Shaq vs BJ Penn in a Street Fight...

[LEONARD]

Who wins?

7'1" 330 lbs
http://www.nbaobsessed.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/shaq.jpg

vs

5'8" 155 lbs
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2008/writers/pramit_mohapatra/01/21/ufc80.recap/pennUFC80.jpg

No rules, no weapons...

:ihit

[IronMexican]

The answer is no one gives a shit. Go post this in the MMA forum, seriously. No need to ruin the NBA talk.

[I Love Me Some Me]

I'm finding it hard to give a damn.

[I. Hustle]

This thread is money

[LEONARD]

The answer is no one gives a shit. Go post this in the MMA forum, seriously. No need to ruin the NBA talk.

This is the club, holmes...

[LEONARD]

This thread is money

gaggree

[stretch]

no one gives a shit. fighting is fucking gay.

[lebomb]

The answer is no one gives a shit. Go post this in the MMA forum, seriously. No need to ruin the NBA talk.


"you my friend are flat in the front" :nutkick:

[IronMexican]

Theres an MMA section, brah. And you guys got mad when stretch spammed your guys' section up, but this is the same shit.

[LEONARD]

How is this spamming THE CLUB :lol

The Club
Discuss anything that is on your mind. Let it all hang out :)

[monosylab1k]

:lmao Shaq winning in a landslide

[baseline bum]

Boykins would probably kick his ass, much less Shaq.

[I. Hustle]

This thread now has hot chicks
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v699/b1gheff/whoa.jpg

[baseline bum]

You're going to post the rest of that series now, right?

[monosylab1k]

This thread now has hot chicks
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v699/b1gheff/whoa.jpg

:tu

[IronMexican]

Shaq diesel wouldn't quit! He is like Rocky! He will fall, but get right back up! And deliver the KO! Ask the Pistons! Ask all the Kobe fanboys, or Shaq haters!

And Shaq-fu is the greatest fighting style known to man.


IWR0k_R6XDE

[LEONARD]

:lmao Shaq winning in a landslide

:lol

exactly the point of my thread...awesome...

[tp2021]

This thread now has hot chicks
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v699/b1gheff/whoa.jpg

MOAR!

[tlongII]

BJ Penn wouldn't have a chance against Shaq and I think he'd be the first to admit it.

[LEONARD]

Shaq would have his elbow snapped in less than a minute... :lol

[tlongII]

Shaq would have his elbow snapped in less than a minute... :lol

Oh please! You don't seriously believe that do you?

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I love undercleavage.

[LEONARD]

100%

He'd get beat-up and/or injured via submission...

[tlongII]

100%

He'd get beat-up and/or injured via submission...

:lmao

No freaking way! He wouildn't be able to get any leverage against a guy that big and strong. A good MMA fighter that weighs over 200 lbs could whip him, but not somebody at 155.

[LEONARD]

What would he need leverage for?

[LEONARD]

Shaq's legkick defense is probably top notch... :lol

He would get worked...and if it hit the ground he would get injured / choked out...

[monosylab1k]

more hot chicks

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/34/l_d1267d254c9f48609a12a83faca4b4ce.jpg

[LEONARD]

Have any without fake boobs, Nick?

[monosylab1k]

:lmao

[monosylab1k]

lol

[LEONARD]

LMAO...wow dude!! WOW. I didn't google anything...somebody else here said your name was Nick a while back and I've just associated you as "Nick" since then. I guess they went thru the google bit...who knows...don't care...

[IronMexican]

hey everbody, look up "monosylab1k" on google! Then you'll see that my name is Nick Ford and I live in Texas!!!!!!!!! (or do I?) You'll see that I'm a fan of Rushmore and The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou! Won't that be awesome!

Then you can spend a few minutes in your obsessive internet tough guy life to debate whether I'm this guy
http://www.facebook.com/people/Nick-Ford/603105430

or this guy
http://nickford.newsvine.com/

or this guy (doubtful)
http://iuhoosiers.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/ford_nick00.html

or any of these guys
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/dir/Nick/Ford?trk=ppro_find_others

or hell maybe this fag
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=30207500

and then you can totally nonchalantly throw my name out in a post to commit MASSIVE PWNAGE!!!

and then you can go back to posting in the MMA forum.

Can everyone call you nick? Or only LEONARD?

[LEONARD]

He's Nick as far I'm concerned...and he loves movies...

[monosylab1k]

LMAO...wow dude!! WOW. I didn't google anything...somebody else here said your name was Nick a while back and I've just associated you as "Nick" since then. I guess they went thru the google bit...who knows...don't care...

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

"someone called you that back in the day"

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[LEONARD]

I know right...funny shit indeed!!

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol
:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

:lmao

Creepy...

[dirk4mvp]

mono, if I had a facebook, I'd totally add you.

[dirk4mvp]

And I'd have a hard time believing Shaq wouldn't just grab this faggot by the neck and squeeze him till his head pops off.

[dallaskd]

Oh please! You don't seriously believe that do you?

BJ would hurt Shaq so badly it would be sad.

[dallaskd]

hey everbody, look up "monosylab1k" on google! Then you'll see that my name is Nick Ford and I live in Texas!!!!!!!!! (or do I?) You'll see that I'm a fan of Rushmore and The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou! Won't that be awesome!

Then you can spend a few minutes in your obsessive internet tough guy life to debate whether I'm this guy
http://www.facebook.com/people/Nick-Ford/603105430

or this guy
http://nickford.newsvine.com/

or this guy (doubtful)
http://iuhoosiers.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/ford_nick00.html

or any of these guys
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/dir/Nick/Ford?trk=ppro_find_others

or hell maybe this fag
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=30207500

and then you can totally nonchalantly throw my name out in a post to commit MASSIVE PWNAGE!!!

and then you can go back to posting in the MMA forum.

well you live in plano...

http://monosylab1k.dallasbasketballdotcom.yuku.com/

[dallaskd]

Boykins would probably kick his ass, much less Shaq.

But you would probably give Mayweather a chance...

[HighLowLobForBig-50]

100%

He'd get beat-up and/or injured via submission...

shaq would stand zero chance

[MrChug]

Realistically, anyone who really knows how to fight (and has been in plenty of them) knows that size can be easily neutralized. There are a few occasions where a guy will beat the shit out of a smaller guy even if he's not as skilled a fighter, but 9 times out of ten, you give a small, skilled guy an open area and 10 minutes and the bigger guy will look like a pile of bloody prime rib.

...unless the little guy can't take a punch. :lol

[IronMexican]

Realistically, anyone who really knows how to fight (and has been in plenty of them) knows that size can be easily neutralized. There are a few occasions where a guy will beat the shit out of a smaller guy even if he's not as skilled a fighter, but 9 times out of ten, you give a small, skilled guy an open area and 10 minutes and the bigger guy will look like a pile of bloody prime rib.

...unless the little guy can't take a punch. :lol

What open space? They're going to fight in an octagon(In LEONARD's imagination land)

[LEONARD]

And I'd have a hard time believing Shaq wouldn't just grab this faggot by the neck and squeeze him till his head pops off.

:lmao


Realistically, anyone who really knows how to fight (and has been in plenty of them) knows that size can be easily neutralized. There are a few occasions where a guy will beat the shit out of a smaller guy even if he's not as skilled a fighter, but 9 times out of ten, you give a small, skilled guy an open area and 10 minutes and the bigger guy will look like a pile of bloody prime rib.

...unless the little guy can't take a punch. :lol

Shaq could be given a free shot at Penn and he'd walk right through it...


What open space? They're going to fight in an octagon(In LEONARD's imagination land)

BJ would destroy Shaq in a cubicle...wouldn't matter...

[dirk4mvp]

You really need to take the collective cocks from the MMA out of your mouth.

[LEONARD]

How about you explain to me how Shaq would "grab this faggot by the neck and squeeze him till his head pops"...

I mean, that sounds so realistic and well thought out...you clearly have vast knowledge of who BJ Penn is. I'm not sure how to counter it...but I'll try.

Shaq wouldn't be able to land a punch.
If he did manage to land anything, BJ would walk right through it.
Shaq would bow out after a couple of leg kicks, if Penn cared to throw them.
Shaq would get beat-up standing.
and if Shaq was able to grab him and somehow get him to the ground, he would get his arm snapped or get choked out in no time.

Shaq is actually a huge MMA fan, and has trained some too. But he'd still get peter-rolled by Penn. Insert whoever you want...Dwight Howard, LeBron, etc...

Size and muscles don't win fights...

[mexicanjunior]

This thread now has hot chicks
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v699/b1gheff/whoa.jpg

That kind of looks like Krissy Joe from "Rock of Love", except with blonde hair...

[monosylab1k]

How about you explain to me how Shaq would "grab this faggot by the neck and squeeze him till his head pops"...

I mean, that sounds so realistic and well thought out...you clearly have vast knowledge of who BJ Penn is. I'm not sure how to counter it...but I'll try.

Shaq wouldn't be able to land a punch.
If he did manage to land anything, BJ would walk right through it.
Shaq would bow out after a couple of leg kicks, if Penn cared to throw them.
Shaq would get beat-up standing.
and if Shaq was able to grab him and somehow get him to the ground, he would get his arm snapped or get choked out in no time.

Shaq is actually a huge MMA fan, and has trained some too. But he'd still get peter-rolled by Penn. Insert whoever you want...Dwight Howard, LeBron, etc...

Size and muscles don't win fights...

Here's how I think the fight would go

Shaq grabs the faggot by the neck
Shaq squeezes him till his head pops off

[desflood]

What happened, Leonard? Decided to give the trolls a taste of their own medicine?

[DisAsTerBot]

Size and muscles don't win fights...

well, that's good for you then...

[IronMexican]

If size and muscle hardly mean anything, then why do they separate these fighters by weight?

[monosylab1k]

If size and muscle hardly mean anything, then why do they separate these fighters by weight?

To protect the bigger guys from getting their asses kicked.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I voted for BJ, mostly because I wish failure upon Shaq in all things. But also because the few times I've ever seen him throw a punch in fights he looks like he's swinging underwater.

[LEONARD]

What happened, Leonard? Decided to give the trolls a taste of their own medicine?

What do you mean? :ihit


If size and muscle hardly mean anything, then why do they separate these fighters by weight?

They separate the fighters into weight classes as part of the regulations to make MMA a legit and legal sport.

I said size and muscles don't win fights, meaning that just because Shaq is a monster it doesn't mean he can fight...or pinch somebody's head off...lol

Baddest man on the planet is 6' 225 lbs and not ripped...
http://www.mmaweekly.com/absolutenm/articlefiles/6112-25_FedorEmelianenkoPrideUSA.jpg

:ihit

[tlongII]

To protect the bigger guys from getting their asses kicked.

:lmao

[tlongII]

The thing is I think Leonard is a pretty big guy so I have no idea why he's spewing this drivel? If I remember correctly I think he once said he's around 6-0 or 6-1 and over 200 lbs. I'm 6-1 and 225 lbs. Shaq vs BJ would be the equivalent of me vs somebody at 120 lbs. If you can find somebody at 120 that wants to fight me I would be glad to give him a shot! :tu

[IronMexican]

The thing is I think Leonard is a pretty big guy so I have no idea why he's spewing this drivel? If I remember correctly I think he once said he's around 6-0 or 6-1 and over 200 lbs. I'm 6-1 and 225 lbs. Shaq vs BJ would be the equivalent of me vs somebody at 120 lbs. If you can find somebody at 120 that wants to fight me I would be glad to give him a shot! :tu

:lol

[monosylab1k]

http://www.mmaweekly.com/absolutenm/articlefiles/6112-25_FedorEmelianenkoPrideUSA.jpg

:ihit

you expect us to believe Herc from The Wire can fight?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

See, now if someone would bother to put a card like this together I would probably pay to see it.

Shaq vs. MMA lightweight
tlong vs. Helium weight championship boxer (upon further review, 120 would be someone around a bantamweight)
Shawn Bradley vs. three fat midgets each with backgrounds in a different fighting style

You could charge whatever you wanted for that PPV and I'd watch it.

[LEONARD]

The thing is I think Leonard is a pretty big guy so I have no idea why he's spewing this drivel? If I remember correctly I think he once said he's around 6-0 or 6-1 and over 200 lbs. I'm 6-1 and 225 lbs. Shaq vs BJ would be the equivalent of me vs somebody at 120 lbs. If you can find somebody at 120 that wants to fight me I would be glad to give him a shot! :tu

135 lbs Miguel Torres would destroy you in under 30 seconds...
http://versus.img.cdn.dayport.com/img/MIGUEL_TORRES_300.jpg

Drivel? BJ Penn smoking Shaq is not a bit...lol

[IronMexican]

135 lbs Miguel Torres would destroy you in under 30 seconds...
http://versus.img.cdn.dayport.com/img/MIGUEL_TORRES_300.jpg

Drivel? BJ Penn smoking Shaq is not a bit...lol

Could this guy beat Shaq?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Could this guy beat Shaq?

Probably not, but a larger fighter could pick Miguel up and beat Shaq with him.

[monosylab1k]

http://versus.img.cdn.dayport.com/img/MIGUEL_TORRES_300.jpg



I'm pretty sure I saw that guy mowing my lawn this summer.

[monosylab1k]

Could this guy beat Shaq?

Without a doubt, but there's a 90 lb. woman ready to kick that guy's ass.

[IronMexican]

I gotta say, no one under 200 pounds can kick Shaq's ass.

[LEONARD]

Could this guy beat Shaq?

Probably...he doesn't strike near as hard as BJ but he could certainly pull an armbar on him....and throw some nice legkicks which would make Shaq think twice about what he was doing...


I gotta say, no one under 200 pounds can kick Shaq's ass.

Do you know who BJ Penn is? Just curious.

How about Anderson Silva? He's under 200 lbs... :lol

[IronMexican]

Probably...he doesn't strike near as hard as BJ but he could certainly pull an armbar on him....and throw some nice legkicks which would make Shaq think twice about what he was doing...



Do you know who BJ Penn is? Just curious.

How about Anderson Silva? He's under 200 lbs... :lol

Alright, we will live in you're MMA world. Where MMA is gonna be bigger than Boxing ever will be, and NBA players are a bunch of pussies, who can't fight.

[monosylab1k]

Do you know who BJ Penn is? Just curious.

The magician guy, right? Works with the little mute fella, but he's not really mute it's just part of the act.

[desflood]

and NBA players are a bunch of pussies,
They aren't?

[IronMexican]

They aren't?

You know them outside of watching them on TV? You've hung out with them? I'd like to know.

[LEONARD]

Alright, we will live in you're MMA world. Where MMA is gonna be bigger than Boxing ever will be, and NBA players are a bunch of pussies, who can't fight.

I didn't say NBA players are "pussies"...but they can't fight, in the grand scheme of things...

Saying that nobody under 200 lbs could whip Shaq proves that you're talking out your ass...

[monosylab1k]

you're talking out your ass...

http://ganjataz.com/general-bollocks/images/by-GT/forum-shitz/pot-kettle-black.jpg

[I Love Me Some Me]

What I wouldn't give for a Rappin' BJ Penn right now.

[IronMexican]

It's also funny watching these MMA fans crying about people spamming their board. what were you guys doing to non-MMa threads in the "Other Sports" section before you got the MMA forum? Spamming them.

[monosylab1k]

It's also funny watching these MMA fans crying about people spamming their board. what were you guys doing to non-MMa threads in the "Other Sports" section before you got the MMA forum? Spamming them.

They cried like bitches because I dared to start a rugby thread in there, saying that I was subliminally dissing MMA.

[IronMexican]

Everyone knows MMA and rugby have had a long heated rivalry since the earl 1900's.

[desflood]

You know them outside of watching them on TV? You've hung out with them? I'd like to know.
All I "know" is that I can't think of any other profession in which you get to sit on your ass for four weeks when you sprain your ankle.

Just sayin'.

[monosylab1k]

All I "know" is that I can't think of any other profession in which you get to sit on your ass for four weeks when you sprain your ankle.

Just sayin'.

Most professions have you sitting on your ass regardless.

[LEONARD]

It's also funny watching these MMA fans crying about people spamming their board. what were you guys doing to non-MMa threads in the "Other Sports" section before you got the MMA forum? Spamming them.

Again, this is THE CLUB where you can post anything...

The only thing I spammed in Other Sports was Nascar, because a Nascar fan was dogging MMA...

[IronMexican]

Again, this is THE CLUB where you can post anything...

The only thing I spammed in Other Sports was Nascar, because a Nascar fan was dogging MMA...

I could pull a couple threads right now that you guys spammed. And I wasn't talking about the Club. Did you notice I said other sports?

[tlongII]

Leonard,

I LOVE MMA, and I think you know that. However, you need to recognize that SIZE MATTERS!

[tlongII]

Miguel Torres isn't 120 lbs like I suggested.

[tlongII]

I still think I could kick his ass though. I would just need to get my hands on him.

[tlongII]

Do I win if I pick him up and throw him out of the cage?

[MrChug]

I seriously doubt that more than 3 or 4 people have had a knockdown, dragout, ripped up hands, my-hair -hurts-the-next-day, "damn I gotta tell people I fought again", "fk I'm glad I didn't kill the guy", find bruises 3 weeks later fight with a guy bigger than them.

I'd bet the fkn farm that some guys are speaking from the "I got my ass kicked ONLY because he was bigger" perspective.

If you know how to fight, you can use weight, speed (or lack thereof) against a bigger man.

Now, are we speaking realistically? Sure, a man like Snaq A'Peal is larger than anyone that anyone HERE has ever faced. Something tells me that it could be a very quick fight if the big man got his hand on dude's throat and just tried to pummel him. Sure. That's an if. But could YOU kick the shit out of that little man because (some of) you are bigger than him?!?!?! FUCK NO.

THAT should be the question.

[Mr Dio]

135 lbs Miguel Torres would destroy you in under 30 seconds...
http://versus.img.cdn.dayport.com/img/MIGUEL_TORRES_300.jpg

Drivel? BJ Penn smoking Shaq is not a bit...lol

:lol
I have to admit, I laughed at Leonard's post of Fake-dor being the baddest dude on the planet HOWEVER, when I 1st read TLongs post about giving a small guy a shot, M.A.T. was the 1st dude to pop into my mind & did so in a millisecond. Miguel is a bad, Bad, BAD dude. No matter his size. I concur w/L on the fact M.A.T. will take the TLong fight :toast, however, Leonard, you & I both know it'll take at least 33 seconds. :lol

[BlackSwordsMan]

Fedor >

[LEONARD]

Leonard,

I LOVE MMA, and I think you know that. However, you need to recognize that SIZE MATTERS!

How would Shaq do after taking a couple legkicks?

How would he defend ANY submission on the ground?

How would he land strikes on the feet?

He would get worked...


Miguel Torres isn't 120 lbs like I suggested.

I could find a 120 lb'r then...


I still think I could kick his ass though. I would just need to get my hands on him.

You're insane... :lmao

Get your hands on him? I'm in disbelief that an MMA fan thinks that way...

What exactly would you do to him?


:lol
I have to admit, I laughed at Leonard's post of Fake-dor being the baddest dude on the planet HOWEVER, when I 1st read TLongs post about giving a small guy a shot, M.A.T. was the 1st dude to pop into my mind & did so in a millisecond. Miguel is a bad, Bad, BAD dude. No matter his size. I concur w/L on the fact M.A.T. will take the TLong fight :toast, however, Leonard, you & I both know it'll take at least 33 seconds. :lol

Oh hell...

Fake-dor...good one! :lmao

At least you realize how bad Torres would rape Tlong...maybe you do have some common sense afterall...

[polandprzem]

Penn would start with bitchslap

And then the rest

[monosylab1k]

I still don't get how a fat magician is gonna beat up Shaq.

[LEONARD]

He'd make Shaq cry and lick his blood too...
http://i31.tinypic.com/25hcqyv.gif

[ATRAIN]

BJ would just have to run around Snack for a round to get him tired. Snack is always out of shape since he is a huge fat ass.

[BlackSwordsMan]

He'd make Shaq cry and lick his blood too...
http://i31.tinypic.com/25hcqyv.gif

that's retarded
hope he got aids

[tlongII]

Shaq's arms are bigger than BJ's legs. Those leg kicks would have no effect on him. Shaq could backhand him and send him flying across the ring! :lol

[ATRAIN]

Do I win if I pick him up and throw him out of the cage?

No in a cage match you have to be the first one out. What about a hell in the cell match?

[tlongII]

No in a cage match you have to be the first one out. What about a hell in the cell match?

Sounds good. I'm down with that.

[monosylab1k]

Yeah but could any of these fighters beat a mongoose? Don't think so, those fuckers can kick a cobra's ass.

[LEONARD]

Shaq's arms are bigger than BJ's legs. Those leg kicks would have no effect on him. Shaq could backhand him and send him flying across the ring! :lol

Are you sure you've watched a lot of MMA? I'm really starting to question that...

Shaq's arms are not bigger than BJ's legs, and it wouldn't matter if they were.

Big legs does not = the ability to absorb a legkick

Backhand...really? I think you're doing a bit now...

[mavs>spurs2]

I don't think its really possible for a 5ft 8 guy to beat a 7ft 1 guy in a fight..I mean come on he'd come to about somewhere between Shaq's stomach and chest. He'd have to jump to land a punch. Now I completely understand that a 6ft 2 225 pound light heavyweight could probably destroy Shaq, but a little 5ft 8 guy is kind of stretching it. He'd look like a 10 year old boy standing next to Shaq.

[tlongII]

I suppose he could tell him how his ass taste.

[stretch]

How is this spamming THE CLUB :lol

The Club
Discuss anything that is on your mind. Let it all hang out :)

All I did was give my own personal opinion on MMA. No trolling there. Just personal thoughts.

[ATRAIN]

All I did was give my own personal opinion on MMA. No trolling there. Just personal thoughts.

I guess Kori didnt agree with your opinion of it since she deleted half of your posts (not only in that forum) for those few days.

[IronMexican]

I bet if everyone from NBA discussion went into the MMA section and posted "Lakers by 4" Mavs by 6" They would cry.

[stretch]

I don't think its really possible for a 5ft 8 guy to beat a 7ft 1 guy in a fight..I mean come on he'd come to about somewhere between Shaq's stomach and chest. He'd have to jump to land a punch. Now I completely understand that a 6ft 2 225 pound light heavyweight could probably destroy Shaq, but a little 5ft 8 guy is kind of stretching it. He'd look like a 10 year old boy standing next to Shaq.

Little Mac did it, and he beat fucking Mike Tyson.

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z169/aliascate/jan04_punchout_04.jpg

[stretch]

I guess Kori didnt agree with your opinion of it since she deleted half of your posts (not only in that forum) for those few days.

The only reason she did was because of the whiny MMA and Texas Tech bitches.

[ATRAIN]

I bet if everyone from NBA discussion went into the MMA section and posted "Lakers by 4" Mavs by 6" They would cry.

You see thats just stupid. There is a NBA forum for that. If you posted that in the Spurs forum it would get moved by the "admins". They move political shit thats posted in there to the Political thread all the time. Maybe Leonard should have posted this in the NBA forum since having Snack in it makes it part of a NBA thing. Or maybe he should have posted this in the MMA forum since its about fighting. What Stretch did was straight up trolling and guess what his thread got deleted. He was trolling the the College sports thread and some of this posts got deleted.

[stretch]

I bet if everyone from NBA discussion went into the MMA section and posted "Lakers by 4" Mavs by 6" They would cry.

look now

[stretch]

lol, poll results

[ATRAIN]

The only reason she did was because of the whiny MMA and Texas Tech bitches.

Although I wouldnt rat on someone you were annoying those few days and im sure they know whats going on in their own site. They prob didnt get complaints, but who knows. Either way this whole argument is stupid, every forum has its trolls that just want to piss people off. Every forum has its police that feel that thread should be moved or what not. Every thread gets hijacked from time to time (shit im guilty for hijacking threads all the time).

[stretch]

Although I wouldnt rat on someone you were annoying those few days and im sure they know whats going on in their own site. They prob didnt get complaints, but who knows. Either way this whole argument is stupid, every forum has its trolls that just want to piss people off. Every forum has its police that feel that thread should be moved or what not. Every thread gets hijacked from time to time (shit im guilty for hijacking threads all the time).

Actually it was only one day.

And yes, Kori got complaints. That's why they got deleted.

[ATRAIN]

look now

and you do it again to try and be funny or so that some other posters can like you, thats just sad man. Im disappointed in you man.

[IronMexican]

You see thats just stupid. There is a NBA forum for that. If you posted that in the Spurs forum it would get moved by the "admins". They move political shit thats posted in there to the Political thread all the time. Maybe Leonard should have posted this in the NBA forum since having Snack in it makes it part of a NBA thing. Or maybe he should have posted this in the MMA forum since its about fighting. What Stretch did was straight up trolling and guess what his thread got deleted. He was trolling the the College sports thread and some of this posts got deleted.

Like you guys posting in other sports section, and spamming non MMA threads before the MMA section was up? I never spammed the MMA section, but that wasn't cool. And now you guys get mad when people spam the MMA section.

[stretch]

and you do it again to try and be funny or so that some other posters can like you, thats just sad man. Im disappointed in you man.

Yes, now I feel awful that I disappointed you because I posted a thread on an internet forum that made fun of MMA. :rolleyes

[stretch]

Like you guys posting in other sports section, and spamming non MMA threads before the MMA section was up? I never spammed the MMA section, but that wasn't cool. And now you guys get mad when people spam the MMA section.

lol, hypocritical, isnt it?

[ATRAIN]

Like you guys posting in other sports section, and spamming non MMA threads before the MMA section was up? I never spammed the MMA section, but that wasn't cool. And now you guys get mad when people spam the MMA section.

Well considering I dont know what your talking about ill take your word for it. Yeah that wasnt cool. Its pretty amazing that you seem to know so much and have only been here 6 months.

[ATRAIN]

Yes, now I feel awful that I disappointed you because I posted a thread on an internet forum that made fun of MMA. :rolleyes

You really dont get it do you.

[stretch]

I just wonder what is it that makes MMA fans so insecure about their sport? If you guys like it, and other people don't, who gives a shit? Enjoy your sport because you like it. Don't get upset just because other people don't. There are millions of people that don't like basketball, but oh well. None of us give a damn, because it's a personal preference. I'm not going to sit here wasting my time trying to change someone's opinion on such a thing. On the other hand, Leonard waltzed into an NBA thread with the intent to compare a fight that happened in the NBA to MMA fighting... something completely off topic and pointless to even talk about and was simply done to glorify the MMA in the NBA forum, so in a sense, that right there could be considered trolling. Only thing was, with his insecurities about the sport, when everyone started messing around saying Shaq would win (which I'm sure most of them don't truly believe and were only saying that to irritate Leonard, and if they do believe it, they don't know what they are talking about), he took it another step further by getting all defensive and starting a stupid fucking thread like this. His attempt to troll completely backfired and ended in a hot, steaming pile of fail.

[stretch]

You really dont get it do you.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c291/Random_Chaos999/lolinternet2.gif

[LEONARD]

I don't think its really possible for a 5ft 8 guy to beat a 7ft 1 guy in a fight..I mean come on he'd come to about somewhere between Shaq's stomach and chest. He'd have to jump to land a punch. Now I completely understand that a 6ft 2 225 pound light heavyweight could probably destroy Shaq, but a little 5ft 8 guy is kind of stretching it. He'd look like a 10 year old boy standing next to Shaq.

How about a 5'11" guy against a 7'2" 360 lbs guy (that's actually a trained fighter)???
http://www.mfight.co.kr/news_img/pnews/choivsfedor3(2).jpg

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3xa4g_fedor-emelianenkovshong-man-choi_extreme

This isn't a boxing match...it's a fight...Penn could win without throwing a strike if he wanted to. Shaq's flying armbar defense is probably non-existent. SNAP...fight over....easy money.

"a 6ft 2 225 pound light heavyweight could probably destroy Shaq"

Probably? :wow

[Trainwreck2100]

Both would lose to Sagat in the next round

[stretch]

How about a 5'11" guy against a 7'2" 360 lbs guy (that's actually a trained fighter)???
http://www.mfight.co.kr/news_img/pnews/choivsfedor3(2).jpg

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3xa4g_fedor-emelianenkovshong-man-choi_extreme

This isn't a boxing match...it's a fight...Penn could win without throwing a strike if he wanted to. Shaq's flying armbar defense is probably non-existent. SNAP...fight over....easy money.

"a 6ft 2 225 pound light heavyweight could probably destroy Shaq"

Probably? :wow

Dude.

Fact is, if someone honestly thinks that Shaq could take a trained UFC fighter, they are simply ignorant. Anyone with any sort of logic knows that Shaq would get his ass whupped. Why waste your time responding to ignorance?

[stretch]

Both would lose to Sagat in the next round

Ryu > Sagat

[ATRAIN]

Both would lose to Sagat in the next round

Fuck that Ryu would own all

[ATRAIN]

Ryu > Sagat

Fuck you for beating me to the punch

[LEONARD]

Dude.

Fact is, if someone honestly thinks that Shaq could take a trained UFC fighter, they are simply ignorant. Anyone with any sort of logic knows that Shaq would get his ass whupped. Why waste your time responding to ignorance?

I like to educate the ignorant in my free time...

[dirk4mvp]

Ryu > Sagat


http://fantasybaseballnonsense.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/streetfighter_dhalsim_illust.png >>>these fags

[LEONARD]

Cartoons and video games are gay...

[mavs>spurs2]

How about a 5'11" guy against a 7'2" 360 lbs guy (that's actually a trained fighter)???
http://www.mfight.co.kr/news_img/pnews/choivsfedor3(2).jpg

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3xa4g_fedor-emelianenkovshong-man-choi_extreme

This isn't a boxing match...it's a fight...Penn could win without throwing a strike if he wanted to. Shaq's flying armbar defense is probably non-existent. SNAP...fight over....easy money.

"a 6ft 2 225 pound light heavyweight could probably destroy Shaq"

Probably? :wow

Worded that wrong. Any MMA fighter with less than a 1 and a half foot size disadvantage would destroy shaq. But it's kind of like saying the best midget mma fighter could beat up a grown man. The only thing Penn could do to Shaq is headbutt him in the balls or something ridiculous. No, but seriously, I guess if he was able to kick him in the legs and incapacitate him maybe, but it would be one funny ass fight to watch.

[stretch]

http://fantasybaseballnonsense.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/streetfighter_dhalsim_illust.png >>>these fags

Ryu #1
Dhalsim #2
Guile #3

all the rest are fags.

[dirk4mvp]

Cartoons and video games are gay...


I'll bet you buy a 360 when the UFC game comes out so you can now play gay sex, instead of just watching it.

[dirk4mvp]

Dhalsim #1
Ryu #2
Guile #3

all the rest are fags.


fixed, but yeah.

[ATRAIN]

Ryu #1
Dhalsim #2
Guile #3

all the rest are fags.

Dhalsim sucks and where is KEN, he has the same training as RYU?

[LEONARD]

Worded that wrong. Any MMA fighter with less than a 1 and a half foot size disadvantage would destroy shaq. But it's kind of like saying the best midget mma fighter could beat up a grown man. The only thing Penn could do to Shaq is headbutt him in the balls or something ridiculous. No, but seriously, I guess if he was able to kick him in the legs and incapacitate him maybe, but it would be one funny ass fight to watch.

Shaq would probably bow out after 2-3 lowkicks...


I'll bet you buy a 360 when the UFC game comes out so you can now play gay sex, instead of just watching it.

I can't express to you how disinterested I am in the UFC video...or ANY video game...

[dirk4mvp]

Dhalsim sucks


:wow

:td

[ATRAIN]

:wow

:td

What do you mean wow he is the slowest fucker on there. Do you have SF2 on your xbox? Ill show you how much he sucks against RYU!!!!

[dirk4mvp]

What do you mean wow he is the slowest fucker on there. Do you have SF2 on your xbox? Ill show you how much he sucks against RYU!!!!


I have the trial version. This thread inspired me to go buy some MS points though.

[ATRAIN]

I have the trial version. This thread inspired me to go buy some MS points though.

You fucking better, ill be online later and I CHALLENGE YOU!!!

[monosylab1k]

I bet if everyone from NBA discussion went into the MMA section and posted "Lakers by 4" Mavs by 6" They would cry.

Hell, once I posted nothing but legit, MMA related threads for a day or two and they cried to Kori about it.

[stretch]

What do you mean wow he is the slowest fucker on there. Do you have SF2 on your xbox? Ill show you how much he sucks against RYU!!!!

He can also deliver a kick to the face halfway across the screen.

[monosylab1k]

I like to educate the ignorant in my free time...

:lmao nobody actually believes Shaq would win, we're all fucking with you, you're just too goddamn stupid to figure this shit out.

"Shaq would grab that faggot by the neck and pop his head off".......:lmao

[IronMexican]

Well considering I dont know what your talking about ill take your word for it. Yeah that wasnt cool. Its pretty amazing that you seem to know so much and have only been here 6 months.
i can pull a couple threads right now. It's not like it was a distant past ago.

[IronMexican]

Goku could kick anyones ass. Especially after Frieza destroyed Namek, and got Goku pissed.

[ATRAIN]

Hell, once I posted nothing but legit, MMA related threads for a day or two and they cried to Kori about it.

thats because no one likes you


He can also deliver a kick to the face halfway across the screen.

He still sucks


i can pull a couple threads right now. It's not like it was a distant past ago.


I wasnt involved in them but I would like to see that

[dirk4mvp]

:lmao nobody actually believes Shaq would win, we're all fucking with you, you're just too goddamn stupid to figure this shit out.

"Shaq would grab that faggot by the neck and pop his head off".......:lmao


:rollin

[dirk4mvp]

Dhalsim >> any MMA fighter

[IronMexican]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=103756

Just look at the second post. Obviously it wasn't much, but that's trolling other peoples topics. And if mono was true that you guys cried over a rugby thread, that's hilarious. There were more threads, but I am too lazy to look.

[monosylab1k]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=103756

Just look at the second post. Obviously it wasn't much, but that's trolling other peoples topics. And if mono was true that you guys cried over a rugby thread, that's hilarious. There were more threads, but I am too lazy to look.

here it is

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=77203


I assumed this thread was a shot at the MMA threads here based on how you wrote it...

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao

[ATRAIN]

here it is

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=77203



:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao


So your complaining from 1 post because I dont see Leonards comment as trolling. Grantad Dallaskd ok maybe that wasnt called for but he never commented again about that so I dont think he was prob just messing around but only he can answer that. Either way this whole thing is stupid.

[monosylab1k]

So your complaining from 1 post because I dont see Leonards comment as trolling. Grantad Dallaskd ok maybe that wasnt called for but he never commented again about that so I dont think he was prob just messing around but only he can answer that. Either way this whole thing is stupid.

That wasn't about them trolling, that was about them being whiny little pussies. I didn't even say shit about MMA and they took my rugby thread as some sort of insult.

[ATRAIN]

That wasn't about them trolling, that was about them being whiny little pussies. I didn't even say shit about MMA and they took my rugby thread as some sort of insult.

LOL Fuck man I take everything you say as an insult hahaha.

[ATRAIN]

That wasn't about them trolling, that was about them being whiny little pussies. I didn't even say shit about MMA and they took my rugby thread as some sort of insult.

LOL yeah though I was confused when I read that hahaha I guess people know you to well around here.

[monosylab1k]

LOL Fuck man I take everything you say as an insult hahaha.

:lol at least you've never gone crying to Kori about me, I gotta credit you with that :toast you just trade insults with me like a man

[ATRAIN]

:lol at least you've never gone crying to Kori about me, I gotta credit you with that :toast you just trade insults with me like a man

MAN I would be a hypocrite if I ever cried to her cause im sure people have cried to her about me. Shit she prob wouldnt listen to me anyways since Timvp hates me. Yeah its fun pissing you off and I know you do the same to me. Its ok though cause one day ill find you and beat the shit out of you. Its all in good fun :toast LOL.

[LEONARD]

:lmao nobody actually believes Shaq would win, we're all fucking with you, you're just too goddamn stupid to figure this shit out.

"Shaq would grab that faggot by the neck and pop his head off".......:lmao

No really, there are people that believe it...not everybody is doing a bit...

[IronMexican]

The one person under 160 who could kick Shaq's ass


http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Bruce-Lee-Poster-Card-C10285344.jpeg

[ATRAIN]

The one person under 160 who could kick Shaq's ass


http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Bruce-Lee-Poster-Card-C10285344.jpeg


he could do it in under 60 seconds.

[IronMexican]

he could do it in under 60 seconds.

I seriously doubt even that long. I would have Lee winning in about 20-30 seconds.

[tlongII]

No really, there are people that believe it...not everybody is doing a bit...

I believe it and I still believe it. It's absurd to think that any 155 lb dude could take out Shaq. Of course this can't be proven though as they'll never fight.

[LEONARD]

I believe it and I still believe it. It's absurd to think that any 155 lb dude could take out Shaq. Of course this can't be proven though as they'll never fight.

See... :lol

[tlongII]

Dude, one of my best friends is a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. I'll have to ask him what he thinks, but I would be surprised if he agreed with you.

[cornbread]

I hope you guys aren't serious that a 135 pound actor would beat Shaq in a fight.

[LEONARD]

Dude, one of my best friends is a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. I'll have to ask him what he thinks, but I would be surprised if he agreed with you.

Does he know anything about MMA or BJ Penn? If not, his perspective means nothing...

[tlongII]

Does he know anything about MMA or BJ Penn? If not, his perspective means nothing...

I have no idea, but I do know that he knows how to fight. I've seen him beat the shit out of many people. :lol

[tlongII]

And if his perspective means nothing what does that say about yours?

[BlackSwordsMan]

TKD is not MMA

[Mr Dio]

Oh hell...

Fake-dor...good one! :lmao

At least you realize how bad Torres would rape Tlong...maybe you do have some common sense afterall...


:toast
Just a little, but common sense is knowing not all opinions will be the same. :hat

I, and many others, are still waiting for that MMA fighter turned actor to stop running & fight a "real" opponent. (Hint: Tim Sylvia isn't a top notch opponent)

[BlackSwordsMan]

Is Andrei a top notch opponent to you?

[Mr Dio]

Is Andrei a top notch opponent to you?

IDK about the current AA.
I used to really enjoy watching him fight but damn, too often that jaw appeared to be made by Tiffany & Co. He isn't bad but if top notch is top 1-5, :nope no. If top notch is top 10, yeah, AA is top 10. Currently.

I think as of right now, not living in the years past or in fantasyland any one of Mir, Minotauro, Randy or Brock can beat FE if, IF he ever got a pair. It wouldn't suprise me to see the Jan '09 fight in the Honda go either way.

It can be said though, every fighter declines. FE has had a good run over there. IMO, Fake-dor has done enough circus acts & side show dramas.
Get in & fight "someone" before the big excuse is, "He's old" AA is a good start, but step up man!

[LEONARD]

IDK about the current AA.
I used to really enjoy watching him fight but damn, too often that jaw appeared to be made by Tiffany & Co. He isn't bad but if top notch is top 1-5, :nope no. If top notch is top 10, yeah, AA is top 10. Currently.


AA's "glass jaw" was very over-stated...he's proven that it's not bad since his 2nd fight with Tim...

If you don't give Fedor credit for fighting (and destroying like NOBODY ever has before) Tim Sylvia, and now fighting Arlovski next...then you're just hating on the dude. You've shown in the past that you have issues with Russian and Japanese fighters though, so it's pointless to even discuss actually...but I'll continue on now...

I'm sure you expected big Tim to win, but since he was completely outclassed you're going to downplay it. It's ok...tons of people are doing the same thing. People were picking Tim for all these different reasons and it wasn't even a fight...so they had to flip their stance 180* and say that Tim was never any good anyway...

Now the same will start with AA. What are YOUR HW rankings? And don't put your boys Vera & Kongo in there... :lol

MMAWeekly
1. Fedor Emelianenko
2. Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira
3. Josh Barnett
4. Andrei Arlovski
5. Randy Couture
6. Tim Sylvia
7. Gabriel Gonzaga
8. Fabricio Werdum
9. Mirko Cro Cop Filipovic
10. Brock Lesnar

Sherdog
1. Fedor Emelianenko
2. Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira
3. Andrei Arlovski
4. Josh Barnett
5. Brock Lesnar
6. Randy Couture
7. Tim Sylvia
8. Ben Rothwell
9. Alistair Overeem
10. Junior dos Santos

How about BloodyElbow, who puts a ton of effort/thought into their rankings... (these are pre-Couture-Lesnar)
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2008/10/27/647399/bloody-elbow-october-mma-m

again...AA is top 5 in just about any list. But he's not a top notch opponent in your opinion? What is the list of top notch guys he needs to fight in order for you to give him credit?

There are only so many top 5 guys for him to fight...Barnett is about all that's left after AA.


I think as of right now, not living in the years past or in fantasyland any one of Mir, Minotauro, Randy or Brock can beat FE if, IF he ever got a pair. It wouldn't suprise me to see the Jan '09 fight in the Honda go either way.

Make a damn pick...any fight can go any way, but who are YOU picking? If "Fake-dor" sucks so bad, surely you're picking AA right??

Are you ignoring the fact that Fedor already smashed Nogueira twice, WHILE IN HIS PRIME & THOUGHT TO BE UNBEATABLE!!?? How the fuck would he beat Fedor now? Give me a break man. :lol

Randy? Come on now...did you see his case of failed smile while in the ring with Fedor after he smoked Tim? He wanted no part of it. I'm sure he would've fought him because he's a gamer, but his chances of winning would've been SMALL...

MIR???!!!! :lmao

Brock? Who knows about him just yet, but Fedor would armbar him, release it, armbar him again...as many times as he wanted. Not to mention outstriking him while it was on the feet.

You must be doing a bit...there is no other explanation...


It can be said though, every fighter declines. FE has had a good run over there. IMO, Fake-dor has done enough circus acts & side show dramas. Get in & fight "someone" before the big excuse is, "He's old" AA is a good start, but step up man!

His "start" were guys like...

Crocop in his prime...
Herring when everybody thought he was the next big thing...
Hunt who is very dangerous and would do well in the UFC...
Coleman when he was still solid...
Sylvia, who no matter what anybody says about him, is a tough matchup for anybody...

Fedor just turned 32...he's far from old...

The big question for Fedor will be how he's managed and how long he cares to fight. It looks like he'll be testing himself in ADCC next year too, which would further enhance his legacy if he were to win the open weight title...

[LEONARD]

I have no idea, but I do know that he knows how to fight. I've seen him beat the shit out of many people. :lol

That's great, but if he doesn't know BJ Penn's skillset or anything about submissions, then it's pointless...

Still curious to see what he says though...

[Evan]

Mr Dio

If Tim isn't top notch then who is? Love or hate the guy nobody in MMA has fought more elite fighters than him. Look at his records and consider where they were when he fought them. You don't have to like Tim but you should appreciate what he has done and who he has fought.

Arlovski is a bad ass...he went through a bad spell where he was either scared to lose or injured but the Arlovski of today could be the best we have ever seen.

Fedor...I have relentlessly criticized his opposition but he is the best HW. Lesnar likely would lose to Fedor today and there is no way Nog or Randy would win. I have a feeling Nog is past his prime, already.The way he picked apart Tim was nothing short of spectacular.

[Mr Dio]

If you don't give Fedor credit for fighting (and destroying like NOBODY ever has before) Tim Sylvia, and now fighting Arlovski next...then you're just hating on the dude. You've shown in the past that you have issues with Russian and Japanese fighters though, so it's pointless to even discuss actually...but I'll continue on now...

So a person is a racist if they don't think Tim was the 2nd best fighter in the world? :lol You discredit yourself with that stmnt, I don't even need to add to it. :lol AA I do like as a fighther, but he isn't top 5, IMO. Wow!, so I guess I'm a racist then, per your "common sense" :lol

===
===

I'm sure you expected big Tim to win,


No, I didn't. I doubt your love for Fake-dor will see that that though, as clearly as I've stated it. No. Please apply that massive load of common sense you have and point out exactly where I stated/alluded to that? It's hilarious that you even hint that Tim was a top notch fighter when they fought. :lol

===
===

Now the same will start with AA. What are YOUR HW rankings? And don't put your boys Vera & Kongo in there... :lol

News Flash!
Vera moved to LHW! :lmao Wow, so Leo doesn't know everything like he'd like people to think????
Where is your "boy" CroFlop??? He ever get his toenail removed from his ass? :rollin

===
===

again...AA is top 5 in just about any list. But he's not a top notch opponent in your opinion?

Read my post(s) in this thread again, take your blood pressure meds, think about how you said CroFlop was gonna (run through) the UFC HW division, breathe, then reconsider how much of a fool you're coming off as right now. :lol It's called, an OPINION Leo. Now take another breath.

===
===


Make a damn pick...any fight can go any way, but who are YOU picking? If "Fake-dor" sucks so bad, surely you're picking AA right??


Read above post, :lol again.

===
===

Are you ignoring the fact that Fedor already smashed Nogueira twice, WHILE IN HIS PRIME & THOUGHT TO BE UNBEATABLE!!?? How the fuck would he beat Fedor now? Give me a break man. :lol

So your saying Nog is washed up? :lol

===
===

Randy? Come on now...did you see his case of failed smile while in the ring with Fedor after he smoked Tim? He wanted no part of it. I'm sure he would've fought him because he's a gamer, but his chances of winning would've been SMALL...

MIR???!!!! :lmao

Brock? Who knows about him just yet, but Fedor would armbar him, release it, armbar him again...as many times as he wanted. Not to mention outstriking him while it was on the feet.

Well well, we see you actually have, an OPINION> I guess, it this crazy world, others might actually have one as well???? :lol BTW, since you obviously can see the future please post the next 10 sets of winning MegaMillions #s. :lmao


===
===


Leo, it's obvious how much you feel for FE.
Try not to let your personal feelings for him cloud your judement.
It's makes you look, well, you know, AND NOTHING is wrong with being that way. Plenty of us joke about it but it's nice to see someone who is actually comfy with it. I get it, you're a HUGE fan of PRIDE.

[Mr Dio]

Mr Dio

If Tim isn't top notch then who is? Love or hate the guy nobody in MMA has fought more elite fighters than him. Look at his records and consider where they were when he fought them. You don't have to like Tim but you should appreciate what he has done and who he has fought.

Arlovski is a bad ass...he went through a bad spell where he was either scared to lose or injured but the Arlovski of today could be the best we have ever seen.

Fedor...I have relentlessly criticized his opposition but he is the best HW. Lesnar likely would lose to Fedor today and there is no way Nog or Randy would win. I have a feeling Nog is past his prime, already.The way he picked apart Tim was nothing short of spectacular.


IMO, I'll repeat in case you're mentally anything like your boy Leo, IMO:

AA is top 10, I said that in a prev post. I like AA. Please feel free to explain to you know who what AA's ethnicity is. With me being such a racist :lol and all.

Tim did good for MMA, but he is boring. Again, IMO.

The guy that fights the freak show, yeah, has fought some great fighters, HAS. Before. Lately???..... :wakeup

[ATRAIN]

ok now I think its time to move this over to the MMA forum, its been hijacked by actual MMA talk lol.

[ATRAIN]

OH yeah and DIO you watch your mouth when talking about the future champ AA!!!!

[LEONARD]

LMAO...I just remembered why I stopped bothering with you a long time ago, Dio. Your replies usually have little to do with the subject, it's unbelievably frustrating to try to follow them, and they're rarely backed with anything. POINTLESS.

Like somehow getting that Nog is washed up from my post about Nog? WTF dude? How???? How did you pull that from what I said. Instead of acknowledging that Fedor did look pretty impressive against Nog twice before, you pull some BS out of it...

The Vera thing was a shot at you for being on Vera's nuts...of course I know he's a LHW now...


Call me all the names you'd like but I STILL see Brandon Vera getting a shot at & winning a UFC title within maybe, the next 13mos-14mos.

Still waiting on the Dio Top 10 HW list...

Please link me to your prediction that Fedor would beat Tim.

Everybody and their dog thought Crocop would roll thru the UFC HW's at the time...and most of those people are smart enough to know that the UFC didn't get the same Crocop...

The racist thing is based on the many many things you've spewed back when you used to post in the MMA threads.

As far as the gay reference goes, do I need to post up your pics from the Spurs watching party again?? :lol

I picked a Dio post apart for the last time today...and I knew better!! Stupid stupid stupid...never again...

[LEONARD]

ok now I think its time to move this over to the MMA forum, its been hijacked by actual MMA talk lol.

Not really...Dio is here... :lol

[Evan]

ok now I think its time to move this over to the MMA forum, its been hijacked by actual MMA talk lol.

mma thread was trolled by mma

[LEONARD]

Found a few classics...get your aspirin ready as you fight through these... :lol


Vera and Arlovski aren't real HWs? :lmao
The wrestling, pride and Truck/Tractor pull crowd is soooo knowledgable. :lmao

Talk about needing to get in the kitchen and stick to knitting! :lol :lol
What were the comments on the board about 'necks and how little they know about the sport??? :lol

Wait, so you were high on AA at one point? And Vera is a "real HW" now sucking ass at LHW?


Vera is a solid UFC'r, not a jap leaguer who needs to come to the UFC to make it big time. Pay attention kids. :smokin

More Vera gold there...


The old UFC looks like the jap league, a whole lotta punching and nary a ground game. Many jap league jock riders hate the ground game because they don't understand how to use or defend elbows.

Pure genius...no ground game in Pride!


Silva got taken down by some of the sloppiest attempts, EVER!.............I like Silva but he needs to realize he isn't in pride anymore.

You're right...it's not Pride. He lost there and hasn't been tested in the UFC yet... :lol


Also, the 15sec rule is great.
None of that wait an eternity before you pull out a yellow card, if you pull out the yellow card at all!

A true MMA fan...loves the "15 sec rule"... :lol


Hmmm, a few jap leaguers sure are sucking up to UFC jock nowadays! :lol To all those LAME ASSES, u said your jap league was the best. Now sack up and stick with it DUMBASSES! :lol

Deep thoughts, by Dio...

[Mr Dio]

:lol
LMAO...I just remembered why I stopped bothering with you a long time ago, Dio. Your replies usually have little to do with the subject, it's unbelievably frustrating to try to follow them, and they're rarely backed with anything. POINTLESS.

Just like yours Mr Opinion. :lol

===
===

The Vera thing was a shot at you for being on Vera's nuts...of course I know he's a LHW now...

Yes, of course you knew that! :lol Sure you did Leo, sure you did.

===
===

Everybody and their dog thought Crocop would roll thru the UFC HW's at the time...and most of those people are smart enough to know that the UFC didn't get the same Crocop...

Yeah, sure, just insert that link here where I went with the sheep on that one. :lmao

===
===


As far as the gay reference goes, do I need to post up your pics from the Spurs watching party again?? :lol

Yes, if I turn you on please do, we all know you are the one that has them saved to yor HARD drive. :toast

===
===

I picked a Dio post apart for the last time today...and I knew better!! Stupid stupid stupid...never again...

When??? :lmao With your, OPINION??? :rollin
Wow, I guess you showed me! :rolleyes :blah



Oh man, a the kid made this too easy. AGAIN.
Maybe you should actually try READING a post BEFORE replying to it. I did post that I liked AA. Then, and Now. :owned :hat

[Mr Dio]

Everybody and their dog thought Crocop would roll thru the UFC HW's at the time...and most of those people are smart enough to know that the UFC didn't get the same Crocop...



I picked a Dio post apart for the last time today...and I knew better!! Stupid stupid stupid...never again...



New Crocop interview...still wants to face Fedor on NYE 2007 in Pride...
http://www.mmauniverse.com/news/SS1188

He sounds pretty confident about facing the UFC scrub HW's... :lol



Wow Leo, I can play the copy & paste game too! :lol
Wowsahhhh!! Leo was, dare I say, WRONG??? :lmao

So, for the record, you were one of the sheep who couldn't form his own opinion? :hat Talk about being on a fighter's nuts.

Where are your facts now vato?
Because you obviously formed your CroCop opionion on facts right???
Facts.......:lmao

That, my son is being picked apart.............picked apart. :hat

[Evan]

wut?

[Spurtacus]

The one person under 160 who could kick Shaq's ass


http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Bruce-Lee-Poster-Card-C10285344.jpeg

Shaq, how does my ass taste?


Bruce Lee would make Shaq his bitch in three seconds.

[Evan]

Bruce Lee is the Godfather of MMA. His daughter is involved with the UFC

[Anti.Hero]

MMA is NOT gay.

http://www.sherdog.com/thumbnail_crop.php?image=http://www.cdn.sherdog.com/_images/pictures/40/39644.jpg&width_size=600

[Mr Dio]

IDK about the current AA.
I used to really enjoy watching him fight but damn, too often that jaw appeared to be made by Tiffany & Co..................AA is a good start, but step up man!



Like I said. :hat :lmao
And I didn't even need to copy & paste an MMA article and pretend like I'm an MMA know it all like Le'Tard.

[MiamiHeat]

size is a huge advantage. the ONLY way a smaller guy can win against a much bigger opponent is if the bigger guy doesn't know how to fight.

but if both fighters know what they are doing, games over. size and strength gives HUGE advantage to bigger fighter

[LEONARD]

Like I said. :hat :lmao
And I didn't even need to copy & paste an MMA article and pretend like I'm an MMA know it all like Le'Tard.

What a little bitch...picked AA to win and now pulling up old shit acting like he expected him to lose...

What a joke...

[MiamiHeat]

if Shaq knows how to fight and knows what to do, your MMA fighter is toast

[LEONARD]

if Shaq knows how to fight and knows what to do, your MMA fighter is toast

He doesn't, and would be toast...

[mavs>spurs2]

I'd have to say in a boxing match Shaq would easily win with the much longer reach and the fact that Penn would have to jump just to connect. But in a martial arts style fight, BJ would probably shatter Shaqs kneecap with a simple kick and end his career.

[tlongII]

LOL! Shaq would CRUSH BJ! He could suffocate him by sitting on him.

[stretch]

Ryu from street fighter would own all.

[The Franchise]

Shaq would kill him within a minute. Anyone who thinks otherwise has been watching to many movies.

[LEONARD]

I'd have to say in a boxing match Shaq would easily win with the much longer reach and the fact that Penn would have to jump just to connect. But in a martial arts style fight, BJ would probably shatter Shaqs kneecap with a simple kick and end his career.

Who cares about boxing. Shaq wouldn't be able to connect anyway....and if he did, BJ would walk right through it. Shaq would gas out and quit...

And yes, Shaq would quit due to leg kicks alone, or get submitted easily...


Shaq would kill him within a minute. Anyone who thinks otherwise has been watching to many movies.

:lol

WTF does movies have to do with anything? :rollin

We're talking about real fighting, genius...

[tlongII]

Who cares about boxing. Shaq wouldn't be able to connect anyway....and if he did, BJ would walk right through it. Shaq would gas out and quit...

And yes, Shaq would quit due to leg kicks alone, or get submitted easily...



:lol

WTF does movies have to do with anything? :rollin

We're talking about real fighting, genius...

BJ couldn't do a thing to Shaq. Shaq has 200 lbs on the poor guy! For BJ to kick him he would have to be close enough for Shaq to grab him. Once he does it's all over for BJ.

[stretch]

anyone ever played Shaq Fu?

badass fighter = shaq

[The Franchise]

WTF does movies have to do with anything? :rollin

We're talking about real fighting, genius...

I said movies because only in someones imagination can they see a scenario where Shaq loses to a 155 pound man like you have stated. Anything is possible but, if they fought 1,000 times that little bitch might win once. All Shaq would have to do is grab him and use him as a jumprope. He is giving up size, strength, reach, height, power, etc... So I repeat, if you believe that little bitch would stand much of a chance against Shaq you have been watching to many movies.

[LEONARD]

BJ couldn't do a thing to Shaq. Shaq has 200 lbs on the poor guy! For BJ to kick him he would have to be close enough for Shaq to grab him. Once he does it's all over for BJ.

He'd have a hard time even grabbing him. And if he did, what would he do to him?

He'd getting flying armbar'd...or tripped up and taken down and then submitted. He'd be lost once he got ahold of him...


I said movies because only in someones imagination can they see a scenario where Shaq loses to a 155 pound man like you have stated. Anything is possible but, if they fought 1,000 times that little bitch might win once. All Shaq would have to do is grab him and use him as a jumprope. He is giving up size, strength, reach, heigh:lolt, power, etc... So I repeat, if you believe that little bitch would stand much of a chance against Shaq you have been watching to many movies.

Ok ok...BJ would fight him at 170 lbs instead, so he'd actually be around 180 lbs.

But it's clear that you don't have a clue what you're talking about. Do you know who BJ Penn is? How about George St Pierre at 190 lbs? Would he win 3 out of 1000? :lol

Use him as a jump rope...that sounds realistic...

[tlongII]

He'd have a hard time even grabbing him. And if he did, what would he do to him?

He'd getting flying armbar'd...or tripped up and taken down and then submitted. He'd be lost once he got ahold of him...


All he'd have to do is lay on him. Suffocation. Shaq is far too strong for BJ to be able to do anything to him.

[LEONARD]

All he'd have to do is lay on him. Suffocation. Shaq is far too strong for BJ to be able to do anything to him.

LOL...oh ok, you're clearly doing a bit...I see that now...

[stretch]

A Rex Kwon Do roundhouse ought to do BJ Penn in.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b4/vsf3000/rex.jpg

[LEONARD]

How about Shaq vs Robbie Lawler (185 lbs)?
http://mmamania.com/2009/02/11/hdnet-fights-presents-toe-to-toe-with-el-guapo-shaquille-oneal-vs-robbie-lawler/

Bas Rutten says Robbie by KO...DUH!! :lol

Would've been funny if the question was Shaq vs BJ instead...

[stretch]

leonard is obsessed

shaq > mma

[desflood]

Damn guys. Give it up already.

[monosylab1k]

.

[Cry Havoc]

:lol @ this thread.

[Soul_Patch]

Shaq wouldnt be able to touch BJ, he is too fast. Penn would choke him out or break a limb before Shaq knew what happened.

Easy win...

[resistanze]

And I'd have a hard time believing Shaq wouldn't just grab this faggot by the neck and squeeze him till his head pops off.

Still the best post :lol

[Greg Oden]

agree.

[Phillip]

this thread was golden :tu

leonard has been MIA for a while though. wtf happened to him

[Kyle Orton]

He died in an MMA spandex accident

[tlongII]

this thread was golden :tu

leonard has been MIA for a while though. wtf happened to him

I think he met Shaq. :fight

[LkrFan]

:rollin :lmao :rollin

[baseline bum]

Honestly, Magic would be a better fit for MMA and their fanbase tbh.

[DMC]

You guys are crazy who think Shaq could beat BJ Penn. Kimbo found out that even the lowest MMA pros are fucking killers. You don't fuck with MMA pros.

[100%duncan]

34 people are fucking idiots. :lol Thread should've been public

[baseline bum]

But Oakley would kick the shit out of that homosexual

[Avante]

Any elite pro fighter would totally destroy a footballer, a basketballer whoever. Penn would take Shaq off his feet, and that would be it. Talking two minutes, fight over.

Just think itty bitty Bruce Lee could have walked into any bar in the world and beat up the baddest guy there.

[redzero]

Any elite pro fighter would totally destroy a footballer, a basketballer whoever. Penn would take Shaq off his feet, and that would be it. Talking two minutes, fight over.

Just think itty bitty Bruce Lee could have walked into any bar in the world and beat up the baddest guy there.

Bruce Lee wasn't a pro fighter. He also wasn't some martial arts god.

[Avante]

Bruce Lee wasn't a pro fighter. He also wasn't some martial arts god.

I didn't say he was, but he is a martial arts God.

[redzero]

I didn't say he was, but he is a martial arts God.

Are you basing that off his movies? It can't be because of any real martial arts fights.

[Avante]

Are you basing that off his movies? It can't be because of any real martial arts fights.

I can see you don't know anything about Bruce Lee.


paste

Bruce Lee : God Of Martial Art


Want more stuff talking about how he was the Godfather of martial arts? Tons of stuff talking about LORD Bruce.

Stick to what you know, obviously this isn't it.

[AaronY]

And I'd have a hard time believing Shaq wouldn't just grab this faggot by the neck and squeeze him till his head pops off.
Rofl

[redzero]

I can see you don't know anything about Bruce Lee.


paste

Bruce Lee : God Of Martial Art


Want more stuff talking about how he was the Godfather of martial arts? Tons of stuff talking about LORD Bruce.

:lol So? How many fights has Bruce Lee participated in? How do you know how well he would do in a fight?

[Avante]

:lol So? How many fights has Bruce Lee participated in? How do you know how well he would do in a fight?

As a teenager he destroyed a British boxer, then there was the Wong Jack Man story.

Do you honestly believe a guy who dedicated his life to martial arts can't whip up on some bar bully?

Smart move ignoring the...God...bit, yes he is the God of Martial Arts.

paste

He is widely considered by commentators, critics, media and other martial artists to be one of the most influential martial artists of all time,[4] (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/#cite_note-4) and a pop culture icon of the 20th century.[

[redzero]

As a teenager he destroyed a British boxer, then there was the Wong Jack Man story.

Do you honestly believe a guy who dedicated his life to martial arts can't whip up on some bar bully?

Smart move ignoring the...God...bit, yes he is the God of Martial Arts.

I'm not ignoring anything. You putting somebody who didn't actually fight for a living in the same class as boxers and mixed martial artists is stupid.

Yes, there are people like you who sip the Bruce Lee Koolaid. I already knew that. You pointed that out is pointless.

[Avante]

I'm not ignoring anything. You putting somebody who didn't actually fight for a living in the same class as boxers and mixed martial artists is stupid.

Yes, there are people like you who sip the Bruce Lee Koolaid. I already knew that. You pointed that out is pointless.

Didn't I mention him vs bar bullies? Where did I have him in with pro fighters? Do you pay attention at all?

Saying..."he was no God of martial arts"...is what's really stupid here. How could anyone who knows anything about this be that stupid? Bruce Lee is...the God...of martial arts.

[redzero]

Didn't I mention him vs bar bulies? Where did I have him in with pro fighters? Do you pay attention at all?

Saying..."he was no God of martial arts"...is what's really stupid here. How cxould anyone who knows anything avbout this be that stupid?

...I'm saying it because it's true. You mistakenly believed that I was talking about the public's perception of him. I was actually talking about being a god in terms of fighting ability.

[Avante]

...I'm saying it because it's true. You mistakenly believed that I was talking about the public's perception of him. I was actually talking about being a god in terms of fighting ability.

No you weren't, you are now because you saw how stupid your comment was.


paste

For martial artists, Bruce Lee is a god. Due to his charismatic personality and mastery in the field of martial arts, he has become a legend.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Then there is common sense. You ever seen a bar fight? It always comes down to conditioning, who can last. What guy crawls off a bar stoll and whips Bruce Lee? There is little doubt (if you have half a brain) that the guy could fight. He did beat a martial arts instructer, he did beat a boxer, but he can't handle some bar bully, come on man even a dummy like you can see that.

[redzero]

No you weren't

:lol Do you know how stupid you sound? In a thread about fighting, you think I just randomly criticized somebody's popularity instead of their fighting ability? You are an idiot, then. Everybody knows Bruce Lee was popular. I wasn't talking about his popularity, moron.

[Avante]

:lol Do you know how stupid you sound? In a thread about fighting, you think I just randomly criticized somebody's popularity instead of their fighting ability? You are an idiot, then. Everybody knows Bruce Lee was popular. I wasn't talking about his popularity, moron.

It's not working guy, you really didn't know that much about the guy and it's obvious. You do not come on a thread about fighting and say something as stupid as....Bruce Lee was no martial arts God....if you know anything at all about that situation. That's like saying...Usian Bolt is slow....(I know...who?)

Then you tell me I was comparing him to pro fighters, hahahaha!!!!!!! Dummy, I said bars, right?

Why do you even try to talk about things you don't know a damn thing about?

[redzero]

It's not working guy, you really didn't know that much about the guy and it's obvious. You do not come on a thread about fighting and say something as stupid as....Bruce Lee was no martial arts God....if you know anything art all about that situation. That's like saying...Usian Bolt is slow....(I know...who?)

Usain Bolt has won a shit load of actual races. Bruce Lee has won a shit load of fake fights.


Then you tell me I was comparing him to pro fighters, hahahaha!!!!!!! Dummy, I said bars, right?

Dummy, you started your post with talk about pro fighters, and then you used Bruce Lee as an example.


Why do you even try to talk about things you don't know a damn thing about?

What have I said that was incorrect? Your poor reading comprehension is your own fault, not mine.

[Avante]

Usain Bolt has won a shit load of actual races. Bruce Lee has won a shit load of fake fights.



Dummy, you started your post with talk about pro fighters, and then you used Bruce Lee as an example.



What have I said that was incorrect? Your poor reading comprehension is your own fault, not mine.

Did you miss the part about him whipping a boxer as a teenager? Did you miss part about him besting a martial arts instructer. What guy crawls of a bar stool and beats a martial arts instructer? Talk about poor reading skills, wow~~~~~ If you knew the Bruce Lee story you'd know about his battle with Wong Jack Man.

You said he wasn't a martial arts God, yep totally incorrect.

Why would I use Bruce Lee as an example of a pro fighter?????????? Stupid is thinking anyone would.

You're an idiot!

So tell me idiot how would he do vs some bar bully?

[AaronY]

Avante trying like Hell to suck the life out of another thread..

[Avante]

Avante trying like Hell to suck the life out of another thread..

How does that work? And it case you haven't noticed it was redzero who started this. You sure whine a lot.

[redzero]

Did you miss the part about him whipping a boxer as a teenager? Did you miss part about him besting a martial arts instructer. What guy crawls of a bar stool and beats a martial arts instructer? Talk about poor reading skills, wow~~~~~ If you knew the Bruce Lee story you'd know about his battle with Wong Jack Man.

Cool example of a fight that was held in private and had a disputed outcome.


You said he wasn't a martial arts God, yep totally incorrect.

In terms of fighting ability--which is what I was actually talking about--he wasn't.


So tell me idiot how would he do vs some bar bully?

He'd probably win, like any other trained and fit martial artist. That's not saying much, though.

[AaronY]

ST's #1 Thread Succubus putting in work tbh..

[Avante]

Cool example of a fight that was held in private and had a disputed outcome.



In terms of fighting ability--which is what I was actually talking about--he wasn't.



He'd probably win, like any other trained and fit martial artist. That's not saying much, though.

Come on man, ya made a dumb statement, just admit it. Bruce Lee vs a martial arts instructer pretty much says it all since all I said was he could whip up on bar bullies. Something you finally agreed about.

So what's your problem?

[Avante]

ST's #1 Thread Succubus putting in work tbh..

So just keep it stupid like you do?

[redzero]

It's not my fault you can't read well. In terms of fighting ability, Bruce Lee was not a martial arts god.

[AaronY]

Movie idea: My Dinner with Avante; its like My Dinner with Andre except its four hours long and the debate/discussion is completely retarded and annoying..

[Avante]

It's not my fault you can't read well. In terms of fighting ability, Bruce Lee was not a martial arts god.

I mention him vs bar bullies yet you say I'm comparing him to pro fighters, that is....can't read well. And you know as well as I do what you were talking about then once you saw how stupid that was you've been trying to wiggle out ever since.

And, he doesn't have to be a martial arts God to beat up some trucker having a drink, which is what I....OBVIOUSLY...was talking about.

You're an idiot!


What does this mean?

Bruce Lee wasn't a pro fighter. He also wasn't some martial arts god.

We all know he wasn't a pro fighter so why the comment about martial arts?

[Avante]

Movie idea: My Dinner with Avante; its like My Dinner with Andre except its four hours long and the debate/discussion is completely retarded and annoying..

It's an old debate..."how would Bruce Lee do in a real fight?"...nothing retarded about it. Who is talking to your dumbass anyway? Don't read it.

[redzero]

:lol So, even though I made the distinction between his popularity and his fighting skills, and even though I commented about his fighting skills in every post, Avante still thinks I was attacking Bruce Lee's popularity. :lol What a stupid fuck.

[Avante]

:lol So, even though I made the distinction between his popularity and his fighting skills, and even though I commented about his fighting skills in every post, Avante still thinks I was attacking Bruce Lee's popularity. :lol What a stupid fuck.

You said this...

Bruce Lee wasn't a pro fighter. He also wasn't some martial arts god.

Now think ya dumb fuck, if we all know he wasn't a pro fighter why the comment on martial arts? Yep, you didn't know any better and it's real obvious. You made a totally stupid statement and we all saw it. Too late to try to dance out from under it. Anyone saying...Bruce Lee was no martial arts God...is a complete/100%/total moron. Cool the stupid...but I meant....it doesn't matter you see dummy he is..the..martial arts God.

You're an idiot!

[redzero]

You said this...

Bruce Lee wasn't a pro fighter. He also wasn't some martial arts god.

Now think ya dumb fuck, if we all know he wasn't a pro fighter why the comment on martial arts? Yep, you didn't know any better and it's real obvious. You made a totally stupid statement and we all saw it. Too late to try to dance out from under it. Anyone saying...Bruce Lee was no martial arts God...is a complete/100%/total moron. Cool the stupid...but I meant....it doesn't matter you see dummy he is..the..martial arts God.

You're an idiot!

Again, that makes zero sense.

Retard.

[AaronY]

Excellent debate

[Avante]

Again, that makes zero sense.

Retard.

Sure it does dummy and you know it. Nobody says....Bruce Lee was no martial arts God.....unless they are an idiot. Too late moron, you tried...again...to talk about something you knew nothing about and as always you sucked at it.

[Avante]

Excellent debate


So what's your take?