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Borat
11-17-2008, 03:57 PM
We are best league! Anyone who say otherwise is lying bastard Jew. STOP with lies and bullshit lying.

nsrammstein
11-17-2008, 04:00 PM
Your not that good at this

Borat
11-17-2008, 04:01 PM
Vitali Strebkov greatest basketball coach ever, but American bullshit lie say bullshit like Phil Jackson greatest coach.

mVp
11-17-2008, 04:03 PM
Rofl

Shang Tsung
11-17-2008, 05:17 PM
Great stuff! :D

ClingingMars
11-17-2008, 05:27 PM
Rofl

Kobayagi
11-17-2008, 06:08 PM
We are best league!

is lies!! FOOL!

Iakchos Kadmos
11-17-2008, 06:50 PM
I like Kazakhstan very much but is no compare to Greek League. V-Span rules you all. Plus your women are only half as hairy as Greek goddesses.

samikeyp
11-17-2008, 11:54 PM
:lol

Spurtacus
11-18-2008, 12:54 AM
Pamela #1 cheerleader! Pamela makes Kazakhi best league!

mystargtr34
11-18-2008, 01:32 AM
I like Kazakhstan very much but is no compare to Greek League. V-Span rules you all. Plus your women are only half as hairy as Greek goddesses.

LMAO

tp2021
11-18-2008, 01:40 AM
We are best league! Anyone who say otherwise is lying bastard Jew.















































NOT!

SpursFan0728
11-18-2008, 03:26 AM
they have league?

velik_m
11-18-2008, 03:54 AM
Kazakhstan is a real country?

MrChug
11-18-2008, 07:54 AM
Well...let's face it.



They DO have superior potassium.

Mr.Bottomtooth
11-18-2008, 07:59 AM
Well...let's face it.



They DO have superior potassium.

:lol

Indazone
11-18-2008, 10:20 AM
Kazakhstan is a glorious nation and up an coming basketball power. Rated 41'st in the world. Coach Stebkov will have them contending for Asia gold next year.

Kazakhstan national basketball team

FOR THE GLORY OF KAZAKHSTAN!! Please stand for the playing of the National Anthem.

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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d3/Flag_of_Kazakhstan.svg/22px-Flag_of_Kazakhstan.svg.png (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Flag_of_Kazakhstan.svg) Kazakhstan

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d3/Flag_of_Kazakhstan.svg/121px-Flag_of_Kazakhstan.svg.png (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Flag_of_Kazakhstan.svg)
FIBA ranking (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIBA_World_Rankings)41st

Joined FIBA1992 (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=1992_in_basketball&action=edit&redlink=1)
FIBA zoneFIBA Asia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIBA_Asia)
National federationKazakhstan Basketball Federation (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Kazakhstan_Basketball_Federation&action=edit&redlink=1)
Coachhttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f3/Flag_of_Russia.svg/22px-Flag_of_Russia.svg.png (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Flag_of_Russia.svg) Vitali Strebkov (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Vitali_Strebkov&action=edit&redlink=1)
Olympic Games (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basketball_at_the_Summer_Olympics)Appearances None
MedalsNone
World Championships (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIBA_World_Championship)Appearances (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_team_appearances_in_the_FIBA_World_Champi onship)None
MedalsNone
Asian Championship (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIBA_Asia_Championship)Appearances5
MedalsNone (Best finish: 4th)

Kazakhstan national basketball team represents Kazakhstan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kazakhstan) in basketball (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basketball) international competitions. They belong to the FIBA Asia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIBA_Asia) zone.
Kazakhstan's best finish in international competition was 3rd in the 2002 Asian Games, beating the Philippines in the bronze medal game, and a fourth place finish in the FIBA Asia Championship 2007 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIBA_Asia_Championship_2007) losing out to Korea in the third place game.

2007 FIBA Asia Championship roster

Yegor Biryulin (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Yegor_Biryulin&action=edit&redlink=1)
Dmitriy Gavrilov (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dmitriy_Gavrilov&action=edit&redlink=1)
Yevgeniy Issakov (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Yevgeniy_Issakov&action=edit&redlink=1)
Dmitriy Korovnikov (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dmitriy_Korovnikov&action=edit&redlink=1)Ivan (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Ivan_Nechayev&action=edit&redlink=1)
Nechayev
Anton Ponomarev (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Anton_Ponomarev&action=edit&redlink=1)
Andrey Shpekht (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Andrey_Shpekht&action=edit&redlink=1)
Artyom Skorn (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Artyom_Skornyakov&action=edit&redlink=1)yakov
Alexandr (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Alexandr_Tyutyunik&action=edit&redlink=1) Tyutyunik
Maxim (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Maxim_Voyeikov&action=edit&redlink=1)Voyeikov
Rustam Yargaliyew (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Rustam_Yargaliyew&action=edit&redlink=1)
Mikhail Yevtigneyev (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Mikhail_Yevtigneyev&action=edit&redlink=1)

Head coach:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f3/Flag_of_Russia.svg/20px-Flag_of_Russia.svg.png (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Flag_of_Russia.svg) Vitali Strebkov (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Vitali_Strebkov&action=edit&redlink=1)

DANILO DRASKOVIC
11-18-2008, 10:44 AM
http://www.asia-basket.com/Kazakhstan/basketball.asp

z0sa
11-18-2008, 12:34 PM
Kazakhstan >>>>> greece

samikeyp
11-18-2008, 12:40 PM
Kazakhstan league is nice! Better than Uzbek league, they are horse's anus!

[/Borat]

:lol

samikeyp
11-18-2008, 12:41 PM
Vitali Strebkov greatest basketball coach ever, but American bullshit lie say bullshit like Phil Jackson greatest coach.

Actually that is a lie. He is not even the best coach living in L.A.

:lol

Iakchos Kadmos
11-18-2008, 12:48 PM
Kazakhstan >>>>> greece

Are you giving the joke?! This can no be true!!! I am having to hold back KBP or he will be unleashing the beast!

http://news.cnet.com/i/bto/20070902/comcast_tech_lolcat_270x244.jpeg

Borat
11-18-2008, 12:49 PM
Actually that is a lie. He is not even the best coach living in L.A.

:lol
I think you speak of Premier John Wooden. Nice! But he not greatest like Vitali Strebkov. Wooden coach young players who do not even have full grown hair on pubis. My son, Huey Lewis, have far more hair on his testes-sexual than American boys.

Borat
11-18-2008, 12:52 PM
Are you giving the joke?! This can no be true!!! I am having to hold back KBP or he will be unleashing the beast!

http://news.cnet.com/i/bto/20070902/comcast_tech_lolcat_270x244.jpeg

I command you to stop spreading bullshit lies, gypsy.

Iakchos Kadmos
11-18-2008, 01:00 PM
I command you to stop spreading bullshit lies, gypsy.


You are worse than jews. Your team is like Macedonian scum.

samikeyp
11-18-2008, 01:56 PM
I think you speak of Premier John Wooden. Nice! But he not greatest like Vitali Strebkov. Wooden coach young players who do not even have full grown hair on pubis. My son, Huey Lewis, have far more hair on his testes-sexual than American boys.

I think you are correct, in fact isn't "John Wooden" english for One who strives to be Strebkov?

DarkReign
11-18-2008, 02:52 PM
:lmao

The Money Changer
11-18-2008, 03:11 PM
For what reason do dirty arabs denigrate the Mighty Jew? Kazakh basketball suckles at the moist back-pussy of Maccabi Tel Aviv.

Iakchos Kadmos
11-18-2008, 03:11 PM
Not nearly as hairy as Greek women

http://blogs.smh.com.au/sit/missKazakhstan.jpg

IronMexican
11-18-2008, 03:13 PM
You are worse than jews. Your team is like Macedonian scum.

This guy is the third best troll behind the Alien with the weird symbols and ClingingFarts

Iakchos Kadmos
11-18-2008, 03:15 PM
For what reason do dirty arabs denigrate the Mighty Jew? Kazackh basketball suckles the moist back-pussy of Maccabi Tel Aviv.


Dirty jew! I hate you more than Kazakhstan! Your sheep are too skinny and hardly worth having the sex with!

Iakchos Kadmos
11-18-2008, 03:19 PM
This guy is the third best troll behind the Alien with the weird symbols and ClingingFarts
OPAH! If you are ever coming to Greece. I will save for you the finest lamb and after you are done with the sex we will eat it and from it's wool I will make you sweater like mine!

IronMexican
11-18-2008, 03:26 PM
OPAH! If you are ever coming to Greece. I will save for you the finest lamb and after you are done with the sex we will eat it and from it's wool I will make you sweater like mine!

:lmao:lmao

Borat
11-18-2008, 03:44 PM
For what reason do dirty arabs denigrate the Mighty Jew? Kazakh basketball suckles at the moist back-pussy of Maccabi Tel Aviv.
Jew fuckmother! I will eat your shit! If you try to attack with your claws over internet, you will be fucked by me!

Iakchos Kadmos
11-18-2008, 03:47 PM
HAHA! Stupid Kazakhi! Even the dumb jew rides your testicles and spits on your team.

Borat
11-18-2008, 03:50 PM
HAHA! Stupid Kazakhi! Even the dumb jew rides your testicles and spits on your team.
Eat the shits! You are dirty sheep fucker! Everyone knows best animal anus for sexy time is goose.

Iakchos Kadmos
11-18-2008, 03:57 PM
Eat the shits! You are dirty sheep fucker! Everyone knows best animal anus for sexy time is goose.


HA! GOOSE?! If you have penis small like pinky. We Greeks are large like ring finger.

spurs_fan_in_exile
11-18-2008, 03:59 PM
Finally, a Kill Bill thread worth reading.

Borat
11-18-2008, 04:01 PM
HA! GOOSE?! If you have penis small like pinky. We Greeks are large like ring finger.
Greek gypsy, all you do is tell lie and bullshit. My genital is large like can of Pepsi. If you do not stop bullshit lies, I will put my fist deep into your anus.

Iakchos Kadmos
11-18-2008, 04:05 PM
Greek gypsy, all you do is tell lie and bullshit. My genital is large like can of Pepsi. If you do not stop bullshit lies, I will put my fist deep into your anus.


You lie like a Macedonian dog! Your genital IS Pepsi can. Your sister tell me you got stuck in the opening. Your sisters penis is larger than yours.

Kazakhstan = vromopousta in Greek

Borat
11-18-2008, 05:31 PM
You lie like a Macedonian dog! Your genital IS Pepsi can. Your sister tell me you got stuck in the opening. Your sisters penis is larger than yours.

Kazakhstan = vromopousta in Greek
Your bullshit lie go to far and you is RETARD. I will put my chram in your mouths.

samikeyp
11-18-2008, 06:13 PM
Your bullshit lie go to far and you is RETARD. I will put my chram in your mouths.

High Five!!

Iakchos Kadmos
11-18-2008, 06:18 PM
Your bullshit lie go to far and you is RETARD. I will put my chram in your mouths.


Let me see you try Turkish dog! I will chew it up! I will lick your ass you Kazakhi scum!

samikeyp
11-18-2008, 06:19 PM
Borat,

You need glorious Kazakh flag under your name.

Iakchos Kadmos
11-18-2008, 06:48 PM
Borat,

You need glorious Kazakh flag under your name.


I use Kazakhi flag for toilet paper. I will give them this it is durable as I use it and wash it at the end of the week in the ocean

samikeyp
11-18-2008, 08:22 PM
Well at least you are kind enough to wash it out!

Indazone
11-18-2008, 08:44 PM
Kazakh's still have worlds best potassium and worlds cleanest prostitutes!

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in the world.
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course Turkmenistan’s

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the might phenis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

Pv5jLsLoYcE

Kill_Bill_Pana
11-18-2008, 08:50 PM
OPAH! If you are ever coming to Greece. I will save for you the finest lamb and after you are done with the sex we will eat it and from it's wool I will make you sweater like mine!

Kazhaki friend of cousin have tell me before similar thing.

Iakchos Kadmos
11-18-2008, 09:25 PM
Kazhaki friend of cousin have tell me before similar thing.


I am Greek like you brother

Kill_Bill_Pana
11-18-2008, 09:50 PM
I am Greek like you brother

Are you Macedonia region?

Iakchos Kadmos
11-18-2008, 09:55 PM
Are you Macedonia region?


MACEDONIA?! Macedonians are not Greek!!!

Kill_Bill_Pana
11-18-2008, 09:57 PM
MACEDONIA?! Macedonians are not Greek!!!

So you are south region. This is good.

Iakchos Kadmos
11-18-2008, 10:03 PM
So you are south region. This is good.


I tell you brother I am like you! I am closer to Peloponnese