chance he gets.

[DubMcDub]

The game's on NBATV (TXA21 broadcast) in HD, that's why I'm watching it. I don't get the local channel in HD.

It's cool though, I like listening to the homerism of other teams. Dallas definitely has one of the better announcing crews.

Having heard all 30 home broadcast teams over the past couple years, I feel comfortable saying Dallas' is the best. Although, I actually really like the Lakers guys. I'd probably put them right up there.

Worst are the Spurs' (mostly just Sean Elliott), the Pacers', and the Celtics'.

[sook]

Ariza looks great....the Laker's Aaron Brooks this season.

I would like to see him get more post ups like that

[Allanon]

Having heard all 30 home broadcast teams over the past couple years, I feel comfortable saying Dallas' is the best. Although, I actually really like the Lakers guys. I'd probably put them right up there.

Worst are the Spurs' (mostly just Sean Elliott), the Pacers', and the Celtics'.

Dude, I can't agree more about Spurs and Celtics, I can't stand those Celtic announcers, they'll twist ever foul or bad call into the Celtics' favor.

[DubMcDub]

The Celtics announcers should be fired... no joke.

Not only are they massive homers, but they have some of the thickest, most irritating Northeast accents I've ever heard from "voice" personalities.

[IronMexican]

Like I said. I love Ariza

[Allanon]

i was just gonna say that. cept the black on black lol one has a more complete offensive game while other has a better defensive game. looks like twins from the neck down

Hahahah. True.

[Flight3107]

Kobe might go for 40 in the 2nd half.


No joke

[turiaf for president]

gotta give them some slack. they havent won shit since the 80's up until last year. im sure they were doing that in the 90's and 00's and its a habit now lol

[DubMcDub]

Like I said. I love Ariza

Lakers would be losing this by 10+ without him. He's been studly.

[Allanon]

gotta give them some slack. they havent won shit since the 80's up until last year. im sure they were doing that in the 90's and 00's and its a habit now lol

Cut them some slack? You OBVIOUSLY haven't sat through one of their games :D

[sribb43]

Having heard all 30 home broadcast teams over the past couple years, I feel comfortable saying Dallas' is the best. Although, I actually really like the Lakers guys. I'd probably put them right up there.

Worst are the Spurs' (mostly just Sean Elliott), the Pacers', and the Celtics'.

dont forget about one of the biggest homers of all....eddie johnson of the suns

[Allanon]

Finally, grow some some more balls Bynum.

[atxrocker]

can someone PM me a link to the game?

[dirk4mvp]

Eh The Rockets were doing great against the Lakers for a while too. Everyone get your Hungryman dinners ready.

[sribb43]

Dirk is playing with his tail between his legs once again

[DubMcDub]

dont forget about one of the biggest homers of all....eddie johnson of the suns

He's bad, but I can't put him in the top 3. He's probably 4th or 5th worst, though.

[IronMexican]

I am not a Joel Meyers fan. He tendsto overreact.

[Flight3107]

Eh The Rockets were doing great against the Lakers for a while too. Everyone get your Hungryman dinners ready.

I already started. :hungry:

[Allanon]

Bynum was doing ok against Diop but Dampier is back.

Damn, Nowitzki brought down rain with that rainbow shot.

[sribb43]

If the mavs somehow win, it will give mavs some mavs fans excited that this team is as good as the lakers:lol

[Flight3107]

Dirk cant buy a foul, and Pau gets that?

[DubMcDub]

Bynum was doing ok against Diop but Dampier is back.

Damn, Nowitzki brought down rain with that rainbow shot.

Lucky shot. I love Dirk, but he's been playing soft tonight. Needs to go strong instead of stopping halfway into the lane and throwing that shit up.

[DubMcDub]

If the mavs somehow when, which they probably wont, it will give mavs some mavs fans excited that this team is as good as the lakers

Even if they keep it close and lose, there's reason for optimism. This is without the Mavs' second best player.

[turiaf for president]

dirk is a sick shooter. he would be PERFECT in the triangle

[Allanon]

can someone PM me a link to the game?

Try these:

http://atdhe.net/live-tv-366.html

http://www.justin.tv/lasn1

http://www.justin.tv/rudyslv2

http://www.justin.tv/jcstyles

[dirk4mvp]

I already started. :hungry:


:wow

I'm having Pizza Hut Pasta :bking

[Allanon]

dirk is a sick shooter. he would be PERFECT in the triangle

Pau for Dirk straight up.

[DubMcDub]

Pau for Dirk straight up.

Lakers would win the next 3 championships if they did that trade.

[RsxPiimp]

:lolkidd killin the lakers oh the hilarity insues

[Flight3107]

Damp's offensive game makes baby jesus cry.

[atxrocker]

Try these:

http://atdhe.net/live-tv-366.html

http://www.justin.tv/lasn1

http://www.justin.tv/rudyslv2

http://www.justin.tv/jcstyles


thanks

[IronMexican]

Pau for Dirk!

[DubMcDub]

Pau for Dirk!

Kobe and Dirk on the same team would be one of the most unstoppable forces the league has ever seen.

[turiaf for president]

make it happen mitch!@

[IronMexican]

Kobe and Dirk on the same team would be one of the most unstoppable forces the league has ever seen.

Definitely! People always say the triangle is taylor made for Pau, but I think it's even better for Dirk.

[RsxPiimp]

looks like dallas is going to e the 1st team to score 100 over the lakers

[turiaf for president]

pau makes it a paper football triangle. dirk would make it a bermuda triangle

[IronMexican]

pau makes it a paper football triangle. dirk would make it a bermuda triangle

:lolHUH?

[DubMcDub]

pau makes it a paper football triangle. dirk would make it a bermuda triangle

:lol :toast

[RsxPiimp]

lakers missin an aweful lot of FT's

[turiaf for president]

dirk again lol

[RsxPiimp]

dirk + kobe=dynasty

[TheMadHatter]

Like I said before if the Mavs can stay hot they have a great shot at winning this game.

Fucking Lakers are way out of sync, letting the Mavs score 60 fucking points in the half. So much for that vaunted defense....

[IronMexican]

Dirk is ridiculous today. One of my top 5 players

[Banzai]

down 6. hopefully the Lakers make some corrections. Dirk can throw up some crazy shots and they still go in:wow

[Ghazi]

Wright and Green have had some impressive defensive sequences against Kobe.

Lakers are doing a good job on Dirk, all those shots have been awkward and fluky. I wanna see some clean looks for Dirk.

Kidd on pace for triple double.

Dunno if the Mavs can sustain this, I hope we do. Let's slow the tempo of the game down... I doubt we have the offensive arsenal to win a game in teh 110's with the Lakers.

We'll see, pleasant half.

[sribb43]

looks like dallas is going to e the 1st team to score 100 over the lakers

dont be so sure...mavs have had some of the shittiest 4th quarters in the NBA this season.. Those jumpres stop falling as the D picks up from other teams

[TheMadHatter]

Fuck this game, I'm getting high

[sribb43]

CrapHouse with 7 shot attempts in 11 minutes

[atxrocker]

Fuck this game, I'm getting high

i'm doing both

[monosylab1k]

This will be the half that Kobe tells Phil "hey I like this team play stuff, but eff it. I'm gonna shoot ever possession." He'll score 30 this half, Lakers win big, and the Mavs remember who their daddy is.

[monosylab1k]

I dont get high, but if we lose this game I might want to... shiiiiiiiiit.

You're not losing this game. You're playing The Forty Minute Mavs.

[Spur-Addict]

Mavs will need more bench production if they think they're gonna hang the rest of the way.

[Texas Chili Dog]

Kidd's first triple double of the season is inevitable.

[RsxPiimp]

wow sloppy ass ball

[RsxPiimp]

this is an ugly game


airballs, missed FT's, turnovers


damn it

[RsxPiimp]

clankfest 2008:lol

[IronMexican]

Get Vlad out!

[IronMexican]

Get Puke out! play Ariza, Ariza, and more Ariza.

[Allanon]

Looks like the Lakers got drunk during half-time.

[Ghazi]

Lakers have been sloppy, and instead of capitalizing on the sloppiness by adding 2-4 more points to the lead, the Mavs have been sloppy themselves.

C'mon guys.

[Allanon]

WTF is wrong with the Lakers rebounding?

[dallaskd]

Kidd's first triple double of the season is inevitable.

To complement Terry's 40 and Greens new scoring high.

[IronMexican]

Damp's owning. That was pathetic

[Texas Chili Dog]

Dampier is playing like a man right now, wow.

[RsxPiimp]

WTF is wrong with the Lakers rebounding?

DAMPIER> all these laker fools

[RsxPiimp]

thats sad yo

[RsxPiimp]

odom playing like a garbage

[IronMexican]

We should have an LO missed layup tracker, but i dont want to crash the site.

[Ghazi]

very annoyed at the points the Mavs are leavin off scoreboard. Terry two missed FT's, Dirk missed the driving layup although uncontested... then teh Ariza swipe before 1st quarter ended.

"should" be a 13-15 point lead for the Mavs. Want more cushion :(

[dallaskd]

Damp is playing his ass off. Gotta love it. Big Props.

[StylisticS]

Get Puke out! play Ariza, Ariza, and more Ariza.

yes, please do that. My fantasy team NEEDS him.

[Texas Chili Dog]

Kidd's foot on the line...

NO WAI!!!!!!1

[Roxsfan]

I dont get high, but if we lose this game I might want to... shiiiiiiiiit.

I guess slaughterhouse means the lakes don't play well on the road?

[Allanon]

LO with the tres

[IronMexican]

Woooooo!

[turiaf for president]

lakers bench > starters tonite

[IronMexican]

Playing like shit and being plus three? I'll take it.

[Ghazi]

That three by Odom really stings... atleast Terry/Dirk got some rest.

Kidd's been swiped TWICE now tonight for 4 easy points for the Lakers. ugh.


WE'll see what happens.

[atxrocker]

lakers still in a position to steal this thing.

[Roxsfan]

What the fuck was Houston thinking not keeping Green. This kid just needs a home and some veteran leadership.

The same dipshits that let Rudy Gay go, let Green Go.:toast

Having said that I do love Battier too................

[StylisticS]

What the fuck was Houston thinking not keeping Green. This kid just needs a home and some veteran leadership.

I agree. He has the potential to be a damn good player in this league.

[TheMadHatter]

Green is an absolute stud. That kid has Kobe-like confidence and the talent to match. The Mavs are very fortunate to have locked this guy up, he should be starting right now.

[Roxsfan]

LOL, Here you go digging in the garbage bin. We still have 12 minutes and the ball.

I'm just asking if slaughterhouse applies only to stapl.....err Nokia center only or is it more metaphorical and applies to any arena?

You're too sensitive tonight.

[Flight3107]

GREEN with the poster !!!!!

[turiaf for president]

bench mob baby!!

[IronMexican]

!!!!!!!

[dallaskd]

Green is an absolute stud. That kid has Kobe-like confidence and the talent to match. The Mavs are very fortunate to have locked this guy up, he should be starting right now.

He is and probably will over Terry once Howard comes back.

[turiaf for president]

ariza with the response!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RsxPiimp]

freaking Ariza Is Such A Beast Man!

[Flight3107]

Diop is garbage

[TheMadHatter]

DAL just met the best 2nd unit in the league

[IronMexican]

Ariza needs to start!

[Kai]

Dear God. Ariza!

[turiaf for president]

ariza needs more minutes. start his ass lol

[TheMadHatter]

Ariza for Brian Cook/Mo Evans may have been an even bigger steal than the Gasol trade.

[TheMadHatter]

I understand why Ariza doesn't start, but he should damn well be getting more minutes than Radman most nights.

[IronMexican]

Ariza for Brian Cook/Mo Evans may have been an even bigger steal than the Gasol trade.

No doubt in my mind it was

[turiaf for president]

Lakers D finally showing up