You know who I blame for Dallas currently struggling?

[Findog]

The Jews. This is an insidious Zionist plot to destroy the Mavericks.

[MavDynasty]

i second thee

[Findog]

Likud and Mossad were behind the Dallas-Golden State series.

[Findog]

Bennett Salvatore, who famously called a phantom touch-foul on Dirk Nowitzki in the waning moments of Game 5 of the NBA Finals, has had known associations with the likes of Rahm Emanuel, chief of staff to President-Elect Obama, and himself a member of the American-Israeli Public Affairs Committee. The referee and outgoing Illinois congressman served together on the board of the Annenburg Challenge, an educational foundation in Chicago during the mid-nineties.

[MavDynasty]

fucking jews. nuke israel

[Findog]

David Stern, NBA Commish, always has had it out for Cuban. Why do we bury our heads in the sand?

[IronMexican]

David Stern, NBA Commish, always has had it out for Cuban. Why do we bury our heads in the sand?

You sound like Al Davis talking about himself, lol.

[ElNono]

It is 'known' in 'inner circles' that Dirk is an undercover Egyptian Muslim. His real name is Mohamed Al-Zaraweririri. According to 'sources' he underwent the same skin discoloration that Michael Jackson had. He did really fool you with that blond wig, didn't he?

[Findog]

You sound like Al Davis talking about himself, lol.

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Mark-Cuban.jpg

He's gone rogue!!!!

[Findog]

Red Team Go! Red Team Go! Over!

http://prodos.thinkertothinker.com/wp-content/photos/israel_defence_force.jpg

[MrChug]

Tonight, it was partly Andrew Bauman. He had 11 pts and 10 rebounds. That Kobe Braunstein did some damage. Watching the game, I feel that Pau Gasoldberg was quite effective when it counted. Damn Jews.

[Findog]

Tonight, it was partly Andrew Bauman. He had 11 pts and 10 rebounds. That Kobe Braunstein did some damage. Watching the game, I feel that Pau Gasoldberg was quite effective when it counted. Damn Jews.

The Lakers play in Hollywood, which is run of course by the Jews.

[Indazone]

The Jews. This is an insidious Zionist plot to destroy the Mavericks.


Findog, for everything you do, this one's for you! :toast

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[Tag]

http://politics.mync.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/080221_mccain1.jpg
Maverick!

[Findog]

http://www.knesset.gov.il/mk/images/members/netanyahu_bibi.jpg

[ElNono]

I wonder what Cuban's next blog entry is going to be like... He'll probably talk about the rising cost of potatoes in Western Samoa.

[Findog]

I wonder what Cuban's next blog entry is going to be like... He'll probably talk about the rising cost of potatoes in Western Samoa.

http://images.onesite.com/blogs.telegraph.co.uk/user/toby_harnden/mahmoud.jpg

[IronMexican]

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk166/edmuresay/aldavis.jpg

[Findog]

http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/watchdog/blog/isiaht.jpg

[Tag]

http://youbeenblinded.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/joshhoward.jpg

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http://images.ballhype.com/uploads/photos_large/2008/04/25/marijuana-leaf.jpg

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[Findog]

http://youbeenblinded.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/joshhoward.jpg

+

http://images.ballhype.com/uploads/photos_large/2008/04/25/marijuana-leaf.jpg

=

http://www.visitingdc.com/images/dwight-eisenhower-picture.jpg

[Findog]

http://p69.webcindario.com/modules/My_eGallery/gallery/NBA80s/aguirre.jpg

[ElNono]

http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/watchdog/blog/isiaht.jpg

This guy reminds me of Nelson JR. Is he ever getting fired?

[Tag]

http://www.marcmellon.com/sports/nbamvplg.JPG

+

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/writers/chris_ballard/04/20/dirk.nash/T1_0419_dirk.jpg

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[Indazone]

http://www.maniacworld.com/snail-transformer.jpg

Jason Terry!

[Indazone]

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/writers/pete_mcentegart/03/09/ten.spot/p1_bradleyflex_getty.jpg

IT"S A CONSPIRACY, ITS THE MORMANS!!!

[Findog]

This guy reminds me of Nelson JR. Is he ever getting fired?

Everything he's touched has turned to shit. Between himself, MJ and McHale, you can't find a bigger contrast between their playing days and life as a coach/executive.

[Findog]

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/writers/pete_mcentegart/03/09/ten.spot/p1_bradleyflex_getty.jpg

IT"S A CONSPIRACY, ITS THE MORMANS!!!

No on Prop 8!

http://www.bgay.com/imnews/noonprop8.jpg

[Kai]

http://youbeenblinded.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/joshhoward.jpg

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http://images.ballhype.com/uploads/photos_large/2008/04/25/marijuana-leaf.jpg

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http://i37.tinypic.com/2q4087q.jpg

[icem]

lol @ people who blamed avery....

smarten up

[Ghazi]

We have a 3 year sample on Avery... we have a 7 game sample on Carlisle.

It's too early.

[m33p0]

blame it on the boogey!

[Findog]

We have a 3 year sample on Avery... we have a 7 game sample on Carlisle.

It's too early.

It has nothing to do with who the coach is. The Jews are behind it all. That's just the facts.

[urunobili]

it's the Dems fault because they won in the Dallas county! :toast

[Gino]

You SHOULD blame a few......and they're not jewish:

http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/watchdog/blog/mark-cuban.jpg

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/Cuban%20Dancing.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/realitytv/1/0/o/F/1/mark4.jpg

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2007-05/16/xin_02205041611065462901413.jpg

http://www.espn.go.com/photo/2007/0503/nba_g_warriors2_395.jpg

http://images.athlonsports.com/d/795-1/Heat-Wade300.jpg

[Gino]

"We need a backup center, a starting center, a true power forward, a couple of guards. Above all, we need some more veterans to come in here and provide some leadership."

- Dennis Rodman on the state of his team, the Dallas Mavericks
http://assets.espn.go.com/media/nba/2000/0220/photo/a_dennisr.jpg

[sribb43]

You SHOULD blame a few......and they're not jewish:

http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/watchdog/blog/mark-cuban.jpg




actually he is Jewish

[Findog]

You SHOULD blame a few......and they're not jewish:



Hey look! It's Internet Tough Guy! Aren't you going to kick my ass because I don't stand for the Pledge of Allegiance?

You're the pussiest poster on this board. Not only do you not have the balls to back up anything you say, but your current anti-Mavericks jihad is based solely on your antipathy for another poster, and not reasoned analysis. Trash me all you want, but you're just a sad little assclown to start modifying your basketball opinions to conform to that antipathy.

Did you enjoy the election? Can you bring yourself to say President-Elect Barack Obama?

http://www.depauw.edu/photos/PhotoDB_Repository/2007/8/Barack%20Obama%20Capitol.jpg

[Findog]

This is Gino for you:

http://www.cancervic.org.au/images/content/sexuality_and_cancer/vulva.gif

[Findog]

http://www.fstdt.com/funnyimages/uploads/403.jpg

[Findog]

Did Gino the Giant Pussy take me off ignore yet? I wouldn't blame him if he didn't, since he's such a big Internet Tough Guy that has to be shielded from my words.

[Gino]

actually he is Jewish

Seriously?

Well, thanks for correcting me. I guess the thread starter was correct!! :lol

[Findog]

Seriously?

Well, thanks for correcting me. I guess the thread starter was correct!! :lol

Hey Tough Guy! Have you worked up the courage to take me off ignore???


I guess not. I'm so sad. :lol

[monosylab1k]

I like to suck off small boys

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

If it's any comfort, I don't think the grudge is against the Mavs so much as the entire city of Dallas. Here's a brief history:

1960 - An expansion franchise known as the Dallas Cowboys comes to existence in the city of Dallas. The fledgling nation of Israel is outraged by the blue and white five pointed star, which is clearly a mockery of their flag.
http://www.theblueandsilver.com/forums/html/Dallas-star.gifhttp://www.enchantedlearning.com/asia/israel/flag/Flagbig.GIF

1963 - The Jews, showcasing the patience you would expect of a people willing to walk through the desert for 40 years, wait until the perfect moment to kill two birds with one stone. Jewish bankers from eastern Europe use their expansive wealth to manipulate elements within the CIA, KGB, and the mafia to strike a blow at both the Catholic church's first US president and the blasphemous sports home of the Dallas Cowboys by orchestrating the JFK assassination.

1971 - Texas Stadium is opened as the new home of the Dallas Cowboys. The explanation that the hole in the roof is there so "God can watch his team" reopens old wounds. Despite technically being located in nearby Irving, The Chosen People vow to teach The Big D a lesson.

1979 - As all the entire entertainment industry is owned by Jews, this seemed like a reasonable avenue to strike back with. Dallas debuts on CBS. It sets back national perception of Texas back by decades by turning the Jewish stereotypes onto Texans, showcasing a greedy, deceitful, and manipulative oil family. The perpetrators left their thinly veiled signature coded into the name of the family patriarch J.R. Ewing, Jr. (J. R. Ewing, Jew-nior)

1989-1993 - A historic back room peace accord is brokered. Jimmy Johnson, held in high regard in the Jewish community thanks to bringing a national championship to the city of Miami (which is almost nothing elderly Jewish retirees in some spots), is hired by Jerry Jones. Two years later, Dallas is taken off the air, and the following years the Cowboys are allowed to win back to back Superbowls when Jewish power brokers order the notoriously devout Marv Levy to make his Bills take a dive.

1994 - Johnson leaves the Cowboys and Jones violates the terms of the peace accord by using Barry Switzer to win another championship. Using the same Dallas law enforcement contacts that made killing Kennedy so easy, Jews plant a gun in Switzer's luggage, plant 37.4 tons of marijuana in Nate Newton's car, and plant cocaine and prostitutes into everything that Michael Irvin owns. The Cowboys dynasty soon crumbles and has yet to ever recover.

2000 - Jewish internet mogul Mark Cuban purchases the Dallas Mavericks, but is soon branded a traitor for his devotion to Mormon zealot Shawn Bradley. Over the course of the next years the Mavericks are systematically targeted for crushing postseason elimination after crushing postseason elimination, culminating in the 2006 NBA finals, which were almost entirely coordinated on the ground by the same Jewish cabal that brought the 1992 and 1993 NFL championships to the city. Some believe that the incredibly cruel nature of that series was due to Cuban hiring evangelical Christian Avery Johnson. When simply influencing officials became too high profile in the wake of the Donaghy scandal the shadowy conspirators instead used more sinister techniques of replacing former all stars such as Jerry Stackhouse and Josh Howard with mentally retarded clones.

The evidence is all there. You just have to connect the dots.

[Anti.Hero]

Hmm

Findog

Blame

I'll go with BUSH.

[Findog]

Why doesn't the liberal media report on the facts that Spurs Fan in Exile laid out? It's all so clear.

[monosylab1k]

If it hasn't been mentioned yet, let's not forget that Dirk is German. The Jews can't like that too much.

[BUMP]

George Washington was a pussy!

[LEONARD]

Tim Duncan's stretchmarks are the reason...

[Doug Collins]

Greatest Thread Ever.

[IronMexican]

Gino is quickly becoming the gayest poster on ST.

[dirk4mvp]

Gino is quickly becoming the gayest poster on ST.

He's long achieved that status.


http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=104962

[RonMexico]

Please someone create "Rappin' Jewspiracy" and take this thread to the next level.

[IronMexican]

Gayest. Poster. On. ST.

[Rappin' Shaq]

The Big German and The Big Aristotle
Rivals in the Finals, but Dirk wasn't macho
I elbowed his grill and he fell right on his tushie
He played the rest of the series like a goddamn pussy

And the talk of conspiracy is just damn retarded
The Mav dynasty died before it ever got started
And it's cuz of me with D-Wade as my accomplice
Don't give the Yids credit for the shit I accomplished

Now I like the Jews, I got nothin against em
But all we got in common is the lack of a foreskin
Don't have no anteater if you know what i mean
No smegma on my dick so my shit stays clean

So if you enjoy how bad the Mavs now suck
Just email Shaq and say "thank you very much"
I laid the groundwork to throw them out of the race
Yo, Mavericks, tell me how my ass taste!

[IronMexican]

Lol, that one was pretty good.

[Findog]

Gino is quickly becoming the gayest poster on ST.

He's afraid of the Barackalypse!

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/9/l_0886aa0e16ce4beeb39c5b59f6db3b7e.jpg

[IronMexican]

At least he is the only douche Boston fan. Tipper and Bostonguy are cool.

[Findog]

At least he is the only douche Boston fan. Tipper and Bostonguy are cool.

He's a Zionist! This is what Gino looks like in real life. He looks like he ate Dick Cheney:

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/12/21/22SHARON_narrowweb__300x337,0.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/34/Ariel_Sharon_2004.jpg

[pauls931]

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Mark-Cuban.jpg

He's gone rogue!!!!

Sparta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Findog]

The Jews are after Cuban. Not content to just wreck his basketball team, now they're going after his net worth:

http://clusterstock.alleyinsider.com/2008/11/why-would-he-do-that-

[ClingingMars]

:rolleyes

-Mars

[Findog]

Otis Smith is a Jew. And I'm fucking drunk.

[duncan228]

:lol

[IronMexican]

Where has ClingingFarts been?

[VivaPopovich]

did mel gibson just buy a stake in the mavs?

[ClingingFarts]

Where has ClingingFarts been?

You rang ??

[pawe]

You rang ??

- Farts

fixed it for you bud

[MarHill]

The Jews are after Cuban. Not content to just wreck his basketball team, now they're going after his net worth:

http://clusterstock.alleyinsider.com/2008/11/why-would-he-do-that-

Are you serious? :wow

What does Jews have to do with this?

Unbelievable!!!

[BlackBellamy]

Oy vey, I hate the Mavs like a mamzer! Ptoo! A broch tzu dir! And that Dirk a langer lucksh, a chorbn, a finstere cholem auf dein kopf und auf dein hent und fiss! A glick ahf dir Mavs fans you're gonna need it, your team is drek auf dem teller! Maintain with the Spurs you think you will this season? Pssshhht! Az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde! Bist meshugeh? Where's de shpoon? Acch-ha!

[Findog]

Are you serious? :wow

What does Jews have to do with this?

Unbelievable!!!

How can you ignore what is right underneath your nose? Wake up, man, Goldman Sachs, David Stern, Rahm Emanuel, those guys are gunning for Mark Cuban and our boys in blue!

[BlackBellamy]

How can you ignore what is right underneath your nose? Wake up, man, Goldman Sachs, David Stern, Rahm Emanuel, those guys are gunning for Mark Cuban and our boys in blue!

FIR FINGERLS FAYGALA! :lol