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duncan228
11-15-2008, 10:42 PM
This seems very strange...

NBA power rankings: Nov. 16, 2008 (http://www.mysanantonio.com/sports/spurs/NBA_power_rankings_Nov_16_2008.html)
Express-News

TOP 10

1. Hornets: Something here on them. Something here on them. Something here on them. Something here on the and another line.

2. Cavaliers: Something here on them. Something here on them. Something here on them. Something here on the and another line.

3. Lakers: Something here on them. Something here on them. Something here on them. Something here on the.

4. Celtics: Something here on them. Something here on them. Something here on them. Something here on the.

5. Rockets: Something here on them. Something here on them. Something here on them. Something here on the.

6. SPURS: Something here on them. Something here on them. Something here on them. Something here on the.

7. Jazz: Something here on them. Something here on them. Something here on them. Something here on the.

8. Mavericks: Something here on them. Something here on them. Something here on them. Something here on the.

9. Magic: Something here on them. Something here on them. Something here on them. Something here on the.

10. Suns: Something here on them. Something here on them. Something here.

THE REST

11. 76ers
12. Pistons
13. Trail Blazers
14. Raptors
15. Nuggets
16. Wizards
17. Hawks
18. Pacers
19. Warriors
20. Knicks
21. Bulls
22. Thunder
23. Wizards
24. Heat
25. Clippers
26. Timberwolves
27. Bobcats
28. King
29. Nets
30. Grizzlies
BlackSwordsMan
11-15-2008, 10:45 PM
Damn the NBA must really suck this year
BlackSwordsMan
11-15-2008, 10:45 PM
Oh I see! The spurs are capitalized and no one else is!
Bob Lanier
11-15-2008, 10:49 PM
That's some nice sportswritin'.

Actually, it's probably the best team-rankings I've seen in years.
benefactor
11-15-2008, 11:34 PM
:wtf
Tully365
11-15-2008, 11:35 PM
Post modern existential sportswriting.
m33p0
11-15-2008, 11:37 PM
it's like that song with only one note.
BullsDynasty
11-15-2008, 11:41 PM
Fucking bullshit power rankings, how do the bulls who were ranked #15 all of a sudden go to 22 after winning 4 of their last 5 games?

Another thing, the Knicks are 6-3 and so are the Magic, but the fuckin Magic are at #10 when the Knicks are stooped at#20. Shitty power rankings IMO.
timvp
11-15-2008, 11:46 PM
This is the Rorschach version of NBA power rankings.
ShoogarBear
11-16-2008, 12:08 AM
Most error-free Monroe column ever.
ShoogarBear
11-16-2008, 12:09 AM
Scratch that. Spurs at #6???
Lebowski Brickowski
11-16-2008, 12:36 AM
It's strangely hypnotic . . .here ... on ... th....
tp2021
11-16-2008, 01:30 AM
It reminds me of being on my HS Yearbook staff. Every now and then, someone would forget to replace their "placeholder" text with names. Some of them were epic. :lmao
Obstructed_View
11-16-2008, 11:34 AM
That's about as good as most of the stuff they put out. Frankly I'm surprised anyone noticed the difference. They might be testing to see if anyone does.